George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Juan]

What we're seeing is a typical big corporation destruction of a creative idea.  Control of the product is turned over to people who talk loudest and fastest, or who have something on someone high up, or who give the best blowjobs.  The new people in charge have no competence in managing the product - only expertise in getting control.  The people executing the product (sNoory) and paid enough so they don't care what happens.  They just show up.

George Noory sucks.  Cheap Channel sucks.

[NoMoreNoory]

It pains me to say this, but I honestly thought the first two hours last night was halfway decent. It is quite the story, I think. While the C2C website mentioned 3 banking-related deaths, George pulled that back to 2 when he introduced V, who raised the total to 5 or 6, there is no question that this is a mystery. In fact if you Google the story, you can raise the death toll to 8 depending on which site you look at. In less than two months. V was confident they were murdered, and suicide by nail gun certainly sounds unlikely, as does people who keep going to the top of JP Morgan buildings and falling off. One found dead by Tacoma Falls. One hanging in his home in London. A worker in a banking newsroom who went for a walk and has disappeared. It's very odd. Against that, the most recent guy who jumped off the JP Morgan building in Hong Kong was approached by police trying to talk him down, so who knows.
Fascinating stuff, and even Joorch seemed to raise his game in the first hour. He always comes alive when money's involved, doesn't he? Of course he ran out of steam in the second hour and was reduced to the "What does your gut tell you?" crap. And no-one went near the obvious question - if they're being bumped off, who's doing it? It cried out for Knapp to be handling the interview.

Dames and his remote guesswork I won't honour with a comment.

And I emailed George about the caller who wanted to discuss the change of direction for C2C, pointing out that the answer to his rhetorical question (Who said that?) is......Your bosses, when they sacked The Breather.

[ItsOver]

... V was confident they were murdered, and suicide by nail gun certainly sounds unlikely, as does people who keep going to the top of JP Morgan buildings and falling off. One found dead by Tacoma Falls. One hanging in his home in London. A worker in a banking newsroom who went for a walk and has disappeared. It's very odd...

Let's all hope this doesn't giving anyone who pretends to be a radio show host any ideas, fellow "haters." 

[Little Hater]

Looking at next weeks scheduled shows, it almost seems like C2C is making an effort to return to its roots.

Noory will still suck, though.

[ItsOver]

...Noory will still suck, though.

Well Noory did say last night he wasn't taking a different direction.

[coaster]

I sent an email to Noory last night during the show telling him that Beyond Belief is in fact, not a tv show. He replied back, mentioned the site Roku, an online streaming site that he believes magically turns shitty internet based shows into television shows. I then mentioned that tv shows are usually on tv and are on a network, to which he replied "we didn't say we had a network" thus proving my point.
He finished off by saying that it "wasn't really George Noory replying to the emails because he doesn't have time for my "Debbie Downer" emails. The last email I received told me to go back to Bellgab, which I happily did. Same shit, different day. Its just Noory being Noory. He did tell me to "chill and enjoy life" because in his world, if you critique his show you must hate your own life.

[norrykilledc2c]

The Talk has taken millions of viewers from The View, is that why Jorch ended up on there with Whoopi?

haha. Didn't even think of that. They're reaching for Z-listers now.

[norrykilledc2c]

He finished off by saying that it "wasn't really George Noory replying to the emails because he doesn't have time for my "Debbie Downer" emails. The last email I received told me to go back to Bellgab, which I happily did. Same shit, different day.

Jorch had the numbers lady on a bit back. They were both whining about how many negative things are said about him on some websites.

Jorch, there are 1443 pages describing the many ways you suck. Ask Glynis what 1+4+4+3 means for your suckage.

[ItsOver]

I sent an email to Noory last night during the show telling him that Beyond Belief is in fact, not a tv show. He replied back, mentioned the site Roku, an online streaming site that he believes magically turns shitty internet based shows into television shows. I then mentioned that tv shows are usually on tv and are on a network, to which he replied "we didn't say we had a network" thus proving my point.
He finished off by saying that it "wasn't really George Noory replying to the emails because he doesn't have time for my "Debbie Downer" emails. The last email I received told me to go back to Bellgab, which I happily did. Same shit, different day. Its just Noory being Noory. He did tell me to "chill and enjoy life" because in his world, if you critique his show you must hate your own life.

You should feel honored.  Usually it's just "Hatur, getta life."

[wr250]

Jorch had the numbers lady on a bit back. They were both whining about how many negative things are said about him on some websites.

Jorch, there are 1443 pages describing the many ways you suck. Ask Glynis what 1+4+4+3 means for your suckage.

either 8 or 19.5. not sure how to reach either.

[popple]

He finished off by saying that it "wasn't really George Noory replying to the emails because he doesn't have time for my "Debbie Downer" emails.

Funny cause a few nights ago Jorchie was bragging about how he reads and answers all his e-mails & even gave a shout-out to some dude at the top of the show. "IT'S REALLY ME, HAW HAW HAW" :

[Morgus]

I sent an email to Noory last night during the show telling him that Beyond Belief is in fact, not a tv show. He replied back, mentioned the site Roku, an online streaming site that he believes magically turns shitty internet based shows into television shows.

Noory thinks that if you can watch a video on your TV that makes it a "TV show"
No, Noory it has to be broadcast over the air on a TV station, not a streaming internet videocast.

[ItsOver]

Noory thinks that if you can watch a video on your TV that makes it a "TV show"
No, Noory it has to be broadcast over the air on a TV station, not a streaming internet videocast.

By Noory's definition, I must have a TV show, too, when I watch old family videos on the tube.  We must all be big TV stars, just like Jorch!

[ziznak]

I sent an email to Noory last night during the show telling him that Beyond Belief is in fact, not a tv show. He replied back, mentioned the site Roku, an online streaming site that he believes magically turns shitty internet based shows into television shows. I then mentioned that tv shows are usually on tv and are on a network, to which he replied "we didn't say we had a network" thus proving my point.
He finished off by saying that it "wasn't really George Noory replying to the emails because he doesn't have time for my "Debbie Downer" emails. The last email I received told me to go back to Bellgab, which I happily did. Same shit, different day. Its just Noory being Noory. He did tell me to "chill and enjoy life" because in his world, if you critique his show you must hate your own life.

Coaster can you please provide a direct link to the pic in your avatar... i need that george head for my collection.

[coaster]

Coaster can you please provide a direct link to the pic in your avatar... i need that george head for my collection.

It was an old screen grab from a video. Thats the only version of it that I have.

[Morgus]

Uh-oh, near the end of the show last night, Major Dames told Noory he has a gut-reaction that there won't be elections in the USA in 2016 due to martial law being declared after all the catastrophes he foresees in 2014-2015.
Does that mean Obama will remain President indefinitely in Dames' future?

[Juan]

I had been worrying about Obama canceling the 2016 election.  I'm glad to know that won't happen.

[albrecht]

I had been worrying about Obama canceling the 2016 election.  I'm glad to know that won't happen.

Classic. Amazing show again with "V" the guerrilla economist. He went into great lengths about the economic and currency issues between the Anglo-American bankers and the rise of Russia, China, and various Middle-Eastern countries, the petro-dollar, manipulations of gold reserves, and the like. Talked a great bit and then caller calls in and says "do you see the end of the Anglo-American banker system" n George said no and asked "V", do you? And "V" seemed taken aback and said, yes, that is what I have been talking about.  This seems to happen ALL THE TIME with George. I realize that he might not do show prep or read the guest's books or blogs (Art often didn't) but he could at least LISTEN to the guest. I'm not saying he should agree with all guests (although he constantly says he does throughout every show- "that's true", "yes it is", "weelll you are right there", etc- even when guests are in conflict with each other) but LISTEN and ask decent questions.

[ziznak]

It was an old screen grab from a video. Thats the only version of it that I have.

that was his leech impersonation right?  not like it's a stretch for ol jorch.  I'll see what i can't dig up

[coaster]

that was his leech impersonation right?  not like it's a stretch for ol jorch.  I'll see what i can't dig up

Yes, that is when he started playing with a butt implant on his "tv" show in front of an educated surgeon and an audience full of adults. George has the mentality of a five year old.

[NoMoreNoory]

Our cat has her own TV show!

Oddly enough I also had a reply from Joorch after my email about the 'new direction' call. He's claiming the new direction meant without JBW. I've gone back to him.....keep you posted!

[Birdie]

I feel left out. I also sent Jorch an email last week but have not recieved a response
My note oulined the basic issues with the show and I tried to be as constructive and unoffensive as possible. Gave him a little pep talk, too. 
I was in an email shootin' mood that night and also sent a note to President Obama. Got my response from the White House today. Come on, Jorch!

[ItsOver]

Our cat has her own TV show!...

Welcome to The Big Leagues!  I'm already trying to line-up my free ride in the local strawberry festival parade.  I just need to find a big fat guy to set next to me. 

[At the stroke of midnight]

It pains me to say this, but I honestly thought the first two hours last night was halfway decent. It is quite the story, I think. While the C2C website mentioned 3 banking-related deaths, George pulled that back to 2 when he introduced V, who raised the total to 5 or 6, there is no question that this is a mystery. In fact if you Google the story, you can raise the death toll to 8 depending on which site you look at. In less than two months. V was confident they were murdered, and suicide by nail gun certainly sounds unlikely, as does people who keep going to the top of JP Morgan buildings and falling off. One found dead by Tacoma Falls. One hanging in his home in London. A worker in a banking newsroom who went for a walk and has disappeared. It's very odd. Against that, the most recent guy who jumped off the JP Morgan building in Hong Kong was approached by police trying to talk him down, so who knows.
Fascinating stuff, and even Joorch seemed to raise his game in the first hour. He always comes alive when money's involved, doesn't he? Of course he ran out of steam in the second hour and was reduced to the "What does your gut tell you?" crap. And no-one went near the obvious question - if they're being bumped off, who's doing it? It cried out for Knapp to be handling the interview.

Dames and his remote guesswork I won't honour with a comment.

And I emailed George about the caller who wanted to discuss the change of direction for C2C, pointing out that the answer to his rhetorical question (Who said that?) is......Your bosses, when they sacked The Breather.

The bankster jumped from a ramp near the Tacoma Narrows Bridge. There is no Tacoma Falls. I used to live near that bridge. I think it would be impossible to commit suicide with a nail gun, especially with more than one nail. Once the first nail went in, you wouldn't be good for much.

[wr250]

Welcome to The Big Leagues!  I'm already trying to line-up my free ride in the local strawberry festival parade.  I just need to find a big fat guy to set next to me.

maybe you can get tommy to go!

[albrecht]

The bankster jumped from a ramp near the Tacoma Narrows Bridge. There is no Tacoma Falls. I used to live near that bridge. I think it would be impossible to commit suicide with a nail gun, especially with more than one nail. Once the first nail went in, you wouldn't be good for much.

The theories, stories, and mysteries of the deaths are interesting. But better, sad to say, told on other shows where "V" has been on recently (even Hagmann etc) because at least they understand the theory, ask questions, add insight, and- if your lucky- you even get Steve Quayle hyperventilate about it!

It would be "possible" to commit suicide with a nail gun but an odd weapon to be used, especially by a rich banker. It is possible to shoot multiple times fairly quickly, especially if using older models where the pressure needed to "unsafe" gun might malfunction or not as good or sorta of "modifying it", as some do, so they work quicker when framing etc. Also depending on the type of nails used. (Though the brad nails or even finish nails I don't think would penetrate enough to kill you but you can get those off darn quick.)

[ItsOver]

maybe you can get tommy to go!

He seems to be "busy."

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[Birdie]

I would think a long nail, directly to the temple would do the trick? Very, very odd choice. The chance of surviving, with severe brain damage, is too great a possibility.
My first thought was maybe he was trying to not leave a huge mess for who ever discovered his body, like a gunshot would leave. Or maybe there was a nail gun in the building and he made an impulsive decision. Those are the only things that make sense...as much as one can try to make sense of a suicide.

[albrecht]

I would think a long nail, directly to the temple would do the trick? Very, very odd choice. The chance of surviving, with severe brain damage, is too great a possibility.
My first thought was maybe he was trying to not leave a huge mess for who ever discovered his body, like a gunshot would leave. Or maybe there was a nail gun in the building and he made an impulsive decision. Those are the only things that make sense...as much as one can try to make sense of a suicide.

If a suicide. But, yes, it is very hard to make sense of suicides and there have been some that really, really are horrible and people can- when committed, kill themselves awfully. Multiple cuts of knives etc. Not to dwell on the tragic events. But also, some are "suicided" and killed by others but called suicide. I know there are circumstances of actual suicides with multiple gun shots in victim (I imagine a nail-gun, esp older models, could, possibly, happen.) But others that seem suspicious. But the coincidence, if there is, of so many "bankers"? Unless it is drawing a circle pattern around an already shot pattern. In other words, picking out these suicides and "finding" a pattern of random events. I imagine banking is a high pressure job, even if you aren't a criminal? And more if you are. Even honest rich people do kill themselves. I think, statistically, more often than poor people (like look if one compares suicide rates in places like Western European nations and Japan versus African or South American for an aggregate "rich vs poor".)

[UnscreenedCaller]

He seems to be "busy."

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Won't someone from Premiere please buy Tommy a pair of Spanx?  Even the best of us might have difficulty with clinging white.