George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Scully]

Peter Davenport is one of the few of Noory's frequent cronies who remind me of Diogenes looking for an honest man.  I can't fault him for that.

[Morgus]

We get a 3 day Noory-Free weekend since Noory is taking off Friday night.
Plus another gift we get a George Knapp double-header too - he hosts Sat & Sun!

[George Drooly]

Peter Davenport is one of the few of Noory's frequent cronies who remind me of Diogenes looking for an honest man.  I can't fault him for that.

Asking for UFO reports from the public and expecting no prank calls is like being a proctologist without a sense of humor.

[McPhallus]

Serves him right.  I've heard he's a real prick to people who ask him to share information.

Is it just me, or does he look a bit like a pedo?

Little bitch Peter Davenport is on again and, as expected, gripes about those mean old prank calls he gets that distract him from the important work of answering real calls from drunks and Pappy Yokum about UFOs and swamp gas. Keep up the good fight, Sofa Man.

[HorrorReporter]

Current Highest Bid $1,751

I think we all know who is bidding it up...

George is frantically going to other computers in the office. He probably isn't even telling Tommy, instead he is letting Tommy be the 'other guy' trying to outbid him.

Good schhhcmeme Jorge.

[karios8]

It's been Jorch and Fat bastard Tommy since the price surged beyond the actual cost of the meal. 

[SnapT]

I think George is even FATTER than Tommy and is hiding it.  I dare him to tell me otherwise.

[Abby Normal]

Well, George did it again last night.  The EMP guy said 90 percent of Americans would be dead within a year if the power went out.

George:  How would they die?

[aldousburbank]

I think George is even FATTER than Tommy and is hiding it.  I dare him to tell me otherwise.

Likewise the undescended testicles

[paladin1991]

Here's the menu everyone.
http://www.mortons.com/burbank/bar/

I love that pic.  Snoory :  "Blah, Blah, Blah and you know, waw waw waw...."  and Art just looking at him, probably thinking, "Man, you are just soooooo full of shit!"

[paladin1991]

Current Highest Bid $1,751

I think we all know who is bidding it up...

I love that pic!  SNoory on the left: "Blah, blah, blah and you know, waw, waw, waw...." and the atomoton on the right, er, left, no it's on the right just staring blankly and thinking to itself, "Man, you are soooooo  full of shit.   I look like that and sound like that.  I'm in hell."

[zeebo]

  I love that pic.  Snoory :  "Blah, Blah, Blah and you know, waw waw waw...."  and Art just looking at him, probably thinking, "Man, you are just soooooo full of shit!"

My favorite caption to that pic I saw somewhere is Art thinking ... "You're sitting in my chair."

[PB the Deplorable]

  I love that pic.  Snoory :  "Blah, Blah, Blah and you know, waw waw waw...."  and Art just looking at him, probably thinking, "Man, you are just soooooo full of shit!"

Or perhaps "wow, George really gets it"

[aldousburbank]

My favorite caption to that pic I saw somewhere is Art thinking ... "You're sitting in my chair."

It should be its own thread. Here's my caption:
My gawd, that thing under his nose is growing!

[Izintit?]

Little bitch Peter Davenport is on again and, as expected, gripes about those mean old prank calls he gets that distract him from the important work of answering real calls from drunks and Pappy Yokum about UFOs and swamp gas. Keep up the good fight, Sofa Man.

Both he and Steven Bassett are jokes.

[ItsOver]

 

It should be its own thread. Here's my caption:
My gawd, that thing under his nose is growing!

Art has to be thinking "This ass clown really does SUCK!"

[Izintit?]

Well, George did it again last night.  The EMP guy said 90 percent of Americans would be dead within a year if the power went out.

George:  How would they die?

How much you wanna bet that George has "The Faces of Death" collection?

[Izintit?]

It's been Jorch and Fat bastard Tommy since the price surged beyond the actual cost of the meal.

Wow,over 1750 dollars to watch George`s mustache turn white and lumpy with bleu cheese.

[ItsOver]

How much you wanna bet that George has "The Faces of Death" collection?

I can just see Jorch, kick'n back in his La-Z-Boy, munching on his turkey sandwich and salami, snorting turmeric, slathering himself in Tri-Calm, wondering why it isn't blue, as he unwinds to his favorite DVD.

[nooryisawesome]

George Pm'd me back. Noory admits Art Bell had more listners LOL

[aldousburbank]

I can just see Jorch, kick'n back in his La-Z-Boy, munching on his turkey sandwich and salami, snorting turmeric, slathering himself in Tri-Calm, wondering why it isn't blue, as he unwinds to his favorite DVD.

Hey don't dis slathering oneself down with Tri-Calm bro!

[HorrorRetro]

How much you wanna bet that George has "The Faces of Death" collection?

He especially prizes the toddler edition.

[ItsOver]

Hey don't dis slathering oneself down with Tri-Calm bro!

I understand it works wonders "if you're miserable and itchy in your own skin!"  I'm not sure how well it works if you're in somebody else's skin.

[SnapT]

George Pm'd me back. Noory admits Art Bell had more listners LOL

Where's my PM from George?!  I want proof, of course, that he's not fatter than Tommy.

[Little Hater]

If they can prove that someone is actually willing to pay more than $1750 to have dinner with Noory, I'll blow both Jorch and Two-Ton Tommy live on the set of Beyond Belief.

[aldousburbank]

If they can prove that someone is actually willing to pay more than $1750 to have dinner with Noory, I'll blow both Jorch and Two-Ton Tommy live on the set of Beyond Belief.

I am on my way to a bank to seek a loan of $1751!

[wr250]

I am on my way to a bank to seek a loan of $1751!

ah a sabbatical with noory. you are volunteering to keep noory off the air for as long as possible? you are indeed a valiant man.

[aldousburbank]

ah a sabbatical with noory. you are volunteering to keep noory off the air for as long as possible? you are indeed a valiant man.

Not sure about valiant, maybe just an arse as I would be willing to pay to just sit across the table from George, and call him "ThimbleDick" just once, possibly while farting loudly. That's not weird right?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

GN could have made 3x the money if he just put himself in a dunk tank.

[Little Hater]

I am on my way to a bank to seek a loan of $1751!

I knew no one here would have that kind of coin.