George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

I only have a Macbook and I gotta figure out how to update the quicktime player to stream

Hmm.  I'm not familiar with that. You should be able to get the tunein app at the very least.  He's on there.

[albrecht]

Hmm.  I'm not familiar with that. You should be able to get the tunein app at the very least.  He's on there.

Or use a phone, even landline to that number if you don't have SW (or compatible computer. I know nothing about apple products.)

[Mind Flayer Monk]

This is going to be the Maytag Repairman thread now that Art is back.
At least GN doesn't have to face us documenting all his blunders.

[Jocko Johnson]

Hey jorch...you are toast!:You suck bro. Art gave you a golden goose. You grabbed a few eggs and killed it and ate it, well two ton ate most of it right!?
So now remember these words from a song your buddy Elvis did... (his estate should sue you the way you are ruining his rep belching out his music, who the fuck are you kidding you lounge lizard)...so dave, and now the time has come to face the final curtain, and so I suck so bad I am done and don't even know it, and I  tell you now even I know I suck so bad...I drove it in to the ground and fuck it all up!!!!!
dave you suck and you are over!
GNS/DNS!!!!!!!!!

[21st Century Man]

Or use a phone, even landline to that number if you don't have SW (or compatible computer. I know nothing about apple products.)

I don't think he has a smart phone. I'm like you regarding apple except for my ipod.

[paladin1991]

I dare you to welcome ART back.  Go ahead, Dave, do it.

[TigerLily]

I had a horrible nightmare last .night that I turned on the radio as usual and instead of Art Bell, there was this awful idiot named, I think, Dave Norrie?  And in this nightmare this guy was on for two years!  Shaking in my pj's when I woke up.  But tonite when I turned on my radio, there was Art live.  Whew what a relief!  Thank goodness that nightmare is over!

[akwilly]

I don't think he has a smart phone. I'm like you regarding apple except for my ipod.

Am goinga haul ass to walmart and see what kinda phones they have. I really don't wanna sign a contract so if no good smartphones I will grab a ipad or whatever. sadly the radio will be on for the short drive to the store and the only station is playing c2c

[ZHero]

I had a horrible nightmare last .night that I turned on the radio as usual and instead of Art Bell, there was this awful idiot named, I think, Dave Norrie?  And in this nightmare this guy was on for two years!  Shaking in my pj's when I woke up.  But tonite when I turned on my radio, there was Art live.  Whew what a relief!  Thank goodness that nightmare is over!

Amen. The end is near for Dave.
GNS!

[albrecht]

Am goinga haul ass to walmart and see what kinda phones they have. I really don't wanna sign a contract so if no good smartphones I will grab a ipad or whatever. sadly the radio will be on for the short drive to the store and the only station is playing c2c

Consider getting a SW radio, signal coming in pretty good (and also useful) and no paying for data/calls or contract. Or I guess you could even go with a pre-paid phone and use the call in listening only line or 4G/LTE (if you don't wanna get on a contract.) Good luck!

[DanTSX]

Guys call Dave and let him and his audience know that art is back on

[SnapT]

Mr. Noory, a serious suggestion: now that Art has taken back "The Chase" as his opening theme, don't be a lame-o and keep using it like a stupid dummy. 

Turn lemons into lemonade and change your opening theme to something more in tune with you and your upbeat personality... John Williams' gee-whiz awesome LOST IN SPACE theme song!

http://youtu.be/Tp1bEpmmGMs

Consider it, won't you?

[EarthAlien007]

Someone call and ask Paulides if he knows where the missing C2C listeners are.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Someone call and ask Paulides if he knows where the missing C2C listeners are.

Good one !!

[Grandma]

Someone call and ask Paulides if he knows where the missing C2C listeners are.

Yes, I am laughing out loud.

[karios8]

Yes, I am laughing out loud.

Me too. This would be top right corner material if it werent for the time traveler link.

[Zenman]

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[Jorch Einstein]

WTF, I'm listening to Hoaxland's show after Art, and there's like 10 minutes of dead air. Richard is saying "Hello, Keith?" now. Crikes. First 12 minutes of show is Hoaxland fumbling with the equipment. This is hilarious. He's starting to get annoyed.

[Zenman]

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[PB the Deplorable]

Mr. Noory, a serious suggestion: now that Art has taken back "The Chase" as his opening theme, don't be a lame-o and keep using it like a stupid dummy. 

Turn lemons into lemonade and change your opening theme to something more in tune with you and your upbeat personality...

That UFO Phil standard would be the perfect intro music for Coast.  I don't know why they haven't been using it all along.  'Course they'd probably have to get something else to close the week, but that shouldn't be a problem

If it's not quite right for the infomercial George has turned the show into, I'm sure Phil would be happy to record something more suitable.  But for now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqWPCsNke24

[wr250]

i wake up and coast is on the radio (the repeat). palides tells a story about a 2yr found  3000 feet up the side of a canyon. noory starts asking his usual gruesome questions ... was it an abused child, do we know how the child died etc. friggen noory. it got shut off before noory asked if it was a mean baby or something equally stupid.

[Falkie2013]

Little Chris and Falkie are fighting in chat. :

For the record, I have NOT been in any chat room since I logged into Gabcast one evening and was immediately told by someone to go away.
And I have had NO contact with Big Shits, the man who reveals private phone numbers to convicted sex offenders.
I did try to call Art's show on the test night & was out of town last night and was barely able to hear  show on 1180 AM on the radio in our car.

[BellBoy]

...was barely able to hear  show on 1180 AM on the radio in our car.

Holy Crap! They let you drive?

[Smoley]

Judgment Day has arrived!

[Juan]

Hey, George
After Art's successful debut, I've changed my avatar for you.
GNS

[ItsOver]

That UFO Phil standard would be the perfect intro music for Coast.  I don't know why they haven't been using it all along.  'Course they'd probably have to get something else to close the week, but that shouldn't be a problem

If it's not quite right for the infomercial George has turned the show into, I'm sure Phil would be happy to record something more suitable.  But for now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqWPCsNke24

Absolutely.  The dolts at PremRat should definitely use UFO Phil for the into.  It's the perfect match for their lame show.



I'm SO glad Art's taken back "The Chase." 

[FallenSeraph]

Has George been around here lately? I kind of miss him.

GEORGE???

Am I the only one who kind of secretly wants Art to have him as a guest?

Probably. 

It would be like ... well hell, I'll come back when I have a decent analogy. I'm tired.

[aldousburbank]

It would be like ... well hell, I'll come back when I have a decent analogy. I'm tired.

...like George in a kareoke contest with Elvis?

[ItsOver]

Am goinga haul ass to walmart and see what kinda phones they have. I really don't wanna sign a contract so if no good smartphones I will grab a ipad or whatever. sadly the radio will be on for the short drive to the store and the only station is playing c2c

Check and see if they still have the $30 a month unlimited, month-to-month data plan with T-Mobile.  It was available only through WalMart.  Not even T-Mobile offered it.  Several years back, I picked-up up an Android, along with that plan and haven't looked back.  It's worked great for picking-up digital shows.  Only 100 minutes a month for phone but I use the phone almost exclusively to listen to on-line shows.

[ItsOver]

Has George been around here lately? I kind of miss him.

GEORGE???

Am I the only one who kind of secretly wants Art to have him as a guest?

Probably. 

It would be like ... well hell, I'll come back when I have a decent analogy. I'm tired.

Dave is like hemorrhoids.  They come back occasionally and bother me.