George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Strange Story]

"We might be in a mini Ace Age here!" - Noory

[fotd]

What is the topic tonight on C2C? I have become completely dependent on Seraphim's show preview posts.

3 hours of health bullshit.

George said he likes a little salami, and has a shrimp cocktail weekly.  He also clued us in that he has eliminated margarine and aspartame from his diet.

He may also have a simian monkey virus in him.

edit:  I just tuned out of this quack.  He stated that Ritalin and Adderall are both amphetamine salts.  Incorrect you quack. 

[norrykilledc2c]

George said he likes a little salami, and has a shrimp cocktail weekly. 

I think George is telling us he is gay with that one.

[Dateline]

I just turned it off, I am not at all interested in this. 

Then I went to the Coast website and they are actually selling ads for Carnavora on the internal portion of the page where the listeners post.  That is a new low for me.  I have had it with all things Coast.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

3 hours of health bullshit.

Thank you, fotd. It sounds like I didn't miss anything.

"We might be in a mini Ace Age here!" - Noory

Well, except for this. This one was pretty funny.

[Morgus]

Another infomercial guest tonight with Noory...

[UFQuack]

Yes that's right, another infommercial for Jorch But the first hr guest talked about psychic vampires--one of Jorch's personal favorites, if you listen carefully you can hear him salivating and teething the microphone (just kidding--I didn't really hear that).

Here's the first guest talking about how energy vampires can "suck off" you and if given the chance will suck you off...

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/videos#!/19798/55803/Deborah-King-on-Energy-Vampires

[Scully]

Tonight I was listening to Dave Schrader's Darkness Radio program from Feb. 10th, since I knew I wouldn't be able to stomach tonight's Coast.  Dave started off talking about having hosted C2C the night before (2/9) and went on to say that since Coast no longer considers itself a paranormal show, but rather a VARIETY show, Dave will be providing some of the paranormal content that Coast also includes.

Interesting (as I've said before) that Dave was given a non-paranormal topic to do this past Sunday, and a kick in the gut to know that Premiere/George has told Schrader what I've paraphrased above.

Don't ask for whom the bell tolls, Paranormal lovers ... 

[EBE123]

Last night, Linda Stasi mentioned that we only use "like 7%" of our brains. lol
She should really learn how to Google.

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/10percent.asp
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_percent_of_brain_myth

[michio]

Georgie said he was going to keep us "on the end of your chair." 

[wr250]

Last night, Linda Stasi mentioned that we only use "like 7%" of our brains. lol
She should really learn how to Google.

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/10percent.asp
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_percent_of_brain_myth

george needs to learn to use that much.

[ItsOver]

George said he likes a little salami, and has a shrimp cocktail weekly.  He also clued us in that he has eliminated margarine and aspartame from his diet.

Along with his turkey sandwiches, what more does he need.  :

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[wr250]

Along with his turkey sandwiches, what more does he need.  :

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toomeric, must have toomeric

[Mind Flayer Monk]

george needs to learn to use that much.

I remember Tommy was out one week and the female technician or whatever they were called was on and she was correcting GN left and right and feeding him information and GN sounded much better.
Tommy must be conspiring against George to make him look bad.

[DocHolliday]

Noory captivates program listeners with his discussions of paranormal phenomena, time travel, alien abductions, conspiracies and all things curious and unexplained. He is driven, he has said, by the desire to solve the great mysteries of our time. From his first days as a radio broadcaster he says, “I’ve wanted to cover stories that the mainstream media never touchâ€"the unusual, the paranormal and things like that. I learned that broadcast was the best business for exploring these issues, and I’ve been doing it for 33 years.”

Just change your damn bio page already, you hack.  I haven't heard any of these topics talked about by George in I don't know how long.

GNS.

[onan]

I hope Onan is okay

Snug as a bug. I got home early, only a slight dusting of snow when I walked into the house, 15 minutes later almost a half inch and within an hour more than an inch.

Most people know how to drive in snow. It only takes a few in heavy traffic to mess it up for everyone. One or two bad decisions can affect thousands of drivers. I saw the love footage of a car on fire... I didn't follow the story. So I don't know what happened.

I am on a Stargate SG1 marathon... the show just gets better with time.

[yumyumtree]

Unfortunately I conked out at 10 because I'd had insomnia the night before and in any case had to be up early today.
George must have been on Cloud 9 with a guest who talks about energy vampires. Along with portals and the old hag syndrome, it's one if his pet subjects.

[yumyumtree]

Oh, I just realized reading my last post that I made a goof. Energy vampires are appliances that waste electricity around the house. Psychic vampires are what Noory is hepped up on. Wish I could have heard it, though.

[bateman]

Oh, I just realized reading my last post that I made a goof. Energy vampires are appliances that waste electricity around the house. Psychic vampires are what Noory is hepped up on. Wish I could have heard it, though.

You were right the first time. Here, let the lady with Gozer hair explain:

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/videos#!/19798/55803/Deborah-King-on-Energy-Vampires

[Mind Flayer Monk]

WHY ARE Y'ALL STILL LISTENING?
OR EXPECTING ANYTHING DIFFERENT?

Hehe we're still thinking GN will put on a good show, people will start saving money, and the Cubs are going to the World Series.
How about the Politics thread? Changing lots of minds?

Here, let the lady with Gozer hair explain:

I like the Gozer hair. Any female bellgabbers out there with the Gozer hair?

[maureen]

more evidence of his stupidity: the song "I Could Have Danced All Night", that he asserted erroneously was from The King and I, is actually from My Fair Lady. The ignorant arrogant slawsy poodle!!!

[yumyumtree]

He garbled the title of Lotts book, calling it "More Gun, Less Crime."

And George teased a story about an 84 year old Brazilian woman with a 44y/o fetus in her body. I'm guessing that this was a pregnancy outside the uterus.

[scifinj]

more evidence of his stupidity: the song "I Could Have Danced All Night", that he asserted erroneously was from The King and I, is actually from My Fair Lady. The ignorant arrogant slawsy poodle!!!

Final sentence deserves actually spelling this out: Laughing Out Loud.

[The Neverender]

Hahaha sooo wasn't this guest brought on to talk about how the evil government was buying all the rounds if ammo to take over etc? Hahaha and then he says it's totally normal and regular course of business !!!! Laughed so hard! What are they going to talk about?!? Fetus octogenarian lady!?!? Haha epic fail

[yumyumtree]

Thank you. Take a baking soda and sea salt bath and hug a tree. Got it.

The Seattle Post intelligencer cartoonist David Horsey used to draw women with that hairdo a lot--it was his shorthand for Seattle yuppie female of ambiguous sexual orientation, I think. Plus it was probably easy to draw.

The Brazilian womans pregnancy was ordinary uterine pregnancy, I guess. The baby just died. Here the ob-gyn would probably remove it by Caesarean or something once they determined it was dead and not bring expelled on its own. But according to The article she just had gone to a "witch doctor" who gave her pain medicine. Maybe George cut the story short for fear of offending some of his shaman guests.

[pate]

Not really following along... 

I think the gist of it is:

Noory ROCKS so much more than any other 'temporary' host...

Whether that host is vanilla with nuts or anything else...  You all just like the vanilla?  Or something?

I don't get it...  Vanilla is something no one disagrees with.  But then you do like pistachio/rocky road/peppermint/etc

I've gotten drunk and turned off all radios, or at least changed the stations...  Makes it a bit crazy tomorrow, but what the hey, maybe I find a non-PremRad station in the morning.

I guess I keep tuning back in in hopes that a 'real broadcaster' takes over the overnight time slot or something.  Forgive me... 

Bah, you deserve what you complain about...

[BobGrau]

WHY ARE Y'ALL STILL LISTENING?
OR EXPECTING ANYTHING DIFFERENT?

I feel like screaming this in the politics board sometimes.

[onan]

How about the Politics thread? Changing lots of minds?

Oh you have cut me to the bone sir!

[onan]

You were right the first time. Here, let the lady with Gozer hair explain:

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/videos#!/19798/55803/Deborah-King-on-Energy-Vampires

Stop posting this shit... Now I have to add another name to my "hit" list.

[The Neverender]

Gozer was very big in Sumeria