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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

ZHero

Quote from: zeebo on June 18, 2014, 11:50:20 PM
It's always good to get in the same mindset of the people who made them.  :)



bigchucka

"As you know, we have a studio in Hawaii."

Didn't Adolf Hitler say something like "If you continue to tell a lie for long enough, people will believe it."?

paladin1991

'They're everywhere!'  And with that, I'm gone.

zeebo

George has already been bucked off this horse.  His head is spinning trying to keep up with all the topic swings.

zeebo

Miller still has the same weird tittering laugh.

zeebo

In addition to his knowledge of advanced physics and organic farming, he at one time ran SRI, designed protocols for the SEALs, and wrote the first 8 episodes of the X Files.  Just a small sampling of the RA Miller experience.

bigchucka

Quote from: bigchucka on June 19, 2014, 12:14:03 AM
"As you know, we have a studio in Hawaii."

Didn't Adolf Hitler say something like "If you continue to tell a lie for long enough, people will believe it."?

It's looking like if this fucking thing even exists, it's at KHVH in Honolulu.  Maybe we should ask someone there about his studio's existence.



Good morning.  I just heard an exciting announcement from Phil Hendrie during his 6/18 podcast on TuneIn at approx. 1:25:50.  ART BELL WILL MAKE AN APPEARANCE at Phil's July 30 show at The Hollywood Improv.

Of course, Phil does a one-man show, and has been known to do an impersonation (a really wicked one) of Art so...Art probably won't really be there.  However, in light of the complete dearth of actual Art Bell news, I thought this qualified.

expat

"99% of disease is caused by dehydration."

"Water from plastic bottles is toxic."

Good responsible, factual, broadcasting, that. OR NOT.

albrecht

Quote from: zeebo on June 18, 2014, 08:42:56 PM
Guys, even though a Noory nite, you may want to check out guest Richard Alan Miller.  Last time he was on, with JB Wells was friggin crazy.  One of the wildest guests I'd heard.  Worth listening to perhaps just for raw entertainment value. The posts last time he was on might give a clue to what we might have in store.

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=2167.msg225553#msg225553
anyone have a link to that show when Richard Alan Miller was on C2C with JBW? It sounds like a classic crazy show that I missed.
GNS

bigchucka

Quote from: albrecht on June 19, 2014, 06:51:50 AM
anyone have a link to that show when Richard Alan Miller was on C2C with JBW? It sounds like a classic crazy show that I missed.
GNS

There ya be.

Quote from: Seraphim27 on January 12, 2014, 12:52:38 PM
I've uploaded the files here: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/kwcptc9p2f2b5/C2C%2001-11-14

RcCle

Quote from: albrecht on June 19, 2014, 06:51:50 AM
anyone have a link to that show when Richard Alan Miller was on C2C with JBW? It sounds like a classic crazy show that I missed.
GNS

He admits he has Asperger's, which explains some of his behavior. 

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: bigchucka on June 19, 2014, 12:14:03 AM
"As you know, we have a studio in Hawaii."

It was an impressive double from Joorch. He managed to get the Hawaii studio and 9 years in the Navy in the same sentence. I suspect they must play some kind of bingo in the studio. Noticeable too that he said 'we have' a studio. Present tense. Hasn't the studio always existed only in some undefined future? I don't remember any announcement of the Grand Opening.


albrecht

Quote from: zeebo on June 19, 2014, 12:25:14 AM
Miller still has the same weird tittering laugh.
Like a mad scientist in some b-movie. I sort of like the laugh it adds to the craziness of the show. By the way, I can't find any verification of all his education (Wash St, MIT, etc), contacts ("Old Man" DuPont) Monsanto, NAVY SEALS, etc on a quick search of even his own site?

I like this question:
George: -someone- "is microwaving his tea. Why he is doing that?"
Dr.Richard Alan Miller "warming it up."

Dateline

Alternate time line maybe?  I thought a couple of years ago J.B. Wells took a week and went to Hawaii.  There were pictures taken from there.  While there he broadcasted from that Hawaiian studio. 

I also thought that Jennifer Anniston had had twins in the recent past.

Quote from: expat on June 19, 2014, 06:31:51 AM
"99% of disease is caused by dehydration."

"Water from plastic bottles is toxic."

Good responsible, factual, broadcasting, that. OR NOT.

Abshow-wuuntly

yumyumtree

Miller was the Schrödinger's cat house guy, right? Wild.

karios8

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on June 18, 2014, 06:13:28 PM
Tommy is always there to hold his hand and smooth the bumps out of his path, and Jorch is often released from Monkey Jungle to mush out a few words and pose for photos with his adoring fans.

So you're saying Tommy is Jorch's personal Cream Roller?



wr250

tonights show is a favorite of snoorons. worst case scenarios , probably with dead kids and mean babies.

George Drooly

Quote from: bigchucka on June 19, 2014, 12:14:03 AM
"As you know, we have a studio in Hawaii."

The only thing they have in Hawaii is a one square foot plot on a 70 degree grade George bought from an ad in a comic book in 1972.

albrecht

Tonight!
Worst Case Scenarios/ Planet X
Thu 06-19
First Half: Author and preparedness expert Mat Stein will discuss his own worst case scenarioâ€"the recent death of his wife from cancer and her refusal to try alternative treatment until it was too late, and how the experience has been a profound spiritual journey.<--Why never a show with the family of a dead cancer victim who, instead of seeking an actual oncologist, road it out with magic water, toomeric, homeopathy, a psychic healer, or some quack medical advice or device?

2nd Half: Author, publisher, and former CNN science features news producer, Marshall Masters will provide an update on new evidence pouring in for an object on the other side of the sun, which could be Planet X. <--Key word here is "FORMER" and "producer" (not a scientist likely but a tv show producer, and a former one at that.

zeebo

Quote from: yumyumtree on June 19, 2014, 11:38:13 AM
Miller was the Schrödinger's cat house guy, right? Wild.

Haha yes.  Here was my attempt that night to write down the quote for posterity:

"You were who you are and who you will be... the body's like an antenna which is a four-dimensional hologram of five-space ... that five-space suggests that it's possible to change the movie ... it's like Schrodinger's cat-house where some cats are alive and others are not ... anyway there are 8 neurological circuits which are outlined in 8 chapters in my book."

yumyumtree

Sounds like a mash up of "What the Bleep Do We Know?" and Hoarders.

yumyumtree

Regardless how the worst case scenario starts, in this guys case, a personal tragedy, I'm sure they'll get around to shit-hits-the-fan. I don't mean to make fun of it, it's good to have extra food and water stored and stuff, but Ive kind of gotten tired of it on Free Republic. There's one guy whose screen name is actually SHTF. I think he's selling something. It's hard not to get cynical when they see in practically every news story civil unrest and societal breakdown right around the corner. I'm afraid that it will be like the boy who cried wolf. When and if the real thing comes along, well be cynical enough not to pay attention.

It's interesting that this guy says his wife had cancer and waited too long before trying alternative treatments. Usually the reverse happens, but of course I don't have much use for alternative cancer treatments as a rule.

michio

Quote from: laserjock on June 18, 2014, 03:33:29 PM
You know, we should all fast blast him with a link to this thread, if he reads the thread he might get the message.  He might get scared straight...  He needs to stop taking those qualoods or whatever he is on...

Georgie has said he's grown a thick skin to handle all of the criticisms befitting a world-class celebrity, but he neglected to add he has a thick skull to match.  Trust me, reading is not his problem.  But I'll add that reading is his problem at the start of the show, if you know what I mean.

pyewacket

Quote from: michio on June 19, 2014, 09:37:21 PM
Georgie .............  a world-class celebrity


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D- you used those two in the same sentence!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

zeebo

George does not seem to understand prepositions.  He said something happened at Saturday, not on.  And a while back he said something happened on St. Louis, not at.  When he was a kid, he must have fallen at his head.

bigchucka

Cody Lundin got "future endeavored" four episodes into the fourth season of Dual Survival.  That's a pretty good show too, in my opinion.  Man vs Wild/ Survivorman style show...

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