George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Birdie]

I like this guy. He seems annoyed with a lot of Jorch's questions. But that is not the reason I like him - he seems like a no BS investigator with a proper dose of skepticism. Sounds like he really wants to help people and didn't just recently jump on the paranormal investigation money train. The fact he doesn't charge clients makes him legitimate (in my eyes, at least). And I like that he looks for poltergeist manifestation before looking for ghosts. Very smart. The hypnotism thing had me worried at first, but he doesn't seem over the top with it. Wish George Knapp had the interview instead of Jorch....

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Will the guest still be on after the break ends?

I am guessing yes, so George can just pass callers off to the guest and eat his turkey sandwich.

[21st Century Man]

Who you gonna call if you have a ghost?  Not this ambiguously paranormal investigator.  I bet the only cases he has investigated are those at the trailer park that he lives in.  Geez.  I bet he's a lester molester with the available ladies that he hypnotizes.  Shades of Dr. Tongue's House of Horrors.

[nooryisawesome]

I like this guy. He seems annoyed with a lot of Jorch's questions. But that is not the reason I like him - he seems like a no BS investigator with a proper dose of skepticism. Sounds like he really wants to help people and didn't just recently jump on the paranormal investigation money train. The fact he doesn't charge clients makes him legitimate (in my eyes, at least). And I like that he looks for poltergeist manifestation before looking for ghosts. Very smart. The hypnotism thing had me worried at first, but he doesn't seem over the top with it. Wish George Knapp had the interview instead of Jorch....

Yeah but if knapp did the interview you wouldn't get hard hitting questions like, were you a loner in high school?

And sweet statements of hypnotizing people driving via radio, hence creating auto accidents.

[bateman]

"Otherworkly things" ?

[nooryisawesome]

Who you gonna call if you have a ghost?  Not this ambiguously paranormal investigator.  I bet the only cases he has investigated are those at the trailer park that he lives in.  Geez.  I bet he's a lester molester with the available ladies that he hypnotizes.  Shades of Dr. Tongue's House of Horrors.

All ghost are explained by pipes, telekenisis, chilli or cats. Obviously.

[21st Century Man]

Good lord, this guest and George are trying to kill any interest I might have in the paranormal.  Thank God, Schraeder had a good show with Bob Cranmer this week. If you want to hear a good show about the paranormal, listen to his Darkness Radio show from this past Wednesday.

[21st Century Man]

This guest is making a lot of presumptions about the Annelise Michele case.  He has no idea what that family went through.

[21st Century Man]

All ghost are explained by pipes, telekenisis, chilli or cats. Obviously.

Not to mention that old time-worn explanation that the house is just settling.

[nooryisawesome]

Does anyone else get the feeling jorch had no fucking clue this guy was a skeptic.

He keeps tring to get our silver forked touge guest to admit to ghost and keeps getting shot down.

I think george saw paranormal investigator and assumed shit.

[21st Century Man]

Does anyone else get the feeling jorch had no fucking clue this guy was a skeptic.

He keeps tring to get our silver forked touge guest to admit to ghost and keeps getting shot down.

I think george saw paranormal investigator and assumed shit.

Well, the guest does have some "evidence" from his investigations on his website.  Pictures of orbs and the like.  So it seems like he believes one thing and says another.  Now, he's acting like he has seen some truly paranormal things but he's going out of his way to prove his skepticism.

[21st Century Man]

I swear Noory's paranormal shows are so damn frustrating.  At least he feigns interest better on his health and conspiracy shows but I don't listen to Coast for that crap.  I want to hear good shows about the paranormal and that never happens when Noory hosts.

[nooryisawesome]

Well, the guest does have some "evidence" from his investigations on his website.  Pictures of orbs and the like.  So it seems like he believes one thing and says another.  Now, he's acting like he has seen some truly paranormal things but he's going out of his way to prove his skepticism.

It's obvious george wasn't prepared for his skepticism.

[21st Century Man]

Just the same damn canned questions that he wrote down on his index cards 12 years ago.

[pate]

Just dug this out of the closet full of emerchurching artists...

Everything Is AWESOME!!! -- The LEGOÃ,® Movie -- Tegan and Sara feat. The Lonely Island

It's an ear-worm, what is this thing with ear-worms?  Those Spanush folks shure are onto something with the ear-worms!  Man, I wuz eating a pizza roll the udder day...

[popple]

Jorch your friends txt you to know when you're comin back to st louis so they can book their plane ticket.

"Febweary"

NAILED IT 

[21st Century Man]

Don't you just love how Noory emphasizes the word, Devil.  Not to mention what a stupid question to ask the guest.  Oooh, now guest is calling GN sir with a bit of contempt.

[popple]

Caller: what do you think a demon is and where did it originate from?
Guest: Ehh ehh ehh ehhh... ehh....
Jorch: You sound muffed there
Guest: No I'm not. I just don't understand the question.

[bateman]

Ooooooh, this is getting testy. 

[nooryisawesome]

Lol at hostile exchange.

Noory: don't call me sir. George is fine.

[21st Century Man]

This guest is maddening.  He says that he has seen ghosts but doesn't believe in them?

[popple]

That demon question resulted in 5 minutes of stuttering and "I'm not qualified to answer that"

"i've experienced ghosts. but i don't believe in them. i know what i experienced happened. if that makes sense" 

[nooryisawesome]

Wtf seen experienced ghost doesn't believe in them!

This is a new level of shit. Art would have dropped him an hour ago.

[bateman]

"Have you been baffled by things before?"

[21st Century Man]

Ooooooh, this is getting testy. 

This is getting quite entertaining!!!

[nooryisawesome]

Guest is pissed now.

George actually calling him out. It's a first. Actually george shown some balls.

[21st Century Man]

This is like Huntz Hall interviewing Harpo Marx.

[popple]

Jorch: What did you see?
Guest: A ghost
Jorch: I thought you said you didn't believe in them
Guest: I uh uh uhhhhhh... experienced it. i don't believe in them, but i saw them. i wouldn't say i believe in them. i experienced them. i saw them, but i don't believe.
Jorch: the fact that you saw them does that mean they exist in your mind?
Guest: yeah under certain circumstances yes
Jorch: ok 

[bateman]

[DocHolliday]

Holy smokes...Glad to see everyone else posting about the same thing I was about to post about.  I just got back in the house after driving for the last hour and a half.  I was nearly falling asleep due to the guest's constant stuttering until the super awkward conversation about demons.  After five minutes of stuttering about that, he starts saying "I  have seen a ghost but I don't believe in them".  I have no idea what he's suppose to mean by that, but it was beyond awkward.

Oh, I loved George's "The catholic church and exorcisms....they're sending their priests to schools.  What's going on there?"