George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Abby Normal]

Looked at the guest's website.  Abductee.  Psychic.  Spoon bender.  This should be a real trainwreck tonight.   A really, really funny train wreck.

[bigchucka]

I'm just glad C2C hasn't done a show with multiple guests advising "how to flip houses".

Probably because they're afraid George would ask them how they're able to lift the houses into the air to flip them.

[UnscreenedCaller]

And as for tonight's show, well:

Alien & Military Abductions
Date:   05-01-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Melinda Leslie
Expert in the alien abduction phenomena and abductee, Melinda Leslie, will discuss her latest work with seeing UFOs with beer goggles,

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[zeebo]

...I might buy Brad Gilbert's â€" oops, I mean Bhava Ram's â€" "Warrior Pose" book. But then I made the mistake of looking at his website and kind of wished I hadn't. Why is he trying to look like Bill Lumbergh from Office Space?

"Uh, yeah .. If you could just go ahead and buy my book, uh, that would be great."

[paladin1991]

Btw, where is Valdez??

Valdez is coming.    And he looks a lot like Burt Lancaster

[paladin1991]

Seriously I harp on it all the time but it baffles me

Art bell - 10 million
Jorch - 3.25 million

How can premier be happy? Baffling!

Maybe it's written off as a business loss.

[maureen]

Maybe it's written off as a business loss.

"shrinkage"

[paladin1991]

"shrinkage"

due to listener depreciation?

[Jackstar]

Maybe it's written off as a business loss.

PRN is a CIA front company. Believe it or not, you'll at least have to accept that this explanation covers all the known facts.

[ItsOver]

Valdez is coming.    And he looks a lot like Burt Lancaster

Bring it.  I realize Burt is apropo but I always thought Lee Marvin was more appropiate.  Nobody does the cig hanging from the lip better.  Well, other than Bogie.

[nooryisawesome]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Noory's listening audience numbers have gone down, yet again.

http://www.talkers.com/top-talk-radio-audiences/

George Noory for as long as I have been checking Talkers Magainze has had Jorch ranked under the 3.25 + category. He is now under 3.00+ catergory.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ItsOver]

Excellent!  Jorch should continue to suck it to the bottom. 

[At the stroke of midnight]

I did a little poking around online and apparently the Antelope affair could have been even worse. This is documented in OR news sources. They planned even more poisonings, hits on Oregon politicians and even a (smaller scale) 911 type attack if some sort. I'm guessing that Anand Sheela was behind this stuff. She was a real piece of work.

Sheela was the fall guy. I saw all this up-close and personal because I knew people who lived in Antelope at the time. I have spent time on the old Big Muddy Ranch that was bought by Osho and turned into Rajneeshpuram. This was a psy-op. I still have an article from the National Enquirer with the headline: NEW JONESTOWN IN THE OREGON DESERT! The thing is, when that article came out, only a handful of people even knew the Rajneeshees were in Oregon, not even their neighbors in Antelope. So the Enquirer knows this, and The Oregonian has never even mentioned them? The ink was barely dry on the deed, and The Enquirer was predicting another Jonestown. The more life experience one has, the more one can see through BS.

The deaths were the homeless that Osho shipped in to steal the election. After the voting, he booted them out and they had to find their own way back to civilization, over the snowy Cascades. Some were found frozen to death on Mt. Hood. This is the same Osho still worshiped by millions, including John Hogue.

[At the stroke of midnight]

"putin is a strange guy. i mean he jumps on his horse with his shirt off and sends it out to the media. IT'S JUST WEIRD"

Jorch acting like he wouldn't do the same. That P90X aint gonna complete itself.

"he's pretty well toned through the chest and the arms. he's been pumpin for a long time" - guest
"he's been pumping" - jorch

Putin90X ?

Putin has a great body!

[b_dubb]

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[HorrorReporter]

Valdez is coming.    And he looks a lot like Burt Lancaster

He's winding down folks. He's winding down.

[coaster]

Putin has a great body!

He resembles the rear end of the animal he is riding.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

He resembles the rear end of the animal he is riding.

Sounds like it too.

[yumyumtree]

C to C being pre-empted tonight for May Day coverage, even though they admit that May Day isn't a huge story now.

[zeebo]

Noory says dim-witted Neanderthals were not inferior to modern humans. 

<Please place photoshopped Noory head on caveman body here>

[El Kragen]

After listening to Clyde Lewis tonight I caught the beginning of C2C. I noticed George changed the wording of the intro from "Off the Pacific Ocean..." to "Near the Pacific Ocean". How long has that been going on? Has he gotten any better with any other aspect of the show? I'm guessing probably not lol

[NoMoreNoory]

Noory says dim-witted Neanderthals were not inferior to modern humans. 

<Please place photoshopped Noory head on caveman body here>

It's increasingly clear that Neanderthals have been given a bum rap, but what was weird beyond weird was his comment that there are prehistoric people among modern humans. Their brothers and sisters may look 'normal', but they have that 'difference' about. He is a deeply strange man. Nooranderthal.

[b_dubb]

Neanderthals got a bum rap.  Noory did not.  He's a doofus and a knucklehead.  And I am being awfully nice here.

[zeebo]

George just argued that ancient peoples may have had advanced technologies even though they lived in simple homes.  His evidence?  The Star Wars movies.

[21st Century Man]

Wouldn't it be odd if Ed Dames gets killed in the Ukraine?

[michio]

The pyramids were built by aliens. As if we didn't know that.

[nooryisawesome]

Noory says dim-witted Neanderthals were not inferior to modern humans. 

Hmmm I wonder why listnership is down.

Maybe noory should stop putting people in a self induced coma.

[Jackstar]

Wouldn't it be odd if Ed Dames gets killed in the Ukraine?

Only if they found his dog tags pinging from the deepest part of the Indian Ocean.

EDIT: Only if they found pinging from what was allegedly his dog tags from the deepest part of the Indian Ocean.

Fixed.

[21st Century Man]

Hmmm I wonder why listnership is down.

Maybe noory should stop putting people in a self induced coma.

By the end of this week, his ratings will be down to a 2.5.  Tommy and George really outdid themselves this week.  Sheer boredom from Coast to Coast.

[21st Century Man]

I am willing to believe humans have been around on Earth for more than a few thousand years but I think its a stretch to say that humans have been here for millions of years. Cremo's a bit of a flake and he has what sounds like, unintentionally, a condescending tone.   It really bothers me but c'est la vie.