George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Zetaspeak]

I did laugh when Noory says "Here our monthly visit from critical health news" Does that make Joel Wallach the PMS of C2C?

Can we please get rid of him if we collectively take  the 90 essential nutrients?

[PathoJen]

damn i gotta get in my car now and the only station I can get carries c2c. Later gabbers

I guess it's better to sit in your car for 5 hours in the middle of the night than to become an insider. Bravo!

[136 or 142]

You'll have to forgive me, I'm just not into the Alex Jones stuff that occasionally comes up on C2C.  I'm not a big Rick Perry fan anyway.  It seems like all politicians, Democrat and Republican, are welcome into the Bilderburg meeting.  I don't get what is so fascinating about the Bilderburgs.  It's a meeting where a lot of fat cat corporatists get together and talk about how they can screw people and make a lot of money.  There is no mystery to it.  Its been going on for centuries.

Now if you have a solution that screws over the corporatists, I'm all ears.

While I don't like some things that many corporations do, I'd hardly say that they or 'corporatists' needs to be screwed over.

You should check out the South Park episode with the Underpants Gnomes. That show pretty much summed up my views on corporations. Also, never forget:

1.Steal Underpants
2.?
3.Profits!

[PB the Deplorable]

...  What people say here, that this guy basically is doing an infomercial, sounds right...

In the past George has angrily insisted his show is not an infomercial. 

He hasn't bothered to deny it lately

[albrecht]

In the past George has angrily insisted his show is not an infomercial. 

He hasn't bothered to deny it lately

If it is going to be an infomercial at least make it an ENTERTAINING infomercial. Like the Oriental guy who can tell you how to flip houses (or was it selling stuff on the interwebs) and shows you his boat with him surrounding by nubile ladies. Or the 'magic hose' commercial featuring an inept guy trying to wash his car and it looks like his regular garden hose had turned into an anaconda and was attempting to suffocate him, brushes, buckets, etc going everywhere as he falls, succumbing to the deadly gardenhose. And who can forget the epic Magic Bullet commercials with the "hard partier" who comes into the room late and looking bedraggled and they make him a bloody-mary and laugh about him? Or Ginsu knives?
Come on, Norry. If you are going to do infomercials make it entertaining and work on that attitude. To sell you need to be aggressive, friendly, and persuasive. Show you believe in your product and why your listeners really need that toomeric. Show some passion, or at least attention, during your commercial.

[PB the Deplorable]

If it is going to be an infomercial at least make it an ENTERTAINING infomercial. Like the Oriental guy who can tell you how to flip houses (or was it selling stuff on the interwebs) and shows you his boat with him surrounding by nubile ladies. Or the 'magic hose' commercial featuring an inept guy trying to wash his car and it looks like his regular garden hose had turned into an anaconda and was attempting to suffocate him, brushes, buckets, etc going everywhere as he falls, succumbing to the deadly gardenhose. And who can forget the epic Magic Bullet commercials with the "hard partier" who comes into the room late and looking bedraggled and they make him a bloody-mary and laugh about him? Or Ginsu knives?
Come on, Norry. If you are going to do infomercials make it entertaining and work on that attitude. To sell you need to be aggressive, friendly, and persuasive. Show you believe in your product and why your listeners really need that toomeric. Show some passion, or at least attention, during your commercial.

George's schtick is that's it's really a radio program

[michio]

Then a caller got through (I don't think they're screened), and she specifically asked what this wonderful mineral was.

Tommy the Butler (TtB) must screen the calls, because Corny (I get Corny and Jeff mixed up) regularly mentions TtB when he talks with Georgie. Corny has to kiss TtB's obligatory butt to ensure he continues to get on the train wreck several times a week to plug My Patriot Supply and warn of the impending revolution, which would seem to be next to impossible if there were a large number of non-screened calls each week. I think sNoory would have a panic attack if he went 'naked Art Bell' with incoming calls, as Georgie has a full-scale meltdown when a guest's phone becomes disconnected.

[CornyCrow]

Tommy the Butler (TtB) must screen the calls, because Corny (I get Corny and Jeff mixed up) regularly mentions TtB when he talks with Georgie. Corny has to kiss TtB's obligatory butt to ensure he continues to get on the train wreck several times a week to plug My Patriot Supply and warn of the impending revolution, which would seem to be next to impossible if there were a large number of non-screened calls each week. I think sNoory would have a panic attack if he went 'naked Art Bell' with incoming calls, as Georgie has a full-scale meltdown when a guest's phone becomes disconnected.

Thanks.  Then TtB must have gotten reprimanded when he allowed a call to come through that screwed up their little infomercial - unless she, the caller, said her call was concerning something else.

[starrmtn001]

His name appears in a puffy cloud of turmeric!

"hallow. I'm Jorschnooree. Hosht of duh nashinlee shinducated ra dee o show coasht tuh coasht am"

Are you sure that's not an arm pit fart?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

If it is going to be an infomercial at least make it an ENTERTAINING infomercial. Like the Oriental guy who can tell you how to flip houses (or was it selling stuff on the interwebs) and shows you his boat with him surrounding by nubile ladies. Or the 'magic hose' commercial featuring an inept guy trying to wash his car and it looks like his regular garden hose had turned into an anaconda and was attempting to suffocate him, brushes, buckets, etc going everywhere as he falls, succumbing to the deadly gardenhose. And who can forget the epic Magic Bullet commercials with the "hard partier" who comes into the room late and looking bedraggled and they make him a bloody-mary and laugh about him? Or Ginsu knives?
Come on, Norry. If you are going to do infomercials make it entertaining and work on that attitude. To sell you need to be aggressive, friendly, and persuasive. Show you believe in your product and why your listeners really need that toomeric. Show some passion, or at least attention, during your commercial.

<Move back to Falkie thread>

[starrmtn001]

Tonight's show; World Leaders And The Occult.
Sounds interesting enough, and it would be if George Knapp were the host.

I may tune in for a little while, and hang out here in the gns Thread.  I love the feedback here. 

[nextgen.fm]

last two pages lol...those gifs

[Morgus]

Darn - I thought we would be sparred Noory's monthly one Sunday of the month hosting with his submerging artists bumper music since he was at an event last weekend and missed the first Sunday show.
But he is listed as hosting this weekend (second Sunday of the month) show instead! 

[albrecht]

Darn - I thought we would be sparred Noory's monthly one Sunday of the month hosting with his submerging artists bumper music since he was at an event last weekend and missed the first Sunday show.
But he is listed as hosting this weekend (second Sunday of the month) show instead! 

I was hoping, though I knew it was a futile idea, that at least we would get a LHM show to make up for her being at a "big event," at least then we get some decent stuff, or, even better, less Norry. Luckily I usually listen, especially during submerging artists, on a "delay" without the music for his shows. I liked the idea, at first, for emerging artists, but clearly there is no vetting of them and, I'm beginning to wonder, if there isn't some "payola" involved. Tommy and Norry see some buskers playing a guitar in LA, give them a free hit of tommeric, and say give me the change in your guitar case and I'll play you on my big radio show. Walking away Norry says to Tommy "why did you give those bums some of my tommeric!!" And Tommy slying says, "the first hit is free, now get into the booth...just follow the signage I'll be right back going to hit up a few more."

[akwilly]

Submerging artists. why can't I ever come up with something witty like that. maybe to much norry has dumbed me down beyond bileef

[starrmtn001]

Submerging artists. why can't I ever come up with something witty like that. maybe to much norry has dumbed me down beyond bileef

Hmmm, yes.  You may need a nooryectomy.

[Jorch Einstein]

Hoaxland and Jorch engage in some horseplay before their next big event. A rare, candid behind-the-scenes shot.

[Beelzebubbelah]

George, you suck for telling me that Christopher Lee is dead.  :'(  You could have at least pulled a clip and played something from The Wicker Man.  GNS

====================================================
'Allo!
With you still am i.
Not happy about the demise of Mr.Lee.
Too bad he wasn't kloned before senescence.
He was an good classicly trained actor.
Yet,he spent most of his career in repetitive schlock horror sic fillums that greatly misused his considerable thespian talent for naught.
Many others whom followed the career path like the late Mr.Price,for example...
Far more important as to celebrity and rigour mortis a go-go this week would be the demise of gate-keeping journo cum political naif Vincent'le Cafard'Bugliosi,of'Manson Atrocities'script...
Why not an seies of interviews vis the 'summer of scam'psy-op of 1969's"Manson-Meme-Attack"?
Xtofer Lee was yust an ham.
Mr.Bugliosi was an serious Enchilada la Bohemian Grove,et.Al,since he wrote yet another expose of the official meme,Oswald shot the Prez.??
"B_B"

[akwilly]

2 nites show going better than I expected

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Tonight's show sounds like Noory and Mitch are reading from some bathroom book of knowledge.

[trostol]

sounds just like the show from Feb

[21st Century Man]

"Mitch, why is evil all over the place?  It's everywhere!"


How many times has Jorch asked this question on Coast? 6000 times?

[akwilly]

Every night

"Mitch, why is evil all over the place?  It's everywhere!"


How many times has Jorch asked this question on Coast? 6000 times?

would make a nice drinking game

[Morgus]

"Mitch, why is evil all over the place?  It's everywhere!"
How many times has Jorch asked this question on Coast? 6000 times?

Just look in your mirror to see the source of the evil you seek, Noory!

[Morgus]

Noory is talking to a caller that used that Paranormal Date website.
Noory wants him to come to the studio if he gets married to someone on that site.
Noory admitted that the admin of the site started with lots of "ringers" non-paranormal people to seed the site, so there are fake members out there? 

[Scully]

per Jorch: "The groom's not supposed to see the bride until they walk down the altar."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Noory is talking to a caller that used that Paranormal Date website.
Noory wants him to come to the studio if he gets married to someone on that site.
Noory admitted that the admin of the site started with lots of "ringers" non-paranormal people to seed the site, so there are fake members out there? 

I'm pretty sure it's a front end, if you will a portal, to a pre-existing dating site.

[21st Century Man]

per Jorch: "The groom's not supposed to see the bride until they walk down the altar."

I guess that is why Jorch's marriages all failed. Parents must have arranged his marriages.  After being married to him for 5 minutes, the brides thought oh dear God what did I just do!

[UFQuack]

I'm pretty sure it's a front end, if you will a portal, to a pre-existing dating site.

Bingo!

Company Information

Paranormal Date is run by Venntro Inc., a company specializing in the development of online dating websites for the singles community.

http://singles.paranormaldate.com/help/about.cfm

Jorch makes it sound like he personally is doing something for the people he meets who supposedly ask him for a way to meet people. It's just another one of his snake-oil operations.

Funny thing I just googled "paranormal date" and it returned this website http://www.paranormalpassions.com/ which claims 100% free.

What do people care if the person they're dating believes in the paranormal or not?...as long as people get along. I'm not sure but Jorch seems to be turning those anomalies if they are spiritual things into very superficial things.

[UFQuack]

Jorch says he wants to start...a charity...because Jorch is not yet done destroying society with his screwy agendas.