George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Inglorious Bitch]

New job, visiting Seattle for 3 weeks for training. The weather was just to lovely to look at Bellgab in the evenings... I'm just back now fighting a gigantic jet lag.

Nice to see you back!

[Inglorious Bitch]

Well I have been informed by my spies that you were openly bragging and not Brigging that YOU were one of the sources of the leaks and that no one would ever suspect you because you act so * nice *.

Bullshit. Your spies. Oh please, you do nothing except lurk on the Musings thread. As such you should know that Brig never posted anything of the sort. All members have a posting history. If you wondered what she was saying you could have read that and seen that she never said anything about spying and no one suspecting her. Your lies know no end.

[ONeill]

Here's my favorite old Senda video about Noory together with some of the best lines:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0VrfcBFyWw

"Idiot George Noory and his bloated producer Tommy."
"The Snooremaster strikes again."
"The Snooremaster’s got a radioactive wasteland… the listeners nuked him…"
"The studio was never build cause no one is listening to this clown"
"He’s gotta steal guests from art"
"He cannot mention the name of the man who created the show he took over and destroyed"
"The Snooremaster, george snooty, steals guests from AB"
“The guy has no shame, the guy has no class, he has no professionalism, and it’s time for him to go”
“The lowest of the low is George Noory”
“I hope he falls in one of JC’s pits of sewage because that’s where he belongs - with sewer rats. I’m sorry to the sewer rats all around the world. To equate you to george noory is terrible… don't gnaw on my leg for comparing you to GN”
“this is unbelievable, the depths of this sewer slug, and i’m probably insulting sewer slugs”
“Premiere should fire this clown”
“the Snooremaster, you scum!”
“Hope you get a permanent case of laryngitis”

[Yorkshire pud]

Here's my favorite old Senda video about Noory together with some of the best lines:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0VrfcBFyWw

"Idiot George Noory and his bloated producer Tommy."
"The Snooremaster strikes again."
"The Snooremaster’s got a radioactive wasteland… the listeners nuked him…"
"The studio was never build cause no one is listening to this clown"
"He’s gotta steal guests from art"
"He cannot mention the name of the man who created the show he took over and destroyed"
"The Snooremaster, george snooty, steals guests from AB"
“The guy has no shame, the guy has no class, he has no professionalism, and it’s time for him to go”
“The lowest of the low is George Noory”
“I hope he falls in one of JC’s pits of sewage because that’s where he belongs - with sewer rats. I’m sorry to the sewer rats all around the world. To equate you to george noory is terrible… don't gnaw on my leg for comparing you to GN”
“this is unbelievable, the depths of this sewer slug, and i’m probably insulting sewer slugs”
“Premiere should fire this clown”
“the Snooremaster, you scum!”
“Hope you get a permanent case of laryngitis”

Clearly, Senda had mellowed.

[Dateline]

I hope that all of his "witty quotes" were included on his audio/attachment resume for Norry.

[Dateline]

Here is a sad fact.  Maybe Senda's vicious comments about Norry are not really that bad, compared to the normal e-mail comments Norry receives.

[Yorkshire pud]

Here is a sad fact.  Maybe Senda's vicious comments about Norry are not really that bad, compared to the normal e-mail comments Norry receives.

Perhaps; but how many post YT videos saying vile things about noory; and then have the temerity to ask not only for an interview, but don't refuse graciously when a) his  travel expenses are paid by him and b) his new glasses are paid by him after his ridiculous (and his entirely serious) video with what was left of his glasses, gaffer taped to his forehead? The fat fuck has absolutely no shame.

[MAX]

19.5 pounds, eh? Although I'm sure Hoagland would appreciate that, pulling a dead cat and other knickknacks out of between your fat rolls does not count as losing weight.

That like throwing a deck chair off the Titanic.

[ItsOver]

Eh, so Falkie's a sell-out.  He's not the first and he won't be the last.

[Yorkshire pud]

nice...

[Yorkshire pud]

https://youtu.be/KDT75dyfgyw

Thanks to six week tenure for this. 

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[MV/Liberace!]

Well I have been informed by my spies that you were openly bragging and not Brigging that YOU were one of the sources of the leaks and that no one would ever suspect you because you act so * nice *.

Please take this to the Musings thread.

[UFQuack]

Jorch just made the profound observation "we're all gunna be gone sumday!"  He wants us to remember him saying that on our death bed.  Thanks, Jorch.

Yeah, just proves what a jerk he is. Yet it is all us "haters" on here who tease him who are the problem?

Just part of his psychic vampire performance.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Yeah, just proves what a jerk he is. Yet it is all us "haters" on here who tease him who are the problem?

Just part of his psychic vampire performance.

Who are we suppose to remember on our death beds, Dave or Greg?

[PB the Deplorable]

Well I have been informed by my spies that you were openly bragging and not Brigging that YOU were one of the sources of the leaks and that no one would ever suspect you because you act so * nice *.

... And it was only because MV said that the people in chat were ASKING me to eat something that I ate anything...

How long is it going to take you to realize... oh, never mind

[Dateline]

That is the reason I mostly refer to him as Norry, it is too hard to keep up with the latest alias. 

[Dateline]

And, Mr. Senda, you have accomplished this for Norry and the number of posts prove it.  You have breathed new life into the Norry sucks thread.  I am just not sure which end the hot air is coming out of, top or bottom.

[PB the Deplorable]

... I provide news, entertainment and fun...

Do you truly believe this?

If the videos weren't made by you, but instead were exactly the same but put out by someone else and you happened to see them, would your description of them be ''provide news, entertainment and fun''?

[UFQuack]

Clearly, Senda had mellowed.

...Clearly.

[zeebo]

Great this is now like the third Falkie thread.  Can we change the fortress so it keeps things in rather than out?

[analog kid]

Great this is now like the third Falkie thread.  Can we change the fortress so it keeps things in rather than out?

It's taken all this today to finally catch me up with Bellgab and understand the Falkie threads. I wasn't paying attention and didn't know about a fraction of this stuff. Bellgab is a far more awesome and hilarious place than I've understood it to be.

I so want some of Falkie's paranoia about being covertly sabotaged to be true. Like the being cajoled by callers into eating on air. I hope it is.

[Walks_At_Night]

It's taken all this today to finally catch me up with Bellgab and understand the Falkie threads. I wasn't paying attention and didn't know about a fraction of this stuff. Bellgab is a far more awesome and hilarious place than I've understood it to be.

I so want some of Falkie's paranoia about being covertly sabotaged to be true. Like the being cajoled by callers into eating on air. I hope it is.

It is not paranoia as the mole is all to real.   He/She is buried deep but definitely exists.   Learning.  Watching.  Waiting.

[PB the Deplorable]

It's taken all this today to finally catch me up with Bellgab and understand the Falkie threads. I wasn't paying attention and didn't know about a fraction of this stuff. Bellgab is a far more awesome and hilarious place than I've understood it to be...

Welcome.  Post often.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Do you truly believe this?

If the videos weren't made by you, but instead were exactly the same but put out by someone else and you happened to see them, would your description of them be ''provide news, entertainment and fun''?

Nice try, PB.
But Senda has no place to put that.
For home-skillet George, this kind of communication does not compute.
Certainly you did, however, make him blink and fart, and trigger a forthcoming bloviation.
So +1.

Where's Drunk Elk? Besides dead.
Maybe another channeling session...

[Gumby, Dammit]

Who are we suppose to remember on our death beds, Dave or Greg?

Either way, it will cause the Final Spasm.