Art Bell

[Richard Groyper]

Art, I'm sure you were an adorable little baby boy. JC on the other hand.....

That fish has a cockface...

[Richard Groyper]

Roswells, Mr Fett! I heard you singing a page or two back. Art would be foolish not to sign you and Falkie as his live house band for the new show

Thank you for your support! 

[albrecht]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwdMAYGYVG0
and take the bad "metal" music played way to often and, somehow, proudly with you Jimmy back to iHeart. Hint. It aint metal and another, it is just plain bad.

[WhiteCrow]

This music thing may never work out so I have decided to hire Falkie who will simply sing my bumpers on request.

Art

Of all the great posts on this site, this may be the single funniest thing I've ever read.

Oh yeah.... Mr. Bell is master of the moment!

But there are a few others that made this all possible:

MV... and now all you Falkie naysayers, that voted to close Falkie's Musings thread, can just maybe, understand and get a glimmer of MV's brilliance, of keeping the thread open! 

And least we not forget the fabulous Mudking, who had the forsight to start the Falkie's Musings thread. Not knowing the exact  dividend the thread would yield one day, but having the wisdom of knowing it would.

But of course, we would be remiss if not a big shout out for little chris, Area51 and  for the "trolls" that kept the tread alive, through thick and thin, and few former Bellgabbers that risked it all and are still awaiting their triumphant return from the corn field.

And the best for last, Thank You, Falkie! for your monumental achievements (postings, podcasts, youtube, forums, stage design)
they will be recorded as one of the pillars of Bellgab lore! Future generations, will hark-en back, wishing they were alive when that special moment of magic, happen in this small corner of God's wonderful creation.   


   

[MV/Liberace!]

I see Keith has a posting, well it's true, other then talking to Jimmy Church one time on the phone when he said it would be a one time thing (going on coast) I have never spoken to the guy and sure never heard his show. He seems to think we shared the same Birth Canal or something based on what he has been telling people.

Art

art... jimmy church is a nobody.  you're one of the greatest broadcasters of all time.  many here would argue THE best.  jimmy church doesn't deserve to be acknowledged by you.  he's a nobody and hopefully that page on your website bearing his name is only temporary because he doesn't deserve it.

[MV/Liberace!]

oh boy. there is going to be mayo everywhere

the bellgab store also sells the shamwow.

[coaster]

jimmy church doesn't deserve to be acknowledged by you.

No kidding. Pretty odd that Art is wasting time on this. Jimmy Church is irrelevant.

[popple]

So are we gonna banish JC to the cornfield before he can get a "haters make me famous" tattoo across his abdomen?

[MV/Liberace!]

Oh yeah....   and now all you Falkie naysayers, that voted to close Falkie's Musings thread, can just maybe, understand and get a glimmer of MV's brilliance, of keeping the thread open!     

mmmmmyeeeeeeees.  everything is falling into place exactly as planned.  mmmmyeeeeesssss.

[popple]

Thank you for your support! 

If there isn't an attempted poaching of your group after the first show I will be shocked!

[ACE of CLUBS]

And everybody obviously knows I've got Philadelphia Freedom locked and loaded.

Going to use your Barry White voice ... ?

[Richard Groyper]

If there isn't an attempted poaching of your group after the first show I will be shocked!

There's no doubt about it! Don't worry folks, once I make it big I'll be calling everyone on here haters, while downing pizza rolls.

[WhiteCrow]

mmmmmyeeeeeeees.  everything is falling into place exactly as planned.  mmmmyeeeeesssss.

Yes siree.. I'm enjoying my role as: contrarian, troll, outcast, foil, moderator, nutcase, clique hater, hassle'in MV
MV's number one fan!
(smiley face with donation pockets emptied crap)

[Heather Wade]

You don't strike me as a guy who could be taken down by a pizza roll, Boba Fett.

[bateman]

art... jimmy church is a nobody.  you're one of the greatest broadcasters of all time.  many here would argue THE best.  jimmy church doesn't deserve to be acknowledged by you.  he's a nobody and hopefully that page on your website bearing his name is only temporary because he doesn't deserve it.

On this we can all agree.

[Heather Wade]

Yes siree.. I'm enjoying my role as Bellgab's: contrarian, troll, outcast, foil, moderator, nutcase, clique hater,
MV's number one fan!
(smiley face with donation pockets emptied crap)

You've insultated smilies across the globe, sir.  What kind of sicko are you?   

[Richard Groyper]

You don't strike me as a guy who could be taken down by a pizza roll, Boba Fett.

Yeah that would be pathetic. Oh George, I forgot that happened to you...


P.s. Remember when Noory went all "Liam Nielson" on those Mexican kidnappers?

[Daggit]

art... jimmy church is a nobody.  you're one of the greatest broadcasters of all time.  many here would argue THE best.  jimmy church doesn't deserve to be acknowledged by you.  he's a nobody and hopefully that page on your website bearing his name is only temporary because he doesn't deserve it.

Jimmy Church probably did a bigger squee than Falkie over being mentioned by Art. Neither have earned nor deserved it except for the fact that they were being made the butt of a joke which probably would go over both of their heads and hence the aforementioned squee fest.

[Daggit]

Yeah that would be pathetic. Oh George, I forgot that happened to you...


P.s. Remember when Noory went all "Liam Nielson" on those Mexican kidnappers?

I thought he went Lesley Neeson on their asses.

[WhiteCrow]

Not funny

As Art called Bellgabbers "vicious but vaguely lovable"
(smiley face that doesn't smile crap)

[Richard Groyper]

I thought he went Lesley Neeson on their asses.

The kidnappers saw that 'stache...checkmate.

[PrairieGhost]

I don't think Jimmy Church is anything special. He has a radio voice but that doesn't mean he's at a higher level. Every time he said lets get crackin or did his fake laugh I cringed.

[bateman]

I don't think Jimmy Church is anything special. He has a radio voice but that doesn't mean he's at a higher level. Every time he said lets get crackin or did his fake laugh I cringed.

It's like if Wolfman Jack tried to do a paranormal show.

[WhiteCrow]

"Harry I've reached the top!" - Marv (Home Alone 2)

Congratulation!!!...

I've been trying and trying, but never even close.
maybe this > (smiley face making a huge Bellgab donation crap)

[PrairieGhost]

The best show on the network IMHO is Dark City.

[nbirnes]

It's like if Wolfman Jack tried to do a paranormal show.

I knew Wolfman's half-brother Stewie. He had a lisp and was short and drove a wange wover. Nice guy.

[popple]

MV can we please get the poop emoji on this forum? Thanks for your consideration.

[Richard Groyper]

Congratulation!!!...

I've been trying and trying, but never even close.
maybe this > (smiley face making a bBellgab donation crap)

Are you besmirching my keen wit,, mastery of computer keys, and the English language?

[jazmunda]

MV can we please get the poop emoji on this forum? Thanks for your consideration.

You're welcome.

[Richard Groyper]

MV can we please get the poop emoji on this forum? Thanks for your consideration.

^ This please.