George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

I can just see Jorch, kick'n back in his La-Z-Boy, munching on his turkey sandwich and salami, snorting turmeric, slathering himself in Tri-Calm, wondering why it isn't blue, as he unwinds to his favorite DVD.

... in his slightly too-tight Elvis costume, sipping a Beyond Tangy Tangerine margarita.

[bateman]

After being away for a little while, it's nice to come back to the guaranteed laughs in this thread. Kudos to all.

[zeebo]

After being away for a little while, it's nice to come back to the guaranteed laughs in this thread. Kudos to all.

Welcome back bateman, please do some more podcasts and help save us from this madness.   

[aldousburbank]

After being away for a little while, it's nice to come back to the guaranteed laughs in this thread. Kudos to all.

It's a dirty job but someone gotz to stay on it.

[paladin1991]

Wait a minute.  Bateman does podcasts?

[nooryisawesome]

Wait a minute.  Bateman does podcasts?

Haha when he feels like it or not tanning. It's actually one of the best, or most likely the best show on DMRN. He is just to lazy to make one every week. Lazy bastard!

Darkweekend.net

Also on dmrn

[pate]

Apparently, sNooron re-recorded his Tri-Calm commercial, while marginally better than his previous munsh moufed contortion, it is still pretty bad...  Is it just me, or did he actually get special ad-copy just for himself?

Also, I have noticed lately that during the C2C shows it seems like John Batchelor is doing some commercial or another, which seems weird to me as that guy is on a different station in my area...  I listen to his stuff, goes in the same time slot as Beck and I find Batchelor less monotonous than Beck...

Blahbitty, anyhow, MAIN POINT:  sNooron re-recorded his first dismal attempt at reading the ad-copy for Tri-Balm that seemed to be the same for other radio people (does Limbaugh do them as well?  No idea, but I've heard at least two others do it almost verbatim to the first sNooron attempt: Savage and Levin...) and now has a new shiny turd of mushmouthdom, slightly better than the first, but I still hear "blabitty OL' smurfuggin" but now I hear it twice...

I guess it is really noticeable when the moron isn't hosting that particular night and one gets to hear his slurred drunkenness juxtaposed to a host with a bare modicum of professionalism... 

I'd love to hear sNooron read the copy:  "a bare modicum of professionalism" it'd almost be funny if it weren't sad...

I'm drunk, but then I'm not a radio host either...  Blahbitty

[Abby Normal]

Dear George:

We know you and your wingnut friends don't believe in vaccinations.  Watch this video by Penn and Teller, George.  Unlike the moronic conspiratorial crap you dispense on C2C every night, this video contains the truth.

Penn & Teller: Bullshit! - Vaccinations

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Haha when he feels like it or not tanning.

Darkweekend.net

Bateman loves tanning beds. batemansDarksecret.net.

[Nebraska888]

Dear George:

We know you and your wingnut friends don't believe in vaccinations.  Watch this video by Penn and Teller, George.  Unlike the moronic conspiratorial crap you dispense on C2C every night, this video contains the truth.

Penn & Teller: Bullshit! - Vaccinations

AWESOME!  Thanks for sharing!   

[Nebraska888]

Quote from: ItsOver on Today at 09:08:22 PM

I'm just glad Nooron The Moron isn't doing the show.  Can you imagine his usual line of non-questions?  "Did Hitler escape through a portal?"  "Did angels help him?" "What was with all those duck stepping soldiers?  What was that all about?"  "Was Adolf a mean baby?"  :




So true, truly, very true, that could be true, riveting, that could be true......people are crazy....people are strange....people are losing their minds.....what is happening? ..... could a big bang go up a portal???   

And he's back to this: 

Caller:  My name is Dave...

Noory:  Hello David!

Caller:  This is Susie...

Noory:  Hello Susan!

Caller:  Mike here....

Noory:  Hello and welcome Michael!


STOP THIS INSANITY!   IF THEY TELL YOU THEIR FRIGGIN' NAME, THEN HONOR IT.Modify message




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Geez.....I can't stop.....

Have you ever noticed that Noory can't say:

children
child
infant


HE REFERS TO CHILDREN AS :  LITTLE KIDS OR LITTLE BABIES......What's with the word:  LITTLE???



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[Nebraska888]

Sorry folks....I tried to paste what I had posted on Knapp's thread....and, obviously didn't delete a few things.  However, I know you "get it".

[zeebo]

Sorry folks....I tried to paste what I had posted on Knapp's thread....and, obviously didn't delete a few things.  However, I know you "get it".

Hey Neb anything from the Knapp thread is like a ray of sunshine here in GNS-land!  Btw there was one from the other night:

Caller:  Hi I'm Joe.

Noory:  Thanks for calling Joseph.

[Nebraska888]

Thanks, Z.......I am enjoying Knapp.....looking forward to the last three hours....but this first hour is just fine too.

[coaster]

People are paying to go to dinner with Noory? Hahaha. I'd rather swallow a roofie and pass out in FortRock's bed.

[onan]

People are paying to go to dinner with Noory? Hahaha. I'd rather swallow a roofie and pass out in FortRock's bed.

FortRock just cued up Love Train.

Love Train - The O' Jays

[Jackstar]

FortRock just cued up Love Train.

Okay, rock on.

What does this have to do with Shadowbane?

[aldousburbank]

People are paying to go to dinner with Noory? Hahaha. I'd rather swallow a roofie and pass out in FortRock's bed.

Hey don't knock it 'til he's tried it.

[aldousburbank]

Hey Neb anything from the Knapp thread is like a ray of sunshine here in GNS-land!  Btw there was one from the other night:

Caller:  Hi I'm Joe.

Noory:  Thanks for calling Joseph.

I think he would use the diminuitive, Joey.

[ItsOver]

FortRock just cued up Love Train.

Love Train - The O' Jays

The "caps lock" version, of course.

[Immy]

KFI studios, mid-April. Jorch re-recording his Tricalm ad.


Engineer: "Tricalm redo, take 58."

Jorch: "...relieves the itch, intensity and duration..."

Engineer: "Stop! No, Mr Noory, that should be itch intensity and duration, not itch, intensity and duration. It's not three different things."

Jorch: "That's what I said!"

Engineer: "Forget it. I'd like to see my wife tonite. That's a wrap."

Jorch: "Tommy, the car! When does 7-11 close?"

[zeebo]

KFI studios, mid-April. Jorch re-recording his Tricalm ad....

Hahaha yeah I just heard that - great dramatization Immy.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Jorch: "...relieves the itch, intensity and duration..."

Engineer: "Stop! No, Mr Noory, that should be itch intensity and duration, not itch, intensity and duration. It's not three different things."...

George is an artist and often makes unique and creative choices. 

[paladin1991]

Holy Crap!  This just in!  George Noory has sucked, does suck and will suck!

[zeebo]

George is an artist and often makes unique and creative choices.

Yes it's true he does like to "keep it fresh". (e.g. by garbling things in different ways each nite.)

[George Drooly]

Jorch: "Tommy, the car! When does 7-11 close?"

Tommy: "They open at 7 and close at 11."

[ItsOver]

George is an artist and often makes unique and creative choices.

I can hear Jorch's mother saying this to explain little Jorchie's behavior to his poor teachers.  Can you imagine being one of Jorch's teachers?  What a frustrating experience that must have been.  After watching poor performance through the year, regardless of your best efforts, and, finally, hopeless resignation, with a final evaluation of "Jorch, YOU SUCK!"

[b_dubb]

George is a FARTIST and often makes unique and creative TUMERIC SCENTED TROUSER COUGHS.

Fixed it for ya

[yumyumtree]

Tommy: "They open at 7 and close at 11."

Actually I think most of them are open 24 hours now.

[yumyumtree]

George said "Mall-ware".