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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

UFQuack

Does the idiot realize he is more likely to become maimed (well more than he already is) while getting a ride from an Uber driver than for the grid to go down as a result of sun activity.

UFQuack

Quote from: Juan Cena on June 17, 2015, 10:53:38 PM
Sadly, I've seen too much stuff that "never" was supposed to happen (at least in my lifetime) to agree with this statement fully.

It's not going to happen.

Anyway the grid technology is continually being upgraded. He's telling lies. You think the technology doesn't change? This is the evolution of the industry, a government mandate does not magically speed up technological progress.

Quote from: Juan Cena on June 17, 2015, 10:13:49 PM
Didn't hear about the Charleston shooting?

No, I hadn't heard of it until after that introduction when George summarized it.  Mass shootings are always terrible, obviously, but I hadn't heard the news coverage and it still didn't really register.  I haven't yet followed it so it still hasn't.  As an outsider mass shootings seem endemic of American society.  You grow kind of numb to hearing of them.  Sorry, I didn't make the connection of why it would affect the future of the program, if that's what George meant.

UFQuack


Proponents of "Save the Grid" often bring up the Carrington Event of 1859 as if it is proof that a solar flare can take the entire electrical grid down. We're talking comparison of the primitive technological state of the telegraph system versus our modern electrical system. Surely they have improved on manufacturing insulation materials since 1859. Maybe the save the gridders would also like to compare the lifespan of early filament lightbulbs with that of Light Emitting Diodes.

What makes Jorch an authority on this anyway? Does he have some degree in electrical engineering that we don't know about? Has he even had a reliable guest on his show on the matter to argue the point in his favor? Jorch is a dummy, he's not an expert on anything. I'm not saying I am either, but come on!

Quote from: UFQuack on June 17, 2015, 11:16:06 PM
Proponents of "Save the Grid" often bring up the Carrington Event of 1859 as if it is proof that a solar flare can take the entire electrical grid down. We're talking comparison of the primitive technological state of the telegraph system versus our modern electrical system. Surely they have improved on manufacturing insulation materials since 1859. Maybe the save the gridders would also like to compare the lifespan of early filament lightbulbs with that of Light Emitting Diodes.

What makes Jorch an authority on this anyway? Does he have some degree in electrical engineering that we don't know about? Has he even had a reliable guest on his show on the matter to argue the point in his favor? Jorch is a dummy, he's not an expert on anything. I'm not saying I am either, but come on!

He hadn't even heard of an EMP pulse until a couple years ago when he interviewed someone who scared him about the grid, from what I can gather.

Dateline

This is just an observation, but normally my instincts are right in line with reality.  Every week the programming and business decisions being made and affecting the show are becoming more and more detrimental.  Where there is smoke there is fire.  Listeners are dissatisfied with the commercialization of Coast.  No one is paying attention and they just keep plowing ahead without recognition. 

I think this format of Coast is going to be impacted big time in the next three months.  With Art's return, Norry sucking the fan base dry with his pushing his personal agenda and business dealings, and just the normal expression of fan frustration there will be a shake up.  This is my prediction. 

I was a huge fan of this show, and now it is just a non-event.  I listen and I am not entertained I am derailed and angry.  This show has such potential with a person who can present the information and topics in an informative matter, not on a kindergarten level.  I'm not buying it, and I am going to take a 30-day radio night hiatus until Art's return  Adios.

akwilly

I am in the minority I will assume, but I would love it if the grid went down

Jorch is confused. He got all this grid stuff from Ten-Ton Tommy. But it wasn't the grid, Tommy was worried that the griddle would break, and his life wouldn't be worth living. Fire up the griddle, Jorch.

George became agitated when the guest made some disparaging remarks about 'marketing terms.'  George's entire career is about marketing and none of it is about truth or entertainment value.  He's lost his way, thinking marketing is ends and not the means.

UFQuack

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on June 17, 2015, 11:26:30 PM
He hadn't even heard of an EMP pulse until a couple years ago when he interviewed someone who scared him about the grid, from what I can gather.

That is a good point. This is just another way that George Noory pretends to be Art Bell. After all it was Art Bell who concerned himself with sun activity...even had the status indicator on his website. He also had Ed Dames on once in a while to talk about the "kill shot" solar flare as Jorch still does. Of course with Art Bell much of it was tied to his interest in ham radio or the effect on the technology and such, but what exactly is Jorch's interest? He's just a pretender.

Izintit?

Quote from: karios8 on June 17, 2015, 09:49:17 PM
It's pathetic that half of tonight's show is literally a commercial for his dating service. It's more pathetic that his commercial will be interrupted by more commercials. I guess it doesn't matter since I'm not listening.
Yep, with his Parabnormaldate site and pharmacy corner and playing almost 2/3 of a song for bumper music Crapface George barely has time to ask his stupid questions. I never understood why people get so geeked over bumper music. GNS

136 or 142

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on June 17, 2015, 11:15:40 PM
No, I hadn't heard of it until after that introduction when George summarized it.  Mass shootings are always terrible, obviously, but I hadn't heard the news coverage and it still didn't really register.  I haven't yet followed it so it still hasn't.  As an outsider mass shootings seem endemic of American society.  You grow kind of numb to hearing of them.  Sorry, I didn't make the connection of why it would affect the future of the program, if that's what George meant.


This.  There are mass shootings in the United States every 2 weeks or so it seems, despite what the racist liar John Lott lies.

CornyCrow

Quote from: Juan Cena on June 17, 2015, 10:45:00 PM
I know Art did partake in pseudo-medicine spank talk, but never as often or as hard as Dave does.
Don't forget that pseudo medicine sometimes surprises us.  Chiropractic was laughed at not too many years ago.  Many countries around the globe will support homeopathy.  The medical system in Germany covers herbal treatments and magnetic therapy.  Silver is used in some military and medical uniforms.

CornyCrow

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on June 17, 2015, 11:52:06 PM
George became agitated when the guest made some disparaging remarks about 'marketing terms.'  George's entire career is about marketing and none of it is about truth or entertainment value.  He's lost his way, thinking marketing is ends and not the means.
He'd better be careful with that dating service.  There have been murders attached to such things.  He, himself, says he's very popular in prisons. 

136 or 142

Quote from: CornyCrow on June 18, 2015, 04:39:04 AM
Don't forget that pseudo medicine sometimes surprises us.  Chiropractic was laughed at not too many years ago.  Many countries around the globe will support homeopathy.  The medical system in Germany covers herbal treatments and magnetic therapy.  Silver is used in some military and medical uniforms.


And acupuncture.


An ulcer being caused by a virus was also rejected.

CornyCrow

Quote from: 136 or 142 on June 18, 2015, 04:46:41 AM

And acupuncture.


An ulcer being caused by a virus was also rejected.
Yes, of course.  How could I have left that out?  Thanks.  I watched an episode of VICE one day which gave what a layperson as myself would call miraculous news of success in treating seemingly all sorts of cancers by giving a person various viruses.  Supposedly, way back in the 1040's (I think) a woman and maybe a dog had been cured by accidentally catching some virus but for some reason no one followed up on it.  I think they mentioned the Mayo Clinic and Anderson in Texas and some tasty Canadian hospital being involved. 

136 or 142

Quote from: CornyCrow on June 18, 2015, 04:52:26 AM
Yes, of course.  How could I have left that out?  Thanks.  I watched an episode of VICE one day which gave what a layperson as myself would call miraculous news of success in treating seemingly all sorts of cancers by giving a person various viruses.  Supposedly, way back in the 1040's (I think) a woman and maybe a dog had been cured by accidentally catching some virus but for some reason no one followed up on it.  I think they mentioned the Mayo Clinic and Anderson in Texas and some tasty Canadian hospital being involved.


Never heard about that.  Is a bacteriophage considered to be a virus?  Not that phages can treat cancer.

CornyCrow

Quote from: 136 or 142 on June 18, 2015, 04:59:11 AM

Never heard about that.  Is a bacteriophage considered to be a virus?  Not that phages can treat cancer.
Yes.  A virus that feeds on bacteria.  They show promise in killing drug resistant bacteria. 

RickySsan

Quote from: akwilly on June 17, 2015, 11:47:37 PM
I am in the minority I will assume, but I would love it if the grid went down
same here, peace 'n quiet

I think George is right about one thing.  If the power grid went down for any length of time, we'd have a lot of nuclear plants in danger of melt down.

PaulAtreides

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on June 18, 2015, 10:08:59 AM
I think George is right about one thing.  If the power grid went down for any length of time, we'd have a lot of nuclear plants in danger of melt down.

Read the wiki article on SCRAM as it relates to nuclear reactors.  George is making up shit again.

Quote from: PaulAtreides on June 18, 2015, 10:14:16 AM
Read the wiki article on SCRAM as it relates to nuclear reactors.  George is making up shit again.

I don't think control rods can prevent a nuclear melt down, just delay it.   Especially when the expended fuel rod cooling tanks are considered.

Izintit?

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on June 17, 2015, 11:26:30 PM
He hadn't even heard of an EMP pulse until a couple years ago when he interviewed someone who scared him about the grid, from what I can gather.
Believe me, nobody scared George about the grid.George saw a way to fearmonger and move storable food.

albrecht

A new Norry words last night:

"Uncrypted," used in a sentence such as "the flaw in the Samsung device is caused by packet updates over a uncrypted wifi."

"Europeen," used in a sentence such as "there has been a new ping from the Europeen space-craft after months of silence."
-GNS

wr250

Quote from: albrecht on June 18, 2015, 11:56:29 AM
A new Norry words last night:

"Uncrypted," used in a sentence such as "the flaw in the Samsung device is caused by packet updates over a uncrypted wifi."

"Europeen," used in a sentence such as "there has been a new ping from the Europeen space-craft after months of silence."
-GNS

george said yourapeon ? (your-a-peon)

Smoley

I would imagine Jorch broadcasting like this if the grid goes down.  Heck, that's probably the state of the mythical Hawaiian Studio today.




ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on June 18, 2015, 11:56:29 AM
A new Norry words last night:

"Uncrypted," used in a sentence such as "the flaw in the Samsung device is caused by packet updates over a uncrypted wifi."

"Europeen," used in a sentence such as "there has been a new ping from the Europeen space-craft after months of silence."
-GNS
Hahaha.  ;D   Isn't this clown's degree in communications?  Jorch, the University of Detroit called and wants it's degree back.

Quote from: Smoley on June 18, 2015, 01:37:11 PM
I would imagine Jorch broadcasting like this if the grid goes down.  Heck, that's probably the state of the mythical Hawaiian Studio today.



Is that Tommy in the captain's hat? Jorch is his lil' buddy.

Izintit?

Quote from: ItsOver on June 18, 2015, 01:40:27 PM
Hahaha.  ;D   Isn't this clown's degree in communications?  Jorch, the University of Detroit called and wants it's degree back.
Communications? If that gets out it might make the first usage example in Webster`s dictionary for the word "ironic". Ex.  The civilized world finds it ~ironic~ that fumblegums George Noory has a degree in Communications. GNRS

ItsOver

Quote from: Izintit? on June 18, 2015, 02:29:50 PM
Communications? If that gets out it might make the first usage example in Webster`s dictionary for the word "ironic". Ex.  The civilized world finds it ~ironic~ that fumblegums George Noory has a degree in Communications. GNRS


From Wiki, "He attended the University of Detroit, spending two years in the pre-dental program before switching his major to Communications."  As has been mentioned here before, I guess we should be grateful he didn't somehow become a dentist.  I hate to think how much somebody's mouth could suffer if our ears are any indication.



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