George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[pyewacket]

Yep. TOMORROW I'll quit smoking. I can quit drinking any time I want. But he really loves me. Yep, many of us are caught in a very dangerous addiction caused by Art Bell and cannot get the monkey off our back even though it has turned into a mushed-mouth, mustachioed imbecile with an obsession about the meanness of babies.

George- it's a mean baby!

Devil Baby Attack: Evil baby prank terrifies innocent people in New York

[nooryisawesome]

George sucks so much amateur atheist bill in West Hartford called Clyde Lewis 2 nights ago to say he USED to listen to Art bell, and later Noory. But he listens to Clyde now instead of Noory.

I guess ole Jorch sucks too much for even Bill.

[laserjock]

Who is Clyde Lewis?  I can't use an AM radio because of the computer interference.  I run my computer 24/7 because I do cancer data crunching (folding at home).

[wr250]

oh look, ol mushmouth snooron made the top right corner

[narcissist noory]

He has posted here in the past so I imagine he reads from time to time.

i would say it's more than time to time-narcissist's always want to know what is being said about them, even if they know it's all bad

[At the stroke of midnight]

Who is Clyde Lewis?  I can't use an AM radio because of the computer interference.  I run my computer 24/7 because I do cancer data crunching (folding at home).

Clyde Lewis is a radio talk show host out of Portland, or at least he used to be out of Portland. I called his show and talked on the air with him a few times in the early 2000's about astrology. He asked really good questions. He seemed very intelligent to me. At the time we had a short e-mail exchange and he invited me to come to his weekly gathering at a pub in Portland, but I was very ill at the time and could not go. He seemed like really nice guy, even if a tad loud. Later I heard a bit of news that he had cancer. Later still I learned that he had the phony, dippy psychic Amen Ra (Mary Maskell) as a guest for a couple of hours. I had a run-in myself with Amen Ra in 2004 which I wrote about (and have her photo) on my website: www.searchingforfernando.wordpress.com . I felt disappointed in Clyde that he would give this bimbo time on the air.

[Heather Wade]

You know, we should all fast blast him with a link to this thread, if he reads the thread he might get the message.  He might get scared straight...  He needs to stop taking those qualoods or whatever he is on...

The Nooron is sooo not cool enough to hook up the 'ludes.  He does sound like he's slowed down on something though... xanax?  Nah, got to be all those lines of toomeric he does during "prep".  Heh.

[At the stroke of midnight]

Last night George said he thrives on a job with a lot of stress. If this is true. then being host of C2C is not the job for him. He doesn't have to read a book, plan a show, or even stay awake when robot-voice Linda is the guest. Tommy is always there to hold his hand and smooth the bumps out of his path, and Jorch is often released from Monkey Jungle to mush out a few words and pose for photos with his adoring fans. All he has to do is sit behind the microphone and read questions off of three x fives, and he knows no matter how badly he fucks up he will keep his job. Yep, that sure sounds stressful to me.

Two minutes of listening to the second guest's "change your life by changing your thoughts" BS, and my radio was off.

[At the stroke of midnight]

I once picked up of those South African crank radios; the one that Bell pitched; on the Good Guys clearance table.  I can't imagine putting such work into hearing Noory.  BTW, After a few months of occasional use, the crank spring on the radio snapped with a big bang and scared the bejezus out of me and they sent me a new one that broke too.

I exact same thing happened to me in 1998, except mine broke the first week. I still have the replacement.

[coaster]

Noory doesnt know what stress is. He goes to a cushy, high paying job that requires absolutely nothing from him. I wish that fucking clown could walk a day in my shoes. What an imbecile.

[laserjock]

Yet another idiot claiming your attitude and what you feel decides what actually happens?  That puts a guilt trip on the poor folks that suffer depression, it's bullcrap.  I am tired of Nooron's mentality that people can imagine their ways into a better life, it is patent crap, I wish I could punch him in the nose over that issue and over the his efforts to stop people from immunizing their babies.  Those two things anger me profoundly.  Noory is such a freaking idiot, Bell would never tolerate morons that claim you can dream your way into a comfortable, happy life.  Think positive and be rich, uhm hum...  I used to go to Lakewood Church in Houston and they spouted that bullshit all the time there, making people feel 2 inches tall because they were still poor after "believing with all their heart".  Assholes.  Oh yes, and unicorns will come to your house and shit rainbows if you just believe it, right Jorch?

[Heather Wade]

Last night George said he thrives on a job with a lot of stress. If this is true. then being host of C2C is not the job for him. He doesn't have to read a book, plan a show, or even stay awake when robot-voice Linda is the guest. Tommy is always there to hold his hand and smooth the bumps out of his path, and Jorch is often released from Monkey Jungle to mush out a few words and pose for photos with his adoring fans. All he has to do is sit behind the microphone and read questions off of three x fives, and he knows no matter how badly he fucks up he will keep his job. Yep, that sure sounds stressful to me.

Two minutes of listening to the second guest's "change your life by changing your thoughts" BS, and my radio was off.

Linda Moulton Howe does 100x the work Nooron does.  She still appears on the show even though he's a complete creep to her, too, bless her heart with High Strangeness.  She's one of the few remaining fragments of the cherished show that once was. 

Ok, I'm a bit drunk.     Forgive me!   :

[laserjock]

Ok, in case Jorch comes here and reads this:

Any supporters here that think that Jorch is as good as Bell?  As good as Knapp?  As good as ___?  Anyone here agree with Jorch on immunizations?  Anyone here agree with his choice of guests night after night?  Anyone here think Jorch does an adequate job preparing for shows?  Anyone here think he is adequately engaged during interviews?  Anyone here think he has the right attitude towards listeners?  Anyone here think he challenges guests like he should?  Anyone here think he does a better job than they themselves could do?

Jorch, your a fraud, time to retire, you are hurting millions of people with your shows, you are doing real damage to the country, and you are hurting Art Bell.  Jorch, you aren't just a fraud, you are a crook.  I hold you in contempt.  You are indeed, "beyond belief tm"  Up your ass, you clown.

[At the stroke of midnight]

Yet another idiot claiming your attitude and what you feel decides what actually happens?  That puts a guilt trip on the poor folks that suffer depression, it's bullcrap.  I am tired of Nooron's mentality that people can imagine their ways into a better life, it is patent crap, I wish I could punch him in the nose over that issue and over the his efforts to stop people from immunizing their babies.  Those two things anger me profoundly.  Noory is such a freaking idiot, Bell would never tolerate morons that claim you can dream your way into a comfortable, happy life.  Think positive and be rich, uhm hum...  I used to go to Lakewood Church in Houston and they spouted that bullshit all the time there, making people feel 2 inches tall because they were still poor after "believing with all their heart".  Assholes.  Oh yes, and unicorns will come to your house and shit rainbows if you just believe it, right Jorch?

I started listening to C2C in the early 1990's, and Art often had "create your own reality" idiots as guests, even up until he left for good. And yes, I agree with the Snooron about vaccines. I got yellow fever from a yellow fever vaccine and damn near died. My cat is 20-years-old and he never had a vaccine. I don't argue about it on this thread because it irritates me when the subject (all to often) wanders away from the topic of George's suckage.

[albrecht]

George sucks so much amateur atheist bill in West Hartford called Clyde Lewis 2 nights ago to say he USED to listen to Art bell, and later Noory. But he listens to Clyde now instead of Noory.

I guess ole Jorch sucks too much for even Bill.

he needs to update his youtube channel to change it to calling into Ground Zero.
http://www.youtube.com/user/radioatheist
GNS

[Heather Wade]

Ok, in case Jorch comes here and reads this:

Any supporters here that think that Jorch is as good as Bell?  As good as Knapp?  As good as ___?  Anyone here agree with Jorch on immunizations?  Anyone here agree with his choice of guests night after night?  Anyone here think Jorch does an adequate job preparing for shows?  Anyone here think he is adequately engaged during interviews?  Anyone here think he has the right attitude towards listeners?  Anyone here think he challenges guests like he should?  Anyone here think he does a better job than they themselves could do?

Jorch, your a fraud, time to retire, you are hurting millions of people with your shows, you are doing real damage to the country, and you are hurting Art Bell.  Jorch, you aren't just a fraud, you are a crook.  I hold you in contempt.  You are indeed, "beyond belief tm"  Up your ass, you clown.

Beautifully fucking illustrated.  Agreed. 

My favorite part is, "You are doing real damage to the country, and you are hurting Art Bell... I hold you in contempt." 

Applause.

[At the stroke of midnight]

Thanks for that link!!! it gave me a laugh. Bill often talked about his desperation to find a woman on C2C, but I never imagined anyone would be so desperate that they would use their youtube channel to try to find love.

[zeebo]

Guys, even though a Noory nite, you may want to check out guest Richard Alan Miller.  Last time he was on, with JB Wells was friggin crazy.  One of the wildest guests I'd heard.  Worth listening to perhaps just for raw entertainment value. The posts last time he was on might give a clue to what we might have in store.

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=2167.msg225553#msg225553

[zeebo]

The Nooron is sooo not cool enough to hook up the 'ludes.  He does sound like he's slowed down on something though... xanax?  Nah, got to be all those lines of toomeric he does during "prep".  Heh.

(R) it's good to see you around - not the same around here without your insightful observations of "The Nooron".   

[Heather Wade]

(R) it's good to see you around - not the same around here without your insightful observations of "The Nooron".   

The Nooron deserves all the bashing he gets and then some!  Ahhh, it's good to be back. 

I'd turn on the poor excuse for a talk radio host tonight, but, I've been having a little Art Bell bumper music beer party. 
It's a rare fun moment, and ol' Mushmouth doesn't get a chance to ruin my celebration with his suckage.

[Dateline]

Naught, gutter mouth Noory, he just said Poo-Pood!  I am highly offended by the gutter tripe.

[paladin1991]

How many of you out there have the same dilemma as me:  You listened to Noory over and over, thinking: "I'll just give him another try, another chance, maybe it's my imagination and he isn't that bad..."  And try as you may, every night he delivers more bone deadening assaults to your head.  It's like that stupid girl at work who keeps getting back with the abusive boyfriend despite everybody pleading with her to get a life.  We need the show, but Snoory won't deliver.

Is there some sort of support group we can join?

[paladin1991]

You know, we should all fast blast him with a link to this thread, if he reads the thread he might get the message.  He might get scared straight...  He needs to stop taking those qualoods or whatever he is on...

That reminds me, I should check in and see what he is rambling about tonight.

[zeebo]

WTF George is going to hold over this crazy guy for another hour?  I wanna hear the other crazy guy.

[zeebo]

...I'd turn on the poor excuse for a talk radio host tonight, but, I've been having a little Art Bell bumper music beer party. 
It's a rare fun moment, and ol' Mushmouth doesn't get a chance to ruin my celebration with his suckage.

Wisdom, as usual!

[ZHero]

MYSTERY SOLVED!  
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[zeebo]

MYSTERY SOLVED!  

Dude, get real, here's your answer ...

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[ZHero]

Dude, get real, here's your answer ...

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Whazzat? The Puss-shark?

P.S.  ain't those Sy-Fy flicks the best to watch drunk or high?

[narcissist noory]

WTF George is going to hold over this crazy guy for another hour?  I wanna hear the other crazy guy.

the faithfull narcissist pulled the rug out from under our fun, almost seemed like he read your post
   there are no coincidences

[zeebo]

... ain't those Sy-Fy flicks the best to watch drunk or high?

It's always good to get in the same mindset of the people who made them.