George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

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Somebody's human intention machine already turned him into a simpleton.


It might have been a mass mean baby intention.

Wasn't there a Twilight Zone episode about a baby that could do something like that?  I'm sure George would know.

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[Major Ed Damien]

Wasn't there a Twilight Zone episode about a baby that could do something like that?  I'm sure George would know.

Yeah, but that mean baby was only a mean baby actor.

I'm talking about the real McCoy . . . honest-to-God evil infants.

[goldendeal]

Speaking of Twilight Zone, isn't it about time Noory trots out the ole stand by Billy Mumy? It been a couple weeks since he has been on and is way over do to make an appearance....never mind Noory asks him the same exact questions each and every time he is on....."so what was it like being a child actor"??  "was there really someone inside that robot"?

[zeebo]

Speaking of Twilight Zone, isn't it about time Noory trots out the ole stand by Billy Mumy? It been a couple weeks since he has been on and is way over do to make an appearance....never mind Noory asks him the same exact questions each and every time he is on....."so what was it like being a child actor"??  "was there really someone inside that robot"?

lol yeah and don't forget "It's a Cookbook!" (wrong episode but no worries, right?)

[21st Century Man]

For some reason George didn't have gun nut John Lott on his show to discuss this:
"A new analysis of the impact of right to carry (RTC) laws by Stanford University’s Abhay Aneja and John Donohue and Johns Hopkins University’s Alexandria Zhang debunks the “more guns, less crime” thesis. “On the contrary, the evidence suggests that the effects of RTC laws on crime are positive, meaning that adopting RTC laws appears to result in crime increases. This effect is strongest and most consistent for aggravated assault.”
"Different models yield different estimated effects: while no model shows that RTC laws decrease crime, the impact of RTC laws varies from model to model. In some models, RTC laws are associated with substantial and statistically significant crime increases across multiple crime categories. In others, the extent of the crime increase is more modest, or observable only in one crime category. In other words, the results are not robust to model specification.”
http://wonkwire.rollcall.com/2015/01/12/guns-dont-mean-less-crime/
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You know this is not the thread to be talking about this stuff. Go to the politics thread if you desire to discuss your political beliefs.  And maybe you should stick to Canadian politics while you're at it. 

[zeebo]

... politics thread ...

... or as some of us linux users refer to it:  /dev/null   

[21st Century Man]

Intravenous not intravirus, moron.

[Juan Cena]

Snorge used to have "The Man Who Predicts Earthquakes," Jim Berkman on semi-regularly. I wonder why he doesn't come on the show anymore?

[Juan Cena]

Intravenous not intravirus, moron.

I think it's time Snorge took some of that Stem Cell treatment. I've speculated that Snorge has dementia or Alzheimer's for a while now.

[zeebo]

This goof sounds like Bill the AAA if he was even loonier and also a holistic new age quack.

[21st Century Man]

Fuch this Fucher. I'm tired of the self-help "nutritionist" quack hacks on Coast to Coast.  I'll come back for the last half of this shit show.

[Major Ed Damien]

Je Suis George Noory L'Idiot.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Snorge used to have "The Man Who Predicts Earthquakes," Jim Berkman on semi-regularly. I wonder why he doesn't come on the show anymore?

He left round about the time we started getting regular updates from Peter Davenport I think.  I suppose it's too easy to verify earthquakes, but U.F.O.'s? -- no accountability required.

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch demonstrates the art of cutting a short story long. It's the story - pretty wonderful if accurate - of Hockey Hall Of Famer Gordie Howe's extraordinary recovery from a serious stroke after being treated with stem cells. He could have precised the story in not many more words than I've just taken. But instead he ploughed into reading verbatim the whole statement put out by Gordie's family. As he droned his way through it, barely making sense, you waited for the inevitable derailment. And it duly came when Joorch read that the stem cells had been administered by intravenous infusion. Or, as Noory managed to read it - uncorrected, of course - "intra-view-us pew infusion". Maybe similar treatment could finally make Joorch master the English language.

[Juan Cena]

Je Suis George Noory L'Idiot.

Snorge is confused why Muslims find cartoons of Muhammed Ali offensive.

[Juan Cena]

Joorch demonstrates the art of cutting a short story long. It's the story - pretty wonderful if accurate - of Hockey Hall Of Famer Gordie Howe's extraordinary recovery from a serious stroke after being treated with stem cells. He could have precised the story in not many more words than I've just taken. But instead he ploughed into reading verbatim the whole statement put out by Gordie's family. As he droned his way through it, barely making sense, you waited for the inevitable derailment. And it duly came when Joorch read that the stem cells had been administered by intravenous infusion. Or, as Noory managed to read it - uncorrected, of course - "intra-view-us pew infusion". Maybe similar treatment could finally manage Joorch to master the English language.

I'm convinced Snorge was hit in the head with a hockey stick multiple times in his childhood.

[Major Ed Damien]

One can tell from this interview that George is fascinated with possibly prolonging his stupid life.

[zeebo]

Dammit I think Noory's giving me "sub-clinical scurvy".

[zeebo]

How I love it when Noory starts a comment with "I'm gonna tell you a story about me ..."

[ItsOver]

Joorch demonstrates the art of cutting a short story long. It's the story - pretty wonderful if accurate - of Hockey Hall Of Famer Gordie Howe's extraordinary recovery from a serious stroke after being treated with stem cells. He could have precised the story in not many more words than I've just taken. But instead he ploughed into reading verbatim the whole statement put out by Gordie's family. As he droned his way through it, barely making sense, you waited for the inevitable derailment. And it duly came when Joorch read that the stem cells had been administered by intravenous infusion. Or, as Noory managed to read it - uncorrected, of course - "intra-view-us pew infusion". Maybe similar treatment could finally make Joorch master the English language.

Could Jorch even say "I have a degree in Communications" without screwing it up?

[Major Ed Damien]

George just asked if "ancient travelers" contracted scurvy on their way to North America.

[goldendeal]

Joorch says he does not suffer from hemorrhoids....claims he is a perfect A-hole.

[sydtron]

George-"I think plants have brains!"

You're living proof bud..

[Major Ed Damien]

George told his horrified plant story again.

This was the plant that witnessed the murder of his buddy and who tried to call 911 when he saw the lab researcher again.

[zeebo]

George-"I think plants have brains!"...

George told his horrified plant story again....

What a ghoul.  He must get a thrill whenever he mixes up a salad.

[Major Ed Damien]

George has a laugh that makes a lot of profilers remember John Wayne Gacy.

[NoMoreNoory]

Mommy Dearest used to clip health-related stories from the newspaper and leave them on his bed for him to read when he came home.

Can you say creepy?

[Major Ed Damien]

Mommy Dearest used to clip health-related stories from the newspaper and leave them on his bed for him to read when he came home.

Can you say creepy?

Yeah, I don't want to hear any more of that.

[Major Ed Damien]

One day it will emerge that George Noory was the most irresponsible thing radio broadcasting ever did.