George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Izintit?]

Dave says his daughter has been flooded out of her town house in Missouri and is 'staying with us'. Us? Who is us?

George means the three toupees he keeps on his bedroom dresser- Huey , Dewey, and Louie.

[albrecht]

The ranting Bible prophecy guy the other night let go with a loud "it is bull shit!." And Norry said he couldn't say that on the air and mumbled to Tommy "if he got it." But, as usual, the person, I presume Tommy, working the dump button and delay missed it and "bull shit" got out on the air and quite clearly.
-GNS

[Donald Noory]

Has Yorge made any on-air comments about Art's latest derailment yet? Just wondering.

[Dateline]

It was a squished squirrel (get it right, heh).  He had been at his other residence and when he came back a swarm of flies met him at the door.

Are we not so sure those were the delicacy, toasted PremRats, or roasted PremRats.  Happy New Years all you dirty rats!

[expat]

Dear George: "charlie-charlie" is a well-known trick. Kthxbye

[Morgus]

Noory just started his annual New Year's Eve listener predictions for 2016.
He had a guest for the first hour so he is cutting the predictions down to under 3 hours now.

A fake JC just called in, doesn't sound like the real one.
Noory tried to get this JC interested in joining ParanormalDate.com 

A caller gave the usual annual prediction that Noory would get married to Linda Howe next year too.

[Bellathor]

My New Year's Eve prediction... Snoorge will once more shave off his stache.

[AvDaBr]

Mr. Brinkley is JC.  At least the JC who just called in.

[Morgus]

Noory is changing the rules again, now he has regular guests like Dannion Brinkley as callers giving their own predictions too.
With callers like Cornelius and the fake JC so far, it appears Noory has setup callers in advance, not taking or getting many random regular callers tonight...

[pate]

Deliyt4syhan!

[Zetaspeak]

Was it just me or Noory extra annoying last night. I hate the partisan political calls. All of last year over-the-top gummermnt going take our rights away or do martial law, all turn out to be incorrect, might be a clue to the exaggeration this sort of stuff. Dumbass Noory replies to it with "That didn't happen.... but, can in the future" hey sh*t-head it a YEARLY prediction show, it either a right or wrong prediction for the year as literally every wrong prediction can "possibly" happen in the future.

Of course that doesn't discourage this year doing the exact same over-the-top "gommerment take my rights away" prediction.

I haven't been on for a week, but going back to his Christmas Eve show there was a segment that caught my ear.  Why does Noory make it sound like "It's a Wonderful Life" film is some sort of hidden gem? lol. He talked about how his mom got him into the movie and it's traditional viewing for him (which is normal) but then he says that currently he tells people they should watch it and it's a great movie. Ummm who are these people who never heard of this movie, it's just on network TV every year and known as one (might be on top of the list) of famous Christmas movie of all time.

Then he played clips including the  "angels get their wings" part at the end. Then Noory adds "I won't spoil it" . Because you know it's only been 70 years since the movie debut and tons of parodies about it. BTW didn't he kind of ruin by playing the end part which included James Stewart distinct voice?

[pyewacket]

I was falling asleep but did I hear George say that he was going to book the blind caller, who took up almost an entire segment, as a special guest on a future show? Nothing against the blind man, but it seemed kind of odd.

[Jackstar]

I was falling asleep but did I hear George say that he was going to book the blind caller, who took up almost an entire segment, as a special guest on a future show? Nothing against the blind man, but it seemed kind of odd.

NOT REALLY.

lol

[Morgus]

I was falling asleep but did I hear George say that he was going to book the blind caller, who took up almost an entire segment, as a special guest on a future show? Nothing against the blind man, but it seemed kind of odd.

yep you heard correctly.
Noory was amazed the blind caller could type without seeing because Noory still only types with 2 fingers, he never bothered to take a touch typing class in school!

[pyewacket]

yep you heard correctly.
Noory was amazed the blind caller could type without seeing because Noory still only types with 2 fingers, he never bothered to take a touch typing class in school!

Thanks Morgus. I thought it was the wine.  I wonder if George is going to start a series of Public Service shows- dieting tips, bullying, adult education- could be another *new* direction.

Happy New Year! 

[MyEye]

Dave says his daughter has been flooded out of her town house in Missouri and is 'staying with us'. Us? Who is us?

Tuned in for a bit the other night and heard this comment too.  Seems the only personal relationship Noor has is with Tomm.  Are they roomies?

The last time I tuned in was around Veterans Day.  For someone who claims to have served nine years in the US Navy as an officer and doesn't know the difference between a Marine and a soldier, leaves me suspect if that person really served.

[Route 66]

I still can't decide if Noory reminds me more of Ron Burgundy or Mr. Magoo...

[testing101]

I still can't decide if Noory reminds me more of Ron Burgundy or Mr. Magoo...

He thinks Ron Burgundy but is seen as Magoo

[NoMoreNoory]

My 2016 prediction is that Dave will die of a massive heart attack during a Carnivora commercial. Tommee to the mic.....'We've lost him, folks. He's gone.'
Dave will be replaced by Art. Who will quit after two months.

[pyewacket]

In 2016 I see Dave taking 'the cloth' and forming a new religion. His title will be the "Divine Cleric of the Portal" and the services will be available to all 'insiders' and can be viewed on his TV show which will now be his main ministry. Remember folks, it's only 15 cents a day to save your souls. He'll still do C2C and he will have his followers call in their confessions and receive their penance as mandated by the Book of Carnivora, Chapter 3:Verses1-50. Bus tours are currently being booked for the pilgrimage to St. Louis. Viewing of the Shroud of Turmeric will cost an additional $4.95.   

[NoMoreNoory]

Bravo, PW! Love The Shroud Of Turmeric.

Meanwhile Noory is engaging in another schmooze fest for his 13th anniversary. How is it even possible? And here comes the parade of psychic hucksters with their 'visions' for the year.

[Donald Noory]

I predict in 2016 that Jorch will have a top-ten hit single with his version of that old chestnut Bewigged, Bothered, and Bewildered.

[Ted Baxter]

Not another year of c2c with George Snorey.....
George is the WORST interviewer on Coast
Anybody interested in being a Co - ADMI in a NEW FB GROUP  PAGE
Description something along the lines off
Tactics 2 apply 2 Get Noory off C2C
Contact me at fjoe1963@yahoo.com

[Donald Noory]

I also predict that in 2016 Annie from Alabama will move in with Jorch and his family, and someone will walk in on them, as Annie rides reverse cowgirl on top of Jorch.

[Noorynoid]

Just remember back when Art himself announced George to the listening audience and said for all to hear, "George gets it"

[Donald Noory]

Just remember back when Art himself announced George to the listening audience and said for all to hear, "George gets it"

When he said "George gets it" maybe he was referring to Tommy's strap-on.

[Noorynoid]

I recall Art posting several photos of himself discharging a pistol in the nearby desert. Not exactly sure of the time stamp but I think it was in silent protest of what he had done bringing George aboard. And the famous awards dinner photo of George, Art and what's his name from Minnesota... Art did not have on his happy face I recall....

[Dateline]

There is nothing wrong with mentioning your staff and thanking them.  There is something wrong when someone thanks a staff that consists of people that have harmed fans and listeners, or so I have been told.     That is both cold and dastardly.

[ziznak]

I had not seen this one before...made me smile...

your welcome sir... for my suuuuuuurrrrvice

[Mizak]

Just remember back when Art himself announced George to the listening audience and said for all to hear, "George gets it"

I'm on my first cup of coffee. Just woke up.I'm hitting my p.c. screen to get this bug off .I hate you!!! LOLLOL...Nice avatar.