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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No
Jorch is playing Suzy Q for her! I like the way you walk, I like the way you talk etc. Jorch is not very subtle. He must be too dumb to realize his creepy bumper music he plays for LMH is not appropriate at this time. Or Jorch has broadened his horizons.

Juan Cena

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 10, 2015, 10:19:36 PM
OMG!



I think this may be a jump the shark moment.  I want to turn it off but I can't.

Also, this is what Geddy Lee would look like if he was a woman.

albrecht

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on July 10, 2015, 10:38:22 PM
Jorch is playing Suzy Q for her! I like the way you walk, I like the way you talk etc. Jorch is not very subtle. He must be too dumb to realize his creepy bumper music he plays for LMH is not appropriate at this time. Or Jorch has broadened his horizons.
Hey he moved to LA, for the most part, and what with the recent SCOTUS decisions....a "new direction" maybe?
-GNS

Quote from: Juan Cena on July 10, 2015, 10:38:57 PM
Also, this is what Geddy Lee would look like if he was a woman.

She's not quite that ugly.

Juan Cena

Quote from: albrecht on July 10, 2015, 10:39:53 PM
Hey he moved to LA, for the most part, and what with the recent SCOTUS decisions....a "new direction" maybe?
-GNS

When does Dave announce the new studio in San Francisco.

Dateline

Quote from: Juan Cena on July 10, 2015, 10:43:23 PM
When does Dave announce the new studio in San Francisco.
When Falkie cleans it, his apartment, up.

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on July 10, 2015, 10:30:10 PM
There aren't all Yankees. You guys have Lindsey Graham.

Of course, you are right, Jorch.  Graham Cracker, McLames butt buddy, is Southern but not many in the South will vote for him to be President.  I don't know how he managed to win re-election to the Senate. 



albrecht

Quote from: Juan Cena on July 10, 2015, 10:43:23 PM
When does Dave announce the new studio in San Francisco.
I'm guessing West Hollywood right now is good enough for him. It takes some people some time before a total "new direction."
-GNS

zeebo

Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 10, 2015, 06:49:15 PM
Didn't he interview him already?

Hoagie always finds something to talk about.  ::)

trostol

and thats wrong..one of the huge tenants is the rule of 3

zeebo

I love how the guest specifies a rhetorical question, and then George rushes to answer it.

Quote from: albrecht on July 10, 2015, 10:47:36 PM
I'm guessing West Hollywood right now is good enough for him. It takes some people some time before a total "new direction."
-GNS

"Live from somewhere deep inside another man, this is Coast to Coast AM.  Tonights guest is my latest flame, Caitlyn Jenner."

Gypsy:  "witches have candle magic, Catholics light candles in church.  Is that the same?  That's a rhetorical question"


Dave:  "I would say yes"


Ha ha ha!

Jorch still says "parfill". Can't Tommy put the correct pronunciation on his 3x5 card?

trostol

lol thats about the extent of Dave's knowledge of magic...stage magic

trostol

now i remember who she sounds like...kripke from big bang theory


Now Cinderella can have a real fairy godmother.

trostol


David Copperstone?   This guy actually has a post at Clemson?  Their standards have really taken a nosedive.

zeebo

So this guest is gonna dis on Harry Potter as not being legit?  Might recieve a few Howlers about that.

Juan Cena

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 10, 2015, 10:52:16 PM
"Live from somewhere deep inside another man, this is Coast to Coast AM.  Tonights guest is my latest flame, Caitlyn Jenner."


You spelled Whitley Strieber's name wrong.

Quote from: trostol on July 10, 2015, 10:53:44 PM
lol thats about the extent of Dave's knowledge of magic...stage magic

Jorch has said before that he tried to use black magic spells on people when he was a kid.

zeebo

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on July 10, 2015, 11:00:58 PM
Jorch has said before that he tried to use black magic spells on people when he was a kid.

Oh so now we know what really happened to that poor turtle.  He probably thought it was a newt.

Juan Cena

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 10, 2015, 10:56:51 PM
David Copperstone?   This guy actually has a post at Clemson?  Their standards have really taken a nosedive.


What can you expect from a school who's mascot looks like he's on meth?



Quote from: Juan Cena on July 10, 2015, 11:00:21 PM

You spelled Whitley Strieber's name wrong.


LOL.  Strieber never had a chance after his parents named him.  I like Whitley but he does give off that vibe a bit.  I know Anne and Whitley have a child but I wonder if there marriage is a lavender one? Anyway, I don't care. They are going through a hard time with her cancer and they need our prayers.


akwilly

I hope george blows on the pizza roll between his guests legs before he swallows it

Juan Cena

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on July 10, 2015, 10:28:39 PM
Jorch wants to stroke her magic wand.


There's a Candice Michelle joke here, but I'm not going to touch it.


Heck the photo I wanted to use probably violates board rules.




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Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 10, 2015, 11:08:09 PM

LOL.  Strieber never had a chance after his parents named him.  I like Whitley but he does give off that vibe a bit.  I know Anne and Whitley have a child but I wonder if there marriage is a lavender one? Anyway, I don't care. They are going through a hard time with her cancer and they need our prayers.


My mistake. Anne had another stroke not cancer.  She seems to be doing better now.  Thank God.

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