Art Bell

[jazmunda]

You know where the "donate" button is, sir. You know where the donate button is.

I'm glad you were kidding.

My kids will only be going to second tier colleges because of that damn button.

[MV/Liberace!]

My kids will only be going to second tier colleges because of that damn button.

And mine will upgrade to the next tier thanks to your considerable use of that button.

[jazmunda]

And mine will upgrade to the next tier thanks to your considerable use of that button.

I obviously didn't think through my plan of beating you at the Game of Life very well. Well played Vandeven. Well played.

[Richard Groyper]

"Harry I've reached the top!" - Marv (Home Alone 2)

[wr250]

What if he shoots himself while wearing a clown nose?

then noory will say "1 less shpooky clown"

[MV/Liberace!]

then noory will say "1 less shpooky clown"

heh heh

[Richard Groyper]

The tears of a clown?

[Richard Groyper]

^ Noory likes to auto exotic himself to this song.

[Richard Groyper]

Damn auto correct! *Erotic

[nextgen.fm]

turn on MeTv art! george and i are watching twilight zone!

[WhiteCrow]

Sarcasm / jokes do not always translate well...  No, you do not moderate with a heavy hand- hence the joke (that flopped) by my claiming the opposite.

Please do not ban me for my failed attempt at humour- I promise to try harder... it will improve in the future.

Hey... I gave up on lame "scarcasm/jokes" because my failed attempt at humor completly flopped.... I wasn't good enough to pull it off. My posts that were intended to be sarcastically humorist, had the opposite effect and irritated most people. 
Results... banned 3 times, I'm a slow learner.
 

[Art Bell]

This music thing may never work out so I have decided to hire Falkie who will simply sing my bumpers on request.

Art

[wr250]

This music thing may never work out so I have decided to hire Falkie who will simply sing my bumpers on request.

Art

im sure falkie would be proud to do it. :p

[Producer-Paul]

This music thing may never work out so I have decided to hire Falkie who will simply sing my bumpers on request.
Art

I can hear him singing "Waterloo" in my head.
Please make it stop!

[wr250]

I can hear him singing "Waterloo" in my head.
Please make it stop!

Paul! wb

[Dateline]

It will be "The Year of the Cat."

[Chaim]

funny you'd say that considering the US sent $3,115,000,000 in foreign aid to israel in 2014 alone.  $120,472,000,000 total since 1949.  and you think israel owns the US?  i wish you'd stop saying you're jewish because i love the jewish people and your stupidity is representing them rather poorly.

edit:  those numbers don't even account for inflation over all of those years, by the way.

MV gets it ...not.
like talking to a child.
did not say Israel owns the US.
you're probably also too dumb to admit we run Hollywood, right?

I don't care if Americans think we're running the news media, Hollywood, Wall Street or the government. I just care that we get to keep running them.
http://articles.latimes.com/2008/dec/19/opinion/oe-stein19

[basswood]

Keith Rowland stating the facts on Timmy Chuch and Art's partnership. From the Dark Matter page:

It seems the right time to set the record straight regarding Jimmy Church leaving Dark Matter Radio Network.

First of all, while Fade to Black was the most popular show on the network, Jimmy was not a "sit-in" for Art Bell. In fact Art Bell never heard of Jimmy, never asked him to sit in, nor ever contacted or talked to Jimmy in his entire tenure on DMRN, except for one conference call discussing Jimmy's appearance on C2C. Art has never listened to Jimmy Church and has no idea what kind of show he does.

It appears to us, that ever since Jimmy's one-time "DMRN Promoting" appearance on C2C and was asked to decide between continuing on DMRN or going over to C2C, he was planning to leave DMRN, and never discussed this with me. Jimmy just called up one Sunday night and told me he wanted to move to Spreaker, eventually iHeart and Coast 2 Coast. He felt that was a way for him to further his career. I agreed it would be good for him, but wished he gave me a chance to fill the large void he would leave in the schedule.

We talked about a 2-4 week transition period. Which if the move was kept secret, would work, but since Jimmy wanted to use our station to promote his move, and would be announcing his upcoming change to iHeart / Clear Channel and eventual appearance on Coast to Coast, there was no way I could ethically continue his show on DMRN. I left it up to him to decide. He could wait until he had more prepared for his move and continue on DMRN, while I too prepare for replacement shows. Jimmy decided to announce his move on his website that night. So he decided to leave us in a predicament, we did not boot him off.

If you hear any other statements that you may question the validity of (and there are), regarding this matter, please don't hesitate to contact us, so we can set the record straight.

Keith Rowland
darkmatter@rowlandnet.com

Other contacts:

Dr J Ilias
producer@artbell.com
Art Bell
artbell@artbell.com

[nooryisawesome]

This music thing may never work out so I have decided to hire Falkie who will simply sing my bumpers on request.

Art

[bateman]

This music thing may never work out so I have decided to hire Falkie who will simply sing my bumpers on request.

Art

Of all the great posts on this site, this may be the single funniest thing I've ever read.

[basswood]

I seem to remember Timmy saying on his show how he is in touch with Art every week asking him to sit in with him but Art telling him he just wasn't ready. Chuch the fraud.

[jazmunda]

This music thing may never work out so I have decided to hire Falkie who will simply sing my bumpers on request.

Art

Art has been sucked into the Falkie vortex.

May good have mercy on our souls.

[nextgen.fm]

Of all the great posts on this site, this may be the single funniest thing I've ever read.

I volunteer to sing "Wildest Dreams" By the Moody Blues

I've been practicing for you Art

[pate]

This music thing may never work out so I have decided to hire Falkie who will simply sing my bumpers on request.

Art

I dunno, Art.  That might be a deal-breaker for me...  heh

[popple]

Falkie! Please upload several cuts of you singing Art's classic bumpers to your youtube channel. I EXPECT THESE BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT.

[Dateline]

Maybe Timmy Church's next move should be just that inside of a Church for forgiveness.  After all is said and done it appears he is not so worthy of the Master's chair.

[Dateline]

And the Next thing should be 20 great things about Art Bell that every fan should know!!!

[basswood]

Maybe Timmy Church's next move should be just that inside of a Church for forgiveness.  After all is said and done it appears he is not so worthy of the Master's chair.

Hater...  :

[MV/Liberace!]

This music thing may never work out so I have decided to hire Falkie who will simply sing my bumpers on request.

Art

You've just made Falkie's decade.

Ha!

[Richard Groyper]

This music thing may never work out so I have decided to hire Falkie who will simply sing my bumpers on request.

Art

Mr. Bell, how does this sound...*very deep voice*..."WHEN MOSES WAS IN PHAROH'S LANDDDDD.....LET...MY...PODCAST...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". Thank you! *takes bow*