George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Worker in the Light review.........not good.
By J. Houston on October 27, 2006

W-w-w-orker in the light,
he's a douche 
on the loose
clueless in the night

[21st Century Man]

"Peek-a-boo!  If you bought my books, the joke's on yeeewww!"

LOL.  I love that one.

[CornyCrow]

How did "Worker in the Light" work out for our Georgie boy ? The first page of Amazon reviews from book buyers...ONE STAR ...LOL
http://www.amazon.com/Worker-Light-Liberate-Limitless-Potential/dp/076534940X

There are no Amazon reviews at all on his latest book.  It's been out since July. 

[albrecht]

There are no Amazon reviews at all on his latest book.  It's been out since July.

It wouldn't surprise me at all if Amazon has some special option, for a fee, that no reviews are aloud, the iHate Media Inc paralegals wrote some letters to block reviews, or nobody- save family and some really deluded fans- bought the book; and they don't have computer access in prison, the asylum, shanty, etc to write a positive review. Or a combination of all of the above.

[zeebo]

Second guest tonite has "systematized the study of coincidences and developed a scale to measure coincidence sensitivity".  George is getting all his "1111" questions ready.

[NoMoreNoory]

There are no Amazon reviews at all on his latest book.  It's been out since July.

Not yet. Released, I mean escaped, July 26 this year. You can pre-order on Amazon now.

[Ted Baxter]

   

[Ted Baxter]

Not yet. Released, I mean escaped, July 26 this year. You can pre-order on Amazon now.

[ziznak]

EVERYONE likes Wanker in the Night.

(That's what I called my first wife)

I'll take two please!

[Mizak]

I can confirm this one, almost posted it myself.  Here's this rather chilling assertion so of course George just kinda riffs on it with one of his classic 'jokes'.

No need to confirm.We all know what an idiot snorge is..lol...

[PaulAtreides]

So last night George says he would like to "hook up" with his male guest the next time George is in St. Louis.

[ItsOver]

So last night George says he would like to "hook up" with his male guest the next time George is in St. Louis.

'Ol Jorch, just playing games with Tommy, again. 

[Richard Groyper]

'Ol Jorch, just playing games with Tommy, again. 

I hope it's the one called: Just the Tip... 

[The Snorchlax]

Tonight George will treat his listeners to a special MidWeek open lines

"I'm taking an awful risk Tommy, this had better work (labored breathing)"

[NoMoreNoory]

A few turds from last night's septic tank.

'The Post Office used to be a one show pony'
I guess that's a weird mash-up of 'a one trick pony' (which he didn't mean), 'a show pony' (ditto), 'a one-stop shop' (maybe), and 'the only show in town' (which he added): but 'one show pony' is a non-existent phrase. It's a kind of genius, you know.

A blind caller wanted to talk about how touch-screen phones make life harder for him, whereas he used to be able to feel his way around the keys and have important numbers on speed dial. Good point, which George ignored in favour of a series of asinine questions including, but not limited to:

'Do you still go to the eye doctor?'
'Have you considered putting stem cells in your eyes?'
'If you could see, what would you want to look at?'
And perhaps my favourite:
'And now [NOW?!], here's a dumb question. When you wake up in the morning, how do you know you're awake?'

George, given that you're brain dead, how do you know when you're awake?

-GNS

[Ciardelo]

A few turds from last night's septic tank.

'The Post Office used to be a one show pony'
I guess that's a weird mash-up of 'a one trick pony' (which he didn't mean), 'a show pony' (ditto), 'a one-stop shop' (maybe), and 'the only show in town' (which he added): but 'one show pony' is a non-existent phrase. It's a kind of genius, you know.

A blind caller wanted to talk about how touch-screen phones make life harder for him, whereas he used to be able to feel his way around the keys and have important numbers on speed dial. Good point, which George ignored in favour of a series of asinine questions including, but not limited to:

'Do you still go to the eye doctor?'
'Have you considered putting stem cells in your eyes?'
'If you could see, what would you want to look at?'
And perhaps my favourite:
'And now [NOW?!], here's a dumb question. When you wake up in the morning, how do you know you're awake?'

George, given that you're brain dead, how do you know when you're awake?

-GNS

Amazeeen

[The Snorchlax]

A few turds from last night's septic tank.

'The Post Office used to be a one show pony'
I guess that's a weird mash-up of 'a one trick pony' (which he didn't mean), 'a show pony' (ditto), 'a one-stop shop' (maybe), and 'the only show in town' (which he added): but 'one show pony' is a non-existent phrase. It's a kind of genius, you know.

A blind caller wanted to talk about how touch-screen phones make life harder for him, whereas he used to be able to feel his way around the keys and have important numbers on speed dial. Good point, which George ignored in favour of a series of asinine questions including, but not limited to:

'Do you still go to the eye doctor?'
'Have you considered putting stem cells in your eyes?'
'If you could see, what would you want to look at?'
And perhaps my favourite:
'And now [NOW?!], here's a dumb question. When you wake up in the morning, how do you know you're awake?'

George, given that you're brain dead, how do you know when you're awake?

-GNS

Omg...   

[The Snorchlax]

Amazeeen

Yes I can verify I heard amazeen twice in same half hour

[Izintit?]

A few turds from last night's septic tank.

'The Post Office used to be a one show pony'
I guess that's a weird mash-up of 'a one trick pony' (which he didn't mean), 'a show pony' (ditto), 'a one-stop shop' (maybe), and 'the only show in town' (which he added): but 'one show pony' is a non-existent phrase. It's a kind of genius, you know.

A blind caller wanted to talk about how touch-screen phones make life harder for him, whereas he used to be able to feel his way around the keys and have important numbers on speed dial. Good point, which George ignored in favour of a series of asinine questions including, but not limited to:

'Do you still go to the eye doctor?'
'Have you considered putting stem cells in your eyes?'
'If you could see, what would you want to look at?'
And perhaps my favourite:
'And now [NOW?!], here's a dumb question. When you wake up in the morning, how do you know you're awake?'

George, given that you're brain dead, how do you know when you're awake?

-GNS

Having George Noory asking HIS questions on the radio airwaves for over ten years says alot about the state of this country. It`s going to hell on a hotplate. GNSC

[albrecht]

A few turds from last night's septic tank.

'The Post Office used to be a one show pony'
I guess that's a weird mash-up of 'a one trick pony' (which he didn't mean), 'a show pony' (ditto), 'a one-stop shop' (maybe), and 'the only show in town' (which he added): but 'one show pony' is a non-existent phrase. It's a kind of genius, you know.

A blind caller wanted to talk about how touch-screen phones make life harder for him, whereas he used to be able to feel his way around the keys and have important numbers on speed dial. Good point, which George ignored in favour of a series of asinine questions including, but not limited to:

'Do you still go to the eye doctor?'
'Have you considered putting stem cells in your eyes?'
'If you could see, what would you want to look at?'
And perhaps my favourite:
'And now [NOW?!], here's a dumb question. When you wake up in the morning, how do you know you're awake?'

George, given that you're brain dead, how do you know when you're awake?

-GNS

Amazishing. "Here's a dumb question" is pretty decent description of the show under Norry's aegis, though I admit it makes for some unintended comedy.

[21st Century Man]

Having George Noory asking HIS questions on the radio airwaves for over ten years says alot about the state of this country. It`s going to hell on a hotplate. GNSC

There's a sort of correlation that I wish to make.  For some reason Noory is doing really well with the listeners.  He uses simple words like Amazing and Incredible.  Who else at the top of your head uses such simple language? Donald Trump, that's who.  He also regularly uses Amazing and Incredible and some other words.  My guess is that Noory's listeners are primarily Trump supporters.  Yes, it is a pretty sad state of affairs.

[21st Century Man]

TRUMP/NOORY 2016

They Get It!!!!

[ItsOver]

Having George Noory asking HIS questions on the radio airwaves for over ten years says alot about the state of this country. It`s going to hell on a hotplate. GNSC

"That's thuh trooth!"

[ItsOver]

There's a sort of correlation that I wish to make.  For some reason Noory is doing really well with the listeners.  He uses simple words like Amazing and Incredible.  Who else at the top of your head uses such simple language? Donald Trump, that's who.  He also regularly uses Amazing and Incredible and some other words.  My guess is that Noory's listeners are primarily Trump supporters.  Yes, it is a pretty sad state of affairs.

One of my pet peeves is the severely limited vocabulary of the phone-permanently-planted-in-the-ear, Facebook-fascinated drones.  I'm impressed when they use an adjective other than "awesome!"

[ItsOver]

TRUMP/NOORY 2016

They Get It!!!!

"Let's get it over with!"

[21st Century Man]

One of my pet peeves is the severely limited vocabulary of the phone-permanently-planted-in-the-ear, Facebook-fascinated drones.  I'm impressed when they use an adjective other than "awesome!"

LOL.  I know what you mean. My only social interactions on the internet are on this forum.  I have no desire to put myself out there on Facebook or Twitter.  Life is too short and I've got better things to do.

[albrecht]

LOL.  I know what you mean. My only social interactions on the internet are on this forum.  I have no desire to put myself out there on Facebook or Twitter.  Life is too short and I've got better things to do.

You mean you haven't obeyed Norry's constant chiding to follow him on twitter and 'like' him on Facebook? 

[21st Century Man]

You mean you haven't obeyed Norry's constant chiding to follow him on twitter and 'like' him on Facebook? 

Absholutely not!!  Twitter is an appropriate place for our Jorch. He is such a twit.

[albrecht]

After an hour of Norry explaining how smartphones and technology are so amazing he started his name-dropping mentioning that Barry McGuire emailed him and that his song "Eve of Destruction" was "recarded" 51 one years ago.

The mid-week open lines brought out some characters, including some poor Vet with COPD who is being smoked-out by his neighbor because he is Jewish and the city of Tacoma will do nothing about it. His daughter left and his wife divorced him over the incessant smoke coming into his house. He also insinuated we gave a special flu to enemies in Vietnam in addition to using weather modification on them but, of course, Norry ignored what could've been interesting stories or theories.

A lady, Barbara, called in with her concerns about the post office and Norry opined that "everything is email" and explained that people are using "brown trucks" for packages and that the post office used to be a "one show pony" as NMN mentioned, and the bizarre exchange between Norry and blind persons. Norry mentioned that he might send him a CCrane radio for Christmas. I'm sure that will happen.

[ItsOver]

A few turds from last night's septic tank.

'The Post Office used to be a one show pony'
I guess that's a weird mash-up of 'a one trick pony' (which he didn't mean), 'a show pony' (ditto), 'a one-stop shop' (maybe), and 'the only show in town' (which he added): but 'one show pony' is a non-existent phrase. It's a kind of genius, you know...

'Do you still go to the eye doctor?'
'Have you considered putting stem cells in your eyes?'
'If you could see, what would you want to look at?'
And perhaps my favourite:
'And now [NOW?!], here's a dumb question. When you wake up in the morning, how do you know you're awake?'

George, given that you're brain dead, how do you know when you're awake?

-GNS