Art Bell

[Pam J]

yes.

If he had a different voice, like yours, MV, I'd love to hear his rants, but then I adore Michael Savage.
His voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard and he wears me down in about 3 sentences.

[nooryisawesome]

[LadyFish]

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Thanks for the reminder! I almost forgot to do that.

[Needle woman]

Hi Art,

Thanks for update # 2, your news gets better and better!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

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Art

I think someone let his cat loose on the keyboard again.

[JimAlmquist]

 Alright i've been lurking for a while but if you check my old post you will see I'm all inn with Art. So my question is, how many of you do I have to suck off to get the decoder for the cipher. I'm willing to swallow but please, don't c u m in my hair...

[pate]

GENESIS - That's All

"... livin' with you is just puttin' me phooey? ..."

My hearing is awful, that's the lyric I've always went with, highlarryus!

ed: nefermynd

[phrodo]

Shhh.... everybody - until the time is nigh - or Nye - I feel that.. .. .... .. Davebots are about. And they should be afraid .. very . afraid.

[jazmunda]

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Art

I feel sorry for Dave Norrie and the Davebots. Here is your translation.

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Art

[Pam J]

I know nuthink!

What am I meant to know?

I thought you'd know Dead Can Dance.  They're Aussies Jazzanova!

[Pam J]

Dave can keep his "Low Information Listeners".

Low intellect listeners.

[coaster]

Thanks for the reminder! I almost forgot to do that.

[jazmunda]

I thought you'd know Dead Can Dance.  They're Aussies Jazzanova!

I'm Australian but my heart is Romanian now.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE COMMANDER SCORPION ARMY PROPAGANDA MINISTRY

NEWSWIRE, WINNEMUCCA, NEVADA

TO ALL

GOOD FOR ALL OF YOUR KIND!

...SECONDLY, AS OF 4:00PM PDT THE "OTHER", ORIGINAL FORT ROCK HAS BEEN PLACED IN A SECURE CONTAINMENT IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION...

I thought the FortRock posts were becoming more witty and making more sense.  I was worried that meant my mind was going. 

[pate]

Toby Keith - I Love This Bar

Thaas dispectful''"

Dammit

[Morgus]

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine... 

[HK-50]

And they should be afraid .. very . afraid.

Yes, they should...

[Richard Groyper]

Phrodo,

I floated "The Time is Nye"...I was told it wasn't Google friendly. Bill Nye too.

[Pam J]

I have not been here for around, let's see, about 3 or 4 years now. I'm the guy who has his photo you see...  I'm a former Substitute Teacher... Have fun all!

I can't belive I'm going to announce that upon reading this, I wet myself!

[Disheartened]

[Nick el Ass]

Arrrrr, matey.

[pate]

the RZA, the GZA and... Bill motherfucking Ghostbuster Murray

Old William, he don't do that trick move...

[Disheartened]

Arrrrr, matey.

Art may remember saying that once.

[MV/Liberace!]

If he had a different voice, like yours, MV, I'd love to hear his rants, but then I adore Michael Savage.
His voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard and he wears me down in about 3 sentences.

idunno, i always hated my voice and generally can't stand to listen to myself.

[Pam J]

Haha, yes.

Nor did they trim their bush 🙈🙉🙊

[Pam J]

N0RATZ

WELFUKMESILLY

[pate]

Somewhere in the desert encoding secret messages on his custom-built ENIGMA machine.

Indeed...

ENÃ,,°GMA BEYOND THE Ã,,°NVÃ,,°SÃ,,°BLE (HD)

How absolutely fascinating...

[Nick el Ass]

I can't belive I'm going to announce that upon reading this, I wet myself!

WELFUKMESILLY

[Richard Groyper]

Giant Brass Balls in the Desert w/ Art Bell.

[sydtron]

Yes, they should...

July is when Art will..... CUT THE CAKE!!!