George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

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That guest last night really like the idea of bombing everything in sight. Which of course is really ironic as Noory is super paranoid and always brings up incidents of how other countries saying they want to "wipe out" other nations, but has no problem giving a 2 hours platform for guests to say the same thing.

Thursday night's guest is always good. Paulides has really become a very good consistent "go to" guest. I good story teller, a topic that not dripping with political content (even though Jorch seemed very excited to find out that Paulides suggests to bring a gun, it's like a dog whistle for him, you can almost imagine Jorch unzipping just at the thought, sorry for the horrible mental image) I like that Paulides leaves the topic oven ended to leave the audience to think of their own conclusions. I skipped last hour of open lines.

Can't even remember what was on Tuesday. Monday, the total opposite of Paulides, The health infomercial, I a must skip show for me, but a friend told me that it was awful with an hour of open lines that consists of "take my pills" "too much glutton" "eat a dozen eggs" repeated at least four or five times lol. Wow that's entertainment. I do say that Emo Ed Dames is always a fun guest, don't take him too serious, but at least it's fun listening how much he's "selling his worry voice" and his claims that seem to never come true. BTW it somehow went over Jorch's head that you had the world most renowned remote viewer on at the same time as a major world event was happening in Belgium, and he seemed to have no  idea it was happening or asked much detail about it.

Yes, every single person, at least in the last 30 minutes (maybe in the last hour) that called in to the health infomercial seemed to have a gluten problem.   Obviously it's well known that there are a small number of people who have celiac and there are more controversially a larger group that may have some kinds of celiac related diseases, but according to the health informercial, virtually every person's health problem is a result of gluten.

To be fair to the guest last night, I don't think it's entirely accurate to say that he wanted to 'bomb everything in site,'  but it would have been nice if Noory had asked him exactly what he hoped the bombing of that one city would accomplish.  That is obviously the question that caller who George "I never cut off a caller" Noory cut off before he had finished making his point was going to ask, but he never got to ask the question.

[albrecht]

Woah! That guest Ted Broer is a candidate for the Steve Quayle/Alex Jones hall-of-fame in breathless, continued rantings of a wild nature. Connecting scalar waves with organized pedophilia rings and geopolitics and the space program (and Lucifer.) Wow. Even Norry had to tell him several times to "slow it down." Which is odd because usually a ranting, breathless guest means Norry can just sit back and do whatever he does and not offend listeners with his inane commentary, mixing of metaphors, or awful mispronunciations.

[Robert1972]

This is sumptheen

[Robert1972]

The annual Twinkie and pizza roll convention

[Dateline]

You are being an observer in another Norry lie.

He has said many, many times "If a holiday is during the week I will be here for you.  We are all Coast family.  That is a vow I made to you my audience when I took over this show for Art.  You can count on that."

Well, today is GOOD FRIDAY.  It is a holiday and falls during the normal work week, Norry's scheduled work shift.

Where is Norry??   He is not hosting the show, Jimmy Church is scheduled to host the show.

I don't care where Norry is personally, but he did not keep his word to the Coast family.  He should be fired for this egregious lie. 

Norry, check in and account for why you lied to all of the Coast family.  I would really like to know why you broke your vow to all of your brethren.

[Dateline]

The annual Twinkie and pizza roll convention

To me it looks more like the Snowball convention, or banana flip.

[Robert1972]

You are being an observer in another Norry lie.

He has said many, many times "If a holiday is during the week I will be here for you.  We are all Coast family.  That is a vow I made to you my audience when I took over this show for Art.  You can count on that."

Well, today is GOOD FRIDAY.  It is a holiday and falls during the normal work week, Norry's scheduled work shift.

Where is Norry??   He is not hosting the show, Jimmy Church is scheduled to host the show.

I don't care where Norry is personally, but he did not keep his word to the Coast family.  He should be fired for this egregious lie. 

Norry, check in and account for why you lied to all of the Coast family.  I would really like to know why you broke your vow to all of your brethren.


He's at the annual gluten free Twinkie and pizza roll convention with wallach

[Robert1972]

He's at the annual gluten free Twinkie and pizza role convention with wallach

[Robert1972]

With special guest Ed dames remote viewing the future of the cream going into the portals

[Morgus]

C2C's schedule for next week is now up.
Look what Noory has scheduled for next Friday night, April Fool's Day:

Date:    Friday - April 1, 2016
Host:    George Noory
Guests:    Open Lines
After a shocking first time interview, the three-headed person returns to the Coast to Coast AM microphone for a special update.

[akwilly]

C2C's schedule for next week is now up.
Look what Noory has sceduled for next Friday night, April Fool's Day:

Date:    Friday - April 1, 2016
Host:    George Noory
Guests:    Open Lines
After a shocking first time interview, the three-headed person returns to the Coast to Coast AM microphone for a special update.

jeez it wasn't even funny last year.

[pate]

Not Sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBPT1NfceX4

mmm...

[Morgus]

jeez it wasn't even funny last year.

Indeed its the same exact stupid stunt Noory did a year ago for April 1, 2015:
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/interview-with-3-headed-human/



In the first hour of the 4/1/15 show, George interviewed the world's only living three-headed human. Born in Indianapolis, Ind., in 1963, Walter, Elvira and Bobo discussed how they were mysteriously conjoined and what life is like for the trio to share a body.

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOaZbaPzdsk

[PB the Deplorable]

jeez it wasn't even funny last year.

George's annual April Fools item was one thing he seemed enthused about and actually put effort into.  George Noory effort, but effort none the less.

This year he didn't even try to come up with sumpthin' new?  Not that his April Fools shows were entertaining or noteworthy in any positive way, but to not bother with that anymore either?  At least he made it safely out of Feb for another year.

[Uncle Duke]

Anybody else catch "Jan from Brooklyn" on open lines on Tue's show?  She called George to tell him a friend had told her there is a $200 course to teach invisibility at a local university.    We also may have found out Jan is a Jewish lesbian as she explained to George her Rabbi stole $1M from her girl friend at her death. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

George's annual April Fools item was one thing he seemed enthused about and actually put effort into.  George Noory effort, but effort none the less.

This year he didn't even try to come up with sumpthin' new?  Not that his April Fools shows were entertaining or noteworthy in any positive way, but to not bother with that anymore either?  At least he made it safely out of Feb for another year.

The best April Fool's joke would be if Whorge announced that he was retiring. There would be a collective gasp of relief and unrestrained joy before a lot of swearing when everyone would realize it was only a joke.

[PB the Deplorable]

The best April Fool's joke would be if Whorge announced that he was retiring. There would be a collective gasp of relief and unrestrained joy before a lot of swearing when everyone would realize it was only a joke.

He won't do that for the same reason he doesn't take vacations - his boss might get ideas

[K4N4DI4N]

 My god, The Paulides show was worth listening to just for georges STUPID questions... here is my personal favorite moment.. lol.
https://youtu.be/XJoYT8gDU2I?t=5586

What do you think would happen to your transponder if you 'stumbled' into another dimension.. omg..

[Nebraska888]

He won't do that for the same reason he doesn't take vacations - his boss might get ideas

Yep.

[zeebo]

The 'psychic lawyer' is on again tonite.  I'm still waiting for the 'telepathic accountant'.

[21st Century Man]

The 'psychic lawyer' is on again tonite.  I'm still waiting for the 'telepathic accountant'.

He is on Dave Schraeder's show all of the time.  His schtick get's old really fast.

[albrecht]

The 'psychic lawyer' is on again tonite.  I'm still waiting for the 'telepathic accountant'.

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/05/the-psychic-lawyer-probably-not-a-psychic-is-he-even-a-lawyer/
And by the way the term "The Psychic Lawyer" is copy-written (at least according to a search for him.) He also does the "paranormal" cruise circuit. I'm guessing he is lying or is writing/performing under a pseudonym? I search the Florida State Bar site to no avail. (Or it could be he is not practicing law these days and stopped paying dues or let membership lapse?)

Though it could be worse. He could be the judge:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florentino_Floro
"...is a former Filipino judge who achieved notoriety after being suspended from the Philippine judiciary in 2006 due to mental illness. Floro made several statements that he was psychic and claimed to frequently communicate with invisible duendes, a type of dwarf common in Latin American mythology"

[NoMoreNoory]

Anyone catch Ted Broer last week say to George: "When your producer asked me to send you 30 questions....."

Boom! There's your 8 minutes of show prep, George. Not that I've ever heard George ask that many questions.

[ziznak]

Anyone catch Ted Broer last week say to George: "When your producer asked me to send you 30 questions....."

Boom! There's your 8 minutes of show prep, George. Not that I've ever heard George ask that many questions.

"Coashht to coashhht... where you send us the questions!!"

[zeebo]

I gave in and caught R. Zimmerman tonite.  Nice to hear a real space scientist discuss real space stuff (I've been listening to too much Hoagie). 

I almost crushed my radio though when GN said about the Colorado mountains (where he casually mentioned he films his "tv show") that "I just don't get it, how can all this come from a dust cloud! It's unbelievable!"

[Morgus]

Noory right now is talking about the 3-headed person returning on Friday nights show, but he didn't mention thats April Fool's Day!
He acts like its all real and serious stuff... 

[zeebo]

Anyone that's curious:  Yes, George asked "What if Einstein had a computer?"

[lurkernerge]

I hate to say it, because as bad as he still is...Jorch has been stepping his game up in the past few months...coincidentally since Art quit...

[NoMoreNoory]

George spotted a chance and persuaded Zimmerman to stay an extra hour, thus reducing his exposure to those Midweek Open Lines to a single hour (or the two bursts of 20 mins he's actually on the air).