George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

Don't forget the charitable foundation he is going to set up when he gets enough subscribers. Last week he said he only needs 3500 more (which will bring the total to 3500).

He said he was setting up the charity himself, implying he would give away his own money to C2C listeners who need help. Then he said "not a lot, maybe enough for an electric bill here or there". So typical- plays a nice guy on the outside, but is really a prick on the inside.

Jorch is a sham. A tool and a sham. He sucks, too.

[Bmassie]

George Noory Sucks.

How can someone be so delusional?  It continues to piss me off that he refers to his webcast as a TV show.  In his mind, he probably views it on the same level as Mike Wallace or Morley Safer doing 60 Minutes.

Yea fuck him calling that little webcast a television show it kills me a little each time to hear that bullshit.

[Bmassie]

Hes going to setup the charity as soon as he finishes his p90x and does a show at the Hawaii studio, after he kept his word about retirement in 2012 I have full faith in everything he says .

[ufogadfly]

I would run screaming from the show (and literally yelling AT it sometimes) except for the fact that, despite Disgeorge's ineptitude, CTC is an easy way to keep up on a number subjects that interest me. Well, 2, maybe 3 times a week anyway. Belside the yelling gets out a lot of pent-up agression that might otherwise be channeled more destructively.

[nooryisawesome]

Don't forget the charitable foundation he is going to set up when he gets enough subscribers. Last week he said he only needs 3500 more (which will bring the total to 3500).

He said he was setting up the charity himself, implying he would give away his own money to C2C listeners who need help. Then he said "not a lot, maybe enough for an electric bill here or there". So typical- plays a nice guy on the outside, but is really a prick on the inside.

Oh great... I wonder if there will be other spike mikes.

[ziznak]

I would run screaming from the show (and literally yelling AT it sometimes) except for the fact that, despite Disgeorge's ineptitude, CTC is an easy way to keep up on a number subjects that interest me. Well, 2, maybe 3 times a week anyway. Belside the yelling gets out a lot of pent-up agression that might otherwise be channeled more destructively.

I hate to admit it but... I've been back on the Jorch for just this reason.  Well mostly this reason... there are many other explanation's for why i check out C2C from time to time. We don't want to get into that tho

[norrykilledc2c]

Hes going to setup the charity as soon as he finishes his p90x and does a show at the Hawaii studio, after he kept his word about retirement in 2012 I have full faith in everything he says .

ahaha. Exactly.

[Bmassie]

Was this taken on day 1?

[Morgus]

Oh great... I wonder if there will be other spike mikes.

Maybe MV should get ready for a "gift" offer from Noory in the near future, in return for bellgab being turned into a Noory fan site perhaps? 

[ItsOver]

Jorch's Make Beeleef World.

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[Liam the runner]

I hate to rub salt into an old wound...or have I missed something...but whatever happened to the Hawaii broadcast booth?
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[NoMoreNoory]

Jorch's Make Beeleef World.

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Hahahaha!! Brilliant! I see Li'l Jorchie had a better table back then.

Talk of Hawaiian Studios and Bee On Bleef Charitable Foundations leads me to ask about George Time. Remember that? Much heralded. A dedicated phone line with Joorch answering - Live And In Person - for the duration of an hour. Many of us tried, and no-one succeeded. No doubt the phone was off the hook while Joorch and Tommie tucked into a plate of pizza rolls and looked at the pictures in the pile of free books on Joorch's desk.
And then.....nothing. Joorch promised it was going to be a monthly event. I think I'm right in saying that it was never heard of again. Another pathetic little scam from the Master Of Pathetic Little Scams.

[NoMoreNoory]

And a double helping of a Noory Klashik recently, which I forgot to mention. First, there was the blind woman who told Snooron she was interested in obtaining the Coast Newsletter in Braille.
And a few days ago, a woman told him she had no computer and wanted some C2C info - I forget precisely what. No matter.
The point is - and I'm sure you're all ahead of me here - in both cases, he told them they'd find what they were looking for at the C2C website. How do you begin to comprehend the levels of cretinism required to do that? It trooly is Beeyon Beeleef.

[karios8]

And a double helping of a Noory Klashik recently, which I forgot to mention. First, there was the blind woman who told Snooron she was interested in obtaining the Coast Newsletter in Braille.
And a few days ago, a woman told him she had no computer and wanted some C2C info - I forget precisely what. No matter.
The point is - and I'm sure you're all ahead of me here - in both cases, he told them they'd find what they were looking for at the C2C website. How do you begin to comprehend the levels of cretinism required to do that? It trooly is Beeyon Beeleef.

The coast website is written in braille, duh. LOL

[albrecht]

And a double helping of a Noory Klashik recently, which I forgot to mention. First, there was the blind woman who told Snooron she was interested in obtaining the Coast Newsletter in Braille.
And a few days ago, a woman told him she had no computer and wanted some C2C info - I forget precisely what. No matter.
The point is - and I'm sure you're all ahead of me here - in both cases, he told them they'd find what they were looking for at the C2C website. How do you begin to comprehend the levels of cretinism required to do that? It trooly is Beeyon Beeleef.
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I heard those also and thought "didn't you just hear that the lady was blind and SPECIFICALLY said that again and requested a phone number because she was blind and also didn't even have a computer"! The sad thing is this lady wanted the phone number because she wanted to go see George at one of his appearances in her area! He should send her some tumeric, a signed copy of his book (ON TAPE) with the newly married Guiley broad, and an apology for not paying attention to a clearly disabled, loyal listener.

[ItsOver]

I hate to rub salt into an old wound...or have I missed something...but whatever happened to the Hawaii broadcast booth?
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Maybe this guy took it with him.



I've seen a photo in the past of what looked like Wells standing near a Hawaiian beach.  That is a good question, though.  It's typical for Jorch to bloviate for months and then when nothing comes of something, he conveniently forgets about it.  Look at how he handles the situation when he kicks a guest off C2C in the middle of the show.  He comes back on air after a break with the guest no longer around and he acts like "Guest?  What Guest?  I don't know about any guest" and conveniently stumbles through impromptu open lines or has Tommy ring-up Lionel to flounder around.  Jorch is full of it.

[ItsOver]

Hahahaha!! Brilliant! I see Li'l Jorchie had a better table back then.

Talk of Hawaiian Studios and Bee On Bleef Charitable Foundations leads me to ask about George Time. Remember that? Much heralded. A dedicated phone line with Joorch answering - Live And In Person - for the duration of an hour. Many of us tried, and no-one succeeded. No doubt the phone was off the hook while Joorch and Tommie tucked into a plate of pizza rolls and looked at the pictures in the pile of free books on Joorch's desk.
And then.....nothing. Joorch promised it was going to be a monthly event. I think I'm right in saying that it was never heard of again. Another pathetic little scam from the Master Of Pathetic Little Scams.

Ah, yes, another great example of Jorch's/PremRat's inept tom foolery.  His listeners can only hope the craptastic submerging artists idea dies a similar death eventually.  All of Jorch's junk sooner or later makes it to the abandoned Noory Mecca of The Cafe Marrakesh and Oasis Bar.

[Gassy Man]

Full Length - Beyond Belief with George Noory: Speaking with Spirits

Though a lot of what Noory says is the same recycled crap he often does (and Van Praaaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh does as well), he's actually considerably more focused here than he normally sounds on the radio.  I guess it's because the camera is on him and he's not picking his toes or circling products in the Winn Dixie circular he plans to buy or whatever -- still, I wouldn't watch this show unless nothing else was on, and even then I would just nap. 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

The first half of tonight's show has William Forstchen on. This guy was on like a month ago.

The second half sounds better as 2 professors that pattern-mined languages are going to be on.
You can put in words and see how much they are used or not used over time.
I put in a sample search http://goo.gl/ldI5R9
See if you can come up with any interesting searches and post the results here.
Here is another one
http://goo.gl/2gvh4V

[HorrorReporter]

The first half of tonight's show has William Forstchen on. This guy was on like a month ago.

The second half sounds better as 2 professors that pattern-mined languages are going to be on.
You can put in words and see how much they are used or not used over time.
I put in a sample search http://goo.gl/ldI5R9
See if you can come up with any interesting searches and post the results here.
Here is another one
http://goo.gl/2gvh4V

I hate when Jorge says William Forstchen on. He always sounds like he is saying foreskin. The first thing I think about is George as a rabbi

[ItsOver]

The first half of tonight's show has William Forstchen on. This guy was on like a month ago.

The second half sounds better as 2 professors that pattern-mined languages are going to be on.
You can put in words and see how much they are used or not used over time.
I put in a sample search http://goo.gl/ldI5R9
See if you can come up with any interesting searches and post the results here.
Here is another one
http://goo.gl/2gvh4V

Hmmmm, interesting.  Apparently nothing was "awesome" before 1860.  How "awesome."

[yumyumtree]

I think that we will be in for some crackpottery this week. On Tue. he's having another "nutritional expert" for part if the show. Wed. is Craig Hulet.

Although there are exceptions, Ive learned to expect the worst with anything health-related.

[b_dubb]

Full Length - Beyond Belief with George Noory: Speaking with Spirits

This video makes me angry.  JVP is such an obvious con man.  His success makes me want to punch nuns.

[bateman]

I hate when Jorge says William Forstchen on. He always sounds like he is saying foreskin. The first thing I think about is George as a rabbi

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schmuck

[bateman]

Oh goody, another Magic Vitamin show.

Date:   02-18-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Mark Mincolla, James Swagger
First Half: Mark Mincolla, Ph.D., a natural health care practitioner, has integrated ancient Chinese energy techniques with cutting-edge nutritional science. He'll discuss his innovative electromagnetic muscle testing system which he claims can help guide you to better understand what your body needs specifically, rather than arbitrarily following general guidelines set up by others.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Full Length - Beyond Belief with George Noory: Speaking with Spirits

Holy shit, I cringed watching that guy.  If his spiritual bullshit doesn't work out, he should get a job as a guidance counselor or a group therapist.

[Dateline]

I take gummy bears fruit flavored chews.  That's on next weeks schedule.  They are going to interview the inventor of gummy bears and the secret intrigue behind it. 

Gummy bears are strange and mysterious, and they will be slanted that way.  My question, "But are they evil?"  and "What do you do when you cross a psychic vampire with a gummy bear."  Don't know, but it will make your cold blood curdle.

[bigchucka]

Everybody knows that gummy bears are made from particles left when angels travel through a portal.

[wr250]

I take gummy bears fruit flavored chews.  That's on next weeks schedule.  They are going to interview the inventor of gummy bears and the secret intrigue behind it. 

Gummy bears are strange and mysterious, and they will be slanted that way.  My question, "But are they evil?"  and "What do you do when you cross a psychic vampire with a gummy bear."  Don't know, but it will make your cold blood curdle.

yea that ^

Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!

First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.

BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.

Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.

But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/dp/B000EVQWKC

[Jdd]

How does Noory stack up against Art?

Picture paints a thousand words...

Go here:  https://books.google.com/ngrams

and delete:  Albert Einstein,Sherlock Holmes,Frankenstein

replacing it with:  George Noory,Art Bell

Nuff said.