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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

albrecht

90 wands in 90 minutes. Wend-gay he will coat with bees waxes, on the end and tip. WTF are we listening too.

trostol

Quote from: albrecht on July 10, 2015, 11:16:55 PM
90 wands in 90 minutes. Wend-gay he will coat with bees waxes, on the end and tip. WTF are we listening too.

she's not as bad as i thought she would be..she knows her stuff..she just has a more..new agey path of her beliefs

zeebo

Quote from: albrecht on July 10, 2015, 11:16:55 PM
90 wands in 90 minutes. Wend-gay he will coat with bees waxes, on the end and tip. WTF are we listening too.

I thought I heard "Ben-Gay".  Either way, I'm confused.

Juan Cena


Dave asks Gypsy about placing curses on.people. Gee, now who would Dave want to put a curse on.

Quote from: Juan Cena on July 10, 2015, 11:25:51 PM
Dave asks Gypsy about placing curses on.people. Gee, now who would Dave want to put a curse on.


Juan Cena

Gypsy "lets the wood do all the work."

I ain't touching that one

albrecht

Studio-cam coming to his LA studio. Why, just why would some pay. Maybe some "Emu Oil" used on wands? What kind of "new direction" is this show going?

albrecht

hahaha. Even the witch replied to a Norry 3x5 repeated question: "as I already said..."

popple

Dave wont be able to walk around the room and ignore the guests anymore if a webcam goes up :'( ...but sacrifices must be made to compete.

Juan Cena

Quote from: albrecht on July 10, 2015, 11:37:53 PM
Studio-cam coming to his LA studio. Why, just why would some pay. Maybe some "Emu Oil" used on wands? What kind of "new direction" is this show going?

Dave's guest Monday: Lindsay Graham.

Tuesday: Rick Perry

Quote from: popple on July 10, 2015, 11:48:34 PM
Dave wont be able to walk around the room and ignore the guests anymore if a webcam goes up :'( ...but sacrifices must be made to compete.

Yeah, he is going to have to make sure the computer never shows S & M Porn.  He's going to have to take down his posters of dead babies and make sure the Vaseline stays in the drawer.

Juan Cena

Quote from: popple on July 10, 2015, 11:48:34 PM
Dave wont be able to walk around the room and ignore the guests anymore if a webcam goes up :'( ...but sacrifices must be made to compete.

Tommee will have to remind Dave to wear pants when the camera is on.


Quote from: Juan Cena on July 10, 2015, 11:50:26 PM
Dave's guest Monday: Lindsay Graham.

Tuesday: Rick Perry

Wednesday:  For balance, Hillary Clinton.

Juan Cena

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 10, 2015, 11:51:11 PM
Yeah, he is going to have to make sure the computer never shows S & M Porn.  He's going to have to take down his posters of dead babies and make sure the Vaseline stays in the drawer.

No more sharing files with Jared Fogle.

WOTR

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 10, 2015, 11:51:11 PM
He's going to have to take down his posters of dead babies and make sure the Vaseline  jar of mayonnaise stays in the drawer fridge.
Your welcome.


chefist

OK...I feel dumb for asking...

Do you folks comment on what Dave is saying in real time?

Dateline

Internet rumor is that Norry got dumped over ParanormalDate.com. 

Are there still Borders bookstores out there?



Quote from: chefist on July 10, 2015, 11:58:03 PM
OK...I feel dumb for asking...

Do you folks comment on what Dave is saying in real time?

Sometimes.  If I get caught up in the chat, I ignore the show.

chefist


Quote from: Dateline on July 10, 2015, 11:58:06 PM
Internet rumor is that Norry got dumped over ParanormalDate.com.

Some girl dumped him?  Did he also make her pay for dinner?

zeebo

Quote from: chefist on July 10, 2015, 11:58:03 PM
OK...I feel dumb for asking...

Do you folks comment on what Dave is saying in real time?

Sometimes there's a lag if one's brain briefly goes into safe mode to protect itself.

Quote from: zeebo on July 11, 2015, 12:10:13 AM
Sometimes there's a lag if one's brain briefly goes into safe mode to protect itself.

Happens to me a lot, then I wonder if 'George really said that'

Dateline

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 11, 2015, 12:04:13 AM
Some girl dumped him?  Did he also make her pay for dinner?
So, it is rumored.  No, she walked out on him, again rumor and speculation, but an interesting tidbit.

trostol

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 10, 2015, 11:58:41 PM
Are there still Borders bookstores out there?

nope..i believe they went out of business..and the B. Daltons went the way of the dodo...not sure who is left in terms of brick and mortar bookstores aside from B&N and Books a Million

Jorch "Some people are pure evil.  I don't know what's wrong with them."

He couldn't be talking about us bellgabbers, could he?  More proof that Jorch has no idea what evil is.

I guess that is our shout-out for the night.


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