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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

ItsOver

Quote from: Dateline on June 11, 2015, 08:36:57 AM
Evan Solomon fired from CBC after allegations he used his position to sell art



I saw this headline on my homepage this morning.  Now, what is the difference between that and Norry using his position to sell supplements and dating subscriptions?
And promoting his imaginary TV show with Gaiam.

Izintit?

Quote from: Juan Cena on June 11, 2015, 12:10:15 AM
Time for Bilderberg conspiracy spank talk!
There is a place near me called Build-a-Burger. The owner looks kind of worldly. I don`t trust him. GNS

Quote from: Juan Cena on June 10, 2015, 11:47:14 PM
Got through. Asked Mezrich about Putin's relationship with the Nets' owner. I did get manage to call a villain. Wish I could have said more about how evil Putin is.

Of course the caller following me repeated the BS line the Ukrainin govt. were Nazis or some crap like that.

There is, or was, a neo-Nazi who holds 37 seats in the Ukrainian parliament. Not that I'm defending the criminal Putin or the Russians. They're all pretty shady as far as I'm concerned. For some reason there does seem to be an upswing in far-right neo-Nazi politics in Eastern Europe, though.

http://www.salon.com/2014/02/25/is_the_us_backing_neo_nazis_in_ukraine_partner/

I understood the Svoboda party was the one considered the offending national socialist party.  Between 2012 and 2014 they held 37 seats of 450.  In 2014, three members were included in the governing cabinet, including the deputy Prime Minister, all of whom have since resigned.  The party now only has six or seven seats total, and apparently never carried much influence even with the members in the governing cabinet.   They do have fairly high regional representation in a few of the western provinces.   However I have seen Russia Today play up their comments like they were somehow in charge of the Ukrainian government.

The Ukrainian parliament is a hodgepodge of many different parties and ideals.  From what little I can gather, the Svoboda party does not style itself after the NAZIs of Germany, but does have some fairly radical right-wing protectionist ideas.  All this talk of Ukraine being Neo-Nazi appears to be propaganda put out by Putin's Russia and picked up by Alex Jones types of outlets in the West.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on June 11, 2015, 12:44:45 PM
I understood the Svoboda party was the one considered the offending national socialist party.  Between 2012 and 2014 they held 37 seats of 450.  In 2014, three members were included in the governing cabinet, including the deputy Prime Minister, all of whom have since resigned.  The party now only has six or seven seats total, and apparently never carried much influence even with the members in the governing cabinet.   They do have fairly high regional representation in a few of the western provinces.   However I have seen Russia Today play up their comments like they were somehow in charge of the Ukrainian government.

The Ukrainian parliament is a hodgepodge of many different parties and ideals.  From what little I can gather, the Svoboda party does not style itself after the NAZIs of Germany, but does have some fairly radical right-wing protectionist ideas.  All this talk of Ukraine being Neo-Nazi appears to be propaganda put out by Putin's Russia and picked up by Alex Jones types of outlets in the West.

Yeah that's what I figured, that Putin was probably playing the Nazi stuff up to further his own agenda.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on June 11, 2015, 12:44:45 PM
I understood the Svoboda party was the one considered the offending national socialist party.  Between 2012 and 2014 they held 37 seats of 450.  In 2014, three members were included in the governing cabinet, including the deputy Prime Minister, all of whom have since resigned.  The party now only has six or seven seats total, and apparently never carried much influence even with the members in the governing cabinet.   They do have fairly high regional representation in a few of the western provinces.   However I have seen Russia Today play up their comments like they were somehow in charge of the Ukrainian government.

The Ukrainian parliament is a hodgepodge of many different parties and ideals.  From what little I can gather, the Svoboda party does not style itself after the NAZIs of Germany, but does have some fairly radical right-wing protectionist ideas.  All this talk of Ukraine being Neo-Nazi appears to be propaganda put out by Putin's Russia and picked up by Alex Jones types of outlets in the West.

Thanks for that info, Georgie.  I had not heard that summed up so succinctly before.


albrecht

Quote from: popple on June 11, 2015, 03:36:16 PM

Some one needs to pranks these people. Like kids do with Chinese restaurants. Call up "Numbers Lady", the Nostradamus numerology expert, or another numerology "expert," and put them all on the line, after each being set up that they want a reading. And watch the confusion, chaos, and hilarity ensue.
-GNS


Damn, I thought Jorch would do anything for money when I heard about the Paranormal Date website, but this new t-shirt he is trying to sell makes it clear he'll do absolutely anything to make a buck.

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on June 11, 2015, 08:08:23 PM
Damn, I thought Jorch would do anything for money when I heard about the Paranormal Date website, but this new t-shirt he is trying to sell makes it clear he'll do absolutely anything to make a buck.

XL, please (with sleeves).

WOTR

Quote from: Dateline on June 11, 2015, 08:36:57 AM
Evan Solomon fired from CBC after allegations he used his position to sell art



I saw this headline on my homepage this morning.  Now, what is the difference between that and Norry using his position to sell supplements and dating subscriptions?
The CBC still pretends to have some ethics where as premiere / pemrat / Iheart / coast have dropped any pretense of ethics a very long time ago...

136 or 142

In honor? of Howard Bloom's appearance on Coast last night to discuss 'why time has sped up' with George, here is a Twilight Zone comic book story on the topic.  Of course, the Twilight Zone version has the real reason why time seems to speed up and slow down.


popple

His name appears in a puffy cloud of turmeric!

"hallow. I'm Jorschnooree. Hosht of duh nashinlee shinducated ra dee o show coasht tuh coasht am"


PathoJen

Quote from: popple on June 11, 2015, 09:17:58 PM
His name appears in a puffy cloud of turmeric!

"hallow. I'm Jorschnooree. Hosht of duh nashinlee shinducated ra dee o show coasht tuh coasht am"


Nice!

Quote from: popple on June 11, 2015, 09:17:58 PM
His name appears in a puffy cloud of turmeric!

"hallow. I'm Jorschnooree. Hosht of duh nashinlee shinducated ra dee o show coasht tuh coasht am"



Special FX by Ten-Ton Tommy, breaking wind off-screen to Jorch's right.

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on June 11, 2015, 09:33:33 PM
Special FX by Ten-Ton Tommy, breaking wind off-screen to Jorch's right.

It really is a shame this "Art Bell" character will never have the limos, class, Lear Jets, fortune, inter web tv shows, Ancient Alien appearances, and the bountiful busty, big booty'd bitches Dave does. Even Dav'eedz al Jorchy's threads have higher numbers here. Dave is Ric Flair incarnate.

136 or 142

Quote from: Dateline on June 11, 2015, 08:36:57 AM
Evan Solomon fired from CBC after allegations he used his position to sell art



I saw this headline on my homepage this morning.  Now, what is the difference between that and Norry using his position to sell supplements and dating subscriptions?

Does Noory actually make money from this?  If so, having a guest on from that company who then pushes the product is certainly unethical, even with full disclosure.


ADG12311990

Quote from: popple on June 11, 2015, 09:17:58 PM
His name appears in a puffy cloud of turmeric!

"hallow. I'm Jorschnooree. Hosht of duh nashinlee shinducated ra dee o show coasht tuh coasht am"



YAY! Dave GIFS! And it looks like this was before he got his new hair system for his publicity photo that seems to be the only photo he has.

Morgus

Quote from: ADG12311990 on June 11, 2015, 11:03:22 PM
looks like this was before he got his new hair system for his publicity photo that seems to be the only photo he has.
that appears to be from that old Pay Per View TV special Noory did about 10 years ago?

Juan Cena

I misheard Dave at the top of the show when he said "ET Chronicles." I thought he said "Heechee Chronciles," the series of novels written by Fredrick Pohl. It would have been a far more interesting show that the usual racist ancient alien spank talk.

Morgus

Noory complained again about the Big Bang Theory.
He won't accept it because he can't understand it.
So if something is too complicated for Noory's little brain, he just believes it can't be true...

akwilly

damn i gotta get in my car now and the only station I can get carries c2c. Later gabbers

Quote from: Morgus on June 12, 2015, 12:06:52 AM
Noory complained again about the Big Bang Theory.
He won't accept it because he can't understand it.
So if something is too complicated for Noory's little brain, he just believes it can't be true...

You piqued my interest.  I tuned into the broadcast just in time to hear "Do you ever think we'll get the answers?"

::)

Noory soundboard at its finest.

George, you suck for telling me that Christopher Lee is dead.  :'(  You could have at least pulled a clip and played something from The Wicker Man.  GNS

CoolTen10

Awful show tonite as usual. Disjointed and dull.

Quote from: popple on June 11, 2015, 09:17:58 PM
His name appears in a puffy cloud of turmeric!

Just like a magician hehe  :)

He magically made 17 million radio listeners disappear.


CornyCrow

Quote from: 136 or 142 on June 11, 2015, 10:55:46 PM
Does Noory actually make money from this?  If so, having a guest on from that company who then pushes the product is certainly unethical, even with full disclosure.
I don't know if Norry makes money from it.  The guy, on several occasions, mentioned that there is a mineral that has reversed certain conditions and then turned the topic away or went to commercial.  Norry never asked what the miracle mineral was, like a doofus.  Then a caller got through (I don't think they're screened), and she specifically asked what this wonderful mineral was.  The vitamin guy gave her some bs and ended up telling her she had to buy his product.  Norry just confirmed what he had said. 

I'm wondering whether Norry is paid a fee for having this guy on, or getting some sort of payoff.  What people say here, that this guy basically is doing an infomercial, sounds right.  Why would a person give free airtime to something like that without getting something back in return?

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