George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

...I didn't have to have my mother tell me not to eat yellow snow. I figured it out for myself.

I got a good laugh from that one.  I can just see Jorchy hiding under his mommy's skirt.   

[Liam the runner]

I just heard the first few minutes of John B Wells' new show. The guy is paranoid & looney tunes....He's gone way off the page! He must sit at the right hand of Alex Jones!

[Bmassie]

Gn: truly remarkable.......

What's truly remarkable is how George keeps calling his shitty Internet fake talk show a television show when it has nothing to do with television, can't wait for it to get canceled anyday now, no one wants to see a talentless out of touch possibly senile geezer have awkward conversations with people he can't relate to nor understand on a professional level, hence why his best friends is the numbers lady and other silly useless guest instead of someone like michu kaku (wonder why he did a show with art not too long ago but won't touch c2cam lol) Damit noory retire already ur just a joke now, a 10+ year old joke that's just getting more pathetic by the nite... Have some dignity and act like a like man and take pride in ur work or get off coast no one tunes in for you and more would listen if you where gone. The best part is you sign into this site often you weak minded pos.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

i just heard, for the first time (other than when it happened), george's call to the gabcast.

man.

And you still haven't deleted this fucking thread.  Think of the grandbabies.

[FallenSeraph]

I'm surprised George hasn't popped in to say hi. He usually follows soon after Art makes an appearance.

George? GEORGE!?

[Neil]

George reiterated for the one millionth time that he's an "abiotic oil believer" for no reason other than to impress Jerome Corsi of Weird Nuts Diary.  My take on sNoory's belief is WHO F_CKING CARES? GET OVER YOUR SPECIAL SELF.  Thanks much and be safe everyone.

I always get a chuckle when people come on and essentially say the abiotic oil theory is shit, and George doesn't say a thing.  If you're going to push that theory all the time (like you came up with it), you better have the balls to defend it when somebody comes on and takes the opposite position.

[coaster]

Noory just likes saying the words "abiotic oil". He doesn't even know what it is. George thinks oil is magic water that makes his car go vrroom. Fuck George.

[NowhereInTime]

Naïve Libertarians and guns?

So, what is so Naïve about them?

To me, Libertarians are the most level headed of all political groups.

God, what isn't?!? The very notion that you can sustain a nation with a federal government who's only role is 1) provide for the common defense and 2) the enforcement of contracts is pollyanna.
Everything will magically take care of itself as the magic hand of the "free" market jerks us all off.

[ItsOver]

I'm surprised George hasn't popped in to say hi. He usually follows soon after Art makes an appearance.

George? GEORGE!?

I wonder what kind of creepy avatar he'll choose this time.  Will he still be Mr. Peanut?  When he "pops in," I always feel like the BellGab stalker is back, looking in the window.

[NoMoreNoory]

I'd like to lay this out as a Welcome mat for him to wipe his feet on.
I've been meaning to share this for some time. I caught it playing on WCBM Baltimore, which has been my default station for C2C for a while on the Tune-In Radio app. And I wish I could lift my recorded snippets out to post as audio clips, but can't see a way to do it.
Anyway, you all know those puffs that get played to advertise the talk shows that are generally designed to make you say "That sounds interesting/funny/outrageous/challenging/stimulating/whatever….I must tune in and listen". Well, heeeeeere's Joorchie, missing every single target, playing both ends against the middle and finally disappearing up his own porthole. Make of this what you will.

It's introduced with VO:
"Looking for the truth? You'll find it on Coast To Coast AM"
Cue 80s porn music, and in comes Our Boy:

"Nobody wants terrorism [and he swallows that so it is barely audible], obviously, but….I don't know who to believe anymore, because, you know, if something happens, you would think 'Oh my gosh, this is real terrorism', but then, on the other hand, you say 'This is just their way of saying "We have to implement more of these controls" '. Not everything is a conspiracy. The problem is you have to look at everything as if it's a conspiracy because nowadays…….you just don't know."

If you were unaware of C2C, that would really make you want to listen, wouldn't it? Not. It's mind-bending in its puerile meaninglessness. If you know so little, George, get off the airwaves.

[eeieeyeoh]

I just heard the first few minutes of John B Wells' new show. ...

I'm actually Sylvester the Cat. I would just never declaw a cat. They can teach respect and small rodent removal techniques. Love seems pretty universal among living things where it counts. Female cat w/just tubes medically tied (not my decision or other human choice) took a little time to understand, always let her in house when she wanted, put out of house when I wanted, always had full bowls of dry food and water in kitchen for her + 1/2 can of soft food/human delicasy food daily in another kitchen bowl, she loved and I didn't mind sticking my finger way down inside her ears to get out the wax, and during that bi-annual event of having fun w/her boyfriend, I just had a folded bath towel on the other dining room chair she drained from easily washed and dried. She could survive in the neighborhood for > month w/me out of town and always right at my car door as soon as I pulled into my driveway again talking to me a mile a minute many times. The best I could measure, she had pathways between her brain and muscles at least 10X faster than mine. She liked to play in the yard w/me too. After a couple of years of the biggest catbox in bathroom (pardon me York) that she seemed to drop loads outside the edge of, she never used the bathroom catbox again w/me saying nothing, and I just looked the other way when she would dig a hole in the yard and bury whatever number it was. She had to train me to let her outside whenever she wanted no matter how deep I was sleeping though. I don't know if that is a female genetic trait , but probably or most likely due to the nature of life itself. She liked Art Bell too into the wee hours of the morning sleeping fine. Unless she wanted to sleep w/me, she would sleep many times w/me playing the craziest music I had as loud as possible w/o distortion (Rogers Export Monitors) < 3 to 5 feet away from loudspeakers in living room and me in dining room (< 10 PM PST). ...

[MV/Liberace!]

Not to bust your balls but George N called in to the Spec Sheet.  Don't diss our GabCast like that bro!

oh, shit.  that's right.  it was the spec sheet.

[zeebo]

...Everything will magically take care of itself as the magic hand of the "free" market jerks us all off.

As compared to socialism where we all jerk each other off.   

[zeebo]

Tonite's guest Susan Masino "talks about such topics as universal laws, positive manifestation, ghosts, and past lives".  As fed up as I am with Noory's "manifestation" shows, I have to admit I'm a little intrigued that according to her bio she's written both these books:

The Secrets of the Universe
Let There Be Rock: The Story of AC/DC

There must be some connection.

[Bmassie]

I'm going to contact my local news team and see if I can get a investigation into this shitty noory guy and how john b got let go, hope they dig up dirt about his expensive strip joint habits and crazy medical cures and claims and what not. I seen these news teams really get results. I will link them a few things to verify noory sucking. I'm sure after seeing there are over 1000s of pages of proof and videos recordings and art work ect they have to react.

[Bmassie]

I will try to get into contact with the poor man noory crippled and see if he would speak to the media and get borey out 

[ItsOver]

As compared to socialism where we all jerk each other off.   

Oh boy!  An orgy!  Damn.  Everyone looks like Rosanne Barr or worse.

[ItsOver]

Tonite's guest Susan Masino "talks about such topics as universal laws, positive manifestation, ghosts, and past lives".  As fed up as I am with Noory's "manifestation" shows, I have to admit I'm a little intrigued that according to her bio she's written both these books:

The Secrets of the Universe
Let There Be Rock: The Story of AC/DC

There must be some connection.

Interesting diversity.  I see a another book in the making by her.   "Dumb as a Rock:  The Story of Jorch.  There are no Secrets"

[Izintit?]

Tonite's guest Susan Masino "talks about such topics as universal laws, positive manifestation, ghosts, and past lives".  As fed up as I am with Noory's "manifestation" shows, I have to admit I'm a little intrigued that according to her bio she's written both these books:

The Secrets of the Universe
Let There Be Rock: The Story of AC/DC

There must be some connection.

Oh great, another chance for Jorch to bring up his dead aunt,Shaniqua Caligula,or whatever her name is.

[zeebo]

Oh boy!  An orgy!  Damn.  Everyone looks like Rosanne Barr or worse.

Yes you see this is the danger of too much shared responsibility.

[zeebo]

Interesting diversity.  I see a another book in the making by her.   "Dumb as a Rock:  The Story of Jorch.  There are no Secrets"

I'm writing something similar, called "The Noory Mind".  I'm almost done but still have room on my post-it note.

[MikeJ]

So I guess the -2 degrees Fahrenheit that we had in Georgia last week was due to man-made global war....errr I mean climate change.  Put a sock in it, Hogue.

That's right, since it is cold in my backyard, the earth can't possible be warming, could it be Sarah, ooops, I mean 12th Century Man.

[MikeJ]

Joorch and Hogue turn to discussion of the prophecies of Matthias Sternberger.

George: He made a lot of very accurate predictions, didn't he?
Hogue: Uncanny.
George: He's dead now, right?
Hogue: He was born in 1753

Those hours of show prep pay off for George yet again

Snooron: So is he dead or not?

[Birdie]

I will try to get into contact with the poor man noory crippled and see if he would speak to the media and get borey out

Huh, what? I somehow missed that story. Do tell.

[eeieeyeoh]

Tonite's guest ... ... ...

Please try to comprehend this vid and future direction since. The interviewer and guest were both born and raised Jewish. I don't know if genes play a part. I already knew a few years before 9/11/01 that America's Constitution was overthrown by foreign country starting in 1997 by using my family by birth against me for greed. I could not imply my Parents did a bad job raising me and couldn't prove a bad sibling leader older was wrong. I was robbed of well over 7 digits by an American Jewish raised Judge and Lawyer and they openly did it did on public record by re-defining the legal purpose and meaning of American words (according to Black's Law Dictionary) in a Last Will and Testament I was first named in and very close to the very intelligent, wise, kind, and considerate Bequeather. I even notified President Clinton by registered Certified USPS mail at the White House at the time w/no reply well before Y2K too. So you can take the Premier/ClearChannel show you advertized here and shove it too. I was most likely supposed to be dead in hell a long time ago.

Israel did 9/11 - Dr. Alan Sabrosky - U.S Army War College

[FallenSeraph]

Please try to comprehend this vid and future direction since. The interviewer and guest were both born and raised Jewish. I don't know if genes play a part. I already knew a few years before 9/11/01 that America's Constitution was overthrown by foreign country starting in 1997 by using my family by birth against me for greed. I could not imply my Parents did a bad job raising me and couldn't prove a bad sibling leader older was wrong. I was robbed of well over 7 digits by an American Jewish raised Judge and Lawyer and they openly did it did on public record by re-defining the legal purpose and meaning of American words (according to Black's Law Dictionary) in a Last Will and Testament I was first named in and very close to the very intelligent, wise, kind, and considerate Bequeather. I even notified President Clinton by registered Certified USPS mail at the White House at the time w/no reply well before Y2K too. So you can take the Premier/ClearChannel show you advertized here and shove it too. I was most likely supposed to be dead in hell a long time ago.

WHAT THE F*CK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING ANYONE IS TALKING ABOUT??!!!!!!!

It doesn't even MAKE SENSE. Are you just spewing out cryptic bullish*t on purpose or did you forget to take your meds today? Either way, you're making schizophrenic people look bad.

There comes a time on forums when stupid little things start getting to you and you just have to logout and walk away for a while. And by "you" I mean "me."

Goodnight, everyone. Have a lovely evening.

[eeieeyeoh]

... Are you just spewing out cryptic bullish*t ... ... ...

PR profession is defined as skill in advertizing and disinformation. Where's the beef?

[Immy]

Oh great, another chance for Jorch to bring up his dead aunt,Shaniqua Caligula,or whatever her name is.

OMG! This (and Liam the runner's avvy) brought tears to my eyes and spasms to my gut. 

[zeebo]

...There comes a time on forums when stupid little things start getting to you and you just have to logout and walk away for a while. And by "you" I mean "me."...

Seraphim I understand and hope you find rejuvination away from what I politely call a nexus of colorful characters - but please hurry back to us as I require your original viewpoints of the world to help me make sense of it (or at least humorous nonsense of it).

[Liam the runner]

WHAT THE F*CK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING ANYONE IS TALKING ABOUT??!!!!!!!

It doesn't even MAKE SENSE. Are you just spewing out cryptic bullish*t on purpose or did you forget to take your meds today? Either way, you're making schizophrenic people look bad.

Thank you Seraphim...definitely off his meds