George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GuerrillaUnReal]

I just had a thought. There's been 40,000+ replies in this very thread. There's been literally two million+ views on this thread. This thread is one of the first things that pop up on Google when you search for "George Noory." This has to be the most written and viewed amount of information on the man known as George Noory in the world. It's really got to put one's life in perspective when the most written about someone is discussing how much that person sucks.

Even Hitler and Stalin have a couple of paragraphs on them out there about how they got shit done in between being horrible people. I'm not saying Noory is as bad as Hitler and Stalin but Fumbles is definitely lazier.

[Nebraska888]

I just had a thought. There's been 40,000+ replies in this very thread. There's been literally two million+ views on this thread. This thread is one of the first things that pop up on Google when you search for "George Noory." This has to be the most written and viewed amount of information on the man known as George Noory in the world. It's really got to put one's life in perspective when the most written about someone is discussing how much that person sucks.

Even Hitler and Stalin have a couple of paragraphs on them out there about how they got shit done in between being horrible people. I'm not saying Noory is as bad as Hitler and Stalin but Fumbles is definitely lazier.

Well said!   

[Nebraska888]

I think I just heard George say "Why did you waiting?" in his Carnivora ad.

Oh yes, you heard it correctly!  Ugh.

[Nebraska888]

Seraphim I understand and hope you find rejuvination away from what I politely call a nexus of colorful characters - but please hurry back to us as I require your original viewpoints of the world to help me make sense of it (or at least humorous nonsense of it).

Ditto.

[BattyBrooke]

Interesting read from here... http://caravantomidnight.com/john-b-wells-fired-coast-coast-popular-truthful-exclusive-interview/

"Noory’s listening numbers are nothing to write home about. Once upon a time, some estimated that Art Bell had somewhere around 6-12 million listeners on any given night. In contrast, Noory’s numbers are a paltry 275,000 to 300,000 listeners per night. However, George Noory is the perfect front man and his numbers take on a secondary level of importance because he is very good at protecting the corporate turf and is very careful to only take risks on subjects which the corporate sponsors do not care about (e.g. crystal skulls, near death experiences, psychic mediums, etc.). Gone are the former days of Art Bell’s hard hitting journalism which made the spooks inside of the alphabet soup agencies very uncomfortable."

[nooryisawesome]

Oh great, another chance for Jorch to bring up his dead aunt,Shaniqua Caligula,or whatever her name is.

I heard she was hot.

Maybe Jorch's dead Aunt can take over hosting c2c for him, couldnt be any worse than Noory.

[PB the Deplorable]

I just had a thought. There's been 40,000+ replies in this very thread. There's been literally two million+ views on this thread. This thread is one of the first things that pop up on Google when you search for "George Noory." This has to be the most written and viewed amount of information on the man known as George Noory in the world. It's really got to put one's life in perspective when the most written about someone is discussing how much that person sucks...

Don't forget that other website - the one with the original GNS thread.  3500 pages before it was deleted, and 2500 more before that was deleted as well.

Dang, that was some funny shizzle

[FallenSeraph]

Will some of you please refrain from posting words in super giant font size? I don't know if there is a rule against it but if I was in charge I would make one! I usually don't suck up to the board OP but imagine how disrespectful it is to see this on your board. It really eats up the space for nothing. We all can read normal font size just as well and still understand your outrage by exclamation point!!! I'd much rather see photoshopped pics of Noory's head in the same space.

SORRY

Kidding â€" that really is obnoxious. I'll cap it at 36 from now on.

[Juan]

I heard she was hot.

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[FallenSeraph]

I just had a thought. There's been 40,000+ replies in this very thread. There's been literally two million+ views on this thread. This thread is one of the first things that pop up on Google when you search for "George Noory." This has to be the most written and viewed amount of information on the man known as George Noory in the world. It's really got to put one's life in perspective when the most written about someone is discussing how much that person sucks.

Even Hitler and Stalin have a couple of paragraphs on them out there about how they got shit done in between being horrible people. I'm not saying Noory is as bad as Hitler and Stalin but Fumbles is definitely lazier.

This is hilarious. 

[Bmassie]

Women want to be with snoory and guys want to be him,  he's the modern gentlemen and has been telling us about bit coins for weeks nows. And his rain experiment proves he's a national treasure. I mean he even host a television show called beyond belief sounds pretty legit.

[wr250]

I heard she was hot.

Maybe Jorch's dead Aunt can take over hosting c2c for him, couldnt be any worse than Noory.

please dont say that. there is much worse, for proof i offer 90% of television programming...

[PB the Deplorable]

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I knew there was something familiar about that pic

[Dateline]

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I knew there was something familiar about that pic

Yeah, its' the hair.

[ItsOver]

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I knew there was something familiar about that pic

Haha...ms. Snoory.  Looks like a second grade teacher.

[scifinj]

Hey, gang. Been away for a while. I know this Nooryism has been mentioned before but it seems like he uses it even more frequently than ever: "No doubt" or "No doubt about it." I'm convinced he uses it as a crutch when he can't think of an intelligent reply to a guest's comments, or doesn't have a prepared question ready. But it's the most ridiculous when he's referring to something about which there's plenty of doubt.

[Liam the runner]

Will some of you please refrain from posting words in super giant font size? I don't know if there is a rule against it but if I was in charge I would make one! I usually don't suck up to the board OP but imagine how disrespectful it is to see this on your board. It really eats up the space for nothing. We all can read normal font size just as well and still understand your outrage by exclamation point!!! I'd much rather see photoshopped pics of Noory's head in the same space.

[norrykilledc2c]

Yeah
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She looks like an ugly Eddie Haskell.
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[norrykilledc2c]

Hey, gang. Been away for a while. I know this Nooryism has been mentioned before but it seems like he uses it even more frequently than ever: "No doubt" or "No doubt about it." I'm convinced he uses it as a crutch when he can't think of an intelligent reply to a guest's comments, or doesn't have a prepared question ready. But it's the most ridiculous when he's referring to something about which there's plenty of doubt.

Exactly. Then he'll say "You may be right." about something that there's no doubt about.

[Nebraska888]

Exactly. Then he'll say "You may be right." about something that there's no doubt about.

Don't forget......AS WELL......

[scifinj]

I've got a project for us.
After any CTCAM show we list the questions that occured to us that any halfway thinking person would have asked the guest but Noory didn't.

[scifinj]

Don't forget......AS WELL......

OH, MY GOD, YES!

[zeebo]

I've got a project for us.
After any CTCAM show we list the questions that occured to us that any halfway thinking person would have asked the guest but Noory didn't.

Guest makes some outlandish claim like: "I flew to a parallel universe and saw amazing things."

Obvious question to ask:  "Wow what did you see there?"

Noory:  "Ok let's take some calls."

[Heather Wade]

Hey, gang. Been away for a while. I know this Nooryism has been mentioned before but it seems like he uses it even more frequently than ever: "No doubt" or "No doubt about it." I'm convinced he uses it as a crutch when he can't think of an intelligent reply to a guest's comments, or doesn't have a prepared question ready. But it's the most ridiculous when he's referring to something about which there's plenty of doubt.

He's just reading that off the 3x5 Tommy is holding up at the moment. 

[Birdie]

I've got a project for us.
After any CTCAM show we list the questions that occured to us that any halfway thinking person would have asked the guest but Noory didn't.

This sounds like fun. Maybe there should be a new, live thread for listening to C2C each night? I noticed some are annoyed this topic has wandered in that direction, instead of being a place to post the true 'Best of George Norry.'

[Nebraska888]

Guest makes some outlandish claim like: "I flew to a parallel universe and saw amazing things."

Obvious question to ask:  "Wow what did you see there?"

Noory:  "Ok let's take some calls."

GOD HELP US.....YES!  EXACTLY!  WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?? 

[Mels-hole1984]

I love logging on to the Coast to Coast Am website and seeing George Noorys ugly mug. It makes me want to cut myself less.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

He's just reading that off the 3x5 Tommy is holding up at the moment.

He's got one written on each finger, and an emergency backup written in mustard on his turkey sandwich.

[popple]

Yeah, its' the hair.

She left it to him in her will.

[norrykilledc2c]

I love logging on to the Coast to Coast Am website and seeing George Noorys ugly mug. It makes me want to cut myself less.

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