George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[136 or 142]

Yep.  He kept asking the nonsense question, 'Who made the first bug?'

Well, that one is easy: Volkswagon!

[ItsOver]

Yep.  He kept asking the nonsense question, 'Who made the first bug?'

There are times in life when you have to accept the 'best fit' answer - play the probabilities.  We don't know for sure what happened, but we try to follow what evidence is available.  Attributing all unknowns to some mysterious 'man in the sky' is not helpful.

What came first?  The Noory or the egg?

[ziznak]

What came first?  The Noory or the egg?

the Noory came first... then Tommy

[Inglorious Bitch]

the Noory came first... then Tommy

Need brain bleach now. 

[albrecht]

Some of the 3x5 card questions from last night:
"well, uh, do the good microbes attack the bad microbes, uh-- to the death??"
"how do they move around, can they l-l-like travel distances- what is far for them?"
"It sure is with our guest this hour"<-- Norryism, he always says this at inappropriate times "it sure is" "of course" etc.

[HedgehogNorman]

http://wisemindhealthybody.com/green-med-info/science-confirms-turmeric-effective-14-drugs/

A friend of mine just posted that on Facebook  :/

[CornyCrow]

Some of the 3x5 card questions from last night:
"well, uh, do the good microbes attack the bad microbes, uh-- to the death??"
"how do they move around, can they l-l-like travel distances- what is far for them?"
"It sure is with our guest this hour"<-- Norryism, he always says this at inappropriate times "it sure is" "of course" etc.

Yup, but I did enjoy the guests.  I never thought you could eat something that you dropped on the floor, so I learned something new.   

[Ciardelo]

Tonight's guest wrote a book called "redacted"

[The_Greaseman]

Tonight's guest wrote a book called "redacted"

Are all of the pages blacked out in it?

If so I'd say its a ripoff!

[Morgus]

Noory's second half guest tonight (Varla Ventura) has been on several times before.
I bet Noory will ask her just as he has all the other past times before if she is related to "Jesse" Ventura...

[Beelzebubbelah]

The C2C guest with Connie Willis was snoring on the air when they came back from the break. Hilarious.

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'Allo!
with you am i yet...
takeing umbrage at this cheap shot,if it refers to Mr.Gimlin.
Mr.Gimlin had to go out and ride through the eastern cascades foot-hills on an mini-otv with others due to an previous obligation.
Then,nap and get up again at nine-thirty pee-emm local time.
Yust so as to discuss his personal history with Yakama related 'Bob'Keneval and Rodger Patterson in serious deep memory detail.
He's pretty worn and busted,yet still a trooper.
For XXsakes,give him a break.
He's how fr*g**en OLD NOW??
Yust wait until you have to do this with the ever-effervescent Connie Willis.
"B_B"
PS:No Logo:
[7VF]
PPS:Why isn't this in the 'Connie'thread?

[Ciardelo]

Noory's second half guest tonight (Varla Ventura) has been on several times before.
I bet Noory will ask her just as he has all the other past times before if she is related to "Jesse" Ventura...

lol I'm probably going to be listening to Hoaxland by then. These guests are OK but as an Okie, I'm not hearing anything I haven't heard years ago about the Murrow building bombing.

[Ciardelo]

Are all of the pages blacked out in it?

If so I'd say its a ripoff!

Ha! Jorch said it wasn't published yet. 

[MV/Liberace!]

check out the old GNS.com banners:

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,9714.msg784635.html#msg784635

some of you will remember them.  seems so long ago.

[Juan Cena]

"What's a banshee?"

"Why do people like being scared?"

Whine about Heather, but her questions are still at least twice as intelligent as Daves.

[Juan Cena]

Frack! Dave doesn't know where Stephen King lives?

Dave's knowledge of the paranormal goes from A to B.

[albrecht]

Frack! Dave doesn't know where Stephen King lives?

Dave's knowledge of the paranormal goes from A to B.

All I know is that the Maine resident killed John Lennon and so I'm not a fan!

[136 or 142]

All I know is that the Maine resident killed John Lennon and so I'm not a fan!

You have to admit that they guy who calls up the show as often as possible to make that claim would be a better host of Coast to Coast than George Noory.

[Morgus]

"What's a banshee?"

Noory asked that question yet in the past has claimed one of his favorite movies as a kid was Disney's "Darby O'Gill & the Little People" that prominently featured a "banshee" creature...

[albrecht]

Noory asked that question yet in the past has claimed one of his favorite movies as a kid was Disney's "Darby O'Gill & the Little People" that prominently featured a "banshee" creature...

It doesn't surprise me that Norry has a problem following the plot of "Darby O'Gill & the Little People."

[cosmic hobo]

Frack! Dave doesn't know where Stephen King lives?

Dave's knowledge of the paranormal goes from A to B.

Dave is one dumb SOB.

[NoMoreNoory]

Noory's second half guest tonight (Varla Ventura) has been on several times before.
I bet Noory will ask her just as he has all the other past times before if she is related to "Jesse" Ventura...

Ha! I was anticipating that. From the bits I heard, he didn't ask the question. I did pick up these tit-bits, though.
First, George adds another new word to the language:
'You've collected a lot of strange stories, and facts, and facnoids [sic] about all this, haven't you?'
And:
'I spoke to an emergency health professional here in St Louis, who told me they get more calls at the full moon than at any other time. And it happens every month!'
No shit, Sherlock.

[21st Century Man]

Tommy was just asking Jorch about Harriet Tubman replacing Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.  He said who cares. Jackson has been on the bill for a  hundred and twenty years.  Really,you asshole?

Tommy then asked Jorch if he knew what number president Jackson was.  Jorch said he was the third President or maybe the 6th.  He had no fucking clue.  It really doesn't take a fucking genius to name the first 3 Presidents.  Washington, Adams and Jefferson.  You got that, Jorch?  It might be harder to name the next three in order.  Madison, Monroe, Quincy Adams.  I used to get Madison and Monroe mixed up.  That would make Jackson the 7th President, you dope.

The sad fact is he really doesn't care about American history.  His ignorance is astounding.  What, did he make a D in grade school?  Fuck you, Jorch.

George Noory Sucks!!!!

[UnscreenedCaller]

Some of the 3x5 card questions from last night:
"well, uh, do the good microbes attack the bad microbes, uh-- to the death??"
"how do they move around, can they l-l-like travel distances- what is far for them?"
"It sure is with our guest this hour"<-- Norryism, he always says this at inappropriate times "it sure is" "of course" etc.

More importantly, are there mean microbes?

[Yorkshire pud]

Tommy was just asking Jorch about Harriet Tubman replacing Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.  He said who cares. Jackson has been on the bill for a  hundred and twenty years.  Really,you asshole?

Tommy then asked Jorch if he knew what number president Jackson was.  Jorch said he was the third President or maybe the 6th.  He had no fucking clue.  It really doesn't take a fucking genius to name the first 3 Presidents.  Washington, Adams and Jefferson.  You got that, Jorch?  It might be harder to name the next three in order.  Madison, Monroe, Quincy Adams.  I used to get Madison and Monroe mixed up.  That would make Jackson the 7th President, you dope.

The sad fact is he really doesn't care about American history.  His ignorance is astounding.  What, did he make a D in grade school?  Fuck you, Jorch.

George Noory Sucks!!!!

Yeah. But not so much you stop listening....

[Izintit?]

Tommy was just asking Jorch about Harriet Tubman replacing Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.  He said who cares. Jackson has been on the bill for a  hundred and twenty years.  Really,you asshole?

Tommy then asked Jorch if he knew what number president Jackson was.  Jorch said he was the third President or maybe the 6th.  He had no fucking clue.  It really doesn't take a fucking genius to name the first 3 Presidents.  Washington, Adams and Jefferson.  You got that, Jorch?  It might be harder to name the next three in order.  Madison, Monroe, Quincy Adams.  I used to get Madison and Monroe mixed up.  That would make Jackson the 7th President, you dope.

The sad fact is he really doesn't care about American history.  His ignorance is astounding.  What, did he make a D in grade school?  Fuck you, Jorch.

George Noory Sucks!!!!

No Entenmann`s for Tommy Turncoat for catching the Noorster off guard before he could Google Andrew Jackson. I`d say "History" isn`t Incurious George`s best subject but that would be too exclusionary. GNS

[Izintit?]

Yup, but I did enjoy the guests.  I never thought you could eat something that you dropped on the floor, so I learned something new.

Sure you can. It`s called the Danheiser Rule : ALL food is edible as long as it hasn`t been on the ground for more than 58.5 minutes.

[21st Century Man]

Yeah. But not so much you stop listening....

It was the first time that I had turned on the show in 2 weeks.  What other alternative was there?  I had turned off the Hoaxters show with Steve Bassett where he was babbling about UFO disclosure.  Been there, done that so I listened to the last hour of Noory's show.

[albrecht]

Norry loves tools, when he "stumbles in" to a Home Depot he always buys something but doesn't even take it out of his package- but he has it.

"Gook remover," Norry, would that be a M18A1? Sorry, we also got to hear Norry lay into Tommy against last night- criticizing him for clearing his throat.

[Yorkshire pud]

It was the first time that I had turned on the show in 2 weeks.  What other alternative was there?

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Ermmmmmm , a 21st century woman? Just a guess..