George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Ben Shockley]

Guest makes some outlandish claim like: "I flew to a parallel universe and saw amazing things."
Obvious question to ask:  "Wow what did you see there?"
Noory:  "Ok let's take some calls."

Happens all the time; drives me up the wall; may as well get used to it.  Reason #238 I almost never listen to Noor anymore.
Hey-- it's the guests' damn fault for saying something crucial in response to the utterance from Georgie that he reads last from the cue card before "take calls."

[Ben Shockley]

If no one already mentioned this:
Earlier tonight, I heard Noor promo-ing the Sat. night Simone show by saying "find out what's happening in Ancient America" or "...the latest developments in Ancient America" or some such stupid use of "present tense" or "news voice" in regard to something "ancient."  See?

[EBE123]

     Very cool article.
     Most of his taped ads have some form of grammatical errors.  That no one in his posse seems able to point them out and make him do a retake is probably a result of the "ego" described in the above article.  Thus Noory marches forward into John B. Wells' territory (it’s called triangulation, and old Slick Willy trick of taking your opponent's positions) and does a Fukushima show with Steve Elwart, because "a lot of people are very concerned about this, they've been emailing me for weeks."  And he promised to "stay on this for as long as it takes." But it seemed it took about an hour for George to get bored with the whole thing when, after a moment of awkward silence, he said, "well...it’s kind of a disaster, isn't it?"  Yeah.  It's a friggin' disaster, alright.  George ended the segment telling Elwart to "be well."  A further swipe at John B.?  Wouldn't it be crazy if, after thinking that it would be Art Bell to bring the Snore-Meister down, that good old Mumbles to Midnight rose from the ashes to get the job done?  I wasn't impressed with aliens are everywhere boy, James Carman, but remote viewer and former Methodist preacher, Lyn Buchanan, may be the only abductee who I thought sounded somewhat half way kind of sort of credible.

el commandante de la resistance?

   

I don't know why, but James Carman always sounds a little slow/psychotic. He's got a weird voice.

[TruthSpeaker]

Art Bell Speaks on Recent CTC Activities

go to  www.commonsenseshow.com

[Birdie]

Art Bell Speaks on Recent CTC Activities

go to  www.commonsenseshow.com

Huh. I tapped on the link to see if it's the same article we have been seeing for the past few days and this is what popped up:

Could it be George? Libel, perhaps? The article wasn't THAT bad....just interesting timing. It does say the site is down again, so it is probably someone else. Has the site previously said uncomplimentary things about George?

[eeieeyeoh]

Art Bell Speaks on Recent CTC Activities ...

The url listed is presently offline because of legal gag order. The amount of money Premier/Clear Channel have to defend their bowl of dog food is virtually unlimited. What's new? What I'd like to know is what's listed as a tax exemption from income taxes of how much that organization's members paid other members of upper American government to hide how the three World Trade Center buildings really came down into their own footprint from public published records on 9/11/01. The third tallest building coming down was the key about the controlled demolition explosives previously being planted never reported in media but private video evidence proved it. This is the 3'rd time I'm posting this link in forum I found here too. Should also help explain who George Noory is working for too.
Israel did 9/11 - Dr. Alan Sabrosky - U.S Army War College

[fotd]

Could it be George?

It seems to be some dispute over the domain name.  I didn't research it too much, but it has zero to do with George, from what I could see.

George Noory Sucks

[fotd]

Here's the link to the article on the "real" site:
http://thecommonsenseshow.com/2014/02/08/art-bell-weighs-in-on-the-present-coast-to-coast-controversy/

Note that site has "the" included in the URL.  The title of the article led me to believe he spoke with Art.  That is not the case, the guy quotes his Facebook and a post from here at bellgab.

It seems to me that the site without "the" in the URL mirrors the content from the real site and tries to drive traffic to it, in order to profit from ad revenue.  Just my take on the while thing.  I don't think I'll be visiting either site.

[eeieeyeoh]

Here's the link to the article on the "real" site: ... ... ...

Thanks for posting that link. Fairly well written and adds to my more recent senses about ABell and JBWells. It's not an easy job to make it better for future generations of Americans defending the Constitution after getting to that level. I've learned a lot hibernating awake during the day for years too just tending to my survival. I take my time though, because according to my parents, I should have close to 3 more decades or maybe more.

I've walked off the job of some customer's and employers expectations. George Noory's IQ I witnessed well over a decade ago and haven't listened to him since. So I don't know what the fuss of this thread is except it's a soap opera worth chuckles. I think there was an honored philosopher that said something similar to: A laugh per day keeps the Doctor away. A well balanced good diet helps too.

[Birdie]

Here's the link to the article on the "real" site:
http://thecommonsenseshow.com/2014/02/08/art-bell-weighs-in-on-the-present-coast-to-coast-controversy/

Note that site has "the" included in the URL.  The title of the article led me to believe he spoke with Art.  That is not the case, the guy quotes his Facebook and a post from here at bellgab.

It seems to me that the site without "the" in the URL mirrors the content from the real site and tries to drive traffic to it, in order to profit from ad revenue.  Just my take on the while thing.  I don't think I'll be visiting either site.

Aahh. That makes sense. The page surprised me because I have seen so many links to the 'interview' over the past couple days. Didn't even notice the 'the' missing. I suppose I was simply beside myself in anticipation of the fun a  Norry libel lawsuit would provide.
Thanks for checking it out

[Partiefiuchter]

At last, the true story of George Noory revealed.



The answer we just weren't ready for, but always expected.

[wr250]

I saw George Noory with a pizza roll in his hand
Walkin' through the streets of LA in the rain
He was lookin' for the place called the le deep cave
Gonna get a big dish of toomeric chow mein

Aaahoo! Noories of London
Aaahoo!
Aaahoo! Noories of London
Aaahoo!

Ya hear him howlin' on your am radio
Ya better not tune him in
Little baby heifer  got mutilated late last night
Noories of London again

Aaahoo! Noories of London
Aaahoo!
Aaahoo! Noories of London
Aaahoo!

He's the hairy, hairy gent, who ran amok in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
You better tune away from him
He'll rip out your eardrums Jim
Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor

Aaahoo! Noories of London
Aaahoo!
Aaahoo! Noories of London
Aaahoo!

Well, I saw Bigfoot walkin' with the queen
Doin' the Noories of London
I saw bigfoot Jr. walkin' with the queen
Doin' the Noories of London
I saw George Noory drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And his toupee was perfect

Aaahoo! Noories of London
Draw blood
Aaahoo! Noories of London

[FallenSeraph]

I saw George Noory with a pizza roll in his hand
Walkin' through the streets of LA in the rain
He was lookin' for the place called the le deep cave
Gonna get a big dish of toomeric chow mein . . .

BAHAHAHAHA! You are so FABULOUS! 

[ItsOver]

... He seems to be not the least bit curious.

NOT Curious Jorch.

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[HorrorRetro]

I saw George Noory with a pizza roll in his hand
Walkin' through the streets of LA in the rain
He was lookin' for the place called the le deep cave
Gonna get a big dish of toomeric chow mein

Awesome. 

[ItsOver]

More cutting-edge radio tonight.  Jorch returns to the 70s.  I heard the promo on the radio and thought Jorch said Jonathan Livingston "Siegel."

Jorch should be happy to have angels back again.  Can portals be far behind?

Spiritual Journey
Date:   02-10-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Richard Bach
Author Richard Bach, whose Jonathan Livingston Seagull was a 1970s best-seller, thought that he understood the true nature of reality but when he suffered a near-fatal crash in his seaplane, everything changed. After 7 days in a coma, the former USAF fighter pilot awoke to discover that his memory of the crash was far different from the reality of what occurred. He'll discuss his journey and the angels, and spirits who helped him along the way.

[Nebraska888]

I saw George Noory with a pizza roll in his hand
Walkin' through the streets of LA in the rain
He was lookin' for the place called the le deep cave
Gonna get a big dish of toomeric chow mein

Aaahoo! Noories of London
Aaahoo!
Aaahoo! Noories of London
Aaahoo!

Ya hear him howlin' on your am radio
Ya better not tune him in
Little baby heifer  got mutilated late last night
Noories of London again

Aaahoo! Noories of London
Aaahoo!
Aaahoo! Noories of London
Aaahoo!

He's the hairy, hairy gent, who ran amok in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
You better tune away from him
He'll rip out your eardrums Jim
Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor

Aaahoo! Noories of London
Aaahoo!
Aaahoo! Noories of London
Aaahoo!

Well, I saw Bigfoot walkin' with the queen
Doin' the Noories of London
I saw bigfoot Jr. walkin' with the queen
Doin' the Noories of London
I saw George Noory drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And his toupee was perfect

Aaahoo! Noories of London
Draw blood
Aaahoo! Noories of London

Nice job!!!   

[fotd]

We're a third of the way into February.  Has he been using Feb very much?

[b_dubb]

I saw George Noory with a pizza roll in his hand
Walkin' through the streets of LA in the rain
He was lookin' for the place called the le deep cave
Gonna get a big dish of toomeric chow mein

Aaahoo! Noories of London
Aaahoo!
Aaahoo! Noories of London
Aaahoo!

Send Lawyers guns and money
the Noory's hit the fan

[DocHolliday]

More cutting-edge radio tonight.  Jorch returns to the 70s.  I heard the promo on the radio and thought Jorch said Jonathan Livingston "Siegel."

Jorch should be happy to have angels back again.  Can portals be far behind?

Spiritual Journey
Date:   02-10-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Richard Bach
Author Richard Bach, whose Jonathan Livingston Seagull was a 1970s best-seller, thought that he understood the true nature of reality but when he suffered a near-fatal crash in his seaplane, everything changed. After 7 days in a coma, the former USAF fighter pilot awoke to discover that his memory of the crash was far different from the reality of what occurred. He'll discuss his journey and the angels, and spirits who helped him along the way.

Man, he just can't kick the angels shtick, can he?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Author Richard Bach, whose Jonathan Livingston Seagull was a 1970s best-seller, thought that he understood the true nature of reality but when he suffered a near-fatal crash in his seaplane, everything changed.

I remember reading that book as a kid, so I will probably tune in and see what Bach has to say.

I have also noticed that George is squeezing a two sentence "future sound bite" where he gives some canned/prewritten statement on the guest's topic into the main interviews these days. The rest of the interview is conducted with his usual generic questions. I will try to get down the one he says today.

[aldousburbank]

More cutting-edge radio tonight.  Jorch returns to the 70s.  I heard the promo on the radio and thought Jorch said Jonathan Livingston "Siegel."

Jorch should be happy to have angels back again.  Can portals be far behind?

Spiritual Journey
Date:   02-10-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Richard Bach
Author Richard Bach, whose Jonathan Livingston Seagull was a 1970s best-seller, thought that he understood the true nature of reality but when he suffered a near-fatal crash in his seaplane, everything changed. After 7 days in a coma, the former USAF fighter pilot awoke to discover that his memory of the crash was far different from the reality of what occurred. He'll discuss his journey and the angels, and spirits who helped him along the way.

George, Larry King called from 1979 and demands that you stop poaching guests!

[Neil]

We're a third of the way into February.  Has he been using Feb very much?

Yes.  I noticed the other night that he won't say Nuclear.  It's always Nuke. 

[NoMoreNoory]

More cutting-edge radio tonight.  Jorch returns to the 70s.  I heard the promo on the radio and thought Jorch said Jonathan Livingston "Siegel."

Jorch should be happy to have angels back again.  Can portals be far behind?

Spiritual Journey
Date:   02-10-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Richard Bach
Author Richard Bach, whose Jonathan Livingston Seagull was a 1970s best-seller, thought that he understood the true nature of reality but when he suffered a near-fatal crash in his seaplane, everything changed. After 7 days in a coma, the former USAF fighter pilot awoke to discover that his memory of the crash was far different from the reality of what occurred. He'll discuss his journey and the angels, and spirits who helped him along the way.

And Tuesday, he has Linda Stasi back on, discussing the Veil Of Veronica. She, you'll recall, was the victim of his hilarious "Why did you write that book?" scary voice non-gag. Is she nuts or desperate that she would even consider going back on the show after that? I suggest we bombard Noory with demands that he finally apologise to her.

[nooryisawesome]

At last, the true story of George Noory revealed.

It's true, george noory is the product of an ass rape.

[wr250]

Yes.  I noticed the other night that he won't say Nuclear.  It's always Nuke.

thats cause he cant say that word without sounding like the GW Bush pronunciation

[UFQuack]

Everyone talks about how Jorch leaves the show early and wastes air time but did you notice how long it takes Jorch to start talking? Tonight I think he played all of Giorgio Moroder.

[zeebo]

It sounded like in the flowers commercial he said "Order now and get a free glass face".

[coaster]

Noory's guest tonight has a plane named "Puff" so Noory felt it fitting to play "Puff The Magic Dragon" which has absolutely nothing to do with flying a plane. Noory is oblivious. I do find it ironic that they have a bunch of teen challenge anti drug commercials directly after the song.

[UFQuack]

Here's Jorch tickling his dragon: