Art Bell

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

If Art doesn't come back in July I'm gonna put a bullet in my brain, and that'll be that.

Here's a template for that sentiment for anyone with Photoshop skills.

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[ItsOver]

If Art doesn't come back in July I'm gonna put a bullet in my brain, and that'll be that.

Hmmm... listen to Jorch or bullet.  Listen to Jorch or bullet.  Where's that .357...

[Heather Wade]

If Art doesn't come back in July I'm gonna put a bullet in my brain, and that'll be that.

Sewer pipe?  Dude, don't.  It's going to be alright.

[Chaim]

http://youtu.be/CbMrL2PyCrw
Art went shopping for cat food yesterday. This is what happened.

[jazmunda]

If Art doesn't come back in July I'm gonna put a bullet in my brain, and that'll be that.

Yeah that's not going to assist us in the "we're not batshit  crazy fans" stakes.

You've ruined any chance any of us had at sleeping over at Art's house.

Thanks.

[Eddie Coyle]

     Suicide over the fate of a radio host and or show?

     Well, this could finally get Bellgab a plug in the next Darwin Awards book. Enticing.

     

[AZZERAE]

Yeah that's not going to assist us in the "we're not batshit  crazy fans" stakes.

You've ruined any chance any of us had at sleeping over at Art's house.

Thanks.

Sorry, Jazmunda.

[jazmunda]

Sorry, Jazmunda.

I'll just be in my fort with my almost life sized cardboard cut out of Art.

[MV/Liberace!]

I'll just be in my fort with my almost life sized cardboard cut out of Art.

you do know the bellgab store sells an inflatable, right?

[Delphi]

I hate being the best at everything

[DesertFox]

Yeah that's not going to assist us in the "we're not batshit  crazy fans" stakes.

You've ruined any chance any of us had at sleeping over at Art's house.

Thanks.

That ship sailed a long, long time ago!

[jazmunda]

you do know the bellgab store sells an inflatable, right?

Ewww. It's just plutonic dude. I'm not a psycho.

I'll take a Streiber probing kit if they're not sold out though.

[onan]

I'll take a Streiber probing kit if they're not sold out though.

Those are custom orders. We need measurements in 100 watt scale.

[bateman]

I can only imagine the look on Art's face as he reads these posts.

[jazmunda]

I can only imagine the look on Art's face as he reads these posts.

It depends on how good his sense of humor is these days.

[DesertFox]

It depends on how good his sense of humor is these days.

Either that or his sense of humor is good...if that, well lets say the humor here rarely reaches the heights of Jazmundian blameworthiness.

[AZZERAE]

Do you guys and girls think Art peruses this thread with anything other than a cursory read?

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Do you guys and girls think Art peruses this thread with anything other than a cursory read?

Considering his Davebots line, yes, I think Art lurks.

[MV/Liberace!]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenazi_Jewish_intelligence
Bro, we own your country, and you know it. And, nothing you can do about it.

funny you'd say that considering the US sent $3,115,000,000 in foreign aid to israel in 2014 alone.  $120,472,000,000 total since 1949.  and you think israel owns the US?  i wish you'd stop saying you're jewish because i love the jewish people and your stupidity is representing them rather poorly.

edit:  those numbers don't even account for inflation over all of those years, by the way.

[Daggit]

i wish you'd stop saying you're jewish because i love the jewish people and your stupidity is representing them rather poorly.

I think that's the point of his Bellgab and perhaps his online persona.

[Daggit]

If Art doesn't come back in July I'm gonna put a bullet in my brain, and that'll be that.

Oh dear. I can't imagine that Art will want to come here ever again after reading this.

[LW]

If Art doesn't come back in July I'm gonna put a bullet in my brain, and that'll be that.

Natural selection isn't a bad thing.

[WOTR]

Huh?

Sarcasm / jokes do not always translate well...  No, you do not moderate with a heavy hand- hence the joke (that flopped) by my claiming the opposite.

Please do not ban me for my failed attempt at humour- I promise to try harder... it will improve in the future.

[Heather Wade]

Oh dear. I can't imagine that Art will want to come here ever again after reading this.

Was thinking the same thing, Daggit.

[Richard Groyper]

I can only imagine the look on Art's face as he reads these posts.

I bet Art gets a jolly good chuckle from some of these posts. I'm grinding on here until I make it to the top right corner.

[rangerdavid]

BTW, Art Bell Always is back on Tunein radio 24-7

[rangerdavid]

oh, and Snoory still SUCKS!!

[b_dubb]

If Art doesn't come back in July I'm gonna put a bullet in my brain, and that'll be that.

Not funny

[MV/Liberace!]

Please do not ban me...

You know where the "donate" button is, sir. You know where the donate button is.

In all seriousness, I'm glad you were kidding.

[MV/Liberace!]

Not funny

What if he shoots himself while wearing a clown nose?