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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Quote from: Unscreened Caller on July 10, 2015, 10:15:50 AM

You may be on to something. Aren't they supposed to clear their caches minds?  I think Zeorge might've taken it one step too far.

I wish George would discover Scientology.  He might spend more time on that and less on self-promotion.

Firstborn

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 10, 2015, 02:18:06 AM
Noory has no religious beliefs other than "Something's out there!"  He wouldn't last a week on a Christian station.  He is a lapsed Catholic who sprinkles his deism with a lot of New Age mumbo-jumbo.

My thoughts exactly...

Hello everyone, I'm a new member, googled "Noory Sucks" and it landed me here. I used to tune in to Art Bell to get my creative juices flowing, I'm an artist and there's something about Art's intelligent discussions about the paranormal that makes me productive. When Norry took over I noted a disturbing trend that replaced the supernatural with spiritual guilt. I'm glad I found this forum to vent my years of frustration and to join a growing number of listeners who are searching for the real thing. I'm so happy Art is back.

Quote from: Firstborn on July 10, 2015, 12:14:04 PM


My thoughts exactly...

Hello everyone, I'm a new member, googled "Noory Sucks" and it landed me here. I used to tune in to Art Bell to get my creative juices flowing, I'm an artist and there's something about Art's intelligent discussions about the paranormal that makes me productive. When Norry took over I noted a disturbing trend that replaced the supernatural with spiritual guilt. I'm glad I found this forum to vent my years of frustration and to join a growing number of listeners who are searching for the real thing. I'm so happy Art is back.

Right on man!

Jackstar

Quote from: Firstborn on July 10, 2015, 12:14:04 PM
When Norry took over I noted a disturbing trend that replaced the supernatural with spiritual guilt.


Seems legit. When do we tell her about the owls?

K_Dubb

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on July 10, 2015, 10:01:57 AM
b. he has no capacity to think outside of the cliches played out on an unending loop in his head.

That's exactly it.  He has nothing new to say.

Roswells, Art

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 10, 2015, 02:18:06 AM
Noory has no religious beliefs other than "Something's out there!"  He wouldn't last a week on a Christian station.  He is a lapsed Catholic who sprinkles his deism with a lot of New Age mumbo-jumbo.

I don't listen to noory but I do read this thread, lol. I think it would be GREAT if noory went to a Christian station. A whole new level of suck would ensue. Probably wouldn't be good for the Christian community though, they would all go atheist maybe after a few shows.

ziznak

Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 10, 2015, 12:55:00 PM
I don't listen to noory but I do read this thread, lol. I think it would be GREAT if noory went to a Christian station. A whole new level of suck would ensue. Probably wouldn't be good for the Christian community though, they would all go atheist maybe after a few shows.
Jorch Noory SUCKS

HAIL SATAN

yumyumtree

Quote from: karios8 on July 08, 2015, 11:22:36 PM
I caught the ass end of this conversation but Jorch's guest said something about haters will poof be gone and Jorchie got really bright eyed, bushy tailed.

You mean just POOF! and gone? All the Haturz?


I know that I'm a couple of days late to this, but this guest was awful, IMO. He's a 911 truther, among other things.  He seems to think that beings from other worlds("galactics", I think he calls them) will save the day, taking care of the haters, etc. He seems to think that young boys join radical Islam because they don't have enough to do. He says he's in his seventies.  How does anybody survive to that age believing crap like this?


Gordon Asher Davidson. Who was it here who said that 3 names signaled nut? I know there are exceptions, but still.

Dateline

It's Friday!    Dindu Nuffin is Norry's Friday show prep.

Firstborn

I listen to Norri when I go to bed, it makes me go to sleep faster.



WOTR

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on July 10, 2015, 03:54:46 AMhttp://bellgab.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3.0;attach=33972
Thanks for that... Interesting stuff.  I can't say that I blame him for not mentioning the competition that is about to bowl him over...


Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on July 10, 2015, 10:59:31 AMI wish George would discover Scientology.  He might spend more time on that and less on self-promotion.
This would follow a familiar pattern.  It would take two months from promoting it to completely forgetting about it (sort of like his "protect the grid" campaign...)

Jackstar

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on July 10, 2015, 10:59:31 AM
I wish George would discover Scientology.


I can just see this now. Two titanic forces, locked in an eternal, whirling circle of holding their hands out to each other, offering solace, insisting on money.


Izintit?

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on July 10, 2015, 10:59:31 AM
I wish George would discover Scientology.  He might spend more time on that and less on self-promotion.
He better hurry and get on it. The dude is full of Thetans among other things. GNS

Curious what the spread is on the game tonight.. Noir`e and whether he will hate on the haters.
Anyone have the over/under?

akwilly

Quote from: General Johnson Jameson on July 10, 2015, 05:18:09 PM
Curious what the spread is on the game tonight.. Noir`e and whether he will hate on the haters.
Anyone have the over/under?
hate -160, not hate +145

Quote from: akwilly on July 10, 2015, 05:29:50 PM
hate -160, not hate +145
I'm even up on the haters shout out.
However, 3 will get you 2 he hangs up on/cuts short anyone calling asking about Art during "Censored-Sorta Open-Lines" segment.
2 will get you 1 he talks about another dead baby or kid tonight.

We'll wager in some form of imaginary GNS thread street points. No currency involved to those reading or wanting to participate.

Does anyone have the clip where the caller asks the guest if he has ever been butt fucked  by a martian?

akwilly

I just read that Bateman said RCH is officialy out of C2C and he is goinga interview him shortly

Quote from: akwilly on July 10, 2015, 06:26:49 PM
I just read that Bateman said RCH is officialy out of C2C and he is goinga interview him shortly

Didn't he interview him already?

akwilly

Steve Warner's dark city thread is where I read it an hour or so ago

inuk2600

Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 10, 2015, 12:55:00 PM
I don't listen to noory but I do read this thread, lol. I think it would be GREAT if noory went to a Christian station. A whole new level of suck would ensue. Probably wouldn't be good for the Christian community though, they would all go atheist maybe after a few shows.


I can see Noory rocking the Christian Media. Maybe not as well as Peter Popoff and his "miracle spring water", but he could make a healthy killing off those gullibles with his miracle carnivora.



akwilly

Oh wow C2C has done it again. I was hoping that they would try harder with Arts imminent return and wow what can I say. Thursday we get treated to "dr". Joel Wallach. Just terrible george and co. just freakin unbelievable how cruddy the show has gotten.

trostol

Quote from: akwilly on July 10, 2015, 08:04:04 PM
Oh wow C2C has done it again. I was hoping that they would try harder with Arts imminent return and wow what can I say. Thursday we get treated to "dr". Joel Wallach. Just terrible george and co. just freakin unbelievable how cruddy the show has gotten.

yeah the weeks line up is pretty brutally bad

albrecht

Quote from: trostol on July 10, 2015, 08:18:33 PM
yeah the weeks line up is pretty brutally bad
Love 'em or hate 'em it is interesting how rats are leaving a sinking ship OR Norry, and his paralegals and masters in mist-tunnels, are getting rid of other hosts, long-term guests from Art's days and even mainstays from Norry days. Quayle, RCH, (I haven't heard Alex in a while,) and I'm guessing maybe LMH will be next. "New Direction?" Or guests thinking Art and other venues a better bet? What side do you think it is on? Norry etc kicking them out or them leaving? Or combination?
-GNS

Renfrew Zetts

Quote from: Morgus on July 09, 2015, 11:17:58 PM
Noory just proclaimed again for the ump-teenth time that "we have more FIREPOWER in our smartphones today than they had on the Apollo spacecraft computers"

Laughed out loud at that one!

akwilly

Quote from: albrecht on July 10, 2015, 08:39:55 PM
Love 'em or hate 'em it is interesting how rats are leaving a sinking ship OR Norry, and his paralegals and masters in mist-tunnels, are getting rid of other hosts, long-term guests from Art's days and even mainstays from Norry days. Quayle, RCH, (I haven't heard Alex in a while,) and I'm guessing maybe LMH will be next. "New Direction?" Or guests thinking Art and other venues a better bet? What side do you think it is on? Norry etc kicking them out or them leaving? Or combination?
-GNS
I used to have a good looking girlfriend. I had allot of confidence and snubbed other girls becouse I was high on power due to the fact we were a "power couple". When it ended I wish I woulda been better to the other girls, so now I struggle to get laid. I think that is what is going on at c2c and don't think they will recover from putting guests in a it's us or Art frame of mind. Seems like they have a "to big to fail" mentality

Dateline

Quote from: akwilly on July 10, 2015, 08:59:36 PM
I used to have a good looking girlfriend. I had allot of confidence and snubbed other girls becouse I was high on power due to the fact we were a "power couple". When it ended I wish I woulda been better to the other girls, so now I struggle to get laid. I think that is what is going on at c2c and don't think they will recover from putting guests in a it's us or Art frame of mind. Seems like they have a "to big to fail" mentality

Reread your post and I will not highlight the portion, but you and Norry may have more in common than  you thought.  No offense to you, I am just quoting what you posted

akwilly

Quote from: Dateline on July 10, 2015, 09:11:09 PM
Reread your post and I will not highlight the portion, but you and Norry may have more in common than  you thought.  No offense to you, I am just quoting what you posted
Yikes. sometimes I have trouble typing what I'm trying to say. I should have been more specific. I struggled to get laid for about 2 weeks so that is fixed.

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