George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Falkie2013]

No advice on which movies were the best?

I watched very, very few of the movies sold there.
I would read the reviews in Adult Video News but was seldom asked about content.
The renters rented what they wanted to and so did the buyers.
They would ask where the various types of films were but reviews seldom, if at all, were asked.
Its not like reviewing a mainstream film.

[Falkie2013]

Why? Was this just after you tried to pimp a lactating hooker provider?

Never happened.
The only information on that came from a post posted by someone who made it up.
Shut up.

But I've said this repeatedly.
You and your buddies are too stupid to realize or read it.

[Yorkshire pud]

Where did I ever threaten to do physical harm to Noory except by joking ( which what most if not all of those Noory videos were and you're too stupid to see it ) ?

The man is either over 300 or 1500 miles away from me and I'm here.

How could * I * possibly do him PHYSICAL harm ?

You are dumber than I thought or could imagine.

Show proof or shut the hell up.

Hopefully forever.

Oh. I'm sure Noory took it as a joke. Just as you are sure. As I said, just one big misunderstanding. Oh yes.

[Yorkshire pud]

Never happened.
The only information on that came from a post posted by someone who made it up.
Shut up.

But I've said this repeatedly.
You and your buddies are too stupid to realize or read it.

Of course..of course.

[Falkie2013]

No, I didn't attempt to help him beyond posting the medical form and instructions he needed. However early on I did consider trying to help him, but this was when I was new to the board. I quickly realized there was something more than a little bit off and I would regret getting involved. Obviously my gut instincts about him were correct.

I had the medical forms and didn't need YOUR help, just the help from my doctor and the form has been submitted.
Your gut instincts had better get a checkup.
I was well aware of what I had to do YEARS before I ever signed onto THIS board.
The only reason I didn't do it sooner is that I had NO regular doctor for years until I was referred to UCSF.
I don't take the advice of bitchy trolls anyway.
Just ignore it after I consider the source and move on.

[Falkie2013]

You said that BEFORE you kicked starr and I out.

Well I have been informed by my spies that you were openly bragging and not Brigging that YOU were one of the sources of the leaks and that no one would ever suspect you because you act so * nice *.

[chefist]

Well I have been informed by my spies that you were openly bragging and not Brigging that YOU were one of the sources of the leaks and that no one would ever suspect you because you act so * nice *.

Pure BS...Brig is not the spy...the only reason you are posting here is because your Fortress is an empty shell...just you talking with OLG...boring

[Lilith]

Where did I ever threaten to do physical harm to Noory except by joking ( which what most if not all of those Noory videos were and you're too stupid to see it ) ?

The man is either over 300 or 1500 miles away from me and I'm here.

How could * I * possibly do him PHYSICAL harm ?

You are dumber than I thought or could imagine.

Show proof or shut the hell up.

Hopefully forever.

I hope you watch that "cyber-bullying" George.  You never know what you might drive someone to do, who is too "dumb" as you put it,  to see the joking aspect.

This is the very same "crime" you accuse many bellgabbers of George.  It's the pot, calling the kettle black.

Now that I am banned from TheFortress, I am no longer bound by the FalkenburghOathOfSecrecy.  Nor can I be accused any longer of being a spy.

I am a Free BellGabber once again.

Praise MV!

[Falkie2013]

Oh my sides! At least you're admitting you're a glutinous hog, huh? And no you haven't changed. Everyone heard the revolting audio of you recently slurping gasping and belching like a pig in a trough.

Bullshit.
I was here and there was NO belching or gasping.
I took a bite of pizza and a bite of a chicken wing.
Shut up bitchy troll and quit lying.
And it was only because MV said that the people in chat were ASKING me to eat something that I ate anything.
I could have waited.
I should have known better at the time not to.
But that's water under the bridge.

[Yorkshire pud]

I had the medical forms and didn't need YOUR help, just the help from my doctor and the form has been submitted.
Your gut instincts had better get a checkup.
I was well aware of what I had to do YEARS before I ever signed onto THIS board.
The only reason I didn't do it sooner is that I had NO regular doctor for years until I was referred to UCSF.
I don't take the advice of bitchy trolls anyway.
Just ignore it after I consider the source and move on.

You're such an ungrateful wretch; How the fuck did Laura know that you dumb fucking pile of fucking fat shit? She offered her help (she didn't need to) but because you're such a fucking know all, you don't need any help and more importantly you expect everyone else to know that, because they're mind readers. You're simply the most disgusting fucking fuck that ever lived. Fuck off and die. Painfully.

[Falkie2013]

Why can't Falkie be on EVERY night?  It's only a minute of airtime.

You really WANT to torture the trolls on here, don't you ?
LOL.

[Yorkshire pud]

Well I have been informed by my spies that you were openly bragging and not Brigging that YOU were one of the sources of the leaks and that no one would ever suspect you because you act so * nice *.

Your spies? You couldn't be informed if you had the answer tattooed in your forearm you idiotic shit. Brigg bless her has (to others' obvious bewilderment) given you the benefit of the doubt for months. She's even tried to persuade others you're not that bad after all. You're a fucking shit. I sincerely hope Noory has something spectacular lined up for your ultimate demise for the net. I hope it's drawn out, humiliating, financially ruinous to you and leaves you destitute. Fuck off and die.

[Falkie2013]

You're such an ungrateful wretch; How the fuck did Laura know that you dumb fucking pile of fucking fat shit? She offered her help (she didn't need to) but because you're such a fucking know all, you don't need any help and more importantly you expect everyone else to know that, because they're mind readers. You're simply the most disgusting fucking fuck that ever lived. Fuck off and die. Painfully.

You first so I can sell tickets and make some money off your rotting carcass.
I'm sure some would pay just to know you're dead and gone forever.

And it has NOTHING to do with being a know-it-all, you cretinous moron.

The DMV sent me the forms when my license was suspended because another busybody woman employee couldn't mind her business either by reporting a medical issue that NEVER happened.
I do NOT follow the advice of anonymous trolls on Bellgab who think THEY know everything about what * I * should do with MY life.
And they are wrong because like the idiotic DMV clerk they do not know ALL the facts and only issue pronouncements based on their worthless opinions.
Period.

[Yorkshire pud]

Bullshit.
I was here and there was NO belching or gasping.
I took a bite of pizza and a bite of a chicken wing.

ON AIR!!! How fucking idiotic can you be? You're NOT supposed to do that, it's rude. Fuck off and die.

Shut up bitchy troll and quit lying.
And it was only because MV said that the people in chat were ASKING me to eat something that I ate anything.
I could have waited.
I should have known better at the time not to.
But that's water under the bridge.

So she wasn't lying then? You did eat and slurp through the broadcast? Which is it? Fuck off and die.

[Lilith]

Your spies?

Yet one more example of the Pot calling the Kettle Black.

[Yorkshire pud]

You first so I can sell tickets and make some money off your rotting carcass.
I'm sure some would pay just to know you're dead and gone forever.

And it has NOTHING to do with being a know-it-all, you cretinous moron.

The DMV sent me the forms when my license was suspended because another busybody woman employee couldn't mind her business either by reporting a medical issue that NEVER happened.
I do NOT follow the advice of anonymous trolls on Bellgab who think THEY know everything about what * I * should do with MY life.
And they are wrong because like the idiotic DMV clerk they do not know ALL the facts and only issue pronouncements based on their worthless opinions.
Period.

Yeah, but unfortunately for you and your big mouth, they listen to what idiots such as you say in the line, waiting to be seen..so if you say you've an illness or condition that everyone can hear, guess what? That includes the 'idiotic' clerk who can decide your future driving legality; not that such trivial things such as driving illegally bothers you overly. You ought to be careful of the toes you step on, on the way up Senda; they're holding up the arse you'll be kissing on the way down. Noory can be your metaphor for that one.

[Yorkshire pud]

Yet one more example of the Pot calling the Kettle Black.

He can't help himself.

[Lilith]

Pure BS...Brig is not the spy...the only reason you are posting here is because your Fortress is an empty shell...just you talking with OLG...boring

Isn't it convenient, that now George can blame EVERYTHING on "HisSpyz" and take absolutely NoResponsibilityForAnything" ?

Truth be known, George probably doesn't have any spys.  Truth be known, Probably nobody thinks George is important enough to be worth wasting time spying on.

[Lilith]

My guess about who the "SendaSpy" is?  MV! 

Just a wild speculation.  Oh the humor, Oh the irony!

Praise MV! 

I'm surprised nobody ever thought of it before, I'm not the smartest brick in the wall.

[Yorkshire pud]

The DMV sent me the forms when my license was suspended because another employee who knew what the procedure was couldn't mind her business was doing her job,  either by reporting a medical issue that NEVER happened. I made it up, but the damge was done.

I do NOT follow the advice of anonymous trolls anyone on Bellgab who think THEY know everything know far more than I do, which is 99% of anything, about what * I * should do with MY life. helping me, but I then throw it back in their face.

And they are wrong because like the idiotic DMV clerk they do not know ALL the facts and only issue pronouncements based on their worthless opinions. what story I'll tell them today.
Period.

Remember how you got lost going to see Noory at Santa Cruz? Laura informed you the best way of getting there avoiding tolls. You disregarded her because she's female and although she knew better than you do, you thought you knew best; and got lost! Fuck off and die.

[Yorkshire pud]

Isn't it convenient, that now George can blame EVERYTHING on "HisSpyz" and take absolutely NoResponsibilityForAnything" ?

He's a narcissist. Of course it's never his responsibility, why would it be?

Truth be known, George probably doesn't have any spys.  Truth be known, Probably nobody thinks George is important enough to be worth wasting time spying on.

Indeed. But I think you're on the money with MV being the 'spy'

[ONeill]

You should know what it feels to be a wasted person.
You did a whole radio show because you were THE narcissist not I.
And a hater.

I provide news, entertainment and fun.

And the leaks from the Fortress have stopped.

Did Dave seriously air this shit? If yes, this is the new low for C2C. I have little empathy for Art Bell left, but what has happened to C2C must be devastating to him.

Great job Senda, you read the script Tummy sent you (where he made fun of you), you kept still because they told you so and for once didn't look like a total clown. They told you to speak slowly, but with your slurred speech you still managed to mispronounce every other word. The video was only one minute long so there was no time for you to eat, belch and fart. Unfortunately they didn't tell you to get rid of those silly buckets and filthy rags you call clothes in the background, so they were still there.

[Yorkshire pud]

And where the hell have you been? It had better be good.

[Dateline]

He just ignored his love quotes about Norry that he penned as we with sauntered down memory lane.  I have a new title for those terms of endearment.  Maybe we should have a weekly or monthly "Falke Flashback" in which he shares his true feelings to the world about Norry

[ONeill]

And they are wrong because like the idiotic DMV clerk they do not know ALL the facts and only issue pronouncements based on their worthless opinions.
Period.

Yes, that's my favorite Senda story ever. The "idiotic clerk" overheard Senda babbling something about having a stroke and took Senda's license. Why are you surprised that we make fun of you? You verbatim posted what I just summarized some time last year. When I initially read it I just totally laughed my ass off. As I said - you verbatim post stuff like this, and then call us idiots and accuse us for starting some "rumors".

You once came here and told us how you shit your pants while coughing. That was exactly what you posted, but it didn't stop you from accusing Rally Squirrel of "starting a rumor". Why do you keep screaming that someone misquotes you (which isn't true 99% of the cases), but you yourself can't check the simplest thing before posting, like Nancy Pelosi's words about Obamacare? And what did you do, when someone posted the true version? "Why am I expected to remember everything yada yada...". What did you do when you were caught lying about your draft exemption? The same exact thing.

Do you remember this?
https://productforums.google.com/forum/#!topic/gmail/D6tPQLYILXo
Do you see what the support person wrote there?
The support person: Well, let's start by tying to figure out just what the problem actually is.  The recovery system seems to work fine for a lot of people, !!!!so perhaps it's something at your end!!!! we can correct and get you moving.  If there is a problem, I may be able to get you some help.
The fat fuck: I will just have to drive to Mountain View and raise hell in person next month.
The support person: <sarcasm> Yea, I'm sure that'll help you get your account back. </sarcasm>

And yes it's always someone else's incompetence. When you spend 24 h on a Dell support line because you hid your start menu, it's their incompetence. When you lose your storage for not paying bills, it's the manager's incompetence. When you can't even manage something as simple as paying your fucking bills, you make up some BS story about the bank overdrawing your account for MONTHS - yes because you not checking it once for MONTHS is obviously not your fault.

Do you remember how you set up a gofundme page for Sweet K and wrote there verbatim that Boop can stay with you, but Kathy will have to live in a car? Do you remember for calling me an idiot because "YOU knew what YOU meant by that"?

You illiteracy is not our fault, it's yours. Your bad memory pathological lies are your fault not ours. When MV, drone, LC, OLG or anyone else trolls you (for example) into eating, drinking and belching while hosting a radio show it doesn't mean "people wanted you to <insert anything>" or "people like me doing <insert anything>". When you fall for this, it's your fault not ours.

I second YP's motion. Just fucking die.

[ONeill]

And where the hell have you been? It had better be good.

New job, visiting Seattle for 3 weeks for training. The weather was just to lovely to look at Bellgab in the evenings... I'm just back now fighting a gigantic jet lag.

[Yorkshire pud]

New job, visiting Seattle for 3 weeks for training. The weather was just to lovely to look at Bellgab in the evenings... I'm just back now fighting a gigantic jet lag.

Well, as long as you have a good reason. Did you provide a note to ask for your leave of absence?

[Lilith]

New job, visiting Seattle for 3 weeks for training. The weather was just to lovely to look at Bellgab in the evenings... I'm just back now fighting a gigantic jet lag.

Good to see you back, get some rest.  There's plenty of time to catch up here.  I know its difficult to put off the charmes of bellgab, but you will enjoy them SO much more after you are rested! 

[Inglorious Bitch]

I took a bite of pizza and a bite of a chicken wing.

You were stuffing your face the entire podcast after your food arrived. What's this "one" dainty bite BS?

And it was only because MV said that the people in chat were ASKING me to eat something that I ate anything.

Eating on air is the height of amateur hour and it's rude. No one tunes in to hear chewing, slurping and gulping sounds in their ears. As usual, it's not your fault. Nothing ever is. It's MV's faulty and the fault of the people in the chat room.

I could have waited.

Bullshit. A three year old has better impulse control than you.

I should have known better at the time not to.

You did know better but chose to stuff your face on air anyway. See above post as regards impulse control.

[ONeill]

Since we're looking at Senda's old opinions about Dave, we can't miss THE JOKE. This was really the transition period for Senda. He was already sucking Dave's dick, but he still wanted to be cool and throw a GNS once in a while. Dave quickly reminded him that once a davebot, always a davebot.



Btw. OLG - you once did a nice picture portraying the whole situation, do you still have it somewhere?