George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[nooryisawesome]

This?

http://youtu.be/C1fVcKSL9k0

Thats it. Thank you!

"did you hear that" LOL

[FallenSeraph]

This?

http://youtu.be/C1fVcKSL9k0

Drunk.

[NoMoreNoory]

I've sent my email to Joorch demanding that he apologise to Linda. I look forward to being called a basement-dwelling haturr in due course. Btw, when I emailed him in the immediate aftermath of the incident last year, his first response was to ask 'How did you know it was me?' in a way that implied it might have been someone else in the studio. My immediate feeling when I heard it live was that it was Snoory - listening now I'm not so sure. Tommy, perhaps.
Anyway, lets see what happens. I hope as many of us haters as possible will get on his case about this during his long, dedicated hours of show prep.

Watch this space….

GNS

[At the stroke of midnight]

The producers of C2C are digging to the bottom of the New Age midden mound lately - first Shirley MacLaine and now Richard Bach. The New Age should have been killed off back in 1970, before it morphed into the bloated, lazy behemoth it is today. Here's are excerpt from an e-mail a friend sent me two years ago:  "I read Richard Bach's books, on his twin soul experience, when he was married to Leslie Parrish, and it's pure BS. They have since split, and the guy just strikes me as an aging old perv." After hearing Bach speak, I'm surprised he was ever married, because he sounds like a big, fawning pussy. Come to think about it, George sounds like a big pussy a lot of the time.

George is going to rummage through his books to find Jonathon Livngston Seagull. That should be a quick task. How long does it take to rummage through three books?

[DocHolliday]

The producers of C2C are digging to the bottom of the New Age midden mound lately - first Shirley MacLaine and now Richard Bach. The New Age should have been killed off back in 1970, before it morphed into the bloated, lazy behemoth it is today. Here's are excerpt from an e-mail a friend sent me two years ago:  "I read Richard Bach's books, on his twin soul experience, when he was married to Leslie Parrish, and it's pure BS. They have since split, and the guy just strikes me as an aging old perv." After hearing Bach speak, I'm surprised he was ever married, because he sounds like a big, fawning pussy. Come to think about it, George sounds like a big pussy a lot of the time.

George is going to rummage through his books to find Jonathon Livngston Seagull. That should be a quick task. How long does it take to rummage through three books?

Given that one of those three is his own cook book, probably quite some time.  That'll be a big distraction for himself as he reflects on how glorious he is.

[Scully]

Woke up at 4 a.m. Couldn't get back to sleep. Decided to listen to my C2C Insider app because I had wanted to catch this Richard Bach show but fell asleep.

Big mistake. 

I'm only about an hour into this interview and of course irritated as hell.

Richard Bach is delightful. He's so engaging, I'm thinking, "There's no way this guy is gonna let George drift off and play Angry Birds during this interview."

Bach talks about his near death experience after a plane crash. He describes the actual crash, how he doesn't remember it as a crash â€" he remembers it as a gentle landing â€" and how it affected his beliefs about violent deaths, and that maybe those who die violently have other experiences. Then he starts talking about how, after his coma, with a little determination he started manifesting good things he wanted, like rebuilding his plane Puff to the point where he was flying in her again. I was really getting inspired but George kept bringing the conversation back to MUNDANE DETAILED QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS PHYSICAL INJURIES.

When Bach finally gets back around to his rebuilt plane, George exclaims, "YOU REBUILT THE PLANE?!" as if Bach hadn't just TALKED ABOUT IT IN DETAIL 10 MINUTES BEFORE. At this point we're only 20 minutes into the interview and I'm thinking, "Seriously??!!! He's zoning out on the guest this early??!!"

Bach starts talking about the details of his NDE, about finding a door he didn't open, about the choice he had to make to stay where he was or come back here, and George interrupts him with an incorrect index card question about a fourth part of "Jonathan Livingston Seagull." Bach again tries to get into the philosophical lessons he learned after his NDE and George interrupts him with "Why do you think so many people bought the book 'Jonathan Livingston Seagull'?"

How dare you for not following George's index cards, Bach! It's the only way he can follow a conversation!

Then George asks him if he was able to fly Puff again. I want to scream. Bach already told this very inspirational story about 20 minutes ago, George. Then George says, "Let's go over the details of your crash," and that's it. I'm about to throw my phone across the room. Unbelievable. We did this 30 minutes ago, George. Remember? People had to convince him it was a crash because he remembered a gentle landing? It changed his whole perspective on death?

All this, followed by a sentence in which George says "amazing" twice.

We end the first hour of the Bach interview with George saying, "Let's come back after the break and take some calls!" and we STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN to Bach's revelations about life after his NDE.

Later, Bach tries to get deep again and prompts the question, "Did you get much media coverage when you wrote Jonathan Livingston Seagull?"

WHAT THE ??

F*CK YOU, GEORGE.

I needed a little inspiration this morning. I needed some hope. You crushed any chance of it with your index cards and your pedestrian outlook on life. This interview could have lifted many people out of drudgery. But you ruined it. You ruined it for all of us.

I don't even want to listen anymore. I'm canceling this Insider membership. I'm done.

George, you lack the ability to get deep. You have lost a sense of wonder and magic. You have become a symbol of a brain-dead, zombie society. Put the crown back on. You are king of the realm of mundane.

Thanks for getting this all down in words, Seraphim. You saved me a bunch of typing. That show was one of the most frustrating examples of Jorchism I've heard yet. I didn't make it all the way to the end because there's only so much frustration a person can take before murder begins to sound like an option.

[bateman]

The producers of C2C are digging to the bottom of the New Age midden mound lately - first Shirley MacLaine

If anyone has an insider membership, do yourself a favor & hunt down that "interview". Comedy GOLD.

[Immy]

Listen at the 2 min mark of this video (stupid Jorch's pizza roll story) and tell me it's not the same voice he freaked out Linda Stasi with:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1914eEHOZPw#

Lying moron. 

[FallenSeraph]

12:21 a.m. and the word "portal" has already been spoken. 

[Liam the runner]

Drunk.

Jorch is a Asshat! I've heard him pull this crap before! Thinks he's cute and clever!
George Noory still SUCKS!

[FallenSeraph]

This is what happens when you lie, George. Now you're stuck living the lie of that stupid prank and the rest of us have to suffer through this entire show listening to you bullish*t about that fake voice all over again.

Actually no we don't.

I think I can still catch 30 minutes of Clyde Lewis.

[NoMoreNoory]

George just told Linda he wants to discuss the 'scary voice incident'. Linda responds by telling him that when she was on hold tonight, she heard the voice again. Oh God. And George says he had a 'theory' about this. 'A prankster in the building'. No shit. A moron behind the microphone, more like. But George has told Linda that no-one can talk to her while she's on hold. Where the hell is this bullshit going??

[Morgus]

Noory is playing the prank on her again tonight too.
She said she heard the same voice again while she was on hold...

[NoMoreNoory]

Speaking of the image of Christ on the Veil Of Veronica (or the Shroud Of Urine: hard to follow) says : 'But he had horns in his head, didn't he?'
Said it twice without correcting himself. Yes, folks, Joorch invents the Crown Of Horns!!

[Morgus]

But he had horns in his head, didn't he?'

Norry must have been thinking about the devil... 

[Morgus]

Noory just replayed the clip with the "voice"
An obvious prank...

[Morgus]

Noory is still lying claiming it wasn't him...
Give it up Noory you can't fool us, you prankster

[Bmassie]

Wow George is such a turd be honest for once u bullshitter.

[Designx]

The part about the "prankster" being fired and Noory's response being probably not - well yah he's not gonna fire himself.

[rondo]

And Tuesday, he has Linda Stasi back on, discussing the Veil Of Veronica. She, you'll recall, was the victim of his hilarious "Why did you write that book?" scary voice non-gag. Is she nuts or desperate that she would even consider going back on the show after that? I suggest we bombard Noory with demands that he finally apologise to her.

Stasi's on again tonight. And George is still at it lying straight to her face (AGAIN) that it wasn't him whispering "why did you write this book".  Such a liar.  Just like when he was caught acting like he was psychic, when the caller actually already gave his staff their information, and the caller called him out on it, and George hung up on her immediately.

George Noory SUCKS
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[NoMoreNoory]

Hahaha! The Vermont Bear ad just re-appeared. Corrected! Yes, the Zombie bear now represents your UNDYING love, not your underlying love!! Heavy emphasis on 'undying' too. Being Joorch, of course, it come out oddly. The main emphasis is on the first syllable 'UN-dying'. Still a moron, Snooron.

Strike one for CoastGab!!

[Bmassie]

Hahaha! The Vermont Bear ad just re-appeared. Corrected! Yes, the Zombie bear now represents your UNDYING love, not your underlying love!! Heavy emphasis on 'undying' too. Being Joorch, of course, it come out oddly. The main

emphasis is on the first syllable 'UN-dying'. Still a moron, Snooron.

Strike one for CoastGab!!

Yup big difference now in his ad, this noory jackass must read this site daily  for tips and pointers, what a sad bald little man.

[Gassy Man]

George once again proves that his reasoning powers are shit. 

He asked the guest, Linda, if she would want to know the date of her death so she could change it.  She correctly pointed out to him that if she knew the date ahead of time, that meant it was predetermined and couldn't be changed.  George then argued that he believed free will would overcome that.  She correctly pointed out that what he was talking about wasn't free will (and then he talked over her before she could say it was fate).  Then he continued to babble bullshit while she tried as politely as she could to explain his own flawed logic to him.

[NoMoreNoory]

He wraps up with Stasi. 'One more question. The voice. What do you think?'  And the poor woman says she believes it was one more of those weird things that happen to her, and swears again she heard it a second time while she was on hold before tonight's interview. She's a flake, but Noory is just a sack of shit.

[Gassy Man]

Ugh, L.A. Marzuli . . . this guy sucks worse than Whitley Streiber and that turd Mish Shedlock.

[Morgus]

He wraps up with Stasi. 'One more question. The voice. What do you think?'  And the poor woman says she believes it was one more of those weird things that happen to her, and swears again she heard it a second time while she was on hold before tonight's interview. She's a flake, but Noory is just a sack of shit.

She probably heard a voice that warned her "if you want to come back on the show as a guest in the future, don't blame Noory or his henchmen for making fake voices" 

[Ben Shockley]

WHY ARE Y'ALL STILL LISTENING?
OR EXPECTING ANYTHING DIFFERENT?

[Gassy Man]

I'm finishing a brief for a doctoral class and need something banal to listen to that doesn't require any real commitment to intellectual engagement. 

[norrykilledc2c]

Richard Bach is delightful. He's so engaging, I'm thinking, "There's no way this guy is gonna let George drift off and play Angry Birds during this interview."

That's the vision I have of him at work. He's furiously playing Angry Birds, with his Charlie Brown tongue pressed against his upper lip. He nods his head in time to the droning guest in the background and throws in an "Amazing" or "you may be right" when he hears a slight pause. A long pause cues him to read his next question before getting back to Angry Birds.

George, you are a walking colostomy bag.

[EBE123]

Woke up at 4 a.m. Couldn't get back to sleep. Decided to listen to my C2C Insider app because I had wanted to catch this Richard Bach show but fell asleep.

Big mistake. 

I'm only about an hour into this interview and of course irritated as hell.

Richard Bach is delightful. He's so engaging, I'm thinking, "There's no way this guy is gonna let George drift off and play Angry Birds during this interview."

Bach talks about his near death experience after a plane crash. He describes the actual crash, how he doesn't remember it as a crash â€" he remembers it as a gentle landing â€" and how it affected his beliefs about violent deaths, and that maybe those who die violently have other experiences. Then he starts talking about how, after his coma, with a little determination he started manifesting good things he wanted, like rebuilding his plane Puff to the point where he was flying in her again. I was really getting inspired but George kept bringing the conversation back to MUNDANE DETAILED QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS PHYSICAL INJURIES.

When Bach finally gets back around to his rebuilt plane, George exclaims, "YOU REBUILT THE PLANE?!" as if Bach hadn't just TALKED ABOUT IT IN DETAIL 10 MINUTES BEFORE. At this point we're only 20 minutes into the interview and I'm thinking, "Seriously??!!! He's zoning out on the guest this early??!!"

Bach starts talking about the details of his NDE, about finding a door he didn't open, about the choice he had to make to stay where he was or come back here, and George interrupts him with an incorrect index card question about a fourth part of "Jonathan Livingston Seagull." Bach again tries to get into the philosophical lessons he learned after his NDE and George interrupts him with "Why do you think so many people bought the book 'Jonathan Livingston Seagull'?"

How dare you for not following George's index cards, Bach! It's the only way he can follow a conversation!

Then George asks him if he was able to fly Puff again. I want to scream. Bach already told this very inspirational story about 20 minutes ago, George. Then George says, "Let's go over the details of your crash," and that's it. I'm about to throw my phone across the room. Unbelievable. We did this 30 minutes ago, George. Remember? People had to convince him it was a crash because he remembered a gentle landing? It changed his whole perspective on death?

All this, followed by a sentence in which George says "amazing" twice.

We end the first hour of the Bach interview with George saying, "Let's come back after the break and take some calls!" and we STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN to Bach's revelations about life after his NDE.

Later, Bach tries to get deep again and prompts the question, "Did you get much media coverage when you wrote Jonathan Livingston Seagull?"

WHAT THE ??

F*CK YOU, GEORGE.

I needed a little inspiration this morning. I needed some hope. You crushed any chance of it with your index cards and your pedestrian outlook on life. This interview could have lifted many people out of drudgery. But you ruined it. You ruined it for all of us.

I don't even want to listen anymore. I'm canceling this Insider membership. I'm done.

George, you lack the ability to get deep. You have lost a sense of wonder and magic. You have become a symbol of a brain-dead, zombie society. Put the crown back on. You are king of the realm of mundane.

"We're all pizzas."