Art Bell

[WhiteCrow]

So, really, what does it take to get banned around here?

Finally a question that is asked, that I'm an expert on.
(3 times banned to the Bellgab cornfield, while actually 4 times, if counting that I posted from my Mom's Bellgab account and caused her to be banned also.... Hi Mom, sorry about that)

MV is pretty tolerant so it may take awhile, but this should work without a lot of effort.

Send Falkie a private message, where you talk about how deranged the Boss has been acting lately.
Flakie (sic) will copy your message and reply, using the private message, email notification system.
The email goes directly to the Boss and bam you're banned to the cornfield.
(Smiley face, picking corn again)

[Richard Groyper]

Popple, I'm concerned about Falkies future lucrative music/singing career. These accusations are concerning but not uncommon to rising stars in the industry. Rattling the cages, that's an Art Bell move.

In all seriousness MV, kick him or don't. My vote would be NO. Falkie should stay. You own the site...

[WhiteCrow]

Why does ever freaking active thread have to be about falkie?

Oh come on now, Falkie has been pretty good lately about posting mostly in his "musings" thread.
And that trouble maker Art Bell started this latest round, with his bumper music problems post about having Falkie sing bumper music.

So let's get real... There are basically four main personalities that make Belgab entertaining.
1. MV, without him, there would be no Bellgab.
2. Art Bell, without him there would be no BellGab.
3. George Noory, the dumb foil that never stops giving.
4. And way down on the talent list behind the top 3 is; Falkie the incorrigible foil.

The rest of us are easily replaceable 'bit' players.

[PB the Deplorable]

Why does ever freaking active thread have to be about falkie?

Well, he is quite the character study.  Not unlike the Snorge himself

[b_dubb]

Why does ever freaking active thread have to be about falkie?

YES my problem exactly

I submit that during Falkie's NDE there was some brain death. Falkie's lopsided stare into his display / camera suggests to me that it was localized to one hemisphere of the brain. And given his inability to grasp the consequences of his actions that there was some damage to the frontal lobe area as well.

[nooryisawesome]

Well, he is quite the character study.  Not unlike the Snorge himself

Yeah but we generally keep noory shit contained to his thread or where it is at least relative. The super long post with pointless images are redundant. His schtik is getting pretty old. People could always block him but then they wouldn't understand wtf is going on in the Bellgab universe.

I'm fine with falkie and his redundant posting but keep that contained to his thread. It doesn't need to be in the art bell thread too.

[nooryisawesome]

YES my problem exactly

I submit that during Falkie's NDE there was some brain death. Falkie's lopsided stare into his display / camera suggests to me that it was localized to one hemisphere of the brain. And given his inability to grasp the consequences of his actions that there was some damage to the frontal lobe area as well.

It might explain his winking into the webcam every video possible brain damage. I belive he claims to have multiple NDE.

[NowhereInTime]

It might explain his winking into the webcam every video possible brain damage. I belive he claims to have multiple NDE.

Yes, every time a bill collector shows on his doorstep or the cops come on a domestic disturbance call he has one.

[SredniVashtar]

He was clearly dropped on his head as a baby. I don't suppose anyone can get close enough to repeat the process and perhaps normalise things? A bit like an old clock whose springs have got tired - give it a thump and it is back and working again. I have never heard someone who was more hung up on the past than that man. You can't stop him from droning on and on about things that happened in childhood; this from a man in late late-middle age is not all that edifying. The first thing you learn in adult life is that nobody gives a weasel's saggy balls about you or your own problems, because they have enough of their own to worry about. He must have been off-sick when they taught that lesson.

[MV/Liberace!]

IF YOUR system worked properly maybe this would not happen... its NOT my fault !

Blame, deflect, project, take no personal responsibility. Everything is someone else's fault. This guy is probably 10x more frustrating to know in real life than on a forum, and I'm not at all surprised his 60 years have boiled down to being alone in his shitty apartment posting and panhandling on forums while taking phone calls from internet trolls who he stupidly thinks are friends. He's just such a frustrating human being, and it's no coincidence that the only real person in his life seems even more brain damaged than him.

Edit: Fuck you.

[WhiteCrow]

YES my problem exactly

I submit that during Falkie's NDE there was some brain death. Falkie's lopsided stare into his display / camera suggests to me that it was localized to one hemisphere of the brain. And given his inability to grasp the consequences of his actions that there was some damage to the frontal lobe area as well.

Please forgive me b dubb, I mean no disrespect when I ask:
Did you ever start and run a successful business?

MV and Art have, trust them they know what it 'takes' ... Sometimes things need to be done that aren't always to everyone's liking. And reason they are done isn't alway apparent.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

[Heather Wade]

Please forgive me b dubb, I mean no disrespect when I ask:
Did you ever start and run a successful business?

MV and Art have, trust them they know what it 'takes' ... Sometimes things need to be done that aren't always to everyone's liking. And reason they are done isn't alway apparent.

I sense disrespect here, and spelling errors.

[WhiteCrow]

Blame, deflect, project, take no personal responsibility. Everything is someone else's fault. This guy is probably 10x more frustrating to know in real life than on a forum, and I'm not at all surprised his 60 years have boiled down to being alone in his shitty apartment posting and panhandling on forums while taking phone calls from internet trolls who he stupidly thinks are friends. He's just such a frustrating human being, and it's no coincidence that the only real person in his life seems even more brain damaged than him.

Edit: Fuck you.

Boss,  You are letting 'us' see behind the curtain.... Quick close it!!!

[Eddie Coyle]

   My PTSD from being a shop steward is flaring up. Having to deal with roughly 3 dozen Falkies on an hourly basis. The USPS was a magnet for that type of idiosyncrasy.

  "What day does Memorial Day fall on next year? Will I be forced in?

   "A monday, it's always a fucking monday.If you want that day off, bid to an area where you'd have seniority. But it's August, now-why are you asking?   Jeeeeeeeeeeezzzus"

     Imagine what Art's fan mail looks like?

[WhiteCrow]

I sense disrespect here, and spelling errors.

No dis'in meant at all... Rather, politely trying to make a point; that the same people always dis'in and  hassle'in MV about Falkie, can get tiresome too.

[SredniVashtar]

These stolen pics from the Star Wars set keep leaking out, don't they? I suppose there will be the usual internet speculation about what it is.

[MV/Liberace!]

Boss,  You are letting 'us' see behind the curtain.... Quick close it!!!

i really don't want to be the boss.  the money and poon are kinda sweet, though.

[WhiteCrow]

i really don't want to be the boss.  the money and poon are kinda sweet, though.

Trust me MV... I know your plight, first hand. At the top it isn't all roses... But hey it still better than not being the Boss.   Would some donations put you in a better mood?
(Smiley face reach'in up and clicking donate)

[MV/Liberace!]

Would some donations put you in a better mood?

how do you think i get the poon?

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

These stolen pics from the Star Wars set keep leaking out, don't they? I suppose there will be the usual internet speculation about what it is.

A scene called "Taming the Bantha" from Episode 7, if you believe the script leaks.

[wr250]

how do you think i get the poon?

hookers and blackjack ?

[coaster]

I think Falkie may be the greatest troll the internet has ever seen. I mean seriously, no one is that fucked up.

[SredniVashtar]

A scene called "Taming the Bantha" from Episode 7, if you believe the script leaks.

It takes a brave sand person to ride one of those.

[SredniVashtar]

I think Falkie may be the greatest troll the internet has ever seen. I mean seriously, no one is that fucked up.

If they do a Big Lebowski reunion, and the guy in the wheelchair can't show up, he'd be the ideal stand-in. That face and figure are designed to make him money.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Aiii.  This thread is what I get for sleeping in until 2p.m. again.

[popple]

AND this is the first time I can recall about using an IMG tag. I may not have noticed it in the past.

Do you come on BellGab to read your own comments, cause I've seen MV post about it in your own thread within proximity of your own comments.

[nooryisawesome]

I think Falkie may be the greatest troll the internet has ever seen. I mean seriously, no one is that fucked up.

The decent people of this forum have tried repeatedly to help him. However, he only listens to the people who want to troll him in the telephone, inflate his ego, etc.

I hope Art provides us an update this week. He said he might have one for us. I am really curious if the big name is a podcasting big name or a terrestrial radio big name. There are very few companies in podcasting I would consider big name.

[nooryisawesome]

how do you think i get the poon?

I hear it's your voluptuous figure.

[MV/Liberace!]

I hear it's your voluptuous figure.

i'll thank you not to make fun of my moobs, sir.