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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

albrecht

Quote from: Izintit? on June 18, 2015, 02:29:50 PM
Communications? If that gets out it might make the first usage example in Webster`s dictionary for the word "ironic". Ex.  The civilized world finds it ~ironic~ that fumblegums George Noory has a degree in Communications. GNRS
I want to see an official transcript with his actual GPA. He has guests who want same from Obama. I'm guessing it is a "communications" degree from one of those schools like many a guest attend. Some fly-by-night "university" or questionable school. You know, how the "doctors" explaining some advanced physics, legal point, or cancer cure have a "degree" of "Doctorate of Paranormal Homeopathy from the University of Enlightened Thought in the Dutch Antilles, by correspondence over the internet.)

Izintit?

Quote from: ItsOver on June 18, 2015, 02:40:19 PM

From Wiki, "He attended the University of Detroit, spending two years in the pre-dental program before switching his major to Communications."  As has been mentioned here before, I guess we should be grateful he didn't somehow become a dentist.  I hate to think how much somebody's mouth could suffer if our ears are any indication.
LMAO  True dat!

albrecht

Quote from: Izintit? on June 18, 2015, 02:55:18 PM
LMAO  True dat!
He semi-frequently talks about how he likes the movie "The Dentist," which apparently involves a psychotic dentist who uses his profession for torturing people. Would not be surprised if he likes "Marathon Man," but only the one scene on a loop because he would lose the plot. I wonder about his mind sometimes, what with the "mean babies," and seeming obsession with sad stories. Note the voice when a shooting is announced or a dead child happens.

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on June 18, 2015, 02:59:35 PM
He semi-frequently talks about how he likes the movie "The Dentist," which apparently involves a psychotic dentist who uses his profession for torturing people. Would not be surprised if he likes "Marathon Man," but only the one scene on a loop because he would lose the plot. I wonder about his mind sometimes, what with the "mean babies," and seeming obsession with sad stories. Note the voice when a shooting is announced or a dead child happens.
Yep.  'Ol Dave would have made a swell Dentist.  For the Gestapo.

ItsOver


Izintit?

Quote from: ItsOver on June 18, 2015, 04:23:27 PM
Yep.  'Ol Dave would have made a swell Dentist.  For the Gestapo.
He would have been the 5th dentist of the 4 out of 5 that wouldn`t recommended Crest. GNS

albrecht

Quote from: Izintit? on June 18, 2015, 07:58:26 PM
  He would have been the 5th dentist of the 4 out of 5 that wouldn`t recommended Crest. GNS
Hahaha, NOW we know why he features guests and "experts" about the evils of fluoridation! He wants more bad teeth for which to evil dentists to operate on...I also seem to recall some "news update" he did on some dentist who pulled all the teeth out of someone as revenge? He enjoyed the telling of that crazy story.
-GNS

Juan Cena

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on June 18, 2015, 01:44:53 PM
Is that Tommy in the captain's hat? Jorch is his lil' buddy.

Would that make the ladies Lisa Garr and Connie Willis? If so, which one's which?

Juan Cena

Quote from: albrecht on June 18, 2015, 11:56:29 AM
A new Norry words last night:

"Uncrypted," used in a sentence such as "the flaw in the Samsung device is caused by packet updates over a uncrypted wifi."

"Europeen," used in a sentence such as "there has been a new ping from the Europeen space-craft after months of silence."
-GNS

Uncryptid, on the other hand is a formerly presumed mythical animal that has finally been proven to exist.

Morgus

I noticed the new c2cam schedule for this weekend and next week is now up at the website.
We get a double header of George Knapp this weekend and Linda Howe returns next Thursday.
Also Hoagland is the guest tomorrow night, on a Friday - thats weird...

trostol

Quote from: Morgus on June 18, 2015, 09:59:44 PM
I noticed the new c2cam schedule for this weekend and next week is now up at the website.
We get a double header of George Knapp this weekend and Linda Howe returns next Thursday.
Also Hoagland is the guest tomorrow night, on a Friday - thats weird...

yeah i saw thw hoagie and LMH listings and sorta..groaned..though..aside from it being Dave hosting..its not a bad week of topics

Quote from: Morgus on June 18, 2015, 09:59:44 PM
I noticed the new c2cam schedule for this weekend and next week is now up at the website.
We get a double header of George Knapp this weekend and Linda Howe returns next Thursday.
Also Hoagland is the guest tomorrow night, on a Friday - thats weird...

I see Robert the Haunted Doll is making another appearance next week.  <yawn>

Smoley

Quote from: Morgus on June 18, 2015, 09:59:44 PM
Also Hoagland is the guest tomorrow night, on a Friday - thats weird...

Check tomorrow's date.  He'll be on the air on June 19.5.

Juan Cena

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 18, 2015, 10:09:16 PM
I see Robert the Haunted Doll is making another appearance next week.  <yawn>

Wasn't there a story about an evil girl doll a few months back? We need to set her and Bob on a date.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Smoley on June 18, 2015, 10:12:56 PM
Check tomorrow's date.  He'll be on the air on June 19.5.
You're a month off there!  ;D

Quote from: Juan Cena on June 18, 2015, 10:14:35 PM
Wasn't there a story about an evil girl doll a few months back? We need to set her and Bob on a date.

The Annabelle doll?  That apparently is still locked up in the Warrens occult museum. That one creeps me out.  Robert, not so much.  But yeah, maybe we should get them together on a date but Annie looks like a high-maintenance chick and well Robert looks like he has seen better days.



trostol

lol GN talking about credibility in reporting is hilarious

Quote from: trostol on June 18, 2015, 10:23:48 PM
lol GN talking about credibility in reporting is hilarious

That one always cracks me up.

Juan Cena

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 18, 2015, 10:22:35 PM
The Annabelle doll?  That apparently is still locked up in the Warrens occult museum. That one creeps me out.  Robert, not so much.  But yeah, maybe we should get them together on a date but Annie looks like a high-maintenance chick and well Robert looks like he has seen better days.




I may have to try to call in next week when Ed Warren is on & see if he'd set Bob and Annabelle up.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on June 18, 2015, 10:28:28 PM
That one always cracks me up.

I'd like to know what Latin American diploma factory...uh, I mean college, John Curtis got his doctorate from.

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 18, 2015, 10:22:35 PM
The Annabelle doll?  That apparently is still locked up in the Warrens occult museum. That one creeps me out.  Robert, not so much.  But yeah, maybe we should get them together on a date but Annie looks like a high-maintenance chick and well Robert looks like he has seen better days.





We could register them both at paranormaldate.com


Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on June 18, 2015, 10:22:12 AM
I don't think control rods can prevent a nuclear melt down, just delay it.   Especially when the expended fuel rod cooling tanks are considered.
====================================================
'Allo!
With you am i still.
Thinking about what i remember dimly from old high skool lectures that played down the dangers of neuclear reactors with flawed designs.
Reactors,regardless of koolant,started in submarines and space after original gravity fail-safe--if rod power that used motors to pull/push moderators in/out stopped,the rods would fall down by gravity,moderateing qvickly the level of chain reactions in fuel so as to shut off rapidly.In subs,ditto,maybe with some kinds of spring.
I've heard vague mutters that the 'Tesla'german advanced fuel-cell or battery in the last,ultimate subs during ww2 were actually an reactor,not an battery.
Be that as it may,soviet bloc space satelites used some kind of sphereical,not sqvare,reactor.
Zero gravity =no shut-off as fail-safe--how do they kkool down when electrics systems fail??
Odder-vise,almost all,includeing any kind of coolant,must use basic moderator tubes with vertical rods on cables,as far as i remember.
Und zo,melt-downs must all be from some kind of lagging shut-off signal.
Any-one have access to book from '70's,"We Almost Lost Detroit"about accident at "Fermi-2"??
It must describe basic GE water-moderated,steam exchange design from 1950's...
"B_B"
PS:Still listening to mr.Noory=Masochist...


Quote from: Juan Cena on June 18, 2015, 09:38:14 PM
Would that make the ladies Lisa Garr and Connie Willis? If so, which one's which?

Lisa Garr must be Ginger. Not for the looks but the voice. Jimmy Church would be Mary-Anne. If there was an old meth-head with dentures on the island, that would be Connie Willis.

Jocko Johnson

Quote from: ItsOver on June 18, 2015, 02:40:19 PM

From Wiki, "He attended the University of Detroit, spending two years in the pre-dental program before switching his major to Communications."  As has been mentioned here before, I guess we should be grateful he didn't somehow become a dentist.  I hate to think how much somebody's mouth could suffer if our ears are any indication.



Hey now let's not forget that he was a crack journalist/pre-doucher/news director, who had the last interview with the missing teamsters boss Jimmy Hoffa! Yeah right, and he has a studio in Hawaii.  If his lips are moving and he is mumbling about himself, he most certainly is just bullshiting trying to make his loney empty and unimportant & uneventful life seems to have some small type of significance...all under the watchfull eye of his most trusted advisor and companion tammy fat boy and now also with the tutelage of none other than our very own loathed and beloved falkie2013...!!!!


Jocko Johnson

Quote from: Izintit? on June 18, 2015, 02:55:18 PM
LMAO  True dat!
Unfortunately the dental sciences seemed to be in his blood...as he once commented to the late Dr.Roger Leir..."AND YOU WITH THOSE BIG FANGS THERE!!"  Who was to know he was just looking at it in a medical way, not insulting his guest on national radio!!!! Boy what a douche-nozzle jorch is.

Jocko Johnson

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on June 18, 2015, 11:10:15 PM
Lisa Garr must be Ginger. Not for the looks but the voice. Jimmy Church would be Mary-Anne. If there was an old meth-head with dentures on the island, that would be Connie Willis.

Those two broads, Garr and Willis, both sure do have as it is said...a puss or
mug/face for radio!

Juan Cena

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on June 18, 2015, 11:10:15 PM
Lisa Garr must be Ginger. Not for the looks but the voice. Jimmy Church would be Mary-Anne. If there was an old meth-head with dentures on the island, that would be Connie Willis.

Wait...Mrs Howell was a meth-head?  :o

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