George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

George says he's going to have a surprise announcement tomorrow...

Tommy's fiancé dumped him

[Major Ed Damien]

I don't think George is going to get any medals for the way he defended his good friend Jesse Ventura.

Complete silence -- while cowering in the studio foxhole -- will not win you any honors, Lieutenant.

[PB the Deplorable]

I was watching a TV show tonight, and they drove up to where one of the gangsters was having lunch - it was the Great Greek, George and Tommy's favorite lunch spot. 

I'm guessing it's the same place unless there is more than one in the LA area.

Another missed opportunity for George to be discovered

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[Major Ed Damien]

George sounded a little shaky toward the end of that last segment.

Jesse must have been bellowing into the dip-shit's headphones.

[Major Ed Damien]

I always think it's hilarious when the military refers to "the bad guys."

It sounds like a kid playing with his GI Joe in the backyard and fantasizing about the dong on the kid next door.

[nooryisawesome]

I am guessing the announcement is either the Hawaiian studio is ready (george's girlfriend lives there) or Jimmy is the new weekend host.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I was watching a TV show tonight, and they drove up to where one of the gangsters was having lunch - it was the Great Greek, George and Tommy's favorite lunch spot. 

I'm guessing it's the same place unless there is more than one in the LA area.

Another missed opportunity for George to be discovered

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I could only find one in Sherman Oaks (the one pictured) and one in Nevada, but I don't think they were related.  I guess George's synchronicity is just a little off.

[Major Ed Damien]

Screw these anti-American, anti-chiropractic jihadist sympathizers.

And screw that president who turned tail and ran from Lebanon after 300 Marines were blown up by a suicide bomber.

What kind of message did that send to the terrorists?

Oops. 

Sorry, Ronnie.

[Major Ed Damien]

According to tonight's brilliant guest, somebody evil has taken teacher-administered prayers out of the public schools and ruined Christmas for the rest of us.

George agrees that only a SEAL can put Santa back in his sled where he belongs.

[narcissist noory]

Seems like tonight's guest is not thanking George's good friend, Jesse Ventura, for his service.

and not even a peep out of george in defense of his 'friend

[WildCard]

Is this a caller or a guest talking about demons and the Ouija board? Just tuned in 45 mins into 1st hour and some woman is continually and loudly gulping spit while she talks like a meth addict in between wet coughing and snot sniffing. She's also madly in love with the word, planchette. (sp?)

ahahahaa. You literally made me laugh out loud.
If it's bullshit, it's interesting bullshit.
You can keep Ed and Lorraine Warren. Tracy Twyman rocks!

I've had enough self pitty to last me a week with this guy.
Now that I've gotten to hear from "Corny" I'll tune in to CTM for the rest of the night!

According to tonight's brilliant guest, somebody evil has taken teacher-administered prayers out of the public schools and ruined Christmas for the rest of us.

George agrees that only a SEAL can put Santa back in his sled where he belongs.

Yeah, that guy sucked. Perfect guest for the moron.

[WOTR]

and not even a peep out of george in defense of his 'friend

Maybe somebody will post it tomorrow.  I just turned it on thinking that I could stomach Noory- but Cornelius mentioning about George serving and kissing his ass just clinched it for me and the radio is off again.  I used all of my patience last night.

I would like to hear Noory watching and standing by silently while a guest tosses his good friend under a bus.  However, 45 seconds is already too long.

[aldousburbank]

George says he's going to have a surprise announcement tomorrow. Please please let it be that he's retiring.

George and Tommy adopting Jimmy.

[paladin1991]

Tommy's fiancé dumped him

What was his name?

[paladin1991]

I was watching a TV show tonight, and they drove up to where one of the gangsters was having lunch - it was the Great Greek, George and Tommy's favorite lunch spot. 

I'm guessing it's the same place unless there is more than one in the LA area.

Another missed opportunity for George to be discovered washing dishes and Tommy sucking the plates, you know, in case anybody missed anything on the plate.

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Fixed

[Roswells, Art]

"Planchette?  Querida!  That's French!"

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What is the marker thingie called?

    The proper name is planchette (plan-'shet) from the French word for "little plank." Some believe that the actual inventor's name was Planchette. Wouldn't that be a coincidence? If French is hard for you, call it a message indicator. Never call it a carriage, center dome, cursor, do-hickey, doo-dad, eye, fulcrum, glide, glider, guide, heart, letter finder, locator, marker thingie, marker, mover, paddle, palmier, plachet, plank, plaque, planchard, plantain, platent, plinth, pointer, receptor, shuttle, slider, seer, spade, speaker, stylist, stylus, triangle, or trivet. This is considered very bad form. And whatever you do, never, EVER call it a "puck." If you don't know why, we suggest you look that word up in your dictionary. On second thought, call it anything you please.

I copied this from the faqs on www.museumoftalkingboards.com.  I thought it was funny (especially the plantain part)so I thought I'd post it since the subject came up

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

And is taking no prisoners.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/pages/holiday-magic-coast-style

"With a special performance by George Noory." 


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[wr250]

And is taking no prisoners.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/pages/holiday-magic-coast-style

"With a special performance by George Noory." 


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is it the recital of that story about the lost soldier  and st micheal  that noory plays every year (its prerecorded so he can skip out early)? more importantly will he actually do that live as opposed to a recording?

[Immy]

Wonder if this surprise has anything to do with a change in their online host. I tuned in last night like I always do to I Heart Radio to pick up KFI out of Los Angeles and was redirected to a soft pop station out of New York. So I went to the C2C site and tried other affiliates...they all redirected to the same NY station.

Out of curiosity I checked my local affiliate, which has broadcast Mark Levin from 9pm-12midnight for the last five years, and Jorch was back in his regular slot @ 10pm.

[Dateline]

I think it might be the "Holiday Magic Coast Style."  He remarked that it would be for a good cause, so some or all of the sales of the item may be going to charity?

[paladin1991]

Wonder if this surprise has anything to do with a change in their online host. I tuned in last night like I always do to I Heart Radio to pick up KFI out of Los Angeles and was redirected to a soft pop station out of New York. So I went to the C2C site and tried other affiliates...they all redirected to the same NY station.

Out of curiosity I checked my local affiliate, which has broadcast Mark Levin from 9pm-12midnight for the last five years, and Jorch was back in his regular slot @ 10pm.

Igot the same surpise.  Took a bit of fiddling around for KFI to come back up. 

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

How about a CD of Gabcast holiday magic?  I would buy that!

[pate]

Last words on the Chinook helicopter full of SEALS that got shot down in Afghanistan:

"Hey . . . why is that little Afghani kid giving us the finger?"

True story.

[pate]

I am guessing the announcement is either the Hawaiian studio is ready (george's girlfriend lives there) or Jimmy is the new weekend host.

Is this his Hawaiian 'girlfriend?' :

http://www.joanocean.com/index.html

[paladin1991]

Is this his Hawaiian 'girlfriend?' :

http://www.joanocean.com/index.html

Chick has a 16 acre ranch in Hawaii.  Let me buy something fm her.  It must be hell trying to support that lifestyle.....

[PB the Deplorable]

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[qaddisin]

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It makes me think that there is no single GN. There is just a collection of body doubles created by PremRat, so that if one goes down they have a replacement readily available.

[zeebo]

I think it might be the "Holiday Magic Coast Style."  He remarked that it would be for a good cause, so some or all of the sales of the item may be going to charity?

They're giving a way a free spoonful of Carnivora to the needy.

[ADG12311990]

And is taking no prisoners.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/pages/holiday-magic-coast-style

"With a special performance by George Noory." 


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Nope. Just Nope. If any alien invasion fleets are nearby. Seriously, it's time to blow this planet up before Snoory starts singing.

[popple]

Hewwwwwwwww R yewwwwwwwww