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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Quote from: pate on June 17, 2014, 01:50:13 AM
"Were they robots?"

That's a new one, to me anyway...

Some ufologists think the greys are androids created by either the Reptilians or the Nordics. Worker drones.  I tend to think they are a separate race. This is pure speculation on my part but to me it seems that the Reptilians could be demonic (Satan = Serpent) and the Nordics, being tall, blonde and blue-eyed, could be angelic.  I have not heard many stories about the Nordics but they do seem to be there on the fringes of the abduction theory.  I have not read anything reliable though about Reptilians.  I first heard about them on Coast but never have read a book where they have been involved in abductions.  Nothing believable anyway.  The Greys are the main aliens discussed in books.

michio

Georgie wanted us to call in with our "MSG horror stories."  I didn't have one of those to share, but I did have a horror story involving an inept radio host and a destroyed radio.


pate

Aha, I thought it was a new Noorological question on the cue cards;  like the portal & whatifEinsteinhadacomputer questions...

Guest: So bigfoot was throwing rocks around the tent...

sNoory:  Gee whiz!  Do you think it was a robot?

Guest:  What?

sNoory:  Have you ever seen the Six Million Dollar Man episode where the Bigfoot was a robot?

Guest:  Um...

edit: capitalized "Man" so as not to have an unpleasant run-in with the Grammar Police

Guy From V

Quote from: zeebo on June 16, 2014, 11:59:05 PM
Noory keen observation of the night:  "Everything is everywhere."

I came in here specifically to say how fucking dumb that statement was,  I love that stuff.


ericdxx

you don't understand how George Noory has tried to diversify the show in a way that Art Bell couldn't . Just listen to Art's show on Sirius. It doesn't touch on all those emotional stories and financial stuff...not to mention the shows Ian did...

Art Bell is obviously the better radio host but you don't seem to understand what it is that Noory has tried to accomplish with the show.

/\ is this another joke?
the only thing he seems to be doing with the show is a last minute course correction(split show bs)-as opposed to running it head on into the iceberg

Quote from: ericdxx on June 17, 2014, 05:50:46 AM
you don't understand how George Noory has tried to diversify the show in a way that Art Bell couldn't . Just listen to Art's show on Sirius. It doesn't touch on all those emotional stories and financial stuff...not to mention the shows Ian did...

Art Bell is obviously the better radio host but you don't seem to understand what it is that Noory has tried to accomplish with the show.


Have you had your shots?

ItsOver

This must be the day they let the patients at the institution access to the internet.

NoMoreNoory

Welcome! Which are you: relative or PremRat intern?

zeebo

Quote from: Paper*Boy on June 17, 2014, 07:05:26 AM
Have you had your shots?

Quote from: ItsOver on June 17, 2014, 07:50:48 AM
This must be the day they let the patients at the institution access to the internet.


Haha I don't know which of these is funnier, so I'm just gonna give an LOL x 2.

laserjock

Quote from: ericdxx on June 17, 2014, 05:50:46 AM
you don't understand how George Noory has tried to diversify the show in a way that Art Bell couldn't . Just listen to Art's show on Sirius. It doesn't touch on all those emotional stories and financial stuff...not to mention the shows Ian did...

Art Bell is obviously the better radio host but you don't seem to understand what it is that Noory has tried to accomplish with the show.

Oh?  Please tell us more.  Love to hear your evidence and strong logical facts!  Yes, indeed, Georgy is a JEENIUSS who's only fault is trying to IMPROOV Art Bell's crummy show.

Ian and Art and Knapp ARE the geniuses.  Your idea of diverse topics, care to give us examples?  I don't think George has accomplished that.  If you think inviting Alex Madman Jones on to run his crazy diatribes is making the show "diverse" I would have to ask you, sir, where DID you go to school?  I just took an advanced journalism class and I wouldn't call Nooron's programming "diversity", it sure as hell isn't what diversity means to my professor. 

You say he "tried to accomplish".  Are you saying that he DID accomplish that, or not?  What is it, try and fail, or success?  If success, sorry, the only part of success that the huge majority here agree on is the SUCK in success.  I daresay that Ian was plenty more diverse than snoorge, but please, give us your facts, your proof, proof is what George uses, right?

laserjock

Quote from: Catsmile on June 15, 2014, 06:57:26 PM
Don't want you to STFU, but a space after the period would be nice.
Without the space after the period whats next, no spaces, period? itwillalllooklikethisandthatishardtoread,yaknow... FFS
Others use tablets and phones here, and they don't seem to have spacebar issues.

The biggest reason I don't want a tablet at the moment is they are almost useless for any content creation, and just barely better at consuming said content. But wait, if you want a better tablet get a keyboard, maybe add a mouse. Uhh... NOPE! They just described a, wait for it... NOTEBOOK! And for the price they want for a snazzy new tablet, or phone I can buy a kick ass notebook. That will out preform those devices hands down for content creation, and consumption. Only "drawback" I can't put a notebook in me pocket.
The added bonus of portable devices is I can walk around staring into my hand getting in everyones way, or walking into oncoming traffic, like some mindless techno-zombie.
Even better block the view of people behind me at a live event so I can record watch the event on my device, fuck'em all as long as I can see it. AmIrite? Pure rude Faggotry in action. HEY! You little punks, get out of the publics way. And stay off my lawn! 

This ain't Twatter, or MyFace. You have the luxury of more than 140 characters.
Also if you like/dislike something make a real reply to said post.
Fuck a bunch of brain dead like buttons. This is a forum. Forums are driven by discussion.
If that is to much for people to understand, stick to the SpaceBooks and Tweeters.
The web is full of unsocial ME-ME-MEdia sites.
[/Rant]  ::)

Funny, he can put spaces where he does want them, including calling a 250 pound man a LITTLE suck ass.  I understand that tablets and phones aren't the best devices to use to chat on our forum, so I have to ask the obvious, why are you using it, doh? 

Speaking of which, I need to figure out how to turn off the damned auto correct in my iPhone texting app, it's quite annoying, it won't let me type what I want, I have managed to avoid texting until this year, I hate handhelds, people are drawn to them like flies, and yet, they blame them when they are too lazy and ignorant to use reasonable language.  Sounds kinda like Noory logic, to me...

Dateline

All of this diatribe is Beyond Unbelievable. 

No, Sailor here. Swab the decks Matee.

VtaGeezer

Looks like GN is on another New Age/Health jag; every show this week looks to be touchy-feely crap.

VtaGeezer

Quote from: ericdxx on June 17, 2014, 05:50:46 AM
you don't understand how George Noory has tried to diversify the show in a way that Art Bell couldn't . Just listen to Art's show on Sirius. It doesn't touch on all those emotional stories and financial stuff...not to mention the shows Ian did...

Art Bell is obviously the better radio host but you don't seem to understand what it is that Noory has tried to accomplish with the show.
He diversified from weird and crypto stuff to doomsday and gloom.   The show used to be fun with Bell; now its usually a downer.

wr250

Quote from: VtaGeezer on June 17, 2014, 12:50:55 PM
Looks like GN is on another New Age/Health jag; every show this week looks to be touchy-feely crap.

new age crap, in the air
george noory sucks
and  new age guests speweth forth

laserjock

Quote from: Izintit? on June 15, 2014, 07:46:04 AM
Listen you little prick don`t ever tell me to stfu in a forum you little suckass.

Ok, I kept thinking, should this be ignored, a threat?  Don't tell you to improve your legibility or else what?  Come to my (tough, dangerous) neighborhood and beat my little ass down?

I tried to speak in a reasonable manner and express a request that, it seems to me, most folks here agree upon:  If you regularly post, it would be nice if it is readable.  Or are you just posting verbal diarrhea because you like to see your words up in lights?  If you want people to not ignore you and to not discount your opinions, shouldn't you at least show them a small modicum of respect and type like you care about them?  Or is this how you communicate IRL?

Don't use the excuse that it's your phablet, if that were true, why isn't everyone typing like a child here?  Show people some common respect, if you want to express a viewpoint, express it with some reasonable, not perfect, REASONABLE clarity.  It might even show you have some self respect.  OR, you can continue to make threats, call people names, and type like someone a third your age...

By the way, I'm certain most here would agree, it is a reasonable request and is something most people want, because if they didn't, why are THEY all taking the time and effort to do it the right way?  It's all about reciprocity, or, is that word too difficult to look up on your phablet?

pyewacket

Quote from: ericdxx on June 17, 2014, 05:50:46 AM
you don't understand how George Noory has tried to diversify the show in a way that Art Bell couldn't . Just listen to Art's show on Sirius. It doesn't touch on all those emotional stories and financial stuff...not to mention the shows Ian did...

Art Bell is obviously the better radio host but you don't seem to understand what it is that Noory has tried to accomplish with the show.

I'm not following your thinking. Art's show was about the paranormal topics few, if any at all, would talk about. He did talk about current events when it was of interest.

Coast to Coast used to excite your anticipation for the strange and unusual. George is nothing like Art. Sports teams retire the numbers of star players and Clear channel should have changed the name of the show when George took over. George, could then pursue his own format and we could chose to take it or leave it. I stopped thinking of the show as C2C - it's the GN show now. GNS

Hiya, long time lurker, first time poster here. I didn't realise until after I had registered that my username was very similar to someone else's, so I need to re-register unless it can be changed by a mod.

Anyway, I found evidence that George Noory has turned to the dark side and wanted to share.

GNS.

ziznak

you've been reported to the moderator...


welcome to bellgab  :)

FallenSeraph

Just catching up on last night's show while I kick back with an adult beverage and Candy Crush.

Five minutes in and ...

OH MY GOD HE JUST PRONOUNCED PUBERTY AS "POOBERTY"!

Followed by pronouncing Tikrit as "TICK Reet."

His tribute to Casey could have been poignant if he wouldn't have tried to be clever and read it in the exact style as the way Casey once read his letters on "American Top 40." There was that implied "see what I just did there!" Ugh. :(

I haven't even made it to eight minutes in and I'm stopping. I'll just read this thread to see what I'm missing.  :-\

bigchucka

Quote from: WestOfTheRockies on June 17, 2014, 02:09:38 PM
Hiya, long time lurker, first time poster here. I didn't realise until after I had registered that my username was very similar to someone else's, so I need to re-register unless it can be changed by the mod.

MV is the guy that can get that done for you.


albrecht

Quote from: zeebo on June 17, 2014, 04:43:59 PM
Yep, MV knows people.
With all his powers I wonder if he is a part of "THEM."

onan

Quote from: albrecht on June 17, 2014, 04:49:19 PM
With all his powers I wonder if he is a part of "THEM."

Nah, them wishes they were MV.

FallenSeraph

Tonight. (yawn)

Meditation Neuroscience/ Conquering Challenges

Date:   06-17-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Scott Schmaren, Dan Harris
First Half: Co-anchor of ABC News Nightline and the weekend edition of Good Morning America, Dan Harris will talk about his work as a reporter and his research of the neuroscience of meditation. (Next week: Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford!)

2nd Half: Keynote speaker, author and expert in neuroperformance, Scott Schmaren will discuss his journey to transform his life, maintain a weight loss of over 170 pounds, and conquer life's challenges. (With turmeric!)

Quote from: ericdxx on June 17, 2014, 05:50:46 AM
you don't understand how George Noory has tried to diversify the show in a way that Art Bell couldn't . Just listen to Art's show on Sirius. It doesn't touch on all those emotional stories and financial stuff...not to mention the shows Ian did...

Art Bell is obviously the better radio host but you don't seem to understand what it is that Noory has tried to accomplish with the show.


George has no say about the topics. He did not write his own book, or co-author the others. He agrees with every guest because he really doesn't have an opinion about much. He is a one-dimensional paper doll. His sympathy is an act. The only true emotions he has are that he loves his family and he would probably love them to death, no matter what they did. He has only lasted because someone powerful wants him in his spot. When one compares the brisk, yet warm and friendly sign-off of Knapp: "goodnight everyone!" to the syrupy and sentimental (with no true sentiment) of Jorch's "be safe everyone".... well, there is no comparison. 

Quote from: Seraphim27 on June 17, 2014, 04:58:26 PM
Tonight. (yawn)

Meditation Neuroscience/ Conquering Challenges

Date:   06-17-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Scott Schmaren, Dan Harris
First Half: Co-anchor of ABC News Nightline and the weekend edition of Good Morning America, Dan Harris will talk about his work as a reporter and his research of the neuroscience of meditation. (Next week: Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford!)

2nd Half: Keynote speaker, author and expert in neuroperformance, Scott Schmaren will discuss his journey to transform his life, maintain a weight loss of over 170 pounds, and conquer life's challenges. (With turmeric!)


A speshul show for ericdxx...

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