George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ziznak]

I was always taught 2 spaces and thats what I stick to.  Unfortunately, I abuse the elipsis like those noory-whores do lines of tooooomeric. 

was just stopping by because I heard george just say the word "impetus." 


I sharted...

[Catsmile]

Listen you little prick don`t ever tell me to stfu in a forum you little suckass.

Don't want you to STFU, but a space after the period would be nice.
Without the space after the period whats next, no spaces, period? itwillalllooklikethisandthatishardtoread,yaknow... FFS
Others use tablets and phones here, and they don't seem to have spacebar issues.

The biggest reason I don't want a tablet at the moment is they are almost useless for any content creation, and just barely better at consuming said content. But wait, if you want a better tablet get a keyboard, maybe add a mouse. Uhh... NOPE! They just described a, wait for it... NOTEBOOK! And for the price they want for a snazzy new tablet, or phone I can buy a kick ass notebook. That will out preform those devices hands down for content creation, and consumption. Only "drawback" I can't put a notebook in me pocket.
The added bonus of portable devices is I can walk around staring into my hand getting in everyones way, or walking into oncoming traffic, like some mindless techno-zombie.
Even better block the view of people behind me at a live event so I can record watch the event on my device, fuck'em all as long as I can see it. AmIrite? Pure rude Faggotry in action. HEY! You little punks, get out of the publics way. And stay off my lawn! 

This ain't Twatter, or MyFace. You have the luxury of more than 140 characters.
Also if you like/dislike something make a real reply to said post.
Fuck a bunch of brain dead like buttons. This is a forum. Forums are driven by discussion.
If that is to much for people to understand, stick to the SpaceBooks and Tweeters.
The web is full of unsocial ME-ME-MEdia sites.
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[dan7800]

I just visited the GN wikipedia page (because I couldn't find a vice to stick my privates into) and it looks like they removed anything negative about George, and it is a premrat advertisement. Anyone want to update it?

[bigchucka]

Anyone catch that ad.  They'll be doing a webinar about Carnivora, and answering questions that they are legally allowed to in the United States?

[qaddisin]

Anyone catch that ad.  They'll be doing a webinar about Carnivora, and answering questions that they are legally allowed to in the United States?

That don't sound shady at all. I wonder if asking about their claims involving "a U.S. president in the 1980's" would be a question they could legally answer.

[Izintit?]

Art sounded fine to me with Dark Matter.   His poking at certain guests, such as Hoagie, was amusing, unlike the brain-dead Noory.  Certainly much better than the current crap posing as C2C.  I'd take Art talking about pet rocks over Noory any night of the week.  Art can conduct an interview, is intelligent, and entertaining.  Noory isn't.

Well,yeah. A lobotomized Art Bell could conduct a better interview than Noory.

[Izintit?]

Don't want you to STFU, but a space after the period would be nice.
Without the space after the period whats next, no spaces, period? itwillalllooklikethisandthatishardtoread,yaknow... FFS
Others use tablets and phones here, and they don't seem to have spacebar issues.

The biggest reason I don't want a tablet at the moment is they are almost useless for any content creation, and just barely better at consuming said content. But wait, if you want a better tablet get a keyboard, maybe add a mouse. Uhh... NOPE! They just described a, wait for it... NOTEBOOK! And for the price they want for a snazzy new tablet, or phone I can buy a kick ass notebook. That will out preform those devices hands down for content creation, and consumption. Only "drawback" I can't put a notebook in me pocket.
The added bonus of portable devices is I can walk around staring into my hand getting in everyones way, or walking into oncoming traffic, like some mindless techno-zombie.
Even better block the view of people behind me at a live event so I can record watch the event on my device, fuck'em all as long as I can see it. AmIrite? Pure rude Faggotry in action. HEY! You little punks, get out of the publics way. And stay off my lawn! 

This ain't Twatter, or MyFace. You have the luxury of more than 140 characters.
Also if you like/dislike something make a real reply to said post.
Fuck a bunch of brain dead like buttons. This is a forum. Forums are driven by discussion.
If that is to much for people to understand, stick to the SpaceBooks and Tweeters.
The web is full of unsocial ME-ME-MEdia sites.
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Oh good I can address you and laserjock about the subject of how many spaces I leave after a period at the same time.I use my computer for important e-mails or work related stuff where punctuation etc. could be important.But for most forums(which I consider one step up from texting) this tablet suffices.Most people understand my posts fine.If you two can`t ; try not reading them.

[Little Hater]

Anyone catch that ad.  They'll be doing a webinar about Carnivora, and answering questions that they are legally allowed to in the United States?

And the 'webinar' will take place at "7:40 Eastern Standard Time". The rest of us are on Daylight Time, Sparky. Does that mean I should tune in at 8:40 ?

[FallenSeraph]

Tonight:

MSG-Autism Connection/Roswell UFO Crash

Date:   06-16-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Katherine Reid, Tom Carey, Don Schmitt

First Half: Biochemist specializing in protein chemistry, Dr. Katherine Reid will discuss how food additives triggered her daughter's autism and how dietary changes completely removed the autism symptoms. (Can't wait to hear if turmeric or Carnivora was involved.)

2nd Half: Experts in the 1947 Roswell UFO crash, Tom Carey and Don Schmitt will talk about how recent explanations of the famous incident have ignored decades of evidence.

[albrecht]

Tonight:

MSG-Autism Connection/Roswell UFO Crash

Date:   06-16-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Katherine Reid, Tom Carey, Don Schmitt

First Half: Biochemist specializing in protein chemistry, Dr. Katherine Reid will discuss how food additives triggered her daughter's autism and how dietary changes completely removed the autism symptoms. (Can't wait to hear if turmeric or Carnivora was involved.)

Great. Another "health" show. At least this time it appears the guest is a real biochemist and not some self-proclaimed "doctor" from some paper-mill. MSG sure gets a back rap from everyone! Now autism?

[yumyumtree]

Sounds as if tonight's guests might be good for entertainment value only. I could be wrong, of course. They might be brilliant. We'll see.

[Catsmile]

... They might be brilliant. We'll see.

Dave will ensure they won't.
If he imagines they might be better than him, he'll run it off in the ditch.
He's just that insecure, and vain. Twat.

[NoMoreNoory]

A right old ding-dong between Clyde Lewis and Bill The Triple A on Ground Zero tonight. Bill doing well before revealing his fondness for 'sexy magazines and DVDs'.

And 'sit by' for a schmaltz fest from Joorch tonight. No doubt he'll lead off 'Here's What's Happaneen' with the death of 'our dear friend' Casey Kasem.

And NMN believes we can reduce the Noory drinking game to its simplest form. Simply take a shot every time he says 'of course'. Under the table in the first hour, I suspect.

[ledzep69r]

He just pronounced puberty - poohberty.

Dumbass!!!

[yumyumtree]

"Poo-berty"--is that the way it's pronounced?

[yumyumtree]

He just pronounced puberty - poohberty.

Dumbass!!!

Beat me to it.

[pate]

Aha, "poo-berty" that was the one between his sober warning to "stop watching raw chicken" & something about peh-dee-eh-tricks (pediatrics I think...)

I couldn't write them down quickly enough...

[NoMoreNoory]

His letter to Casey had me squirming. What an exercise in unctuous false emotion. I think Tommee was wafting the sliced onions under his eyes. And, of course, he managed to make Kasem's death all about Joorch.

[michio]

"Pooberty." "Tickreet." Add these two words to sNoory's English language butchering list. It must be a multi-volume compendium by now. He's an eloquent SOB, or so they say.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/puberty
http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/tikrit

[BattyBrooke]

So, I just made the night changing mistake of turning on Coast and the first thing I hear is yet another woman embarrassing her gender by spewing bullshit while abusing the English language in attempt to sound intelligent. She meant to say the word "mute" but, while trying to sound all-knowing,  pronounced it "moot", which is a completely different word with a totally different meaning. This shall irritate me to no end for the rest of my evening.

[Designx]

Is this guest basing her entire theory on MSG and autism on her autistic daughter's experience with MSG?

[ItsOver]

His letter to Casey had me squirming. What an exercise in unctuous false emotion. I think Tommee was wafting the sliced onions under his eyes. And, of course, he managed to make Kasem's death all about Joorch.

I wanted to vomit.  So, Jorch was claiming we have Casey to thank for helping to "inspire" him.  Casey must be slapping his forehead and going "what have I wrought," before he starts turning over.

[Dateline]

Shape up or Ship Out, Sailor!

[pyewacket]

That didn't take long! Poo bur tee. Well P words is hard!

Honeymooners: Polo Ponies

[pate]

Man, sNoorge just lied again...  I don't believe he threw away some turkey gravy just because it has MSG in it...

btw, I wonder what the MSG content of your standard pizza roll is...

[PB the Deplorable]

... She meant to say the word "mute" but, while trying to sound all-knowing,  pronounced it "moot", which is a completely different word with a totally different meaning...

Moot does describe George's show quite well - mute is the way he should deliver it.

[PB the Deplorable]

I wanted to vomit.  So, Jorch was claiming we have Casey to thank for helping to "inspire" him...

Can a Friday 'tribute' show be in the works?

[zeebo]

Noory keen observation of the night:  "Everything is everywhere."

[ZHero]

Noory keen observation of the night:  "Everything is everywhere."

Nooron thinks he is being profound but, as usual, he's just a dumbass.
Im waiting for him to ask the guest were the Roswell aliens ANGELS...

[pate]

"Were they robots?"

That's a new one, to me anyway...