George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[MV/Liberace!]

Worst Jimmy Stewart impression ever.

and who does a fucking jimmy stewart impression, anyway?  could he be any more irrelevant?

[MV/Liberace!]

People keep wondering if George reads this website. George or at least someone on staff does because one time I read something on here and asked George if it was true and his response was "they are idiots not true". Doubt he would call you guys idiots if he didn't know a little about what goes on here.

we have literally hundreds of pages of documented idiocy on the part of george noory.  that's the pot calling the kettle if i've ever seen it.  truly a stupid, stupid little man.

[NoMoreNoory]

If the George Noory Word Of The Day is to be ongoing, might I suggest a couple?

The first is from last Friday, about 2 hours 15 mins in, I think, and is 'imaginive'

The second about 50 minutes into last night and is 'speculuhvtuhv'

Meanwhile, two good old-fashioned Nooryisms.

Discussing the supposed entry to that place under Antarctica where the Nazis and/or the UFOs hang out, he gave us this geometrical oxymoron:
'It has a slow little curve, so you can go straight into it.'

And last night, introducing Mike Bara, he referred to his:
'artificial study of structures on the moon.'
Well, if it's an artificial study, George, we should ignore it and move on to a real study of artificial structures on the moon, shouldn't we?

I believe it's been said before, but it bears repeating: George Noory sucks

[astroguy]

And last night, introducing Mike Bara, he referred to his:
'artificial study of structures on the moon.'
Well, if it's an artificial study, George, we should ignore it and move on to a real study of artificial structures on the moon, shouldn't we?

Yeah, caught that.  I smiled.

[ManiacMatt]

and who does a fucking jimmy stewart impression, anyway?  could he be any more irrelevant?

A good impression of Jimmy Stewart could be funny in the right context.  Of course, GN doesn't understand that and is overwhelmed by a desire to get attention and praise so he blurts out any dumb thing that pops into his tiny little brain.  His conversational skills are very childish.

[ManiacMatt]

It was so lame of Bara to claim a bad phone connection for the caller Dan when he was obviously irritated by the questioning and referred to the caller going into a tirade.  Funny how the phone connection was very clear for all previous calls and for all calls after.  People actually believe this guy's bull plop?  Bara needs medication if he sees structures in those grainy photos that he thinks looks like a whole city was there.

[expat]

All of Mike's Chapter 9 images are woefully, woefully unconvincing. Plus he's asking us to believe that NASA blotted out the ziggurat from AS11-38-5564 BUT LEFT IN a crane, a spacecraft, a drill, a beach house, a gun emplacement, a human head. He must think we were born yesterday.

Seriously, this is pathetic, even by the data standards of Coast to Coast.

[11angeleyes11]

Any good debate has got to include Bill from West Hartford, Connecticut because he is an amateur astrometer you know..

I live for those calls. .

[Ben Shockley]

After I mentioned that people can hear past "Coast" programs for free without paying for "Coast Insider," stevesh felt it necessary to:

Fixed that for you.  Could be there are those of us who consider our integrity to be worth more than a dollar a month.

Thanks, stevesh, for pointing out what an amoral low-life I am for my mentioning objective fact.

I trust that you'll be initiating some kind of action to shut down the free --excuse me, "copyright violating"-- sources I mentioned?
Perhaps you should be on Premiere's payroll, because you apparently worry more about their bottom line than their current lawyers, who apparently are either unaware of or ain't bothered by --oh, for example-- radio stations who maintain "audio archives"..?
All in all, thanks for a thoroughly gratuitous and pointless "call out" of what you seem to be alleging was my suborning of larceny.

[NoMoreNoory]

Holy Crap!

GN: It looks like CP30

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[McPhallus]

Boring old wikipedia suggests that Leonardo da Vinci wrote about Pareidolia as a device for painters. Wait, why do I even care?

But you have to love how the article prominently features the "face" on Cydonia!

[WOTR]

Just have to say... 16000 posts?!?  wow.

[Ben Shockley]

Just have to say... 16000 posts?!?  wow.

And how appropriate that #16,000 documented a classic over-hyping Noorism -- while sporting an avatar that says "I don't believe in coincidences"

There are no coincidences.

[stevesh]

After I mentioned that people can hear past "Coast" programs for free without paying for "Coast Insider," stevesh felt it necessary to:
Thanks, stevesh, for pointing out what an amoral low-life I am for my mentioning objective fact.

I trust that you'll be initiating some kind of action to shut down the free --excuse me, "copyright violating"-- sources I mentioned?
Perhaps you should be on Premiere's payroll, because you apparently worry more about their bottom line than their current lawyers, who apparently are either unaware of or ain't bothered by --oh, for example-- radio stations who maintain "audio archives"..?
All in all, thanks for a thoroughly gratuitous and pointless "call out" of what you seem to be alleging was my suborning of larceny.

Grow up. If you meant something other than downloading unauthorized copies of Premiere's IP, pretend you're a man and say so.

[onan]

Paying for c2c makes little sense to me. Putting a nickel in noory's hand is unthinkable to me. Seems similar to me to paying for an all day ride at the outhouse.

George Noory Sucks.

[Morgus]

Any good debate has got to include Bill from West Hartford, Connecticut because he is an amateur astrometer you know..

I live for those calls. .

Bill at age 62 is still looking for his first girlfriend, maybe you are interested in that position? 

[ItsOver]

Any good debate has got to include Bill from West Hartford, Connecticut because he is an amateur astrometer you know..

I live for those calls. .

Bill from West Hartford is starting to make me doubt atheists.

[Ben Shockley]

When I called out stevesh on his totally misplaced effort to --I guess "shame me"-- regarding my encouraging people to find free alternatives to "Coast Insider," he became enraged and spewed:

Grow up.

Do you talk to people like that face-to-face?
I doubt it.   You're probably not big enough to get away with it.
I'm sorry if you're having a bad day or life, but I also doubt if bad-mouthing me will make it any better.
You sure are mighty exercised over my saying what's been said here and all over the place for a long time.    Or have you never noticed?    I don't have to be "self-absorbed;" seems like stevesh is pretty absorbed in me as it is.    HAL 9000 (just as one notable example) has been providing links to free stuff since I've been looking in here, but I guess he's on your "no-name-calling" list, huh?
If not: gosh, stevesh, you better get to work tracking it all down and calling them all the names you figure they deserve.

No, on the other hand: better curb that name-calling.   It might carry over into "real life," and you could find yourself in trouble.

[Juan]

You, of all people, complaining about name calling.

[The General]

and who does a fucking jimmy stewart impression, anyway?  could he be any more irrelevant?

No, Noory could not be more irrelevant.  Oh, you meant Jimmy Stewart. 

The Jimmy Stewart impression is the 'training wheels' of comedy.  If Noory did stand up comedy, he'd need a trunk full of props to deliver his knock-knock jokes.  He could open up for Carrot Top and Michael Richards.  Noory is the undisputed king of late night irrelevance.

[PB the Deplorable]

No, Noory could not be more irrelevant.  Oh, you meant Jimmy Stewart. 

The Jimmy Stewart impression is the 'training wheels' of comedy.  If Noory did stand up comedy, he'd need a trunk full of props to deliver his knock-knock jokes.  He could open up for Carrot Top and Michael Richards.  Noory is the undisputed king of late night irrelevance.

George is quite the cut-up around the office.  Everyone loves his jokes, stories, impressions, and especially his singing.

'Geesh', he'll say, a little self consciously, 'jus' part uv my job, I do uruuhf, er, eight oars-uh  show prep ev-ry day, an' this is, ah, part uv that.  An' yuh know, fam-lee is impotent, an' yewer like my fam-lee a-rund here'.

[ziznak]

I've re-listened to the Bara show today and it's great stuff.
"I didn't hear the whole tirade I got cut-off."  total BS as well as his weak excuse about what images he uses.  He mentioned earlier that he downloads scans of these images.  Scanned images are digital and if he's not scanning them himself from actual prints then he's getting them somewhere else.  Whose to say anything in regards to the integrity of anything he downloads.  How does he know what images NASA has already gotten a hold of.  again, great job Astro.  I'm hoping they will actually have you on for a full debunking show or segment.  Bara's admittance of being a Sitchin student was another tidbit I noticed that totally writes him off as credible.

Speaking of integrity, downloading crap on the internet for free in no way effects mine.  If somebody feels bad about themselves for downloading copyrighted material my heart goes out to them... they must be very hard on themselves elsewhere in life as well.

[ItsOver]

George is quite the cut-up around the office.  Everyone loves his jokes, stories, impressions, and especially his singing.

'Geesh', he'll say, a little self consciously, 'jus' part uv my job, I do uruuhf, er, eight oars-uh  show prep ev-ry day, an' this is, ah, part uv that.  An' yuh know, fam-lee is impotent, an' yewer like my fam-lee a-rund here'.

George should just stick to doing what he does best, serving as the laughing-stock of radio.

[Mel(apostrophe)s Hole]

Meanwhile, two good old-fashioned Nooryisms.

Discussing the supposed entry to that place under Antarctica where the Nazis and/or the UFOs hang out, he gave us this geometrical oxymoron:
'It has a slow little curve, so you can go straight into it.'

And last night, introducing Mike Bara, he referred to his:
'artificial study of structures on the moon.'
Well, if it's an artificial study, George, we should ignore it and move on to a real study of artificial structures on the moon, shouldn't we?

I believe it's been said before, but it bears repeating: George Noory sucks

Okay, backing up to last Wednesday night, Gory’s first hour guest was Daniel Oldis. Apparently, this guy is the granddaddy of lucid dreaming. He’s been studying it since the early 70’s, at least. Great updates on current research into shared dreaming. He discussed AT LENGTH how the internet is now being used to help two individuals communicate while in the dream state using what he called ocular signaling. It was fascinating and not difficult to understand. Apparently, Gnorly hadn’t been able to shuffle through his cue cards quickly enough because his only comment at the end was, “Okay, but you’re also experimenting on using the internet with this? How is that working?” Without missing a beat, Oldis restated what he had already covered two different ways during the previous 15 minutes.

Two other gems from that first hour:
1. “Can you dream that the doorbell rings, wake up, go downstairs and answer the door and no one is there?”
2. “You can really accomplish a lot in dreams. I don’t want to give away any of my secrets but, you concentrate on things and people...and it works!” (Paraphrasing, in all honesty, but that was the gist.)

One other thing, don’t recall the show but he mentioned recently that he knew when he was 11 or 12 he wanted to be a broadcaster. He wanted to be able to talk to people about…astral projection and knew he needed news credentials to do so. He couldn’t just be Joe Average knocking on someone's front door asking for an interview on…astral projection. Quick thoughts: THAT 11-12 y/o knew about astral projection? Need to rewrite personal history in most incredible manner=lifelong low self-esteem and…?

Allegedly.

[coaster]

1. “Can you dream that the doorbell rings, wake up, go downstairs and answer the door and no one is there?”

I applaud Premcrap's stance on hiring the mentally disabled. They truly are equal opportunity employers.

[ziznak]

George was really on the cutting edge of pop culture trends if he was thinking about astral projection back then... wasn't that right around the time that America first heard of and discussed such things?

[Mel(apostrophe)s Hole]

George was really on the cutting edge of pop culture trends if he was thinking about astral projection back then... wasn't that right around the time that America first heard of and discussed such things?

^ So. Exactly. This. ^

Keep it simple George:
Ghosts and witches @ 11 y/o? Yes.
Astral projection? No. No, I do not believe you.

[stevesh]

Another surprisingly bad show tonight. The main guest was supposed to discuss preparedness, and did, a little, but most of the first hour was Noory and the guest talking about their respective work histories and Noory's time in the Navy.

The additional guest in the third hour was an insurance claims adjuster who specialized in natural disasters. Could have been an interesting segment if Simple George hadn't burned close to half of the guy's time asking creepy questions about his (brief) stint as a suicide hotline counselor.

What is this idiot's obsession with death ?

We also had an item in the Noory 'Here's What's Happenin' first hour 'news' segment about a Chinese guy run over by a steam roller. I needed to know that.

[Juan]

What is this idiot's obsession with death ?

We also had an item in the Noory 'Here's What's Happenin' first hour 'news' segment about a Chinese guy run over by a steam roller. I needed to know that.

Yes, and the story was told in a manner that emphasized the death - not the totalitarian regime that would do that to a person.

As for astral projection at 11 or 12,  maybe George's older sister, the one he was still sleeping with, told him about it.

[NoMoreNoory]

Was it a post-modern Nooryism? Is George playing with us? Or is he, like some freestyle jazz musician, improvising around his own riffs? Introducing Stephen Sindoni last night, we'd have expected the Nooron to enquire rhetorically whether Mt Shasta is a portal. Yet what he actually gave us was this:

'Mt Shasta. Is it a porthole to a hollow earth? What's going on?'

Wow! It would take a mind of George's mystical sophistication to envision the possibility that what seems to be a mountain might actually be a circular window on the side of a ship