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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Nick el Ass

I can't wait until Jorch plays more creepy music for his love Linda "hot as" Moulton Lava. Uhhh, I mean Howe.

pate

five minutes, Jorch.  Listen to this one (it's sekrut) & mentally prepare yourself...  Deep breaths...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuN6gs0AJls

"I Melt With You" - Modern English

Modern English?  Something you haven't mastered yet?  A coincidence?

GNS

Quote from: Nick el Ass on February 26, 2015, 09:56:53 PM
I can't wait until Jorch plays more creepy music for his love Linda "hot as" Moulton Lava. Uhhh, I mean Howe.

His 'portal' is ribbed for her pleasure

pate

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on February 26, 2015, 09:05:02 PM
... I'd like to see those robots do the Safety Dance...

I think Dave listens to that song while he shaves ever since 'the incident'....

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Quote from: karios8 on February 26, 2015, 09:21:17 PM
Welcome to the (N)Orwellian nightmare, pg. 1984.
==============================================
I yust wish as an student of history..
And fan-ish admirer of the femme hosts,guests,,
to point out an obvious factoid buried in the mists of travelon(sic).
When mr.Eric Blair finally found some publisher for his novel of the endless fascist state of the present,ie future distopia,it was too late,for
"Ninteen Forty Eight"!!
So an wise-ass/dyslexic copy editrix(?)
Scrambled it in-to the far distant future:
"19_8_4"
Plenty time ahead to collect royalties...
Many reprints along the trail...
"B_B"
PS:You slandering misogynists should think about whether the supposed flaws in the style and voice of mz.Howe deserve your
nit-picking and bad karma.
The other femme hosts also deserve a little respect for,if nothing else,keeping G.Noory off air for a few hours.

nextgen.fm

There is a sale on rat repellent  in aisle 2!

zeebo

If George wants to impress LMH, he's gotta kick it up a notch - take a cue from some 80's hair bands ... I mean check out the babes in this video - these guys are doing something right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz61YQWZuYU#


Nick el Ass

We have been lacking in the dead baby stories lately... so please don't let me down Jorch.

Candles and pizza rolls is the only way to woo a woman.

pate

Lots of moustaches in this video, I wonder which one is Jorch?

Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax (Uncensored)

"Relax" - Frankie goes to Hollywood

Yeah, Jorch just like you smashed that "simple simon goes to the pieman" bit about ISIS smashing stuff...

Relax.

GNS

Quote from: Beelzebubbelah on February 26, 2015, 10:02:31 PM
[attachimg=1][attachimg=2][attachimg=3][attachimg=1]==============================================
I yust wish as an student of history..
And fan-ish admirer of the femme hosts,guests,,
to point out an obvious factoid buried in the mists of travelon(sic).
When mr.Eric Blair finally found some publisher for his novel of the endless fascist state of the present,ie future distopia,it was too late,for
"Ninteen Forty Eight"!!
So an wise-ass/dyslexic copy editrix(?)
Scrambled it in-to the far distant future:
"19_8_4"
Plenty time ahead to collect royalties...
Many reprints along the trail...
"B_B"
PS:You slandering misogynists should think about whether the supposed flaws in the style and voice of mz.Howe deserve your
nit-picking and bad karma.
The other femme hosts also deserve a little respect for,if nothing else,keeping G.Noory off air for a few hours.


Beelze, I'm sure Ms. Cowe . . . er, Howe . . . appreciates your latest little Tourette's telegram from the Land of Gibber. 

Maybe she'll mail you a mutilated cow fart to show her cattletude . . .  I mean, gratitude.


ManiacMatt

Quote from: Beelzebubbelah on February 26, 2015, 10:02:31 PM
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I yust wish as an student of history..

Why do you put one of the symbols used by the zodiac killer in all of your posts?  Just curious.

pate

Is Jorch suggesting that he's the 'mafia hitman' that rubbed out the guy that lives a few blocks away?  Coincidence?

pate

Jorch, at least give me an on-air hat-tip for doing the research for ya.

GNS

Quote from: Nick el Ass on February 26, 2015, 10:10:57 PM
Sounded like Jorch said Presino Bama.


Nick, when I read out loud what you wrote I sounded just like Jorch.

Thanks!

Wait a minute.  I sounded real stupid.  Maybe I should stop.

pate

Was "Molly" around when this one came out?

Pixies - Here Comes Your Man (Official Video)

"Here Comes Your Man" - The Pixies

Quote from: ManiacMatt on February 26, 2015, 10:11:44 PM
Why do you put one of the symbols used by the zodiac killer in all of your posts?  Just curious.

Maybe they're the killer?

Nick el Ass

Jorch confuses the two despite hours of research.

ManiacMatt

Quote from: boba FETT on February 26, 2015, 10:21:52 PM
Maybe they're the killer?

The posts are certainly bizarre enough. Maybe he is.  Hmmmm.   :o

This is that kook pharmacist who sounds exactly like Ron Howard.

Quote from: Nick el Ass on February 26, 2015, 10:23:13 PM
Jorch confuses the two despite hours of research.

8 hours per show he said at one time.

Nick el Ass

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 26, 2015, 10:20:07 PM

Nick, when I read what you wrote out loud I sounded just like Jorch.

Thanks!

Wait a minute.  I sounded real stupid.  Maybe I should stop.


That sets you and Jorch apart because he hears himself, and thinks he is the cat's meow.

BattyBrooke

Pure, uncut, MDMA really is a wonderful and miraculous "drug", too bad you can't get it anywhere, due to the castrating government's ban. This street stuff is not MDMA.


Quote from: ManiacMatt on February 26, 2015, 10:24:12 PM
The posts are certainly bizarre enough. Maybe he is.  Hmmmm.   :o

Maybe. I believe the original killer is dead.


Nick el Ass

A real host would have taken Molly to prepare for the show.

BattyBrooke

Noory is so lost. "Walter White"? Real MDMA is not meth, by any stretch. He hears " amphetamine" one time and decides it's meth and Walter White would want to sell it. MDMA is "benign" and "gentle", just like this man just said.

Nick el Ass

Quote from: BattyBrooke on February 26, 2015, 10:29:34 PM
Noory is so lost. "Walter White"? Real MDMA is not meth, by any stretch. He hears " amphetamine" one time and decides it's meth and Walter White would want to sell it. MDMA is "benign" and "gentle", just like this man just said.


The problem is his guests keep kissing his ass so they can get back on the show by telling him he is so smart even when he doesn't know what he is talking about.

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