Art Bell

[zeebo]

For those of us who have the Romanian/Romulan key: 

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artă

Nice, thanks!  I was using the wrong key and getting gibberish.  Now I get it and .... wow, this just keeps getting better.

[Richard Groyper]

I'm Romanian the wife's 1/16 Romulan.

[Lt.Uhura]

My magic decoder ring is ready.

"Key"?  "magic decoder ring"?  What's going on?? 

[nooryisawesome]

Phrodo,

I floated "The Time is Nye"...I was told it wasn't Google friendly. Bill Nye too.

[Richard Groyper]

Now I do. Is there nothing THAT man can't do?

[pate]

I have not been here for around, let's see, about 3 or 4 years now. I'm the guy who has his photo you see. Could I ask, does anyone know this "other" FortRock that is coming in under MY name? This organization he's promoting called the Scorpion Army, what's that? Has Art created his own version of the Salvation Army or something? I'm a former Substitute Teacher, who likes to have a fairly conservative reputation, and this other FortRock is blasting from the hip all of the time. What are employers going to think? And why is he referring to J.C.? I thought he was some fake character like the Tooth Fairy or something. All I want to do is hear Art's new show, discuss some Bigfoot, or UFO's, and get excited about Paranormal Radio again! Well I don't have the time to go any further into my grievances with this other FortRock! I will check back in and see what he has to say for himself! Thank you all, I had a friend stop by here to browse, and told me of this other FortRock. Have fun all!

I feel ya' bro, there's this Colon P. Manchutes........ 

Mwessyesess is me up...  He doesn't habe the TM on COBRA! I digress, perhaps hie is ADventurer Siblings SPHINX(tm)...  untenable....

CiopyRite be-damnd!  QWee...  *that has nothing to do with squee*

The Orb - Towers Of Dub

Enjoy!  Cerebus is only mean until you give him a treat!

[Nick el Ass]

"Key"?  "magic decoder ring"?  What's going on??

We got another super secret message from the man. All you have to do is look up above, and in the upper right corner.

[morgana213]

I hope Art will consider this for bumper music!  I think it expresses our need for Art to come back!!! Smoke'em if you got'em!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4JwzE_O2fU&list=RDB4JwzE_O2fU#t=3

[Lt.Uhura]

We got another super secret message from the man. All you have to do is look up above, and in the upper right corner.

I never got the 1st one, perhaps that's why I can't decipher the latest one?

[Nick el Ass]

I never got the 1st one, perhaps that's why I can't decipher the latest one?

Uh, oh. I have said too much.

[pate]

I have not been here for around, let's see, about 3 or 4 years now. I'm the guy who has his photo you see. Could I ask, does anyone know this "other" FortRock that is coming in under MY name? This organization he's promoting called the Scorpion Army, what's that? Has Art created his own version of the Salvation Army or something? I'm a former Substitute Teacher, who likes to have a fairly conservative reputation, and this other FortRock is blasting from the hip all of the time. What are employers going to think? And why is he referring to J.C.? I thought he was some fake character like the Tooth Fairy or something. All I want to do is hear Art's new show, discuss some Bigfoot, or UFO's, and get excited about Paranormal Radio again! Well I don't have the time to go any further into my grievances with this other FortRock! I will check back in and see what he has to say for himself! Thank you all, I had a friend stop by here to browse, and told me of this other FortRock. Have fun all!

Art,

I refuse to be your Deputy!

If that means keeping my bullets in my shirt pocket-protector!

I'd rather my bullets be free, green-tip nuthin'!

No seriously, I have a Webley Mk IV (*.455 hard enuf & now this .38 equivilant...  who needs an army when you have bullitts?  I mean points in a threat-brief?  Done my thyme, wonder what nest do my dying bees have to go to>)

^^I laugh.  Everyone should laugh.  Let's laugh: ahahah

[pate]

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oops... perhaps non-FCC compliant

INDEED

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[Lt.Uhura]

Uh, oh. I have said too much.

If everyone here--including Art--were into secrecy why the open discussions as to what name, music, and topics for the new show?  Why give the competition fresh ideas?

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

If everyone here--including Art--were into secrecy why the open discussions as to what name, music, and topics for the new show?  Why give the competition fresh ideas?

Those are small potatoes compared to what the private messages from Art contain.

[pate]

...ENVENOMATE...

\PROLES/ ask: define; ENVENOMATE.

ENDTRANS

[PChirp]

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Art,

Thnks so much and so excited!  I cut and pasted and used my one-time pad to decrypt.  I couldn't agree with you more!  Think you're on to something HUGE!!!  The mule will in fact see it's shadow outside the shed.

PChirp

[Pam J]

So far I have only tried translating Art's message from Farsi to English.  That translation gave me this:

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[Lt.Uhura]

...Thanks, I'm beginning to see the light  (also realized it helps to have my PM turned on, D'OH!)

[Pam J]

At this point until further study all I can say is, Ching, ching, ching!

[Nick el Ass]

...Thanks, I'm beginning to see the light  (also realized it helps to have my PM turned on, D'OH!)

That is funny, hahaha.

[Pam J]

Romanian gave me this:

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[Étouffée]

there is always this

[Pam J]

And Urdu gave me this:

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[bound4bristol]

...Thanks, I'm beginning to see the light  (also realized it helps to have my PM turned on, D'OH!)

I wonder if Dave received his Unintelligible/Gibberish key:

surely Art wouldn't exclude him from the fun

BTW - This just gets better and better... can't wait for the third installment!

[Lt.Uhura]

And I understand new decoder rings will be out soon, updated to include the latest Internet characters.  Can't wait!

[Pam J]

I knew it!  Art's an alien! 👽

[Nick el Ass]

I wonder if Dave received his Unintelligible/Gibberish key:

surely Art wouldn't exclude him from the fun

BTW - This just gets better and better... can't wait for the third installment!

No. Listeners need a special decoder to figure out what the hell Dave is saying half the time.

[Pam J]

This is a multi-lingual, clearly also including language not of this earth.

Which just made me think of a great Halloween Show Name:

'Out of this World' with your Haloween Ghostess with the Mostess!  ET!!!

[Pam J]

btw aart 😺😻😽😼😾🙀
< That's a pic of my deaf rescue kitty.  He was living in a parking lot forever, with severe head tilt a malshaped body, thinking from a car accident, awful teeth, racoonie bites - probably over food, a severe uri and I could go on.  He's had great vet care since August when I brought him home and he is a darling.  He loves me and always stays near me but he is also gaining confidence and so forth - I love him so much.  His name is Cazzanova Bell 💋

Edit:  but I might call him Cazmunda ya know, for Jaz!

[Lt.Uhura]

This new information about Art's show is so exciting!  Meanwhile, I've sent some topic/guest ideas to Art in a PM.  I'm already working on another list.  There is so much exciting material to cover, Art will be back on top in no time!