George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

He also likes to insert a little "of course" after looking things up, as if to cover up.

"The Outer Limits, of course, was the show"

This is, of course, correct.   

[zeebo]

Showtime!  And the suckage begins.

Speaking of suckage, these new (to me at least) Carnivora ads that sound like Noory's "interviewing" Ty "frequent c2c guest" Bollinger are just totally reprehensible.  You know there are some folks getting confused and thinking it's actually the show and not a commercial, although these days it is really hard to tell the difference.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Speaking of suckage, these new (to me at least) Carnivora ads that sound like Noory's "interviewing" Ty "frequent c2c guest" Bollinger are just totally reprehensible.  You know there are some folks getting confused and thinking it's actually the show and not a commercial, although these days it is really hard to tell the difference.

Didn't he do the same type of obviously edited together "interview" commercial for time shares or some other kind of questionable vacation rentals with Roseanne and then Tanya Roberts a few years ago? 

[BattyBrooke]

This guest discussing voting fraud is cheeky as hell. You can hear her smiling from ear to ear with everything she says, broken up only by giggling and laughing. She's too old for any of that ridiculousness. It's not even cute on young women.

[NoMoreNoory]

George says they're still working on a camera for him in the L.A. studio.  How long does that take, really?

Best Buy. Webcam. USB cabling. Screw. Plug.

That long.

Joorch getting all bitchy with Coast Insiders on automatic renewal for not keeping their card details up to date. Obvious that would be the reason the number of renewals is doubtless plummeting. Nothing at all to do with the show sucking balls, George. Not at all.

At the beginning of a new week of suckery, can I put an early marker down for Thursday's riveting discussion on the future of the car. Jetsons. Flying car.

[paladin1991]

Okay.  That is enough.  I really can't take anymore tonight. 

[SnapT]

George should get ready to wave to Pat Boone, because he's driven this show so far into the ground that it's about to hit THE CENTER OF THE EARTH.

[zeebo]

This guest discussing voting fraud is cheeky as hell. You can hear her smiling from ear to ear with everything she says, broken up only by giggling and laughing. She's too old for any of that ridiculousness. It's not even cute on young women.

What was that total non-sequiter though, where she was discussing voter suppression or such and Noory just blurts out "What about voting online, that will be something won't it" (paraphrasing whatever generic lazy 3x5 card dreck that he just wanted to rush forward with.)  The guest couldn't help but say the obvious "Well that's a very different issue altogether."  <Insert facepalm picture here>

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I was looking forward to this interview and maybe I'm just tired, but this guest seems to be talking a lot and not saying much.  I can't seem to keep my attention on the discussion.

[bateman]

Note: Journalist David Quammen will be rescheduled.

Maybe he heard some of Noory's other "interviews" on the show & decided against it...

[nextgen.fm]

SHE STILL ON?

JEESHZ...

Open up the phone lines George we have important shit to speak of

[21st Century Man]

Wow,  George has a guest with creepy stories to tell.  Is he interviewing one of his exes? No, drat. I thought he was only going to have scary shows before Halloween.  You say all of his shows are scary?  Point taken!

[nextgen.fm]

Our George just pronounced MAL-WARE as "MOLE WEAR"

[zeebo]

"Hat-Man", "Shadow Spiders", and four personal "Jesus Encounters" .... Do you ever wonder how these people get by on a daily basis?  Is just going to the store for tomatoes some kind of paranormal experience?  When they walk to the mailbox do they have mystical moments that rival the shamans and gurus? 

[Étouffée]

Our George just pronounced MAL-WARE as "MOLE WEAR"

Mole Wear

[nooryisawesome]

[Nick el Ass]

All three fans are in the background, and the dude is waving the wrong way.

[norrykilledc2c]

Where is the grassy knoll when you need it?

[Juan Cena]

"Hat-Man", "Shadow Spiders", and four personal "Jesus Encounters" .... Do you ever wonder how these people get by on a daily basis?  Is just going to the store for tomatoes some kind of paranormal experience?  When they walk to the mailbox do they have mystical moments that rival the shamans and gurus?

I'd like to see someone come on and try to claim that Slenderman is real. I think Steve Warner actually tried to claim there were real-life legends similar to him.

[Scully]

This is all very disconcerting..
And quite frankly I thought I was the only one who didn't like Jimmy Church, his voice, his style, or his demeanor.
Perhaps now I will be joined happily by those revolted by the photo of him and a very pale George as the midnight rider, coming to steel the toupees of the young.

Not by a long shot, HorrorReporter. It has been suggested that we need a Jimmy Church Sucks thread. You might want to read backwards because Church started out doing well, then morphed into an Ego of the Year contestant.

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,5583.0.html

[Little Hater]

Bill from West Hartford added another A to his CV last night, when he called in to regurgitate the usual left-wing bullshit talking points about how requiring ID to vote disenfranchises minority citizens and the poor. He's now the atheist amateur astronomer ACLU-member asshole.

[ItsOver]

George says they're still working on a camera for him in the L.A. studio.  How long does that take, really?

Let's hope it takes at least as long as it takes to build a studio in Hawaii.

[ItsOver]

Not by a long shot, HorrorReporter. It has been suggested that we need a Jimmy Church Sucks thread. You might want to read backwards because Church started out doing well, then morphed into an Ego of the Year contestant.

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,5583.0.html

Trying to ride on the coat tails of Art wasn't enough for Mr. Church.  "The next Art Bell?"  Ha!  From Dark Matter to the Dark Side.

[albrecht]

I'd like to see someone come on and try to claim that Slenderman is real. I think Steve Warner actually tried to claim there were real-life legends similar to him.

I think Clyde Lewis had an elaborate theory related to evil avatars in Hinduism and to ancient Babylonian gods (and likely some numerology) that "slenderman is real, if the subject believe it to be so" and that certain demons or spirits could be "manifested" or created by group consciousness and the internet. Tenuous, although I guess a psychiatrist or judge could determine that someone "believe slenderman was true," and then do some mayhem as some sacrifice to him- but that is far different than "manifesting" him into reality or him ACTUALLY being true. Regardless of this theories at least he can talk, has knowledge of religions, etc. Unlike Norry who will just throw out stuff like "what is evil?" and infamously a week ago "does God exist" and then breaking out some thoughts that a below-average child might ask at Sunday School and issues that have been addressed by Church councils and writings centuries ago.
-GNS

[HorrorReporter]

  Trying to ride on the coat tails of Art wasn't enough for Mr. Church.  "The next Art Bell?"  Ha!  From Dark Matter to the Dark Side.

I did go back and check things out.. I concur. Thankfully others do in fact think that it's much better for our souls to skip Church..

How about we start a Connie Willis does not suck thread. Just for fun.

[ItsOver]

I did go back and check things out.. I concur. Thankfully others do in fact think that it's much better for our souls to skip Church..

How about we start a Connie Willis does not suck thread. Just for fun.

Since he's now one of Jorch's lackies, I sincerely hope he's gotten the memo to maintain Jorch's Super Suck Sunday tradition of playing really sucky bumper music from poor desperate folks who I hope have a day job.  One Sunday a month is just not enough.  Go all the way, Jimmy!

[VtaGeezer]

Noory let slip his new rightie crank theme...if any Dem wins today, they must have stolen it. 

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Since he's now one of Jorch's lackies, I sincerely hope he's gotten the memo to maintain Jorch's Super Suck Sunday tradition of playing really sucky bumper music from poor desperate folks who I hope have a day job.  One Sunday a month is just not enough.  Go all the way, Jimmy!

Drowning Submerging new artists every Sunday would be a good way to reduce bumper music royalty expenses.  They could plow the savings back into GN's TV show on the internet.

BTW, do you still have that picture of Jorchgo you made?  I was hoping he'd make an appearance for Halloween.  Maybe next year?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Noory let slip his new rightie crank theme...if any Dem wins today, they must have stolen it.

Of course they'll have stolen it.  What else is new?

http://nationalreport.net/warning-solar-powered-voting-machines-switching-republican-votes-democratic-ones/

[ComeBackArt]

Of course they'll have stolen it.  What else is new?

http://nationalreport.net/warning-solar-powered-voting-machines-switching-republican-votes-democratic-ones/

Of course, tar sands oil and coal powered machines are turning Democratic votes to Republican ones, so...