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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Ciardelo

Quote from: Falkie2013 on May 11, 2016, 09:42:54 PM
I see you crawled out of the sewer again.

Hope you enjoy this.

Man, your head is Huuuuge!

WildCard

Quote from: Falkie2013 on May 11, 2016, 09:42:54 PM
I see you crawled out of the sewer again.

Hope you enjoy this.

Never left. It's still better than your govt. subsidized hovel.
And I will enjoy it. Just know, we're laughing AT you, not with you.

SnapT


The Guy From Pittsburgh is now THE MAN AT MIDNIGHT!  Falkie joins the COAST TO COAST AM family this Friday night at midnight PT!

Dateline

Quote from: SnapT on May 11, 2016, 10:01:39 PM

Ass  advertised above there will be a special treat.  The first interview ever with the two-headed Sendamonster on May 13, 2016.

The GUYS FROM THE PITTS IN THE BURGER.

Alex Jones:  I want George Noory's definition of The Illuminati.

Ok, after George responded: "Remember the movie Eyes Wide Shut by Stanley Kubrick?  That's the Illuminati". People in costumes....

I was laughing so hard I missed the full answer.  I hope someone caught it.

nathan

Quote from: Étouffée on May 11, 2016, 10:49:06 PM
Alex Jones:  I want George Noory's definition of The Illuminati.

Ok, after George responded: "Remember the movie Eyes Wide Shut by Stanley Kubrick?  That's the Illuminati". People in costumes....

I was laughing so hard I missed the full answer.  I hope someone caught it.

I can't transcribe it off the top of my head, but that was pretty much it. Alex Jones was BLOWN AWAY and said it was a beautiful definition. What the hell am I listening to?

People dressing up in costumes.  At night.  People with money in costumes at night.  That's the Illuminati.
Hahaha. 
Blown away!!!

That is still cracking me up.  Caller just agreed with George about Kubrick, then there was a weird cut and it sounds like Jones says "yeah, I was invited to kill someone". Wha???

Quote from: Étouffée on May 11, 2016, 11:22:44 PM
... and it sounds like Jones says "yeah, I was invited to kill someone". Wha???

Lady Liberty?

Morgus

Guess who just called in again just now to Noory with guest Alex Jones:
its Leo's twin brother, "William" from Madison, Wisconsin talking about Finland yet again... :D

Quote from: Morgus on May 11, 2016, 11:52:24 PM
Guess who just called in again just now to Noory with guest Alex Jones:
its Leo's twin brother, "William" from Madison, Wisconsin talking about Finland yet again... :D
Ha!  Perfect.  The Finnish Guy is overtaking The Lennon Guy for call-in persistence through the ages.

nathan

I haven't listened to Noory in a while, and never have on a frequent basis, but I was pretty shocked to hear him hammer down his point that mankind has no impact on climate change... two nights in a row

Ciardelo

Quote from: nathan on May 12, 2016, 12:34:23 AM
I haven't listened to Noory in a while, and never have on a frequent basis, but I was pretty shocked to hear him hammer down his point that mankind has no impact on climate change... two nights in a row
you should hear him on abiotic oil


Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Falkie2013 on May 08, 2016, 11:41:14 AM
The moderate alternative to Trump or Clinton. :D

Is this the same Noory who you couldn't stand? The one who you said was an idiot?

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Falkie2013 on May 12, 2016, 02:11:18 AM
Coast To Coast AM You Tube Announcement.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkKFKmUOceQ&feature=youtu.be

A one minute commentary just before open lines? Jesus Christ that will be fun to listen to the calls about that one!

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Falkie2013 on May 11, 2016, 09:44:48 PM

Never been to a Greek restaurant in my life.


I'm sure you could force yourself if the food was free and you could have as much as you wanted.


136 or 142

Quote from: Étouffée on May 11, 2016, 10:49:06 PM
Alex Jones:  I want George Noory's definition of The Illuminati.

Ok, after George responded: "Remember the movie Eyes Wide Shut by Stanley Kubrick?  That's the Illuminati". People in costumes....

I was laughing so hard I missed the full answer.  I hope someone caught it.

You can access it on CKNW audio vault.  www.cknw.com.  Click under on demand.

However, the rest of Noory's argument was that, like in the movie, they live a different type of life during the night like engaging in weird sex acts.

That's it?  Noory warns us about the illuminati all the time and his biggest concern is that they have kinky sex?

I only listened to about 45 minutes with Alex Jones.  I fell asleep after the first hour but I had to turn it off after 45 minutes, their mutual love fest was literally making me feel sick to my stomach.  It was even sicker than kinky sex.  Alex Jones himself for the most part also sounded rather neutered, he didn't go off on any wild rants and he even apologized for 'being less professional' when he first started out ten years ago.

Defwhale

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 12, 2016, 04:27:16 AM
A one minute commentary just before open lines? Jesus Christ that will be fun to listen to the calls about that one!

I doubt there will be one, unless it's one of Noory's paid callers.  Too bad there isn't a way for them to know how many people are listening and when they turn their radios off.

Defwhale

Quote from: Falkie2013 on May 12, 2016, 02:11:18 AM
Coast To Coast AM You Tube Announcement.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkKFKmUOceQ&feature=youtu.be

Please please please use this tone and manner when addressing the C2C audience.  It's very dignified, and will create lots of new fans.  If possible stretch your words out a little more, and try to sound a little more school marmish.

136 or 142

Quote from: Defwhale on May 12, 2016, 07:18:30 AM
Please please please use this tone and manner when addressing the C2C audience.  It's very dignified, and will create lots of new fans.  If possible stretch your words out a little more, and try to sound a little more school marmish.

If you had to choose one or the other as host of C2C, who would you prefer: Falkie or Noory (Noorie?)?

ItsOver

Quote from: nathan on May 11, 2016, 11:02:16 PM
.... What the hell am I listening to?
Dave, Jorch, Richard, Greg and some other nut on heavy doses of turmeric, with a Carnivora chaser.



Those damn turmeric "munchies."

Quote from: 136 or 142 on May 12, 2016, 05:40:28 AM
You can access it on CKNW audio vault.  www.cknw.com.  Click under on demand.

However, the rest of Noory's argument was that, like in the movie, they live a different type of life during the night like engaging in weird sex acts.

That's it?  Noory warns us about the illuminati all the time and his biggest concern is that they have kinky sex?

I only listened to about 45 minutes with Alex Jones.  I fell asleep after the first hour but I had to turn it off after 45 minutes, their mutual love fest was literally making me feel sick to my stomach.  It was even sicker than kinky sex.  Alex Jones himself for the most part also sounded rather neutered, he didn't go off on any wild rants and he even apologized for 'being less professional' when he first started out ten years ago.
Thanks!  I just tuned in to C2C for a moment, on a whim, and hit the surreal/puerile jackpot with that exchange between Noory and Jones. 

albrecht

Quote from: Étouffée on May 12, 2016, 08:36:45 AM
Thanks!  I just tuned in to C2C for a moment, on a whim, and hit the surreal/puerile jackpot with that exchange between Noory and Jones.
I recorded, haven't listened yet, because thought: Norry, Alex, Strieber all on the same show! Wow, that's a listener. And Now I hear even Will got in with his Finno-Urgic theories. Only thing I could add to be more likely crazy, good, and funny would be Steve Quayle!

CornyCrow

Quote from: nathan on May 12, 2016, 12:34:23 AM
I haven't listened to Noory in a while, and never have on a frequent basis, but I was pretty shocked to hear him hammer down his point that mankind has no impact on climate change... two nights in a row
Because the people who pay him like an agenda that is favorable to the major corporations. 

I've taken to set my nighttime internet radio onto Dark Talk for the last few days.  It's so pleasant to avoid all those commercials.

albrecht

Quote from: Morgus on May 11, 2016, 11:52:24 PM
Guess who just called in again just now to Noory with guest Alex Jones:
its Leo's twin brother, "William" from Madison, Wisconsin talking about Finland yet again... :D
Btw my recording was bad (and the way he talks.) Did you catch the name of the lake in which he has land (somewhere near the Lake Superior Nat'l Forest) with the log cabin and gorge? I wanted to look into his theory and the area. Thanks.

After decades of service to the Swedish-Finns and Finno-Urgic languages I actually think he deserves to be a guest, at least in the split-show format. Maybe the other side of the split-show that could be, I forget his name frequent caller to shows, from Long Island or NYC, who was a "expert" in communism (I think partial to the theory that Perestroika/Glasnost was a plot) or John Lennon was killed by Stephen King guy.

ShayP

Did Noory really tell Alex Jones that he doesn't vote in Presidential elections because he once heard Walter Cronkite didn't because of wanting to maintain unbiased journalistic integrity (paraphrasing)....or something of that nature?   What a jagoff.  (Noory, not Cronkite)

Quote from: ShayP on May 12, 2016, 10:19:24 AM
Did Noory really tell Alex Jones that he doesn't vote in Presidential elections because he once heard Walter Cronkite didn't because of wanting to maintain unbiased journalistic integrity (paraphrasing)....or something of that nature?   What a jagoff.  (Noory, not Cronkite)

I didn't listen to the show but he has said that in the past.  It's no loss to our nation though.  We should be thankful that Noory doesn't want to vote.

Just Me

Last night, when Alex Jones was on a rant in the first half hour, he tries to heap glory on the shoe shine clown boy bout something when Alex goes, George sorry ah uh ah George Noory. It could have been George Snoory rather than George Sorry as Alex was lipping off so fast and furious..

136 or 142

Quote from: albrecht on May 12, 2016, 08:39:18 AM
I recorded, haven't listened yet, because thought: Norry, Alex, Strieber all on the same show! Wow, that's a listener. And Now I hear even Will got in with his Finno-Urgic theories. Only thing I could add to be more likely crazy, good, and funny would be Steve Quayle!

I liked Whitley Strieber's segment.  I woke up and heard the first hour on replay.  He was pretty much only discussing UFOs after a brief discussion on his book "The Coming Global Superstorm" and Noory asking him about Hillary Clinton promising disclosure (I can't even remember what he replied).  I know some people don't like Whitley, but I like that he at least looks for evidence to back up his views (even if some of his of his evidence may not be as reliable as he claims) and, even more importantly to me, he considers alternative possibilities and is sometimes willing to reconsider his views in the light of new evidence.


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