The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[SredniVashtar]

TRUCE ? What kind of truce could there be with a guy who photoshops pictures of Noory fucking me from behind and probably thinks its hilarious ?

I need some clarification here, big guy.

Would you have preferred Noory being on top?

[SredniVashtar]

I was in Costco tonight and met someone who was a former writer for the Tonight Show. We had a very interesting talk about people in comedy that both of us liked. Both he and several other people liked my shirts and my background pictures for my videos. He also listens to Noory and knows who Art Bell is.

I do enjoy these little updates from Planet Falkie, even if I don't believe a fucking word of them. Although perhaps I am misjudging Herr Senda here, and writers from the Tonight Show walk around Costco with t-shirts advertising themselves, just as we can tell Falkie is a conspiracy expert because his shirt tells us so. God knows how this little encounter could have taken place; perhaps this guy assumed Falkie was an in-store deal, and they were trying to sell off an enormous glazed ham before its use-by date expired?

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLvay9ErSgo

I once was using a shop vac to clean up the debris left from a couch we had to break up because it had mice nesting in it.

[Who]

I just opened the pressure cooker to see if works. Plugged it in, read through the recipes in the car and I can learn how to can stuff in it as well.
Video showing it tomorrow. Very simple to set and use. Its an automatic pressure cooker.

My name is George Anthony Senda of Martinez, California.  I'm on SSI and live in section 8 housing.  I supplement my SSI by asking the public for donations.  George Noory sent me a check to buy new glasses after I made a video showing how my glasses fall off my face.  You may remember that video.  It's the one where I told Noory about Kathy and I running around like a chicken with its head cut off, going to local churches looking for free food.  Bellgabbers have sent checks to me.  A prostitute once bought my dinner.  I use my meager resources to buy things I can't afford and don't need.  I apply for credit cards so I can buy more stuff I can't afford and don't need.  A few days ago I got a  new Kohl's credit card.  I bought a George Foreman Indoor Outdoor Grill and an electric pressure cooker.  Of course, I don't really own them.  I'll be paying 24% interest on these items until they're paid for.  It's a win-win situation.  I get more stuff to stack up in my hovel and Capital One (the bank that issues the Kohl's credit card) gets 24% interest from another mindless Noory fan.  I'm so proud of myself that I'm going to make a video to show the world this new pressure cooker.

Speaking of videos, did you see the one where I show the world my mailing address?  And did you see my post where I remind the world that everyone knows my physical location? And to just knock, walk in and announce yourself?  But not before noon because a naked Kathy will be sleeping beside me?  I don't believe in keeping secrets from my adoring public.  I believe every human on Planet Earth needs to know my real name, where I live and my entire life history.  No detail is too small.

Well, that's it for now.  Be sure to watch my next tell-all video.  And remember, STFU and mind your own business.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I do enjoy these little updates from Planet Falkie,

Morning Srendi. Remember the other day when you were telling me that women want you and men want to be you? You weren't kidding. At least about the first part. You somehow manage to whip up all the blue hairs into a sexual frenzy even when you are not around. For once, the Falkie thread was the only place where there was some propriety last night. My Kathy fish remark not withstanding.

[3OctaveFart]

Falkie, of all the ennui from your life you share here, you leave out the parts that might actually move the story forward. When is the next home inspection and does the government know about your Dave earnings?

[onan]

I don't believe the prius/lexus is still part of the falkie portfolio.

[Who]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLvay9ErSgo

Hey, Griftie!  How is it you can rent a truck, drive it to Patty's, load it with crap then drive it to a storage unit and unload it but still need a CAREGIVER to help you with your dishes, housekeeping and laundry?

Will you explain that to your adoring public, Griftie?  Oh, and don't forget to tell us how you can drive a rental truck without a driver's license.

[paladin1991]

I scrubbed the hell out of both kitchen counters while I was cleaning and am quite capable of having clean canning jars, seals and lids.
A relative used to can peaches and pears with cloves, along with tomatoes and home made jelly and would give me some. Some of the best stuff ever. I do have room to store stuff on bookshelves or in the kitchen cabinets once we clean some stuff out. Next spring I will start growing lettuce, cucumbers and cherry tomatoes in tubs and shelves downstairs here along with herbs since unlike on my balcony they won't burn from excessive direct sun.
Panning for gold would be cool ( one major gold concentrate seller in Alaska has stopped selling bags of gold concentrates as of the end of this month ) and I hate the taste of salmon & so does Kathy.
The recent fire led the GPAA to cancel its outing to the annual event on the claim they own near Napa as it was too dangerous since the fire was in the area.
BIG SHITS may have a war with me but only because he refuses to accede to our terms.
He's not worth the effort to even think about him.

Does Felchie remind anyone else of Danny Devitos character in 'Throw Momma fm the Train?'

[Who]

I scrubbed the hell out of both kitchen counters while I was cleaning and am quite capable of having clean canning jars, seals and lids.

Then why do you need a taxpayer-provided caregiver?

[paladin1991]

EASIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

If it got any easier you'd be in a wooden box.

So about that dead pool.  I'm thinking I might go in for a short timeline, say a Thanksgiving death.  And a Christmas wedding for Our Sweet Kathy and Patty.  (Imagine the make up sex btwn them, eeeeeesh) 

[paladin1991]

He will max out that card.  Then he will dispute each of the charges.  One a week.  That is multiple disputes that each have to be researched, proof of purchase made clear to the disputing party and then paid for. 
So once the charges are all shown to be valid ( Felchie has already entered into an altered payment plan so that he can pay as little as possible on the account) he closes the account and refuses to pay.  After all, he really doesn't care about establishing and holding good credit.
It's the ART of the Grift. 


Fuck Griftie.

[paladin1991]

I need some clarification here, big guy.

Would you have preferred Noory being on top?

Felche would be bottom, so that he could look up into Dave's shark like eyes....searching for some insincerity.....as he takes a brutal pounding.

*sigh*  Must be love.  Prison love, but love.

[bateman]

Then why do need a taxpayer-provided caregiver?

Oh I can't wait for this answer.

[paladin1991]

Oh I can't wait for this answer.

I laughed so hard thinking of the answers to come....my incision is aching so deep it makes my balls moan.

[paladin1991]

WHO, for some reason I am unable to quote you.

But yes, you are right.  Another 'win' for the falkappotomus and higher prices for those of us who work.  And still get to pay for Griftie to collect a check.

[Who]

WHO, for some reason I am unable to quote you.

But yes, you are right.  Another 'win' for the falkappotomus and higher prices for those of us who work.  And still get to pay for Griftie to collect a check.

I was editing my post and got called away from the computer - so I figured I'd delete it and rewrite it when I got back.

Basically, this is it.  The bank that issued the Kohl's card is one of the banks that was bailed out by the taxpayers after the 2008 economic meltdown.  Apparently they didn't learn their lesson because they just issued a credit card to Falkie, a man whose only source of income is SSI (welfare) and who owns no property.  So if and when he defaults, they won't bother taking him to court since a judgment against him would be worthless. The bank is "too big to fail" so after a million or so Falkie's default on these bad loans they'll just go back to Congress for another bailout courtesy of the taxpayers.

[Who]

Falkie, most of us here at Bellgab are fans of George Knapp, whose day job is serving as an investigative reporter.  I think it would be a great idea if Mr. Knapp came to your hovel apartment and interviewed YOU.  What do you think?  He could do a little investigative work on you, interview you, and the result would be a great Sunday night Coast to Coast AM on "Falkiegate."  Or "Griftiegate."

Here are some questions he might want to ask you:

When you went to Patty's to collect your belongings, did your taxpayer-provided CAREGIVER go with you?  Did she drive the truck?  After all, anyone who is so disabled he needs a CAREGIVER is not capable of driving a U-Haul truck.  Especially a disabled man with no driver's license.

You said in your "Ratty Patty" video that you spent two or three hours in Patty's garage. Was the CAREGIVER in the garage with you for those two to three hours?

Did the CAREGIVER load the U-Haul and drive it to your storage unit for you?  Did the CAREGIVER unload the U-Haul for you?

You have said numerous times in your videos that you frequently SCREAM in pain while in the company of medical doctors.  Yet in your 400 or so videos we have never once heard you SCREAM in pain while walking to Starbucks, tracking down hucksters and charlatans at the New Living Expo,  tracking down George Noory so you could interview him or hiking all over the Bay Area doing your "remotes."

And that's just scratching the surface.  George Knapp would conduct a thorough, professional investigation.  The result would be one GREAT Sunday Night Coast to Coast AM.  All four hours devoted to YOU.

What do you think.  Are you in?

[onan]

Falkie, most of us here at Bellgab are fans of George Knapp, whose day job is serving as an investigative reporter.  I think it would be a great idea if Mr. Knapp came to your hovel apartment and interviewed YOU.  What do you think?  He could do a little investigative work on you, interview you, and the result would be a great Sunday night Coast to Coast AM on "Falkiegate."  Or "Griftiegate."

Here are some questions he might want to ask you:

When you went to Patty's to collect your belongings, did your taxpayer-provided CAREGIVER go with you?  Did she drive the truck?  After all, anyone who is so disabled he needs a CAREGIVER is not capable of driving a U-Haul truck.  Especially a disabled man with no driver's license.

You said in your "Ratty Patty" video that you spent two or three hours in Patty's garage. Was the CAREGIVER in the garage with you for those two to three hours?

Did the CAREGIVER load the U-Haul and drive it to your storage unit for you?  Did the CAREGIVER unload the U-Haul for you?

You have said numerous times in your videos that you frequently SCREAM in pain while in the company of medical doctors.  Yet in your 400 or so videos we have never once heard you SCREAM in pain while walking to Starbucks, tracking down hucksters and charlatans at the New Living Expo,  tracking down George Noory so you could interview him or hiking all over the Bay Area doing your "remotes."

And that's just scratching the surface.  George Knapp would conduct a thorough, professional investigation.  The result would be one GREAT Sunday Night Coast to Coast AM.  All four hours devoted to YOU.

What do you think.  Are you in?

Well, if Knapp will spring for glasses, I bet moochie would jump at the chance.

[bateman]

Well, if Knapp will spring for glasses, I bet moochie would jump at the chance.

Aim higher. Is there a new iPad Air out?

[littlechris]

Aim higher. Is there a new iPad Air out?

Screw it, I say aim for the stars and hit up the king himself, and try to get a BRAND NEW prius from Art Bell. 

Falkie, you never know until you try.

[paladin1991]

Falkie, most of us here at Bellgab are fans of George Knapp, whose day job is serving as an investigative reporter.  I think it would be a great idea if Mr. Knapp came to your hovel apartment and interviewed YOU.  What do you think?  He could do a little investigative work on you, interview you, and the result would be a great Sunday night Coast to Coast AM on "Falkiegate."  Or "Griftiegate."

Here are some questions he might want to ask you:

When you went to Patty's to collect your belongings, did your taxpayer-provided CAREGIVER go with you?  Did she drive the truck?  After all, anyone who is so disabled he needs a CAREGIVER is not capable of driving a U-Haul truck.  Especially a disabled man with no driver's license.

You said in your "Ratty Patty" video that you spent two or three hours in Patty's garage. Was the CAREGIVER in the garage with you for those two to three hours?

Did the CAREGIVER load the U-Haul and drive it to your storage unit for you?  Did the CAREGIVER unload the U-Haul for you?

You have said numerous times in your videos that you frequently SCREAM in pain while in the company of medical doctors.  Yet in your 400 or so videos we have never once heard you SCREAM in pain while walking to Starbucks, tracking down hucksters and charlatans at the New Living Expo,  tracking down George Noory so you could interview him or hiking all over the Bay Area doing your "remotes."

And that's just scratching the surface.  George Knapp would conduct a thorough, professional investigation.  The result would be one GREAT Sunday Night Coast to Coast AM.  All four hours devoted to YOU.

What do you think.  Are you in?

The whole 'scream in pain' thing.  That's on demand.  The scene he is playing demands that he 'act out' and 'scream in pain' in order to impress his medical charleton audience.

[littlechris]

Falkie, most of us here at Bellgab are fans of George Knapp, whose day job is serving as an investigative reporter.  I think it would be a great idea if Mr. Knapp came to your hovel apartment and interviewed YOU.  What do you think? 

Bad idea, cuz George Knapp is a hater and is scared that falkie will steal his Sunday night time slot from him. 

[b_dubb]

Ashy does Falkie continue to respond and engage here? To what end? Does he still think his YouTube videos will pay off? He's obviously delusional.

[Jocko Johnson]

Screw it, I say aim for the stars and hit up the king himself, and try to get a BRAND NEW prius   LEXUS    from Art Bell. 

Falkie, you never know until you try.

FIFY MY FRIEND...!

[Jocko Johnson]

The whole 'scream in pain' thing.  That's on demand.  The scene he is playing demands that he 'act out' and 'scream in pain' in order to impress his medical charleton audience.

I wish he'd show up at the "free clinic/ER" one day and at the last minute a different doc shows up. Fuckie goes in to his routine, rolls around on the floor really moaning and yelling etc. The new doc knowing it's all a load of dung calls for a huge hypo of Versad. He gets jacked up, goes out and in about 30 mins wakes up in a padded cell in a straightjacket, on a bed that is a single sheet of 3/4 " plywood. Blood seeping from his ass. His face smashed in, he realizes he is slowly spitting out his teeth like pieces of chicklet's chewing gum. His eyes are both swollen shut, and his snorge glasses are in pieces all over the bare floor as he has to step on them with his already shlashed and bloody feets! See that Versad, a bit of Fentinol, maybe some Ativan and some valium is a cocktail dr's us so you feel no pain or anxiety as well forget mostly everything that could be possibly unpleasant during his examination and possible procedures. Fuckie asks, wassup? He is told they had to get a rectal temp, he fought it a bit,  the South American undocumented, untrained "$15.00 / hr assistances Jose and his cousin Javy had to hold him down, the thermometer busted off in his ass a few times and now they will be keeping him there as he is a meance and seems to be a danger to himself. At the court hearing roachy is a no show as she is in to the wind with the money, credit cards, i phone, macs, mac book, tablets, desk tops...etc, all sold and pawned as well she has cancelled the storage units and tanken rock bottom, $15 / unit for the contents of collectables therein, the Lexus, the jugs of mayo, the new caregiver and the A/C and fan units she takes. She goes to stay with Casio just, till you know she can find her own place in 2016/17 sometime. Then when no one shows for flackie at the psycho hearing...but the judge views about 400 videos, and almost 800 pgs of a thread as well as some other emails and other on & off the record documentation as evidenc and old reddit shit. He is remanded to the custody of the state,  no more $$$ is sent and all his free stuff is just cut off, since they now house, clothe, fed, and dress him , one a week a guard splashes some laundry detergent on his body and with a fire hose washes down fuckie, his clothes, his room and his belongings . They then turn on a few car wash type hi-power fans as he is pinned to the wall and blown dry!!  It is the cleanest he and his hovels have ever been in his life. As well he receives the best care available that the local, state and federal govt can provide with some many "needy" sucking the system dry for things they do not need.  So he settles for whatever level medical care they can spare. As they go thru the evidence a criminal probe is begun and he is found crazy as all fuck and guilty of 1000's of counts of fraud on the local, state and federal level. He is then transported to the State of California's institution at Atascadero for permenant and long term commitment were the all male inmates are the worst of the worst. Many notorious nut jobs who like to play with the young and innocent children are sent here. Many of the very violent inmates have murdered each other as well as some have "accidents" at the hands of guards, staff, docs and other infamous inmates such as repeat offenders...Herb Sewell, a former sex offender who was remanded for eight years at Atascadero State Hospital, even though Herb was strickly a "child toucher." Since flackie is a dyed in the wool, card carring fraudster and com man and only a suspected alledged prevert and a possibile serial woman slapper and puncher...since by his own words, kathy is hard to live with, she is very dumb and lazy, she makes me very upset and lose my temper at which point in videos we can cleatly see and hear roachy, bruised, twitching, frienhened as well as ducking fatso blows and yells, "please no don't hit me!!"  At one point, it was rumored that at the Atascadero State Hospital a true patient who was made famous as a "fictional character" and referred to in the film "The Grifters" as the place where 'Cole' is sent after his mental breakdown.  Such a place is just where our fat piece of human shit needs to be while he gets, ah..."treatment?" The the treatment plan and prognosis for SLOB-O at this point on would be hopeless. As former friends until we were all attacjed, we can at this time only hope and pray for the best...we can only hope. Godspeed Anthony George Demetri Falkie Senda...or who ever the fuck you really are, you flithy,rotten, shit filled pantload, lying, sack of human debris, blood sucking leech, fraudulent cocksucking jizz bag of human waste...NONE OF THIS WHICH YOU FREELY POST IN YOUR OWN WORDS IS ANY OF OUR BUSINESS BUT FOR YEARS YOU HAVE BEEN TELLING US, POSTING AND MAKING VIDEOS TELLING THE WORLD YOUR EVERY TINEST SECRET IN LIFE TO SEE IF YOU CAN GET SOMEONE TO FEEL SORRY AND SUCK SOMETHING FROM SOMEONE...I HOPE THAT GRAVY TRAIN IS NOW OVER...SO JUST GO AND STFU!!!

[Falkie2013]

I do enjoy these little updates from Planet Falkie, even if I don't believe a fucking word of them. Although perhaps I am misjudging Herr Senda here, and writers from the Tonight Show walk around Costco with t-shirts advertising themselves, just as we can tell Falkie is a conspiracy expert because his shirt tells us so. God knows how this little encounter could have taken place; perhaps this guy assumed Falkie was an in-store deal, and they were trying to sell off an enormous glazed ham before its use-by date expired?

No, he was working there on a job and was a long time comedy writer who quit because he saw too many of his contemporaries DIE from drugs, alcohol, heart attacks or general burnout.
He owns 2 homes and works the job he was working for the medical benefits.
We had a nice talk and has some mutual acquaintances and spent the time talking comedy between customers.

[Who]

No, he was working there on a job and was a long time comedy writer who quit because he saw too many of his contemporaries DIE from drugs, alcohol, heart attacks or general burnout.
He owns 2 homes and works the job he was working for the medical benefits.
We had a nice talk and has some mutual acquaintances and spent the time talking comedy between customers.

You went to Costco.  While there you struck up a conversation with a Costco employee who had been previously employed as a writer for the Tonight Show.  You and the Costco employee/Tonight Show writer have mutual acquaintances.   The two of you discussed comedy between customers.

Who are the mutual acquaintances?  Johnny Carson?  Jay Leno?  Ms. Pendulous Booberson?  Ratty Patty?

[GravitySucks]

I wish he'd show up at the "free clinic/ER" one day and at the last minute a different doc shows up. Fuckie goes in to his routine, rolls around on the floor really moaning and yelling etc. The new doc knowing it's all a load of dung calls for a huge hypo of Versad. He gets jacked up, goes out and in about 30 mins wakes up in a padded cell in a straightjacket, on a bed that is a single sheet of 3/4 " plywood. Blood seeping from his ass. His face smashed in, he realizes he is slowly spitting out his teeth like pieces of chicklet's chewing gum. His eyes are both swollen shut, and his snorge glasses are in pieces all over the bare floor as he has to step on them with his already shlashed and bloody feets! See that Versad, a bit of Fentinol, maybe some Ativan and some valium is a cocktail dr's us so you feel no pain or anxiety as well forget mostly everything that could be possibly unpleasant during his examination and possible procedures. Fuckie asks, wassup? He is told they had to get a rectal temp, he fought it a bit,  the South American undocumented, untrained "$15.00 / hr assistances Jose and his cousin Javy had to hold him down, the thermometer busted off in his ass a few times and now they will be keeping him there as he is a meance and seems to be a danger to himself. At the court hearing roachy is a no show as she is in to the wind with the money, credit cards, i phone, macs, mac book, tablets, desk tops...etc, all sold and pawned as well she has cancelled the storage units and tanken rock bottom, $15 / unit for the contents of collectables therein, the Lexus, the jugs of mayo, the new caregiver and the A/C and fan units she takes. She goes to stay with Casio just, till you know she can find her own place in 2016/17 sometime. Then when no one shows for flackie at the psycho hearing...but the judge views about 400 videos, and almost 800 pgs of a thread as well as some other emails and other on & off the record documentation as evidenc and old reddit shit. He is remanded to the custody of the state,  no more $$$ is sent and all his free stuff is just cut off, since they now house, clothe, fed, and dress him , one a week a guard splashes some laundry detergent on his body and with a fire hose washes down fuckie, his clothes, his room and his belongings . They then turn on a few car wash type hi-power fans as he is pinned to the wall and blown dry!!  It is the cleanest he and his hovels have ever been in his life. As well he receives the best care available that the local, state and federal govt can provide with some many "needy" sucking the system dry for things they do not need.  So he settles for whatever level medical care they can spare. As they go thru the evidence a criminal probe is begun and he is found crazy as all fuck and guilty of 1000's of counts of fraud on the local, state and federal level. He is then transported to the State of California's institution at Atascadero for permenant and long term commitment were the all male inmates are the worst of the worst. Many notorious nut jobs who like to play with the young and innocent children are sent here. Many of the very violent inmates have murdered each other as well as some have "accidents" at the hands of guards, staff, docs and other infamous inmates such as repeat offenders...Herb Sewell, a former sex offender who was remanded for eight years at Atascadero State Hospital, even though Herb was strickly a "child toucher." Since flackie is a dyed in the wool, card carring fraudster and com man and only a suspected alledged prevert and a possibile serial woman slapper and puncher...since by his own words, kathy is hard to live with, she is very dumb and lazy, she makes me very upset and lose my temper at which point in videos we can cleatly see and hear roachy, bruised, twitching, frienhened as well as ducking fatso blows and yells, "please no don't hit me!!"  At one point, it was rumored that at the Atascadero State Hospital a true patient who was made famous as a "fictional character" and referred to in the film "The Grifters" as the place where 'Cole' is sent after his mental breakdown.  Such a place is just where our fat piece of human shit needs to be while he gets, ah..."treatment?" The the treatment plan and prognosis for SLOB-O at this point on would be hopeless. As former friends until we were all attacjed, we can at this time only hope and pray for the best...we can only hope. Godspeed Anthony George Demetri Falkie Senda...or who ever the fuck you really are, you flithy,rotten, shit filled pantload, lying, sack of human debris, blood sucking leech, fraudulent cocksucking jizz bag of human waste...NONE OF THIS WHICH YOU FREELY POST IN YOUR OWN WORDS IS ANY OF OUR BUSINESS BUT FOR YEARS YOU HAVE BEEN TELLING US, POSTING AND MAKING VIDEOS TELLING THE WORLD YOUR EVERY TINEST SECRET IN LIFE TO SEE IF YOU CAN GET SOMEONE TO FEEL SORRY AND SUCK SOMETHING FROM SOMEONE...I HOPE THAT GRAVY TRAIN IS NOW OVER...SO JUST GO AND STFU!!!

At the risk of never being able to get my ts/sci clearance reinstated because I actually posted this...
Wow, just wow.
Dysfunctionalization of the entire human race has gained a foothold.  It spreads like a virus. Woe unto all who pass this way.

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

entirely plausible. An ex-Simpsons writer cuts my lawn and the creator of Married with Children is a sign spinner down at my local pizzeria. They were intrigued by my overpriced $30 XXXXL ebay alien themed tshirts. Neither of them had heard of Noory or Art. We had long discussions about 70's porn bushes and Mannix before I screamed farewell.

helpful hint: if you buy your ebay alien themed tshirts by the dozen you can go a good 6months before having to do laundry