George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Morgus]

tonight starts the "almost 3 days of no-noory"
LMH is on , and she takes up all of the 5 minutes that are not commercials, and jorch announces breaks.
no jorch tomarrow or saturday. the punishment is "snoortrons super suck sunday with submerging artists".

I don't think Noory hosts this Sunday since its still June, hopefully Knapp will be hosting this weekend.
Noory hosts the first Sunday of the month, the next of which is a week from this sunday (July 6) so it should be a full 3 day No-Noory weekend starting tomorrow...

[Mind Flayer Monk]

tonight starts the "almost 3 days of no-noory"
LMH is on , and she takes up all of the 5 minutes that are not commercials, and jorch announces breaks.
no jorch tomarrow or saturday. the punishment is "snoortrons super suck sunday with submerging artists".

Hopefully LMH has some new material. But 3 days of C2C without George is always welcome.

[At the stroke of midnight]

I don't think Noory hosts this Sunday since its still June, hopefully Knapp will be hosting this weekend.
Noory hosts the first Sunday of the month, the next of which is a week from this sunday (July 6) so it should be a full 3 day No-Noory weekend starting tomorrow...

Last Sunday Knapp said he would be back next week-end.

[McPhallus]

Hopefully LMH has some new material. But 3 days of C2C without George is always welcome.

Ha.  Who are you kidding?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Ha.  Who are you kidding?

Only myself...at least I get to drink when I hear "my 1981 Emmy award-winning documentary A Strange Harvest"

[Jackstar]

Ha.  Who are you kidding?

Seriously, if it were anything good, they would just shoot her in the head like Gabby Giffords. Those tits won't carry her forever.

[Mr. Fidget]

   I'd say last night's quote of nite from the g-man that night was "There's not much I pronounce right" or very close to that in essence, it should be in the soundboard. Cant-apult that one on in.

[ledzep69r]

He just mentioned Portals.

[yumyumtree]

"Are they falling into portals?"

[VtaGeezer]

Paulides is much less interesting with clueless Noory's questions than when he's on with Knapp.  Sounds a lot more like a run-of-the-mill book peddler tonight.

[NoMoreNoory]

Really, really, really, really, really, really pisses me off to hear Paulides on with Noory. He's Knapp's guest. Bet Joorch is just mad as hell that GK made him the most popular guest on Coast.

He just asked, as 'conjexture', if a man chases his dog, how far is he going to go? 'A couple of hundred feet? A football length away?' What? The entire length of a football? That's just silly talk. Who would ever run that far?

[NoMoreNoory]

Noory introduces Dores on the phone. 'Welcome to the phone call'. What?
Linda thanks him for taking her call Joorch responds 'Very well'.
He seems to be worse than ever tonight.

[WOTR]

"snoortrons super suck sunday with submerging artists".

It looks like it was written in the perfect format for the "top right" corner of bellgab.

[ItsOver]

Really, really, really, really, really, really pisses me off to hear Paulides on with Noory. He's Knapp's guest. Bet Joorch is just mad as hell that GK made him the most popular guest on Coast.

He just asked, as 'conjexture', if a man chases his dog, how far is he going to go? 'A couple of hundred feet? A football length away?' What? The entire length of a football? That's just silly talk. Who would ever run that far?

Noory can't poach from Art at the moment so the slimeball poaches from Knapp.  It would have been much better to have Paulides on for an hour or so with Knapp either last Sunday or this Sunday.  Instead, we get "Portal Jorch." Noory will probably stick Knapp with some New Age crystal nut this Sunday.

That aside, and even though Paulides wouldn't come right out and say it, it sounds to me as if  he's going down the alien abduction road, campground-style.

And now Jorch The Creeper plays "Lady in Red" prior to LMH.  She must be absolutely thrilled. :

[pate]

Who is this reading poorly from a boring script on live radio?

edit: At first I thought it was LMH, now I am convinced it is her soulmate, only he's not live he's an audio recording...

[VtaGeezer]

"Are they falling into portals?"

Portals my ass. Paulides didn't mention that most of the Sespe Wilderness Area is extremely rough oak-chaparral hiking and climbing country where a fatal fall into a brush-hidden swale is easily possible, and unfamiliar/unprepared "city" hikers going missing once in a while aren't unheard of.  He also omitted mention of the more than a few pot patches up in the Sespe where visitors are not welcomed.  I used to live not far from it.

[BattyBrooke]

Noory just played Art's opening music between segments. It was like hearing a rape.

[21st Century Man]

Noory playing the Dark Matter theme going to break.  Ride My Seesaw.   

[BattyBrooke]

Noory introduces Dores on the phone. 'Welcome to the phone call'. What?
Linda thanks him for taking her call Joorch responds 'Very well'.
He seems to be worse than ever tonight.

An elderly lady specifically asked about Yellowstone since her family will be camping there soon. Noory then tried to have Paulides answer her by asking him about Yosemite. Paulides answered. About Yosemite. The caller was long dismissed but surely she was yelling YELLOWSTONE into her receiver.

[21st Century Man]

Noory just played Art's opening music between segments. It was like hearing a rape.

It was.  What's galling is Art grew up with this music and truly loves it.  It's a part of him.  I cannot see George in 1968 ever playing In Search Of The Lost Chord.  He was playing with his Red Rubber Balls in 1968.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

LMH's guest: "It went knock knock knock knock knock knock"....

I no longer think the guests are stupid, I think I am stupid for listening.

Gonna listen to this Mahler CD someone loaned me, I'm out.

[Morgus]

Noory playing the Dark Matter theme going to break.  Ride My Seesaw.   

I bet he did that on purpose after reading the news about Art's announcement earlier today?

[UFQuack]

Jorch did again tonight...

...playing Lady in Red by Chris Deburgh as a bumper for Linda, lol

Jorch has no shame.

[pate]

LMH put her book together "...literally on the floor with scissors & scotch tape..." I'm trying to recall some of the other quality publications of the early 1980's that I've actually seen that had that level of awesome.  You jus' don see that stuff anymore...

Dave you can use that one, you seem to read copy slightly better than LMH...

you still suck though

[Morgus]

The c2cam website schedule is now up for this weekend and next week.
We do get a full 3 day Noory-Free weekend starting tomorrow and Sunday night George Knapp hosts with guest Nick Redfern.
Unfortunately Noory returns for next week's shows and he plans another stupid "secret door" show for the Friday July 4th holiday.

[Izintit?]

Noory can't poach from Art at the moment so the slimeball poaches from Knapp.  It would have been much better to have Paulides on for an hour or so with Knapp either last Sunday or this Sunday.  Instead, we get "Portal Jorch." Noory will probably stick Knapp with some New Age crystal nut this Sunday.

That aside, and even though Paulides wouldn't come right out and say it, it sounds to me as if  he's going down the alien abduction road, campground-style.

And now Jsorch The Creeper plays "Lady in Red" prior to LMH.  She must be absolutely thrilled. :

"Portal Jorch" is the best new name for Noory! LOL 

[ItsOver]

 

I bet he did that on purpose after reading the news about Art's announcement earlier today?

Well Jorch says "there are no coincidences."  It's no coincidence Jorch will always suck.

[ItsOver]

"Portal Jorch" is the best new name for Noory! LOL

Dealing with Portal Jorch.



I'm not sure if that's a C2C guest or a listener.

[Morgus]

Dealing with Portal Jorch.

Noory's portal should show his head coming out of the toilet... 

[albrecht]

Dealing with Portal Jorch.



I'm not sure if that's a C2C guest or a listener.

Jeez (as George would say.) I did not need to see that picture while having a snack! And they say that we need the open border because "there are jobs Americans won't do."
-GNS