George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Falkie2013]

By the way, El Porco, what happened to that promise to make your repulsive  little channel subscription-only? Anyone can subscribe to watch an elderly retard looking like a fool, but few are going to pay for it.

Well, Noory network is paying me to do a one minute commentary once a month and 82% of my audience on You Tube comes from this site, so I KNOW you are wrong as you always are.
It's just a matter of time before I get more well known and get paid more and more for it and gain more subscribers and likes not just on You Tube but elsewhere and no one cares or will care what a bitter, demented codger from the UK gives a shit about.
But I forget I am talking to someone who may not look like a fool but IS one.

[Roswells, Art]

I lost 19 and a half pounds last month and no matter what you might think ( which is a rarity for you because it's something you seldom do ) I don't just pile plates and plates of food and shovel it into my mouth any more.
My eating habits have changed.

19.5 pounds, eh? Although I'm sure Hoagland would appreciate that, pulling a dead cat and other knickknacks out of between your fat rolls does not count as losing weight.

[Rally Squirrel]

19.5 pounds, eh? Although I'm sure Hoagland would appreciate that, pulling a dead cat and other knickknacks out of between your fat rolls does not count as losing weight.

19.5 lbs is a typical dump for Senda.

[Dateline]

Here, I thought this should be posted and shared, thoughts from Falkie2013 to Norry.  Yes, he penned these himself:


"I've felt like I've been a victim of a type of weird Stockholm Syndrome listening to this guy on and off for the last 10 years and feel powerless that I can't do anything about it to improve the situation.


I normally can't stand stupidity in people and we get that every night from him.  There are times I've wound up yelling at the radio because he says something either so wrong or so stupid.


But then I and others I've hung out with had/have no compunction at yelling at the umpire either when we went to ball games.


Listening to Art was a joy for all those years. Listening to Snoory is the radio equivalent of waterboarding.


I wouldn't really do anything to him physically but I'm not going to lie and say I haven't thought about it.


Like Harrison Ford said in Air Force One :


" Get off MY airplane ! "


I say to Snoory :


" Get off MY radio ! "


I do have a temper and have had to physically attack people who were attacking me or when I had to defend myself from assault when I worked out in the open as a job a long, long time ago. I was robbed 4 times while working nights and the job I had back then stopping having all of us work nights because the streets got too dangerous, not only for us but drivers for the companies as well.

Listening to Snoory is like watching a train wreck. You see it in front of you but you cannot believe what your eyes are conveying to you.


Snoory is a train wreck waiting to happen. Night after gawdawful night.


Years ago, I'd have lost my temper if I had to deal with someone like Snoory on a regular basis. G*d only knows what it would be like to work with the idiot day after day.


You do seem to make assumptions about me that are quite far from the truth.


I am an emotional type and make no bones about it.


Comes from being a Taurus with all the positive and negative traits I guess. I only put up with so much from idiots.


Snoory's presence on the air is an insult to everyone who has ever and will ever listen to talk radio."








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[LadyFish]

Define " good money ".

To me, "good money" would be enough money to pay my monthly bills without needing to beg for more to pay for my toys.

Didn't you say above that you were a store manager? A quick Google search shows the average salary for a retail store manager in San Francisco is about $50,000. Many single moms raising kids would think that was great money.

[Defwhale]

It's just a matter of time before I get more well known

no one cares or will care what a bitter, demented codger gives a shit about.  someone who may not look like a fool but IS one.

My understanding is fixing up incorrect posts is a Senda ritual.  So I deleted a few lines to make this one more accurate.

[Defwhale]

Define " good money ".

Offhand, I'd say enough to support yourself.  You know, food, rent, transportation, enough left over to buy the stupid hats and t-shirts you wear.  Work your way up from there.

What -I- don't understand is your disconnect between producing something of value and having the ability to support yourself because of it.  The list of things a person could do to be self sufficient is endless, why didn't you choose one you liked instead of spending that time and effort figuring out how to be a beggar and live off everyone else instead?

[Roswells, Art]

It's just a matter of time before I get more well known

Well, the truth of it is, Senda, is that it's not you that is making you well known. It's us. We are only found here Bellgab, a site founded on making fun of a Noory. You are peaking right now so enjoy it while you can.

[Taco Bell]

Well, the truth of it is, Senda, is that it's not you that is making you well known. It's us. We are only found here Bellgab, a site founded on making fun of a Noory. You are peaking right now so enjoy it while you can.

A sort of climax would you say?

[Nebraska888]

I actually tried to listen to Noory last night.  HE HAS NOT CHANGED....THE SAME STUPID, JUVENILE, SIMPLISTIC questions.  What the hell?  Has he no clue that Schrader, Knapp, Willis, Syrett, and Church have provided him with examples for interviewing skills?  All of these substitute hosts exemplify, to greater or lesser degrees, what a radio host should sound like. 

I just can't stand it.

[Nebraska888]

Here, I thought this should be posted and shared, thoughts from Falkie2013 to Norry.  Yes, he penned these himself:


"I've felt like I've been a victim of a type of weird Stockholm Syndrome listening to this guy on and off for the last 10 years and feel powerless that I can't do anything about it to improve the situation.


I normally can't stand stupidity in people and we get that every night from him.  There are times I've wound up yelling at the radio because he says something either so wrong or so stupid.


But then I and others I've hung out with had/have no compunction at yelling at the umpire either when we went to ball games.


Listening to Art was a joy for all those years. Listening to Snoory is the radio equivalent of waterboarding.


I wouldn't really do anything to him physically but I'm not going to lie and say I haven't thought about it.


Like Harrison Ford said in Air Force One :


" Get off MY airplane ! "


I say to Snoory :


" Get off MY radio ! "


I do have a temper and have had to physically attack people who were attacking me or when I had to defend myself from assault when I worked out in the open as a job a long, long time ago. I was robbed 4 times while working nights and the job I had back then stopping having all of us work nights because the streets got too dangerous, not only for us but drivers for the companies as well.

Listening to Snoory is like watching a train wreck. You see it in front of you but you cannot believe what your eyes are conveying to you.


Snoory is a train wreck waiting to happen. Night after gawdawful night.


Years ago, I'd have lost my temper if I had to deal with someone like Snoory on a regular basis. G*d only knows what it would be like to work with the idiot day after day.


You do seem to make assumptions about me that are quite far from the truth.


I am an emotional type and make no bones about it.


Comes from being a Taurus with all the positive and negative traits I guess. I only put up with so much from idiots.


Snoory's presence on the air is an insult to everyone who has ever and will ever listen to talk radio."








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AMEN!

[PB the Deplorable]

I actually tried to listen to Noory last night.  HE HAS NOT CHANGED....

So... he stopped getting worse?

[Nebraska888]

So... he stopped getting worse?

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I CAN BARELY TYPE THAT I AM LAUGHIG SO HARD.  Love ya, Paper Boy....you are brilliant!  You are one of my favs on this forum.

[Roswells, Art]

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I CAN BARELY TYPE THAT I AM LAUGHIG SO HARD.  Love ya, Paper Boy....you are brilliant!  You are one of my favs on this forum.

I'll have what he's having.

[Nebraska888]

I'll have what he's having.

Jameson and a brain! 

[Roswells, Art]

Jameson and a brain!

A) Jameson is good.
B) Well, I never!

[Nebraska888]

A) Jameson is good.
B) Well, I never!

Ha!

[PB the Deplorable]

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I CAN BARELY TYPE THAT I AM LAUGHIG SO HARD.  Love ya, Paper Boy....you are brilliant!  You are one of my favs on this forum.

Aw shucks, yew too.  Now if I can only get Tommy to return my calls..

[pate]

Define " good money ".

Not Sure what "good" in your book is, but I';;(double ell) swing for the pence!

A:  Honest, true, fun, worthy, steadfast, proud, nice, polite, and "send it"

ediot":" I keed, I keed!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvF_jWNrRMQ

   you haven't made it until these guy insults yew!

[pate]

...
"I've felt like I've been a victim of a type of weird Stockholm Syndrome listening to this guy on and off for the last 10 years and feel powerless that I can't do anything about it to improve the situation.  I normally can't stand stupidity in people and we get that every night from him.  There are times I've wound up yelling at the radio because he says something either so wrong or so stupid.  But then I and others I've hung out with had/have no compunction at yelling at the umpire either when we went to ball games.  Listening to Art was a joy for all those years. Listening to Snoory is the radio equivalent of waterboarding.  I wouldn't really do anything to him physically but I'm not going to lie and say I haven't thought about it.  Like Harrison Ford said in Air Force One :

... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Komi7wnAw {..}

I do have a temper and have had to physically attack people who were attacking me or when I had to defend myself from assault when I worked out in the open as a job a long, long time ago. I was robbed 4 times while working nights and the job I had back then stopping having all of us work nights because the streets got too dangerous, not only for us but drivers for the companies as well.  Listening to Snoory is like watching a train wreck. You see it in front of you but you cannot believe what your eyes are conveying to you.  Snoory is a train wreck waiting to happen. Night after gawdawful night.  Years ago, I'd have lost my temper if I had to deal with someone like Snoory on a regular basis. G*d only knows what it would be like to work with the idiot day after day.  You do seem to make assumptions about me that are quite far from the truth.  I am an emotional type and make no bones about it.  Comes from being a Taurus with all the positive and negative traits I guess. I only put up with so much from idiots.  Snoory's presence on the air is an insult to everyone who has ever and will ever listen to talk radio...

And that is about all I have to say about that, although I do like Dr. Perper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSEdBNslGOk

igNooron for Praisadent!  That is some sort of denture fixative, I am not sure, I need to pee.

[Yorkshire pud]

None would pay to read your stupidity.

So what did happen to your subscription only channel?

[Yorkshire pud]

Well, Noory network is paying me to do a one minute commentary once a month and 82% of my audience on You Tube comes from this site, so I KNOW you are wrong as you always are.
It's just a matter of time before I get more well known and get paid more and more for it and gain more subscribers and likes not just on You Tube but elsewhere and no one cares or will care what a bitter, demented codger from the UK gives a shit about.
But I forget I am talking to someone who may not look like a fool but IS one.

About those 'likes'? Do you give equal gravitas to the 'dislikes'? If you do, it'll be worthwhile you looking at a random ten of your videos to see the ratio between them both.

As for looking like a fool; we all know what you look like Senda. We know what shit you live in and amongst too, we've heard what you eat, slurp and even described following through when you farted. Now ask yourself; who on this forum (other than OLG and A51D) do you actually know anything about, let alone know what they look like? I could walk up to you in Martinez outside Starbucks next to the river (sorry, creek) and you wouldn't have a clue who I was...But I know exactly what you look like, I even know roughly where you live. I'm not the only one in that position either, and they live much closer than I do.

[pate]

...

Do you give equal gravitas to the 'dislikes'?

...

I have a note that does not deal with that statement, reads as follows:

WORKS FINE THIS PEN DOES

I may be out of lane, Not Sure.

Cheers! anyhow, old warrior

[ziznak]

so jorch played "just the audio" from a falkie video... live... on the air?

[Yorkshire pud]

so jorch played "just the audio" from a falkie video... live... on the air?

Scary eh? And funny, because Senda doesn't realise that the scripted piece he was given (which he denies) is taking the piss out of him.

[Hollow Man]

Scary eh? And funny, because Senda doesn't realise that the scripted piece he was given (which he denies) is taking the piss out of him.

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, are you kidding me? Jorch has truly sunk to a new low, no doubt about it. What's next, a duet with UFO Phil? Fuck, that's just great. I'm just sure they could come up with a lovely little jingle to make all our ears bleed...  :

[Hollow Man]

About those 'likes'? Do you give equal gravitas to the 'dislikes'? If you do, it'll be worthwhile you looking at a random ten of your videos to see the ratio between them both.

As for looking like a fool; we all know what you look like Senda. We know what shit you live in and amongst too, we've heard what you eat, slurp and even described following through when you farted. Now ask yourself; who on this forum (other than OLG and A51D) do you actually know anything about, let alone know what they look like? I could walk up to you in Martinez outside Starbucks next to the river (sorry, creek) and you wouldn't have a clue who I was...But I know exactly what you look like, I even know roughly where you live. I'm not the only one in that position either, and they live much closer than I do.

Indeed. One of us could even be a next door neighbor. Hell, who knows: one of us may just be in his house RIGHT NOW!!!  Be afraid, Falkie, be very afraid...

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, are you kidding me? Jorch has truly sunk to a new low, no doubt about it. What's next, a duet with UFO Phil? Fuck, that's just great. I'm just sure they could come up with a lovely little jingle to make all our ears bleed...  :

On the contrary; Look at the anti Noory videos and Senda's posted proclamations to do Noory physical harm (all oddly forgotten when Noory bought Senda a new pair of glasses), and you'll see why Noory is not the forgiving type...Then enjoy. I will.

[Falkie2013]

19.5 pounds, eh? Although I'm sure Hoagland would appreciate that, pulling a dead cat and other knickknacks out of between your fat rolls does not count as losing weight.

Well, you'll never have to worry about pulling out any weight by the space between your ears, because all that's there is air and your teeny vestigial dino brain.

[Falkie2013]

On the contrary; Look at the anti Noory videos and Senda's posted proclamations to do Noory physical harm (all oddly forgotten when Noory bought Senda a new pair of glasses), and you'll see why Noory is not the forgiving type...Then enjoy. I will.

Where did I ever threaten to do physical harm to Noory except by joking ( which what most if not all of those Noory videos were and you're too stupid to see it ) ?

The man is either over 300 or 1500 miles away from me and I'm here.

How could * I * possibly do him PHYSICAL harm ?

You are dumber than I thought or could imagine.

Show proof or shut the hell up.

Hopefully forever.