George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

Joorch pulled off a metaphysical mind bender last night by declaring that 'it' (You know….it……erm…..all of it……) is 'unravelling and imploding'. How these two things can happen at the same time, he didn't explain...

George has recently begun a study course in the pronunciation and usage of multi-syllable words

[ItsOver]

Joorch pulled off a metaphysical mind bender last night by declaring that 'it' (You know….it……erm…..all of it……) is 'unravelling and imploding'. How these two things can happen at the same time, he didn't explain.

Not so much with his second guest, Professor Todd Murphy. Coming back from a break, The Nooron quotes the sub-title of the prof's book, Secret Pathways. It is 'The Brain's Role In Religious And Mystic Experiences'. Joorch declared that this fascinates him, because 'just by reading that' (and we know that's as much as he's going to read), you would conclude that without the brain, you don't have religious experiences. At this point, Murphy dragged the conversation back to the unfinished point he was making before the break. Noory allowed him to do this but, undeterred, went at it again.

GN: Let's take the brain out of it. Are you saying we're not going to have that experience?
TM: Without a brain?
GN: Without a brain. Purely consciousness. Something out there.
TM: Well, without a brain, I don't believe we could experience anything at all.
GN: A-ha!

George Noory: uniquely placed to comment on experiencing the world without a brain.

Hahaha! Laugh of the day!  "Scarecrow" Noory.

[WOTR]

I wonder if the one-neuron-nooron will ever have guest Stanley Romanek back on to talk about his alien abductions?

From the c2c guest bio:

Stanley Romanek, "...was arrested Thursday on charges related to the distribution of child pornography." (Feb 2014)
...

One of my favourite posters... I have missed the fun tidbits of info you bring such as this.  I seem to recall Jorch wanting to interview or debate about child porn or pedophiles awhile back on his program and now he has a ready-made guest.

[ItsOver]

Hahaha! Laugh of the day!  "Scarecrow" Noory.

"There are no coincidences." - George Noory"



If he only had a brain.

[WOTR]

GN: Let's take the brain out of it. Are you saying we're not going to have that experience?
TM: Without a brain?
GN: Without a brain. Purely consciousness. Something out there.
TM: Well, without a brain, I don't believe we could experience anything at all.
GN: A-ha!

I cannot believe that I missed that exchange.  It really needs it's own thread (possibly titled "the best of.")  The poor guest would be left speculating what would happen to somebody without a brain but for the fact that the host is demonstrating the results admirably.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

GN: Let's take the brain out of it. Are you saying we're not going to have that experience?
TM: Without a brain?
GN: Without a brain. Purely consciousness. Something out there.
TM: Well, without a brain, I don't believe we could experience anything at all.
GN: A-ha!

George Noory: uniquely placed to comment on experiencing the world without a brain.

Thanks for recording that gem. I'm pretty sure Descartes could have done an ok job with that line of questioning, but Noory is just a lost cause.

[ItsOver]

I'm still laughing over Noory's latest episode of brainless boobery. )

[albrecht]

Thanks for recording that gem. I'm pretty sure Descartes could have done an ok job with that line of questioning, but Noory is just a lost cause.

It might be time for a super torrent (or at least youtube video) consisting of all of George's bizarre questions, lame comments, pointless interjections, guffaws, and mispronunciations.

[NoMoreNoory]

It might be time for a super torrent (or at least youtube video) consisting of all of George's bizarre questions, lame comments, pointless interjections, guffaws, and mispronunciations.

Jesus, that would go on for hours!! But wait. Isn't that what becoming a Coast Insider is? You know, that fun little club where people get together to download and podcast. Plus you get access to a whole five years of suckery. Your personal library of the non-thoughts of Chairman Noory. And all for just 15 cents a day, folks!

[Nebraska888]

Joorch pulled off a metaphysical mind bender last night by declaring that 'it' (You know….it……erm…..all of it……) is 'unravelling and imploding'. How these two things can happen at the same time, he didn't explain.

Not so much with his second guest, Professor Todd Murphy. Coming back from a break, The Nooron quotes the sub-title of the prof's book, Secret Pathways. It is 'The Brain's Role In Religious And Mystic Experiences'. Joorch declared that this fascinates him, because 'just by reading that' (and we know that's as much as he's going to read), you would conclude that without the brain, you don't have religious experiences. At this point, Murphy dragged the conversation back to the unfinished point he was making before the break. Noory allowed him to do this but, undeterred, went at it again.

GN: Let's take the brain out of it. Are you saying we're not going to have that experience?
TM: Without a brain?
GN: Without a brain. Purely consciousness. Something out there.
TM: Well, without a brain, I don't believe we could experience anything at all.
GN: A-ha!

George Noory: uniquely placed to comment on experiencing the world without a brain.

I couldn't believe what I was hearing.....apparently, I was in GOOD company.  WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN?   

[fotd]

that fun little club

I almost threw my phone against the wall reading that.  I see red every time I hear him use this terminology.  Only in his pea brain could downloading mp3s of mindless drivel be "fun".

[fotd]

George:
isn't technology amazing he's in europe on the far side of the planet on his cell phone!


arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh, you fucking idiot!

[zeebo]

Wasn't this Robert Morningstar the guy who saw all kinds of Mars patterns after enlarging NASA photos and printing out at high contrast on his old dot-matrix printer?  (Must be under the tutelage of Rich C. Hoagland.)

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

For some reason, when Robert Morningstar talks, all I hear is,

"I am Kirok!

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[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

"Water is ubiquitous on the moon.  That means it's everywhere."  -- Robert Morningstar

[Mike.]

That last hour was painful.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

That last hour was painful.

Yeah, but it was almost a good kind of painful. That twaddle about wearing ancient, magical Chinese moon pants while doing a moondance in lunar Fairyland was worth the price of admission.

[yumyumtree]

So this guest likes to talk about scenarios in which large numbers of people die at once in fairly horrible ways. So that's up George's alley.

Now this guest seems to think that some atmospheric incident would be mistaken for a nuclear attack and the people in federal government wouldn't be convinced otherwise. Give them some credit. Even the people in the Obama administration are t that dumb. When I lived in Missoula Mt. St. Helens blew up and a few thought it was a nuclear attack, but as soon as word got out it was a volcano, they got over it.

They were saying something about the Malaysian airliner and being coy and I missed it. Did anybody catch it?

George has to bring up one of his idols--Edgar Cayce.

[yumyumtree]

Yeah, but it was almost a good kind of painful. That twaddle about wearing ancient, magical Chinese moon pants while doing a moondance in lunar Fairyland was worth the price of admission.

Yes, I thought so.

[zeebo]

Yeah, but it was almost a good kind of painful. That twaddle about wearing ancient, magical Chinese moon pants while doing a moondance in lunar Fairyland was worth the price of admission.

Damn I wish my ancient Chinese moon pants were the magical kind.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Damn I wish my ancient Chinese moon pants were the magical kind.

"It's a marvelous night to wear moonpants,
'Neath glass towers that reach to the sky.
A fantabulous night to make romance,
'Neath the secret base hidden on the dark side."

[michio]

"The questions I sent Lisa..."

Did anyone else catch Quayle saying that about 15 mins ago?

Confirmed: Jorchie's questions are supplied by the guests. Snoory finds a new sub-sub-basement of suckage.

The not breathing Quayle sent Lisa a list of prepared questions, for the eloquent and deep-thinking interviewer sNoory to rapid-fire off one by one and interrupt the flow of conversation? How interesting and revealing of the One Neuron. "Wow!"

Peter Ward told Georgie he really knows his stuff, as he referred to sNoory's intern or Butler Tommy's prepared 3x5 index card question about panspermia. No, Mr. Ward, sNoory does not know his stuff. He's a science poser, an indefatigable promoter of climate science mockery and grand champion of pseudo-science quackery. To cut to the chase, sNoory sucks.

http://bigthink.com/users/peterward

[narcissist noory]

Peter~ my phones dying i gotta go!

GN~ hows you're phone now?

Peter~ it's fine, my gf is here and were goin out for Thai..

L-O-L

[Treading Water]

"It's a marvelous night to wear moonpants,
'Neath glass towers that reach to the sky.
A fantabulous night to make romance,
'Neath the secret base hidden on the dark side."

Hahahahahahaha.   
Now I'm never going to be able to listen to that song without thinking this!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahaha   Wwwaaaaaaaa....     

[George Drooly]

Hahaha! Laugh of the day!  "Scarecrow" Noory.

Follow the yellow brick portal

[George49]

Did anyone hear George pay homage to his dead cousin the other night that was on one of the 9/11 planes?

"I lost a cousin that was through my Mother's marrawge through her sister?...He's Dead!! "

HA! HA! LOL! Noory classic! What a tribute!

[expat]

"Put a chunk of ice in a glass of water and when it melts, the level rises"

No, George, it does not. That's the whole fucking point about the difference between the arctic and the antarctic, in terms of sea-level. Your guest just fucking said that.

[albrecht]

That's implying that George knew what "pre-Vatican II Catholic Church" even meant.

http://news.yahoo.com/vatican-gives-thumbs-exorcist-association-162841376.html
I guess they are now affiliated with Roman Catholic Church now!
-GNS

[pyewacket]

Did anyone hear George pay homage to his dead cousin the other night that was on one of the 9/11 planes?

"I lost a cousin that was through my Mother's marrawge through her sister?...He's Dead!! "

HA! HA! LOL! Noory classic! What a tribute!

This is one of the many, many, many, things I find odd about the man. How hard is it for a college educated, seasoned editor to simply state, " a cousin on my mother's side of the family.... or my mother's (fill in the blank)" ? I'm no expert on genealogy, but this sounds too evasive of a reference and could sound like he's making it up. For crying out loud! If you have a relative die in a tragic event like that- wouldn't you know their name and just how you were related? "Mother's marriage through her sister?" What the hell does that mean? Mother's sibling or sister-in-law? Sister or sister-in-law's child? I'm no expert but "Cousins" have an established system to describe exact relationships. Not that hard to chart out- if you have a list of common ancestors.   

I used to work in research and this sloppy treatment of information exasperates me. Sorry. Rant over. Proceed with GNS!!!!
   

[Mike.]

 
Power of Water/ Subtle Energy & Telekinesis
Date:   07-03-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Gerald Pollack, Phil Kava
First Half: Professor of bioengineering the University of Washington, Gerald Pollack, will discuss his research on revolutionary new insights on the power of water to help us understand secrets pf nature and health. His work supports the theories of Dr. Batmanghelidj who claimed that drinking lots of water reversed many medical conditions.

2nd Half: Abduction experiencer and energy worker Phil Kava has appeared on Uncovering Aliens on the Discovery Channel. He'll address his work with subtle energy, ESP, the power of intent, and telepathy. He is especially interested in telekinesis and claims that humans have the ability to move objects simply by using the power of their mind.

Website(s):
philkava.com
faculty.washington.edu
Book(s):
On The Shoulders of Giants
The Fourth Phase of Water
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The first guest would make for an interesting interview, if not for noory. The later statement of cure any disease by drininking gallons of, baking soda infused, water shows the new age direction we already knew the topic would be taken too.

Does anyone else hear the guest banging his/her head in frustration ove g.n. questions?