George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jackstar]

Cremo's a bit of a flake

And yet, mysteriously, that fucking ponce has been on the "go-to" list of Coast AM hosts/guests for decades. How are y'all liking the Kool-Aid out there? Is it cold enough? I have some ice for you!

Smash.

[coaster]

Noory called a caller named Stacy "Stac" and one named Greg "Greggy".
That is so damned annoying.

[b_dubb]

Noory called a caller named Stacy "Stac" and one named Greg "Greggy".
That is so damned annoying.

But he's suuuuch a nice guy (if we're allowing obsequious jackass to pass for nice)

*** vomits ***

re: Ed Grimsley and night vision ufo BS

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/42908859/ns/technology_and_science-space/t/ufo-battles-captured-video-not-likely-expert-says/#.U2NGo61dWSI

[Jackstar]

(if we're allowing obsequious jackass to pass for nice)

We are not.

Hey, anyone here remember Mike Siegel? You folks never had it so good!!!

[UFQuack]

Noory says dim-witted Neanderthals were not inferior to modern humans. 

<Please place photoshopped Noory head on caveman body here>

Well I've made an attempt at something here:



I use Gimp mostly, it's not photoshop but its good for Nooroshopping images, and it is free for everybody who also might want to try their hand at Nooroshopping.

[Jackstar]

Perfect, except the image of Snore-ey ought not be grabbing his penis--he ought to be grabbing his wallet.

I hope George Noory gets leukemia.

EDIT: Wait, wait, that might divert important resources from other, more worthwhile people.



I hope George Noory gets leprosy.

[21st Century Man]

Well I've made an attempt at something here:



I use Gimp mostly, it's not photoshop but its good for Nooroshopping images, and it is free for everybody who also might want to try their hand at Nooroshopping.

No.  You're making George look good. Noory's face should be on one of the less evolved apes.  Preferably the first one.

[UFQuack]

No.  You're making George look good. Noory's face should be on one of the less evolved apes.  Preferably the first one.

I didn't want to make a monkey out of him.

[Jackstar]

From Thursday, first hour, May 01, 2014:

"Is it a dramatic step, Michael?"

STAB STAB STAB

[Izintit?]

Noory called a caller named Stacy "Stac" and one named Greg "Greggy".
That is so damned annoying.

I think its a passive-aggressive control thing.Tommy "Jabba the" Danheiser might give Fumblegums your name but the asshole is gonna change it just because he can-all the while trying to sound as friendly as a used car salesman.

[PB the Deplorable]

I think its a passive-aggressive control thing.Tommy "Jabba the" Danheiser might give Fumblegums your name but the asshole is gonna change it just because he can-all the while trying to sound as friendly as a used car salesman.

George thinks it's one of his signature radio guy routines.  Like sucking. 

Heh, Dumbheiser was quietly going through life as 'Tom' until the Snoorge showed up.   

[PB the Deplorable]

I think its a passive-aggressive control thing.Tommy "Jabba the" Danheiser might give Fumblegums your name but the asshole is gonna change it just because he can-all the while trying to sound as friendly as a used car salesman.

Listening to Chummy George changing peoples names around when they call would lead anyone to conclude George is a nice guy and not an ass.

Yes, George has picked up on many a savvy broadcasting trick over the years

[expat]

Dear me, dear me, these New Age ladies are a stitch, to be sure. "Your brain puts out a frequency" (Melinda Leslie)

STAB STAB STAB

Some of them (Miriam Delicado e.g.) are at least hot, but Melinda's a dawg.

[Izintit?]

Listening to Chummy George changing peoples names around when they call would lead anyone to conclude George is a nice guy and not an ass.

Yes, George has picked up on many a savvy broadcasting trick over the years

Maybe it`s a trick he picked up in St.Louis when he was the Chickenhawk.

[Juan]

With regard to ratings, Leslie Moonvies of CBS (husband of plastic surgery addict Julie Chen) made some interesting statements about late night TV.  He says ratings are no longer important because late night TV is not as profitable as it used to be.  I think this applies to Coast.  With sNoory, Cheap Channel gets cheap programming for their stations.  sNoory, regardless of what we think of him, puts out a consistent product and shows up every night.  He seems to be a corporate toady, so he probably gets along in management meetings, too. I suspect Cheap Channel doesn't care about the loss of 7-million listeners a week.  Coast is still on top overnight and doesn't cost much, which is probably good enough for Cheap Channel.

[ItsOver]

With regard to ratings, Leslie Moonvies of CBS (husband of plastic surgery addict Julie Chen) made some interesting statements about late night TV.  He says ratings are no longer important because late night TV is not as profitable as it used to be.  I think this applies to Coast.  With sNoory, Cheap Channel gets cheap programming for their stations.  sNoory, regardless of what we think of him, puts out a consistent product and shows up every night.  He seems to be a corporate toady, so he probably gets along in management meetings, too. I suspect Cheap Channel doesn't care about the loss of 7-million listeners a week.  Coast is still on top overnight and doesn't cost much, which is probably good enough for Cheap Channel.

Wouldn't it be even cheaper to run old Art Bell shows every night of the week?  It's good enough for Saturday.  Old "Lone Ranger" reruns every night would be better than Jorch.  Or just run white noise, interspersed with Non-24 commercials.

[expat]

Or just run white noise, interspersed with Non-24 commercials.

Or, as I said yesterday, the network cue track.

[paladin1991]

Bring it.  I realize Burt is apropo but I always thought Lee Marvin was more appropiate.  Nobody does the cig hanging from the lip better.  Well, other than Bogie.

I have to agree. In a world of tough guys, I believe most would have made room at the bar for Lee.  There's a story ticking the back of my brain about Lee,  I'll see if I can dredge it up for you.

[paladin1991]

By the end of this week, his ratings will be down to a 2.5.  Tommy and George really outdid themselves this week.  Sheer boredom from Coast to Coast.

Well, they lived up to their name Coast to Coast....not too much longer.....

[paladin1991]

No.  You're making George look good. Noory's face should be on one of the less evolved apes.  Preferably the first one.

If I had an ape with a face like Noory's, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

[paladin1991]

I think its a passive-aggressive control thing.Tommy "Jabba the" Danheiser might give Fumblegums your name but the asshole is gonna change it just because he can-all the while trying to sound as friendly as a used car salesman.

I wish we would all pick a night to call in.  "Hey Dave, whatta yasay? Howz thingz in the great American Southest?" 
"Um, am I on the air?"
"Yes you are Davey!  What's your comment?"
"Uh, yeah!   This is Mike, on the first time caller line.  I was cutting fat lines of tumeric like it says in your book, 'Crappers of light' and I saw Jimi Hendrix working at a BBQ stand in OshKosh...do I think I was looking thru a portal?"

[Izintit?]

I wish we would all pick a night to call in.  "Hey Dave, whatta yasay? Howz thingz in the great American Southest?" 
"Um, am I on the air?"
"Yes you are Davey!  What's your comment?"
"Uh, yeah!   This is Mike, on the first time caller line.  I was cutting fat lines of tumeric like it says in your book, 'Crappers of light' and I saw Jimi Hendrix working at a BBQ stand in OshKosh...do I think I was looking thru a portal?"

One last thing about George changing names of callers.Years ago when I was in sales(no,not used cars)the very LAST thing you would do upon meeting someone is alter the name they gave.With men it showed a lack of respect,with women it showed an over-familiarity.Maybe George`s screwy callers see him as some sort of cult leader.

[Jackstar]

Speaking of changing names, every time I see yours, I think, "what is an Izin Tit?" and I get really distracted.

I am just saying.

[nooryisawesome]

Wouldn't it be even cheaper to run old Art Bell shows every night of the week?  It's good enough for Saturday.  Old "Lone Ranger" reruns every night would be better than Jorch.  Or just run white noise, interspersed with Non-24 commercials.

Actually those old radio shows are pretty good. I bet Lone Ranger re-runs from the 19040's would kick Noory's ass in ratings. Same thing with Bell re-runs.

I think the real problem is Lisa and Tommy. They need to hire a competent producer. Even with Noory on the show, it would sucks a lot less if those two morons were gone.

[Jackstar]

Maybe they're afraid if they put on a good show, one of their children would be raped.

... what? Too soon?

[Izintit?]

Speaking of changing names, every time I see yours, I think, "what is an Izin Tit?" and I get really distracted.

I am just saying.

It`s a Nooryism.

[Izintit?]

Maybe they're afraid if they put on a good show, one of their children would be raped.

... what? Too soon?

What does this even mean?

[nooryisawesome]

What does this even mean?

As always the answer is GEORGE NOORY SUCKS

[nooryisawesome]

It`s a Nooryism.

Good olde forked Tounged George.

How are yewwwwwwwww?

[bootyscoot falcon]

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