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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

yumyumtree

Well, now I can say that Ive seen Beyond Belief, and though it was only 5 minutes of it, all I can say is Good God. Where to begin?
Who dresses these men? What's the deal with Noorys hair? He's in his sixties, you know. I think he's had some work done, if you know what I mean. It came across as so stilted I don't think I could have watched an hour of it. I realize that TV talk shows are pre-rehearsed to some extent in that they have some idea what they will talk about, but most of the pros like Letterman and Leno make things seem more natural and spontaneous. I do think that George is proud of this show, and it's one of the reasons that C to C is getting sorrier and sorrier--he's putting all of his energy into Beyond Belief.

coaster

Noory should stop saying that he has a tv show.  That requires it being on television. Hes got a shitty show on a crappy website.

georgesucks

Ok I have a question. Why did George bring on Alex Jones on the first place? Did Alex Jones became bigger because of Coast to Coast aka George Noory?? Last, Has George been to Hawaii to do the show??

George Drooly

Quote from: c337pilot on February 18, 2014, 12:18:52 AMLast, Has George been to Hawaii to do the show??

Noory couldn't even find Hawaii on a map if his midnight snack of pizza rolls depended on it

michio

sNoory, once again, brought up his well-worn story about the question he posited to his class as a teenager. Do you let countries gain technology and get an edge over your country, or do you bomb them with everything you've got in your arsenal and send them back to the Dark Ages, which sNoory STILL doesn't understand isn't about a period where there was no electricity, even though there wasn't any electricity.

And there were people who wanted this crazed power-mad maniac to be POTUS?  Geesh.

valdez

Quote from: yumyumtree on February 18, 2014, 12:02:17 AM
Well, now I can say that Ive seen Beyond Belief, and though it was only 5 minutes of it, all I can say is Good God. Where to begin?...

     It's like he's completely and always surrounded by people with really really bad ideas, and he just doesn't know any better.  This "Beyond Belief" thing might have made a nice supplement to c2c if the interviews were done in a Charlie Rose type format, a more personal, and deeper look into these folks that parade through George's c2c circus.  But that would require an interviewing skill that George does not possess.

Quote from: michio on February 18, 2014, 02:57:55 AM
sNoory, once again, brought up his well-worn story about the question he posited to his class as a teenager. Do you let countries gain technology and get an edge over your country, or do you bomb them with everything you've got in your arsenal and send them back to the Dark Ages, which sNoory STILL doesn't understand isn't about a period where there was no electricity, even though there wasn't any electricity.  And there were people who wanted this crazed power-mad maniac to be POTUS?  Geesh.

     This is the first time I'd heard it was an idea he wrote about in a class "paper."  No wonder he goes back to this idea of "annihilating" any country that may pose a danger, as it seems this may be one of the few things he has put any thought into, even if it was years ago.  More doom and gloom with William Forstchen on X-flares and EMP's.  It's amazing how George wants to know exactly how many people will die and how.  I'll bet Erez Aiden and  Jean-Baptiste Michel came to impart some cool information about technology and the future, but George just wanted to talk about his new found interest: Snapchat.  Memo to George: "like sands though the hour glass" is from Days of Our Lives, not As The World Turns.
 

fotd

valdez, your recaps are always a pleasure to read.

The mental image of George using Snapchat is disturbing.  Imagine the poor sap at the NSA tasked with monitoring Snapchat photos. 

<intercepted photo from George to Tommy>
A nude of photo of George's P-90X hardbody posing in a velour covered high back chair, with legs splayed spread eagle over the arms of the chair, his junk covered only by a bottle of Carnivora.  The caption bar across the pic reading "That's Carnivora, C-A-R-N-I-V-O-R-A!"

wr250

got this in an email, my comments at the end

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comments:
for a brain health promoting spice, as much of it as noory takes he aught to be smarter than stephen hawking. but noory continues to slide downhill ... so i guess this is disproven

ItsOver

Quote from: coaster on February 18, 2014, 12:08:35 AM
Noory should stop saying that he has a tv show.  That requires it being on television. Hes got a shitty show on a crappy website.

Jorch is delusional.  He also thinks he's a radio show host. 

ItsOver

Quote from: fotd on February 18, 2014, 04:32:02 AM
valdez, your recaps are always a pleasure to read.


I don't know how Valdez does it.  He actually makes something related to Jorch entertaining.  Bravo.

Gag.  I just heard the radio promo for tonight's disaster.  Another "Shplit" show.  Energy in our bodies, followed by energy in Stonehenge.  All with the one who has no brain in his head.

VtaGeezer

Thankfully, I heard only about ten minutes of Noory and Forstchen mutually espousing a 8th-grade understanding of world affairs.  The dolt still insists that the foreshortened contrail at LAX was a Chinese sub-launched missile.  Noory should be making PSAs for stupid kids to show them that success is neither a function of intelligence or education.  Perhaps he's a practical joke...an executive at PRN bet that any glib jackass can succeed on late night radio.  But they left Noory on when the bet was won.

Abby Normal

Dear George Noory:

I heard a bit of Coast to Coast AM last night.  I heard you once again talking about your favorite topics: asteroids and coronal mass ejections plunging the earth back into the stone age.  Then I heard you ask your fine guest for a minute by minute account of the events that would follow the grid being knocked down for the count.  That was more idiocy than I can tolerate so I changed stations.  You seem to love the prospect of a massive disaster.  Here are some things you may enjoy.

We're all going to die, George.  We don't need an asteroid or coronal mass ejection to kill us. Since you seem to enjoy detailed, minute by minute descriptions of disasters, here's one for you.  Did you know, George, that most people die a slow death in one of two ways?  It's true.  Most people are either gasping for air in their final days, weeks or months (heart disease) or are in pain, sometimes severe (cancer).  Many spend their final days, weeks, months or years in a nursing home, perhaps disabled by a stroke, heart disease or dementia.  Many can't communicate their discomfort to the poorly trained, underpaid, uncaring employees (as if it would do any good) who are so common in many of America's understaffed nursing homes.  All they can do is lie in bed and suffer.

But, all is not lost.  For, even on holidays, if they have a radio available, they can listen to a live Coast to Coast AM and hear George Noory talk about asteroids slamming into the earth or coronal mass ejections knocking the grid down and plunging the earth back into the dark ages - no electricity, no food - just mass starvation, suffering and death.










ItsOver

Quote from: Abby Normal on February 18, 2014, 08:59:56 AM
... knocking the grid down and plunging the earth back into the dark ages - no electricity, no food - just mass starvation, suffering and death.

I'll kind of miss BellGab but look at the bright side.  No more Noory.

Monty Python - always look on the bright side of life (with lyrics)

23Skidoo

I went to podcastone this morning to download my Tuesday listening, and I was greeted by this crap. George Noory ruins everything.

ItsOver

It's like opening a box of your favorite breakfast cereal and seeing an ugly bug staring back at you.

Izintit?

 Is there any video from George`s appearance at the recent Metaphysical Airhead and Snake Oil expo? Being the Sinatra fan he is, I heard he and LMH perfomed a delightful cover of `Something Stupid`.

b_dubb

If it weren't for doom and gloom, Coast wouldn't have anything to "sell"

coaster

I don't know whats worse. Noory or "30 years of wrestlemania".


ItsOver

Some of Jorch's innate fashion sense, no doubt.  WalMart must have been having a sale.

zeebo

Quote from: ItsOver on February 18, 2014, 08:05:04 AM
...Another "Shplit" show.  Energy in our bodies, followed by energy in Stonehenge...

A Shplit Clashick in the making!  I suspect my solar-powered calculator has more energy than we'll get from this show.

Bmassie

Rember when coast to coast am was a good show? About 10 or 11 years ago before at this make believe TV show business.

zeebo

Last nite Snoorsy had a couple interesting guests talking about tracking societal trends through big data networks.  I actually wanted to hear about this one.

His first question to them was [said with the typical mock enthusiasm] "So how did you guys get involved in all this?  I mean were you always interested in data and stuff like that?"  WTF?  At that point we don't even know anything about their project yet.

I bet if Noory had the Pope on his first question would be "So have you always been interested in Jesus and the Bible and stuff like that?"

wr250

Quote from: zeebo on February 18, 2014, 04:27:53 PM
Last nite Snoorsy had a couple interesting guests talking about tracking societal trends through big data networks.  I actually wanted to hear about this one.

His first question to them was [said with the typical mock enthusiasm] "So how did you guys get involved in all this?  I mean were you always interested in data and stuff like that?"  WTF?  At that point we don't even know anything about their project yet.

I bet if Noory had the Pope on his first question would be "So have you always been interested in Jesus and the Bible and stuff like that?"

you would thing RCH would have trained noory better

ItsOver

Nothing says dufus like Noory opening his mouth.

SoupStrainer

I made the mistake of putting on the latest show while trying to catch some sleep this morning.  Wow, he IS getting worse is he not?  That was just terrible... his moronic callback to the paper that he wrote in highschool... he's just such a fucking idiot.  :'(

Quote from: SoupStrainer on February 18, 2014, 05:54:07 PM
I made the mistake of putting on the latest show while trying to catch some sleep this morning.  Wow, he IS getting worse is he not?  That was just terrible... his moronic callback to the paper that he wrote in highschool... he's just such a fucking idiot.  :'(

Better watch what you're saying here, bud.  Noory will nuke you into orbit given a fraction of a chance.

DocHolliday

With his contract and all, there really is no way Premiere could shit can him is there?  Shy of him choking on a pizza roll and dying, that is.

ItsOver

It depends on what's in the contract, of course.  I wouldn't be surprised if PremRad has certain escape clauses that could kick in for various reasons.  I would expect the standard ones, such as a morals clause.  Who knows what else. 

VtaGeezer

According to contemporary thinking, all here are apparently insane....repeating the same act (turning on weeknight C2C) and expecting a different outcome (an interesting show with an intelligent and witty host).  Tonight, I will be sane. I won't turn it on; not another first half promoting yet one more bogus guest selling a bogus health claim.  KTNN tonight: Hey-yah-o-hah-hey-yah....

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