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Started by sillydog, April 07, 2008, 10:21:45 PM


WhiteCrow

Quote from: boba FETT on February 19, 2015, 09:27:36 PM
Are you besmirching my keen wit,, mastery of computer keys, and the English language?

Nope... you got the top right, you deserve it!

I was just speculating; since I'm not witty enough, maybe I could donate my way to the top right?

popple


Quote from: WhiteCrow on February 19, 2015, 09:35:25 PM
Nope... you got the top right, you deserve it!

I was just speculating; since I'm not witty enough, maybe I could donate my way to the top right?

You'll get up there without donating. Besides the burning hate from Jazmunda will keep me warm for awhile.

Quote from: boba FETT on February 19, 2015, 06:33:40 PM
^ Noory likes to auto exotic himself to this song.

Quote from: boba FETT on February 19, 2015, 06:34:48 PM
Damn auto correct! *Erotic

No, you had it right the first time. 

This is Dave we're talking about

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: popple on February 19, 2015, 09:19:14 PM
MV can we please get the poop emoji on this forum? Thanks for your consideration.

the board of directors has been actively considering that emoji since 2011 and the introduction of pharmaceutical "poop pills".  they should have a decision to announce any day now.  until then, occupy yourself with this picture of chevy chase.


Nick el Ass

Quote from: Art Bell on February 19, 2015, 06:46:30 PM
This music thing may never work out so I have decided to hire Falkie who will simply sing my bumpers on request.

Art


I can't wait for Falkie's rousing rendition of Midnight in the Desert. Btw, I'd bet the sum of one dollar that Falkie could take UFO Phil in a street fight.


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: WhiteCrow on February 19, 2015, 09:35:25 PM
Nope... you got the top right, you deserve it!

I was just speculating; since I'm not witty enough, maybe I could donate my way to the top right?

give it a shot.  couldn't hurt. 

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: boba FETT on February 19, 2015, 09:45:16 PM
You'll get up there without donating.

my heart is warmed by your innocent faith in this forum's degenerate moderators.

Quote from: Daggit on February 19, 2015, 09:06:50 PM
I thought he went Lesley Neeson on their asses.


In Leslie Nielsen's defense, he did play a good bad guy in Creepshow.



Quotehttp://www.oocities.org/mx/psico_cinefilo/imagenes/creepshow_nielsen.jpg

Quote from: Chaim on February 19, 2015, 07:56:31 PM
Don't be so paranoid. I'm not Dave, I'm George.
uh, shouldn't you be doing something creative, like researching your next guest? Nevermind, I was confusing you with a professional.

jazmunda

Quote from: boba FETT on February 19, 2015, 09:45:16 PM
You'll get up there without donating. Besides the burning hate from Jazmunda will keep me warm for awhile.

Jeez. You need to read posts with a reality filter on dude.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on February 19, 2015, 09:46:31 PM
No, you had it right the first time. 

This is Dave we're talking about

"From the city of angel's....KINKY Dave Noory"

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: jazmunda on February 19, 2015, 09:54:32 PM
Jeez. You need to read posts with a reality filter on dude.

<insert predictable and overused popcorn gif>

jazmunda

Quote from: MV on February 19, 2015, 09:56:39 PM
<insert predictable and overused popcorn gif>

I've never seen this one before.


Heather Wade

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on February 19, 2015, 09:53:28 PM
In Leslie Nielsen's defense, he did play a good bad guy in Creepshow.



I dig you Monk, but you have just undone years of therapy.

Quote from: jazmunda on February 19, 2015, 09:54:32 PM
Jeez. You need to read posts with a reality filter on dude.

I was clearly being sarcastic. Maybe take your own advice next time doctor? < FYI, also sarcastic.

jazmunda

Quote from: boba FETT on February 19, 2015, 10:02:36 PM
I was clearly being sarcastic. Maybe take your own advice next time doctor? < FYI, also sarcastic.

That's Professor Jazmunda to you. On the internet sarcasm is blind. And I'm a little slow on account of being dropped on my head a lot as a baby. Sorry folks. Shows over. There will be no blood spilled today. Today is Falkie's day. Let him enjoy it.

Heather Wade

Quote from: jazmunda on February 19, 2015, 10:06:08 PM
That's Professor Jazmunda to you. On the internet sarcasm is blind. And I'm a little slow on account of being dropped on my head a lot as a baby. Sorry folks. Shows over. There will be no blood spilled today. Today is Falkie's day. Let him enjoy it.

You're not going to unleash your army of drop bears?  Aww, man, that's what I was waiting up for.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: jazmunda on February 19, 2015, 10:06:08 PM
That's Professor Jazmunda to you. On the internet sarcasm is blind. And I'm a little slow on account of being dropped on my head a lot as a baby. Sorry folks. Shows over. There will be no blood spilled today. Today is Falkie's day. Let him enjoy it.

but redacted went to all the trouble of posting that popcorn gif with the arab lady.

Quote from: MV on February 19, 2015, 09:51:44 PM
my heart is warmed by your innocent faith in this forum's degenerate moderators.

I sense the good in you MV.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: jazmunda on February 19, 2015, 10:06:08 PM
Today is Falkie's day. Let him enjoy it.

   Funny if he wasn't able to find his password today.

jazmunda

Quote from: (Redacted) on February 19, 2015, 10:07:30 PM
You're not going to unleash your army of drop bears?  Aww, man, that's what I was waiting up for.

I will save them for the return of Jackstar in The Great Unbanning 2.0.

WOTR

Quote from: WhiteCrow on February 19, 2015, 09:35:25 PM
Nope... you got the top right, you deserve it!

I was just speculating; since I'm not witty enough, maybe I could donate my way to the top right?
I'm going to have to donate my way out of purgatory first...  I'm further away from the top right than a Scientologist is from achieving the status of "clear." $$$

Kelt

Quote from: LW on February 19, 2015, 04:10:29 PM

Natural selection isn't a bad thing.

Unless you're religious.. then a lot of what you hold dear kind of flies out the window.


Quote from: Art Bell on February 19, 2015, 06:46:30 PM
This music thing may never work out so I have decided to hire Falkie who will simply sing my bumpers on request.

Art

I hope this is 100% a joke. I realize the Falkie thing was, but I hope Art is not hinting at problems in negotiations with the bumper music.

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on February 19, 2015, 09:53:28 PM
In Leslie Nielsen's defense, he did play a good bad guy in Creepshow.



I can hold my breath for a long time!

Quote from: jazmunda on February 19, 2015, 10:06:08 PM
That's Professor Jazmunda to you. On the internet sarcasm is blind. And I'm a little slow on account of being dropped on my head a lot as a baby. Sorry folks. Shows over. There will be no blood spilled today. Today is Falkie's day. Let him enjoy it.

Sure. Best friends?


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