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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

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Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

CornyCrow

Quote from: Faustina on December 13, 2015, 12:32:49 AM
Yeah, his personality is a bit over the top.  If he dialed it down a couple of notches, he'd be better.  (Still, he's reams better than Connie).
Maybe he's not hitting the perfect note, but he does have something to work with, unlike Dave.  I've never heard Connie, so I guess I'm lucky.



Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: Just Me on December 13, 2015, 12:38:49 PM
Jimmy jerk needs to have his leash shortened.

I watched a show he did with kerry cassidy in his studio. It was fucking creepy. Jimmy sounded like the devil with kerry sitting in the darkened room as Jimmy made weird noises and rocked back and forth in his chair with greasy hair and that evil look.

Forget the devil host and get a guy like Daniel Liszt with that M. I. B. look and unblinking penetrating eyes.

PremRat is all about dark, greasy hosts who worship Satan.


Dateline

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on December 13, 2015, 10:38:41 PM
Yes, George is gay. Queen George. Dates younger men. Waaay younger.

That must be why he was sooooo mean to that women.


HumanBeing

Quote from: rekcuf on December 13, 2015, 10:58:44 PM
Interesting...


Prett sure both guys had a lifetime supply of 'Just for Men' products, not that that's necessarily a bad thing.
But, at times, you'd swear George must have applied the product blindfolded  ;D


Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: HumanBeing on December 13, 2015, 11:04:31 PM

Prett sure both guys had a lifetime supply of 'Just for Men' products, not that that's necessarily a bad thing.
But, at times, you'd swear George must have applied the product blindfolded  ;D


George thought it said Just For Dicks. So he bought a lifetime supply.
Even uses it on his shoes.
Amazhing!

Quote from: HumanBeing on December 13, 2015, 11:04:31 PM

Prett sure both guys had a lifetime supply of 'Just for Men' products, not that that's necessarily a bad thing.
But, at times, you'd swear George must have applied the product blindfolded  ;D



Remember P90X, George?


pate

Quote from: HumanBeing on December 13, 2015, 11:04:31 PM

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Prett sure both guys had a lifetime supply of 'Just for Men' products, not that that's necessarily a bad

...

Not to be language Nazi or nuthin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXvymHb8EG4

Jorch, yew cad!



Dateline

Norry, don't unwrap that gift (in Norry ratings world that might be considered as such) yet, Art may not be off of the air forever.

akwilly

Quote from: Dateline on December 14, 2015, 06:08:39 PM
Norry, don't unwrap that gift (in Norry ratings world that might be considered as such) yet, Art may not be off of the air forever.
I hope you are right. I gotta admit I enjoyed last nights show. I don't remember who the host was but I liked the guest.

Ciardelo

Quote from: akwilly on December 14, 2015, 06:26:04 PM
I hope you are right. I gotta admit I enjoyed last nights show. I don't remember who the host was but I liked the guest.
That was the good Dave.

Last name Schrader. We had him for two nights back-to-back over the weekend.

The Snorchlax

Another Nooryism: "CHI PUT LAY mexican grill's reputation suffered a major blow when the company"

zeebo

Quote from: The Snorchlax on December 14, 2015, 09:32:01 PM
Another Nooryism: ...

lol .. the snorchlax droppin a new nooryism ... you gotta love this thread


The Snorchlax

Wow this woman is unprepared for an astrologist


Dateline

Well, it appears I am back to spending quality listening time with Norry. .  .what grade of quality is subject to interpretation. 

Dateline

Quote from: zeebo on December 14, 2015, 10:01:57 PM
lol .. the snorchlax droppin a new nooryism ... you gotta love this thread

After a whirlwind emotional weekend on the thread, this guy looks a little weary, or is that utter contentment listening to da man Norry?

ItsOver

Quote from: The Snorchlax on December 14, 2015, 09:32:01 PM
Another Nooryism: "CHI PUT LAY mexican grill's reputation suffered a major blow when the company"
It has to be hilarious hearing Jorch order from a menu.  I'd bust a gut listening to El Snooro in a French restaurant.

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on December 15, 2015, 11:46:37 AM
It has to be hilarious hearing Jorch order from a menu.  I'd bust a gut listening to El Snooro in a French restaurant.
I wonder what repercussions, if any, on Schrader for his "Ancient Aliens Debunked" show. Guest and Schrader pretty much took out many of the C2C stand-by and frequent guests.
-GNS

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on December 15, 2015, 11:49:30 AM
I wonder what repercussions, if any, on Schrader for his "Ancient Aliens Debunked" show. Guest and Schrader pretty much took out many of the C2C stand-by and frequent guests.
-GNS
Watch Good Dave disappear and weasel Church move in.

The Snorchlax

Quote from: albrecht on December 15, 2015, 11:49:30 AM
I wonder what repercussions, if any, on Schrader for his "Ancient Aliens Debunked" show. Guest and Schrader pretty much took out many of the C2C stand-by and frequent guests.
-GNS

yes it was quite a bloodbath, even Schrader at one point sounded a little worried, "Wow you pretty much destroyed all our beliefs and all our other guests hard work" lol

Sehnzeleid

Dave had a bit of trouble at his Art Bell Cancellation party...


The Snorchlax

last night he made a big deal out of saying that some of his listeners haven't been to college but they are street smart and know what's really going on

Quote from: albrecht on December 15, 2015, 11:49:30 AM
I wonder what repercussions, if any, on Schrader for his "Ancient Aliens Debunked" show. Guest and Schrader pretty much took out many of the C2C stand-by and frequent guests.
-GNS

George doesn't give a shit.  I doubt anyone even tells him about the weekend shows. 

If anyone were to mention it, he'd toss off some Norryism - 'who knows, sumpthin's go-win on' - and it's on to the next cue card.

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