George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Ted Baxter]

 Noorys NEW Book.......PRE - ORDERS being taken

[Grandma]

Noorys NEW Book.......PRE - ORDERS being taken

That's the same thing I'm here for, Ted. I wonder who wrote it for him, as there's no coauthor given, an obvious error. The dude has such a limited vocabulary that I can't believe he's capable of writing a book unaided. 

[136 or 142]

   That's the same thing I'm here for, Ted. I wonder who wrote it for him, as there's no coauthor given, an obvious error. The dude has such a limited vocabulary that I can't believe he's capable of writing a book unaided.

The book is his fan fiction response to the movie "Talk Radio" (came out in the late 1980?) So, I wouldn't be surprised if a great deal of the book is dialogue lifted straight out of the film.

[Izintit?]

 Dare I say it looks like a decent week of shows if Mr. Just for Men (jet black-60) can keep his pea brain in gear. GNSC

[Ted Baxter]

   That's the same thing I'm here for, Ted. I wonder who wrote it for him, as there's no coauthor given, an obvious error. The dude has such a limited vocabulary that I can't believe he's capable of writing a book unaided.

U are correct Grandma. His limited vocabulary is painful to listen too... let alone read
Those 3 words have too be in this new book
Strange
Weird
sure thing

[136 or 142]

U are correct Grandma. His limited vocabulary is painful to listen too... let alone read
Those 3 words have too be in this new book
Strange
Weird
sure thing

"I think so too"
"Unbelievable"

[Ciardelo]

U are correct Grandma. His limited vocabulary is painful to listen too... let alone read
Those 3 words have too be in this new book
Strange
Weird
sure thing

Interesting, this pose of yours. Have you trapped anybody into a lawsuit on your closed FaceBook group? How's the lawyering coming along?

[WOTR]

I just walked past my kitchen where Coast is on and heard Dave flattering himself, again.  "Some people in Hollywood think that I"m a CIA operative.

Yeah Jorch, you are a hot topic at "A" list parties in Hollywood.  I understand that they had to beg the actors at the Oscars not to bring up your name and openly speculate on your status as a CIA operative.

This from the guy who thought he was almost kidnapped in Mexico, burned himself to the point of needing medical attention on a pizza roll and then needed Tommee to drive him to the hospital because "he knows where those things are in LA."  Even after watching "get Smart" and the "pink panther" I would not say that Dave would be capable of bungling his way through as a CIA operative.

Jackass.

[Izintit?]

I just walked past my kitchen where Coast is on and heard Dave flattering himself, again.  "Some people in Hollywood think that I"m a CIA operative.

Yeah Jorch, you are a hot topic at "A" list parties in Hollywood.  I understand that they had to beg the actors at the Oscars not to bring up your name and openly speculate on your status as a CIA operative.

This from the guy who thought he was almost kidnapped in Mexico, burned himself to the point of needing medical attention on a pizza roll and then needed Tommee to drive him to the hospital because "he knows where those things are in LA."  Even after watching "get Smart" and the "pink panther" I would not say that Dave would be capable of bungling his way through as a CIA operative.

Jackass.

That`s just Noory feeling secure in his job again. Now that there isn`t an imminent threat of an Art Bell return George can drop his humble,nice-guy facade and be himself- an arrogant prick. This has happened the other times Art "retired" after about 4-6 months. And since Art (Hothouse Flower) Bell seems to have wilted for good from the radio scene you had all best get used to Blowhard Noory . Yeah Art, George get`s it.  There`s a conspiracy for all you conspiracy freaks to look into. GNSC

[21st Century Man]

"I think so too"
"Unbelievable"

"Amazing!"
"Incredible!"
"That's Riveting"
And the ever present "Hmmph"

[zeebo]

Caught part of the news the other nite, heard George's enthusiastic report about the kid falling out of a moving car. 

[Gumby, Dammit]

Caught part of the news the other nite, heard George's enthusiastic report about the kid falling out of a moving car.

Flipped the radio on about the same time...yes, a "toddler" falling out of a car (pickup truck?) on the freeway. "Toddler" is his favorite word for a child of any age. I remember him referring to a ten year old that way once.
The slimy shoe-polish headed fuck. Of coursh it was one of his "get ready for this, folks" embellishments. Click off went the radio. Holy crap. One of these days he's gonna get caught.
Then I started thinking how I wish someone would go to the trouble of assembling all of his injured, maimed and/or killed-to-death shtories re: "toddlers" into a string of oh, say, 100 or so (wouldn't be that hard) and post it on the YouTubes. It would open a lot of eyes. And probably give gnoory and tommy something to wank to.

[Dateline]

Norry sucks!  Believable!

[albrecht]

I was thinking of Norry and Vets and medical experts. ..whilst watching Frontline about supplments.

[zeebo]

Portal alert ... tonite's guest will "discuss how NASA confirmed the existence of hidden portals in Earth's magnetic field".

George may wonder if:

* the magnetic waves are making people crazy
* the portal is where shadow people come from
* suppression of the evidence indicates we may never get the answers

[Inglorious Bitch]

Portal alert ... tonite's guest will "discuss how NASA confirmed the existence of hidden portals in Earth's magnetic field".

George may wonder if:

* the magnetic waves are making people crazy
* the portal is where shadow people come from
* suppression of the evidence indicates we may never get the answers

*if angels come from portals
*if there is a portal in Tommy's ass

[ItsOver]

Portal alert ... tonite's guest will "discuss how NASA confirmed the existence of hidden portals in Earth's magnetic field".

George may wonder if:

* the magnetic waves are making people crazy
* the portal is where shadow people come from
* suppression of the evidence indicates we may never get the answers

"Could portals be due to... angels?"

[ItsOver]

"Do portals cause mean babies?  Can turtles be thrown through portals?  Can portals be used to stomp hamsters?

[Gumby, Dammit]

*if angels come from portals
*if there is a portal in Tommy's ass

A = B
B > A


"*if there is a portal in Tommy's ass"

Ass many times ass gnoory has been in and outa there, he no doubt knows for certain, yet just won't admit it because this is a family show.

[Gumby, Dammit]

P.S.

He's been missing a GREAT money making opportunity all these years. Bigger than that crappy fake dating site and his sucky vitamin partners and phony books. The Portal Potty

Of coursh. 

One could crap for days. YEARS and not fill the thing up, or even know where all the shit went (until one day one received a letter from another universe saying, "Hey. Cut it out. Thanks").

[Inglorious Bitch]

A = B
B > A


"*if there is a portal in Tommy's ass"

Ass many times ass gnoory has been in and outa there, he no doubt knows for certain, yet just won't admit it because this is a family show.

All Noory knows is that any time he gets near Tommy's ass, he disappears for hours.

[Gumby, Dammit]

All Noory knows is that any time he gets near Tommy's ass, he disappears for hours.

Right? That's why Tommy is in a goddamn booth. Noron gets even close to that black hole, there's this "giant sucking sound."

Only way Tommy can get him outa there is to dangle a burnt toddler sandwich out the back door... 

[WOTR]

The slimy shoe-polish headed fuck. Of coursh it was one of his "get ready for this, folks" embellishments.

That phrase amused me.  In a world where everything is searchable, Google comes back with; No results found for "The slimy shoe-polish headed fuck".It is nice to see an accurate description of Jorch that has not been over-used.

[Uncle Duke]

That phrase amused me.  In a world where everything is searchable, Google comes back with; No results found for "The slimy shoe-polish headed fuck".It is nice to see an accurate description of Jorch that has not been over-used.

Agreed, I got a hearty chuckle out of the turn of that phrase as well.  Well played Gumby.

[Corona Kitty]

"Do portals cause mean babies?  Can turtles be thrown through portals?  Can portals be used to stomp hamsters?

The world must know

[JesusJuice]

"Don't ever think that the black population is ignorant."

The guest just now.

[Corona Kitty]

Noory cutting loose at bars confirmed.

[Just Me]

Here's a HAHAHA moment.

Last night the snot nosed clown show shoe shine boy had Craig Hulet on talking his same old the country's going to hell. Than later Craig Hulet butters up the snoron clown show with how the snot nosed clown plays the best bumper music. Snot nose clown gets all watery eye'd and says of course. Than Craig says some shit like, that record by beyonce, where da money BITCH. Snot nose shoe shine boy goes, well , we can't say that here......

[21st Century Man]

I see one of the subjects for next week is coincidences.  I think that is a repeat.  I know the questions will be.  Everybody should take a shot whenever that word or a variation of it said. 

Oh and you have to drink 6 shots in a row when George says there are no such things as coincidences.

Word of warning, you'll probably die of alcohol poisoning.

[21st Century Man]

This was posted on the Coast website.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzShGxmg1xE

I think it is one of George's used condoms.  Tommy blew it up and waaa-lah.  A "ghost" or alien.  What say you?